Heeeeeeeeeey.
lukekriebs: THIS GUY'S BIRTHDAY WAS APRIL 15TH!!! SHOW 'IM SOME LOVE EVERYBODY!!!
Mega: Imma give it to ya straight: The literal gods in question can't defeat the team villians and have to rely on Ash Ketchum. I hate it and don't understand it either. Take it up with Tajiri.
I rest my case.
(However, when the time comes my own headcannons shall be addressed.)
Anon: *Looks at fact* Whoops, my bad. I put Gen 2. Lemme just--
*Edits*
FIXED!!!!
AJ: Glad to keep ya interested!!!
Into the Pokéverse: Memedition coming to a cinema near you!!!
PK: I'll just explain--it was ROYGBIV, the colors of the rainbow. it was supposed to be foreshadowing for Team Rainbow Rocket. Glad you noticed though!!
Ri2: WHERE ARE YOU NOOOOOOOOOOW *Faded blasts in the backround*
O/O/O/O
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekinesis Talk."
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, I'd've killed a ton of people by now...
O/O/O/O
Somewhere in Hoenn...
"How's the camera coming??"
Crash!!!
"Almost got it!!!"
Once getting the camera to stand up correctly, Keldeo pranced over to Victini, who was carrying an enormus vat of cinnamon.
Setting it down, the two looked at Latios.
"Whatcha need this for again??" Victini questioned.
Latios sighed, looking into the distance.
"I should really quit making bets with Zapdos and Mewtwo."
The two looked at each other, eyebrows raised.
Sighing again, he turned back to them.
"Do either of you have a spoon??"
Keldeo craned his head around, reaching behind himself with a hoof.
He pulled out a plastic spoon and handed it over.
Latios stared for a moment before taking it.
"...I'm not asking where you kept that."
Floating to the table they had set up, Latios went behind it.
He picked up a chefs hat, placing it on his head and adjusting it.
"Start filming, boys."
O/O/O/O
1 Day later, in Kanto...
"Ey!!! Mewtwo!! We got a problem!!!"
Mewtwo, waking up, rolled over before teleporting to just outside of his cave.
He remained on his stomach, staring groggily, unseeing.
"Whazzuuuuuuu..."
Landing in front of him, Zapdos gripped the clone's head in his talons and hoisted him up.
"He actually did it, dude!! We're screwed!!!"
Shaking the sleep out of his head, Mewtwo replied.
"What did who now??."
"Look!!"
Holding the camera to the other's face, Zapdos played the video.
Latios, in a Chef's Hat, nods to the camera.
"Hello there. My name is Latios. I have been nominated by two--ahem--dear friends of mine to do this particular challenge."
He motions to the giant jar of cinnamon and the spoon (which has been washed).
"As you can see, the cinnamon challenge. And, as my friends and I, ahem, prefer to go 'all out', this amount of cinnamon is quite large."
Picking up the spoon, he unscrews the top from the jar.
"Also, this is special imported cinnamon from the Kalos Region. Right, Victini??"
"Yup!! Keldeo and I totally got it from some gangster old guy!!"
You can see Victini's thumbs up in the side of the frame.
"His wife gave us some weird brownies though..." Kedeo speaks from offscreen.
Latios nods solemnly.
"Let us begin."
Mewtwo gagged at the footage.
"Is...is he crying??."
"I'd be too, man!! That's way more cinnamon than we meant!!"
"He knows that, though." Mewtwo concluded. "See how he's glaring at us?? That symbolizes that he can make is do something worse, now."
Zapdos gave a nervous gulp.
After all the cinnamon is gone, Latios' bloodshot eyes still glare at the camera.
He snorts, the air brownish-red.
"Now, *cough* since I've done this particular...ahem...challenge *cough cough*, I get to nominate my dear friends for one."
He grins, pure evil in his eyes.
"I nominate Zapdos and Mewtwo...
The two held their breath.
"...For the Ice-Bucket Challenge.
Video end.
Zapdos' pupils dilated.
"How...much..."
"Quite alot...since he did so much..." Mewtwo's voice trailed off.
The two stared off into the distance, unseeing.
"...We gotta stop makin' bets with that guy."
O/O/O/O
"Um, dear, don't you think that's a little too much--"
"NOT AT ALL!!!!"
Moltrés frowned slightly in fear as she flew with Articuno, who had a...uh...rather large bucket full of ice water.
