Hey ya'll. Sorry this is a little late.
Ri2: Hey, that rhymed!! And it's absolutely true.
AJ: Thank you!!! Trust me, there'll be less puke in this chappie.
Serpent: Well, if ya ever make an account, let me know!!
Mothim: Oh yeah, forgot to address that. Dialga, along with a bunch of others, is naturally mute. Don't question my methods.
New Data: You're on the right track...
As far as Lavender town goes...
Well, you'll just have to wait and see ;)
lukekriebs: We'll see about that ;)
Lets-a-go!!
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekinesis talk." (Which honestly probably won't even be in this chappie)
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, some of those banned episodes...probably wouldn't be banned. Like seriously, you banned one episode because Meowth put on a Hitler Mustache?!
O/O/O/O
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!
"Could you be a little more quiet?! We're trying to be stealthy!!'' Arceus snapped.
The army was crawling through the vents, following Dialga.
"Well excuse me!!" Keldeo snapped back. "I'm trying to get my stupid horn through these stupid tunnels!! Why do we even have to come this way?!"
"Why do you have to wear those nasty shorts?!" Victini, who was behind him, insulted. "And leave your shirt off?! Nobody wants to see your shinier-than-Diancie chest!!"
"Should I be insulted or flattered?" Diancie wondered aloud, further down the line.
"Quick question," Cyrus, who was still on a leash, began. "how have the vents not collapsed--"
Dialga, at the front, suddenly stopped; this caused a cartoon-style pile-up.
Pushing off the vent cover, he jumped out.
Waving at the others to follow suit, he turned and walked out of the room.
O/O/O/O
After getting untangled and exiting the room, the Legendaries managed to catch up to Dialga.
Said dragon was on his knees, hand up a vending machine's opening and attempting to grab a Soda.
Palkia began kicking it in the side, knocking down three.
Pulling them out and handing one to each of his brothers, Dialga peeked around a corner.
He grunted in dissatisfaction.
"What's wrong??" Girantina asked, giving Cyrus some of his Soda in a cup.
As they all looked around the corner, they found multiple grunts.
Oddly enough, they were all from different teams...
This emmitted several groans.
Dialga gestured, promting Arceus to tilt his head to the side.
"You want us to split up??"
He nodded in response.
O/O/O/O
"Oh look, a room full of Team Aqua and Magma grunts!! How dreadfully convenient for us."
Rayquaza complained as he and the other Hoenn Legendaries struck poses in front of multiple sculptures and such, causing them not to be noticed by the aforementioned grunts.
"Ray, can you shut up?!" Groudon hissed. "You're gonna get us caught!!"
Raising a brow, the dragon jerked a thumb over his shoulder.
"If that hasn't gotten us caught, I think we're fine."
He referred to Latias, Manaphy, Phione, Kyogre, and Deoxys, who were all posing in front of a giant painting.
The paining itself depicted Giovanni, in a T-pose, ascending to the Heavens above over the top of several grunts. Most of which appeared to be worshipping the money-hungry mob boss--except for one, who looked suspiciously like a mix of Jessie and James, who was being zapped into oblivion.
Deoxys was Giovanni; Kyogre, Manaphy and Phione were grunts; Latias was the grunt being zapped into oblivion.
"...Point taken."
Rayquaza and Groudon were posing in front of a sculpture depicting Giovanni and his prized Persian. Rayquaza was Giovanni and Groudon was Persian.
Next to them, posing in front of a fountain, were Latios and Jirachi, the former depicting Giovanni holding up a fossil, which Jirachi represented, as he turned into his rock form.
Said child-like Legendary split a small hole in his rock and whispered to the others.
"Hey guys, I gotta pee."
"Shut up ya stupid rock!!!" Manaphy snapped, causing Jirachi to close up the hole.
"Manaphy, be nice for once." Phione sighed.
As the grunts tried their best to get along with their former enemies, two female grunts from each team began to critique the sculptures.
"That Giovanni guy sure has an ego." The one from Team Magma commented, placing a fist on her hip and shifting.
