Hey ya'll. Doing good?? Good.
Serpent: Thanks, I really appreciate that. Really.
Ri2: The Spearowbox Challenge is based on the Birdbox Challenge. It's pretty much where people close their eyes and drive. Lots of people have died from it.
PK: I know, right??
Firelord: If it's romance you require, then romance you shall have!!!
Werewolf Chine: Okay, I Google Translated this one, so correct me if I'm wrong:
"I think I like these stories. I'm also the only one who speaks Spanish"
Thank you!! Glad you like them!! And yes, you are our only Spanish reviewer. (That I know of)
Miss (Guest): I was actually aiming for more of a Southern Accent on Zapdos...oh well. Thanks for reading anyways.
Let's begin.
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekinesis Talk."
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, Aeigislash wouldn't have been introduced until Sword and Sheild.
O/O/O/O
"Hey guys, what time is it??"
The dogs were in Entei's room, Raikou sprawled out on the couch, Entei on the floor, and Suicune in a bean bag chair.
The floor was covered in various pizza boxes, drinks, and chips.
On the TV, an episode of "The Singlette" was playing, various men doing really retarded challenges whilst trying to impress a woman.
"I dunno, 8:30??" Suicune replied, glancing at a nearby clock.
"Oh, okay."
"...Wait, 8:30?!."
Raikou leaped off the couch.
"AwshootI'mgonnabelate!!! Sorry guys I gotta go take care of something ASAP!!! BRB!!!"
He then bolted out the door.
He poked his head back in.
"I won't be back for a few hours, so lemme know who gets kicked off!!"
He then bolted away again, slamming the door behind him.
The two remaining brothers stared at said door.
"Uh...what??" Entei wondered aloud.
"I'm not sure." Suicune replied. "But whatever it is, it seems Raikou has a secret."
"I wonder what it is."
"Same."
"...Should we, like, follow him, or..."
"...We could, but I honestly don't feel like it. Interpretive Dance wore me out today. We can find out another day."
"Yeah. Plus, I wanna see who gets themselves killed on here."
Thus, they returned to watching the show.
O/O/O/O
Raikou, panting, skidded to a halt.
After giving himself a moment to get his breathing on point, the Titan moved some bushes, stepping into a clearing.
He looked around before a voice came from behind him.
"And here I thought you had abandoned me."
Whirling around he found Mesprit, floating gracefully, a playful smile on her face.
He exhaled.
"Sorry I'm late, babe. Got caught up with my bros."
She chuckled.
"I figured. Just don't go making yourself a bad habit. Getting away from my sisters for our secret dates is hard enough."
Raikou nodded.
Suddenly, a mischevious smile brewed on his girlfriend's face.
"Now, if you want a good habit..."
Trailing off, she tipped forward, pressing their faces together.
Raikou relaxed immediately, returning the kiss with vigor.
Mesprit pushed forward again, knocking her boyfriend onto his back, leaving her on top of him.
They eventually broke, Mesprit giving a giggle as Raikou rolled over, a foreleg around her.
She snuggled into his chest with a content sigh.
"You taste like pizza."
A tint of red covered the beast's face.
"Oh yeah?? You taste like fried Magikarp."
"Touche."
They went silent for a few moments, merely relaxing in each other's embrace.
Mesprit looked up at the sky.
"The stars are beautiful tonight."
"They sure are." Raikou replied. "But you know who else is beautiful??"
"Who??"
"Me."
Not even bothering to look at him, she smacked him with a tentacle.
"Hey!!"
"You asked for it, you oversized cheese grater."
O/O/O/O
Up in the sky, Shaymin crawled onto a cloud, panting.
"Okay Latts, this is waaaaaaay too high. Plus, I don't trust clouds. Why the heck are we here?!"
"Birdwatching." Latias responded, making adjustments to her telescope.
The hedgehog Pokémon facepalmed.
"We can do that on a hill!!"
"Not that kind of birdwatching, grass-brain. We're birdwatching couples."
Shaymin stared at her.
"...Are you honestly saying that you come up here, on a cloud, every Friday night, with a really expensive telescope, watching people date??."
"Good, we're on the same page!! Now get comfy, I have popcorn."
The Sinnoh Legendary sighed.
*Well, it's official. My best-friend-weird-mentor-kind-of-sister-figure is a friggin' creep.*
"Okay...just gimme a sec..."
Closing his eyes, he was absorbed in a bright light.
When it vanished, his form was now more deer-like, and taller.
He opened his eyes and stretched.
"Oh yeah. That's nice."
"Sweet." Latias said.
"So...where we headed??" Shaymin asked, curling up reluctantly on the cloud.
"Wherever the cloud takes us. And right now, it looks like we're headed to Johto."
O/O/O/O
Indeed, the two ended up in Johto.
Inconveniently (yet conveniently for plot), they passed by a certain clearing.
Shaymin glanced down.
He leaned forward, squinting.
"Hey Latts, who's that?? Looks like Raikou, but he's with someone."
"Hmm??" Latias pointed the telescope in the direction he pointed.
Suddenly, a mischevious grin plastered itself onto her face.
"...That's Mesprit."
Then, Shaymin came to a realization.
"Waitaminute, they look a little too cozy for this to be a first date or something. What if--"
"ONE OF MY SHIPS IS CANNON."
Somehow, in her excitement, Latias managed to activate her Mega Stone.
Exploding in a ball of bright, spectral colours, the dragon launched into the air, not only destroying the cloud but also sending Shaymin flying across the sky into who-knows-where.
However, he was going so fast that, since this a fanfiction and I'm terrible at Science, he was surrounded in a bright light.
Raikou looked, seeing it.
"Hey look babe!! A shooting star!! Make a wish!!"
Mesprit thought for a moment before wishing inside of her head.
"Done and done, sweetheart."
O/O/O/O
A few hours later, Raikou came piling back into Entei's room.
"Hey guys. Wha'd I miss??"
Suicune and Entei, who still hadn't moved form their spots, shared a glance.
"...Should we tell him??"
"Either that or he finds out on his own."
At this, Raikou got nervous.
"Tell me what."
The other two looked back at each other and gave a solemn nod.
"Chad got eliminated."
"DANGIT!!!"
Can't win 'em all, Raikou. Can't win 'em all.
Who else can relate to Latias on a Spiritual Level??
WPFOTD: Pokémon Crystal was the first game to ever let a player choose their gender. Up until then, you could only be male. However, in Gen 1 remakes the option was available.
Watcha think of Raikou and Mesprit having a secret realtionship???
See ya next chappie!!!