The latter was cackling maniacly as she carried it to her destination, the water sloshing inside the bucket.
The two arrived at the designated area, where Mew had the camera ready and the two nominees were standing, looking terrified.
"WHO'S READY TO RUMBLE?!?!?!?!"
The two jumped at her voice, whirling around to find the crazed bird hauling the water bucket.
Zapdos' mouth dropped open while Mewtwo looked on the verge of fainting.
"That's a lotta water."
Coming to a halt above them (yet still in the air), Articuno grinned devilishly.
*This is gonna be so much fun.*
"Lights, camera, action!!" Mew giggled, activating the camera.
"Uh, hi." Zapdos gulped. "I'm Zapdos, this is Mewtwo, and...uh...like, our friend nominated us for the...the..."
He glanced up at the giant bucket again, gulping.
"Ice-Bucket Challenge."
"Articuno--who seems to be enjoying this far more than she should--shall be dumping ice on us. We probably should've said our goodbyes earlier."
With a heavy sigh, the two stiffened and closed their eyes, accepting their fates.
Articuno yelled something as she overturned the bucket, but the water splashing was so loud we weren't able to hear it.
As the water and ice rained down on the two, both Pokémon' eyes snapped open.
"HOLY F--"
Zapdos, luckily, was unable to finish that sentence as some freezing water went down his throat, causing him to gargle and spazm.
Mewtwo was hit over the head by an enourmous block of ice, knocking him out.
About ten minutes later, the water stopped.
Zapdos shakily lifted his head from the ground.
Growling, he shakily snapped at the camera.
"W-we...nomi-i-inate...L-Latios...for the Spearowbox Ch-Challenge."
O/O/O/O
"Do I seriously have to do this blindfolded--"
"For the millionth time, yes!!! Learn to watch movies, old man!!"
Latias, in the backseat, finished tying the blindfold.
Latios sighed.
"Why are we livestreaming this again??"
"Giratina and Arceus said they needed to see your killcount as soon as possible!!"
"What--"
"Now shut up and drive the van!!"
Also in the backseat, Phione panned the camera around to his face.
"Hello. My name is Phione, and you're about to watch us all die."
O/O/O/O
Luckily, nobody died, but the Lilycove Mall now has a massive hole in the side of it.
...And the Move Deleter doesn't exactly have a house anymore...
Also, Captain Stern's ship needs a few...ahem...repairs...
Anyways: Latios, crawling out of the engine and plucking glass shards out of himself, addresses the camera.
"I nominate Zapdos and Mewtwo to do the--"
His eyes drifted upwards to find Rayquaza, curled up on a cloud, shaking his head.
"...What??"
The dragon sighed, heaving off of the cloud.
Coming to just above Latios, he crossed his arms and shook his head again.
"Really??"
"...What??" The blue dragon repeated, more emphasized.
Ray sighed again.
"Those two, yeah. But you?? Man, I'd've thought you wouldn't let it go this far."
Latios raised a brow.
"If you're giving me a 'dissapointed mom' talk, I can give you one as well. Shall we bring up 1,000 years ago??"
"You weren't even alive."
"Maybe not, but Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa was. Story gets passed down."
Rayquaza hummed, drummimg his fingers.
"Look, you three are getting out of control. As the Residental Peacemaker of Hoenn, I automatically have to fix it."
"There aren't any laws--"
"Now come with me. I have an idea."
O/O/O/O
Arceus facehooved.
"How long will they be doing this??"
"However long it takes."
Zapdos, Mewtwo, and Latios all stood stock-still, in poses, staring at nothing.
Arceus, shaking his head, turned to Rayquaza, who looked quite pleased.
"Alright, it seems to be working. But why those poses?? They look like an anime opening."
"Makes the challenge worse. Whoever loses has to take Interpretive Dance classes with the Dogs."
Arceus shuddered.
"It's so intense with them!!!"
"Exactly."
Rumor has it, they're still doing the Mannequinn Challenge to this day.
Sorry this took a while.
Alright, WPFOTD: Rayquaza is misspelled as "Rayquayza" in Pokémon Team Turbo in every instance.
Weird Chappie??? Eh. I rewrote it about 3 times--this isn't even anywhere near the original concept!!! At first, it was gonna be about the Regis!!!
Plus, my motivation is down the toilet right now, so eh.
See ya next chappie!!!