"Tell me 'bout it." The Team Aqua grunt agreed. "That guy 'as more o' them pictures of 'imself than anybo'y I ever met!!"
The Legendaries internally agreed.
O/O/O/O
"So where are we goin'??"
"No clue."
Zapdos, Articuno, Mew, Moltrés, and Mewtwo were strolling down a hallway.
"This place is so boring!!!" Mew complained.
Mewtwo gritted his teeth.
"I thought being stuck here for 20 years was bad, but nope!! Mewtwo manages to blow the stupid place up, and what do they do??"
Mewtwo's eye twitched slightly, prompting him to grab the sides of his head as the memory resurfaced.
"THEY REBUILD IT MORE BORING THAN BEFORE!!! SERIOUSLY!!! GREY IS NOT YOUR ONLY COLOR OPTIONS, PEOPLE!!! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON ALL THE GIOVANNI PORTRAITS--"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!." Mewtwo yelled at his ancestor, whirling on her. "YOU TRY BEING TRAPPED IN A TUBE FOR 15 YEARS AND HAVE ALL YOUR FRIENDS DIE, THEN WE CAN TALK BORING!!!"
"OH YEAH?!" Mew shouted, rising to what she felt was a challenge. "YOU TRY HAVING NEEDLES STUCK IN YOUR BRAIN FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND THEN HAVING PEICES OF YOURSELF REMOVED!!! YOU TRY HAVING YOURSELF EXPOSED FOR SCIENCE!!!"
"WELLYOU TRY HAVING NO PURPOSE IN LIFE BUT BEING A WEAPON!!!"
"YOU TRY HAVING YOUR BROTHER--"
"ENOUGH!!!"
The Mews ceased their screaming as the three birds simultaneously shut them up.
"Fer goodness sake!! Ya'll're worse than us on a good day!!" Zapdos snapped.
"Honestly!!" Moltrés emphasized the last syllable. "We will be leaving soon. For now, we don't need you two getting us all stuck in tubes for 20 years!!"
"Look," Articuno began, "I get this isn't a...good place for you two. But please, if we get caught it might be worse than th last time you were here."
The two gave each other icy glares.
"Ugh, okay." Zapdos pinched the bridge of his beak. "Since ya'll can't seem ta get along at tha moment, we'll just split up s'more. Girls, ya'll go with Mew, Mewtwo and I can go another way."
"Um...you sure that's a good idea??" Articuno spoke up. "There's more strength in numbers, and--"
"For once, dear, I believe our brother may be right." Moltrés mused, linking arms with Mew and Articuno, leading them away.
"Hey!! Whaddya mean, "For once"?! I'm more right than ya half tha time!!"
"Oh sure!!"
The girls dissapeared, and Mewtwo turned around to go the other way.
Zapdos managed to keep stride with the angry clone, watching him all the while.
"...Hey."
Mewtwo moved his sharp gaze to his companion.
"What?!"
Zapdos sighed.
"Look, we don' really get along tha best or anythin', but..."
He looked away.
"...D'ya need ta talk about anything??"
Mewtwo paused, staring at seemingly nothing.
He looked at Zapdos.
Turning, he continued to walk.
After a few minutes, he began to speak.
"It all started with a really ugly mad scientist..."
O/O/O/O
"And here we have an Artist's Rendition of...wait, what is this supposed to be??"
Suicune, Raikou and Entei had decided to play 'Tour Guide' with all of Giovanni's memoirs of himself, prompting motherly giggles from Ho-oh, a facepalm or two from Lugia, and Celebi to pull out some popcorn.
They were currently examining a rather...confusing painting.
"Well duh!!" Onion fairy spoke up, "It's obviously Giovanni naked!!"
"We can see that, Celbs." Raikou replied. "But why is there two of him, both naked, one T-posing and the other proposing?!"
"Oh, that's a simple question with a simple answer."
All heads turned to a janitor, who was wiping down a mold of Giovanni's face.
