Hey guys.
Anon Omega: *Shrugs* Not gonna lie, some of the facts I put up are probably common knowledge.
On the bright side, call me up if you're ever going to Comicon or Pokécon or anything like that.
Ri2: I'll explain as we go along ;)
lukekriebs: Thanks bruh. Glad you agree!!
Serpent: Same though. Call me up if ya ever wanna stalk a ship we both like.
Mega: We'll actually be addressing that particular love triangle soon...not this chappie, but either the next one or the one after.
AJ: Aw, thanks!! Don't worry, this'll be a reoccuring subplot.
Firelord: Well hey, not gonna lie, it's a good fanfic!!! You're a good writer!!!
I wouldn't really call myself famous...thanks nonetheless!!
PK: Hmm, he's not here...hang on a sec.
*Places a pizza under a box with a string attached*
That should do it.
Now, let's do this!!!
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekinesis talk."
DISCLAIMER:
If I owned Pokémon, ya'll would be seeing some weird subplots...
O/O/O/O
Mewtwo, Magearna, and Genesect sat at a smaller, round table in the Hall of Origin's Kitchen.
Mewtwo gave a heavy sigh.
"What's the point of this again??"
"'Bonding', apparently." Genesect responded, her voice deadpan.
"Oh, I'm so glad for that, too!!!." Magearna clapped her hands as she giggled.
The other two looked at her, confused.
"It's so much fun to branch out and get to know others!!! Wouldn't you agree??"
The other two looked away, grumbling.
Then, something struck Genesect (figuratively).
"Hey, Bunny. Since when can you talk?? I thought you could understand humans but not talk yourself."
Magearna giggled.
"Well, first off, after I was 'woke back up', and had such a wonderful adventure, Volcanion took me all over Kalos trying to find a technician to fix me. Eventually, he intimidated a blond kid with glasses to do it.
"Although, as he was working, his house exploded. Poor boy. His sister was quite nice, too.
"But, because it exploded he couldn't finish. So, now I can speak Pokémon, but not human."
The clone and the creation stared for a moment.
Then, Mewtwo pinched the brink of his...er...muzzle.
"I forgot that Pokémon and humans have different dialects."
"Same." Genesect agreed. "I get so used to hearing both all the time..."
"Oh, don't worry!!" Magearna quipped. "Just be glad you can understand everybody easily!!!."
"True..."
They sat in silence for a moment.
Then, Magearna broke said silence.
"So, how were you two created??"
The clone and the bug looked at her, taken aback slightly.
"Why bring that up???" Genesect scoffed.
Magearna giggled.
"Well, all three of us were created somewhow!!! I was built for my princess hundreds of years ago."
She placed a hand on her chin.
"Well, my sould was put into my body, anyways. Not sure how they made my soul...Volcanion knows, but he's so stubborn and won't tell me."
Then, she placed her hands together happily.
"But I'm glad!!! It's a mystery to solve myself!!!."
Mewtwo mulled this information over while Genesect appeared to roll her eyes. This action went unnoticed by poor Magearna, however.
*She's so glad about everything...weirdo.*
"Well, I got my soul sent back to earth after I died thousands of years ago."
Magearna gave an "Ooooh~".
"How did that happen?!."
Genesect snorted, taking great pride in what she was about to say.
"Lord Dome, baby. Lord Dome."
"You mean one of those fossils that everyone seems to worship??" Mewtwo asked.
"Eyeup."
While Mewtwo took in the information that such a psychotic thing that humans created in their minds might be true, Genesect continued.
"Of course, me and my troop were sent back. But Team Plasma--ugh--found our fossils and recreated our bodies. Not quite how they were, though..."
She gestured to what she had become.
Magearna nodded, having enjoyed the story.
"Wait."
Both looked to Mewtwo, who seemed quite disturbed.
"You wouldn't...have any, say...'distorted relatives', would you?? One that...is like a glitched skeleton??"
Genesect seemed concerned, going into thought.
"Hmm...Not that I know--''
Then, something clicked in her head.
"...Wait. Yeah, yeah. Him. Right."
The other two tilted their heads to the side.
"Okay, look. There was this one Kabutops...he...well...well, we aren't all that sure what he did. But, it upset Lord Dome. Big time. They had a huge fight, and the TL;DR is that the dude got blasted to peices. But his soul remained intact on his skeleton, which was just barely held together. By some...'ancient force', he revived as a glitchmon, then dissapeared. No one's seen him since."
They sat in silence for a minute.
"...How long ago was that??"
"Ah, back when I was alive for the first time. So, a while."
Genesect tapped her 'chin'.
"Y'know, that's the first time I've told that story to non-cult 'Mons. I wonder if that's bad."
"Well, if it is, you can just tell Lord Dome that we're your friends!!!." Magearna purred.
Mewtwo supressed an eye-roll.
"Yeah, that's the perfect excuse." Genesect grumbled, crossing her arms.
Magearna turned to Mewtwo.
"Your turn!!"
He raised a brow.
"For what??"
"Your backstory, of course!! We both told ours, so now it's your turn!!!"
Mewtwo actually rolled his eyes again.
"I'm sure everyone knows by now. Team Rocket Scientists cloned Mew, creating me."
He closed his eyes and turned away.
"The years in their captivity were Hell on Earth, and I do not wish to discuss the details."
His tone downhearted Magearna, whereas Genesect spoke up.
"I get ya there. Humans are the worst."
Mewtwo looked back at her.
"I can't argue there. I take it your years with Team Plasma weren't pleasant??"
"You don't even know."
*Or do I??* Mewtwo thought.
"Well...not all humans are bad!!" Magearna quipped, a hidden despair in her peppy voice. "My princess was good!! Very good!!! She would have loved you both!!"
This caught the other two's attention.
"Oh really?"
"Very much!!!"
The two looked away, unsure what to make of that thought.
A few moments of silence passed.
"...So, who here likes pineapple on pizza??"
What the heck Genesect. I hope they don't. I sure don't.
Well Serpent, wha'dya think?? I did my best.
WPFOTD: Apparently, Gold and Silver were intended to be the last Pokémon games. But sales amd money changed everbody's minds.
See ya next chappie!!