"Giovanni in the T-pose is a depiction of his dominace. As that is what the T-pose is commonly used to demonstrate, it was only fitting.
"The proposing Giovanni represents his unbridled love for himself, as is seen by how many incarnations of him are seen around this place. Power and Dominance, that is Giovanni."
The six stared at him.
"...What."
"My point exactly. I had to paint that monstrosity."
He then exited the room.
Entei snapped a picture of Celebi picking up a nearby sword with Giovanni's face on the helm and slicing it down through the picture.
O/O/O/O
Keldeo kicked down a door, Victini backflipping in.
"WHO LET THE ROCKDRUFFS OUT--"
"WOOF!! WOOF WOOF WO--"
The two's anyics immediately stopped as they found that they had, indeed, just barged into a room full of Team Plasma grunts.
Zekrom, Reshiram, Meloetta, Genesect, Terrakion, Coballion, and Virizon came in.
"What made you two--"
Upon seeing the sight, they froze.
The grunts all stared at them.
"Uh, pedestrians ain't supposed to be here." One began.
Another gagged at the sight of Keldeo's shiny chest.
"Especially ones without shirts."
"THANK YOU!!!" The other Legendaries except Keldeo shouted, the latter rolling his eyes.
The other grunts began advancing on the group, trying to decide what to do with them.
In a flash, Keldeo and Victini had whipped out pamphlets, both males sweating slightly.
"Would you like to take a moment to talk about our Master, Lord Helix??"
This made the grunts pause.
As they began to mutter to themselves, Zekrom, Reshiram, Coballion, Terrakion, and Virizon's mouths all dropped open.
As Keldeo and Victini exhaled, Genesect, in her armor-clad glory, flipped out.
"Lord Helix?! Lord HELIX?!."
All eyes on the room were on her.
"You worship that water monstosity?!" She snapped. "You let a husk rule over you?! Disgusting!!! ALL HAIL LORD DOME!!!"
There was silence, until...
"All hail Lord Dome!!" Somebody shouted from the back.
"All praise Lord Helix!!!" Someone else shouted.
Others began joining the fray, siding either with Dome or Helix.
Soon enough, chairs, tables, boots, and Pokéballs were being hurled around, along with th screaming.
The Unovas fled the scene.
Upon getting fat enough away, Keldeo and Victini high-fived.
"Pamplets work every time!!"
Genesect suddenly towered over them, arms crossed.
"Lord Helix??"
"Woah woah woah, chill." Keldeo explained, he and his best friend putting their hands up in defense, sweat beginning to formulate again.
"We ain't even actually involved in all that cult stuff!!! We just bust out those pamphlets whenever we get stuck in situations like that one!!"
"It happens more often than ya'd think!!" Victini piped up.
She continued glaring at them, but eventually huffed and walked away.
Meanwhile, Terrakion, Coballion, and Virizion had pulled out a phone and begun Googling something.
"Uh...what're you guys doing??" Meloetta inquired.
"Googling 'When your kid and his best friend cause a religious fight are you supposed to be proud or ashamed'."
O/O/O/O
The Kalos and Alola Legendaries had taken over the Break Room.
Yveltal, Zyra, and Squishy were crashing on beds the two latters reading magazines; Xerneas and Magearna were at the Vending Machine, and Solgaleo and Lunala were snuggled together under some covers, passed out.
Mespirit, Uxie, and Azelf were there as well, passed out in random areas of the room.
A Team Flare grunt entered, witnessed the scene, and walked back out.
O/O/O/O
Regigigas and the Regis eventually got tired of being in their human forms and changed back to normal.
Volcanion had gone with them, leaving Magearna in the break room.
He, too, eventually grew bored of being human and changed back to normal.
The Regis proceeded to plow through the walls like tanks, having total disregard for class.
Volcanion followed, quite impressed.
O/O/O/O
Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Arceus, and Cyrus all came to a stop next to Giovanni's office.
"Well?? What did you need us to see??" Arceus asked quietly.
You'll just have to wait and see, I suppose ;)See ya next chappie!!