Wazzup???

Ri2: Alex, give me "Or is She??" for 400.

PK: *Ducktapes box shut* Now stay in there until you find the meaning of life.

Welp, let's do this.

*Thoughts*

"Speech''

"Telekinesis Talk."

Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, a lot less Ash Ketchum movies would exist. There would be movies starring the game protagonists instead.

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Mew was on her bed, reading a magazine.

Several knocks on her door alerted the Legendary, causing her to toss the magazine aside and answer.

Outside was Victini, who seemed...less energetic than usual.

Mew, however, brightened at the company.

"Hey, Victini!! Wassup??"

She moved aside to let him step in, shutting the door.

He shuffled from foot to foot, fumbling with something behind his back.

"Erm...just wanted to give ya these."

He pulled out a small bouquét of flowers, extending them to her.

He didn't look her in the eyes; he instead found interest in the floor.

"Look, I know what'cha said. I know what the deal is. I respect that. I'm not tryin' to force anything, I promise--"

"It's alright, Victini."

He whipped his head up, meeting her gaze.

"I know you. You aren't trying anything. It's fine."

He held her gaze for a moment...

Then exhaled.

"Thank Arceus' behind!!! I thought you'd be mad!!!"

Mew laughed.

"Well, they are quite pretty, honestly."

Grabbing them with her tail, she placed them in a nearby vase.

"I don't get many flowers these days, so it's pretty nice, anyhow."

Victini cocked his head to the side.

"Wait, you, Mew, one of the prettiest girls on the planet, doesn't get flowers?!"

Mew giggled at that.

" 'Fraid not, 'Tini."

"Well, that sucks." Victini deadpanned, flopping onto her bed.

"Meh." Mew responded, flopping down next to him.

They laid in silence for a while.

Eventually, Mew sighed.

"...Y'know, Victini, sometimes I regret dumpin' you."

Victini turned his head to look at her.

*Is she...ready to talk??

"I...uh...wouldn't really say you 'dumped' me, considering what happened...you weren't in the best...mental state..."

Mew shrugged.

"Well, considering, I'm pretty sure I dumped you."

Victini went into thought.

"...Fair enough."

"But hey, it was what, 200 years ago??"

The male blinked.

"...Oh yeah. I forgot I'm an old geezer."

Mew laughed again.

"Not like me, you're not."

She grinned.

"Sonny boy."

They were in silence after her grandma voice before busting out laughing.

After calming down, Mew closed her eyes and hummed.

"I forget not all of us were in the original eggs."

"Figures."

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

"Well, granny, if you don't take your medication you won't remember anything!!"

She smacked him with her tail.

After some more laughing, they returned to comfortable silence.

"...But, really, I miss you sometimes. I miss us sometimes."

She sighed.

"Like I said, Mew, it's fine. You ended it, and I can respect that. It's fine."

She glanced at Victini, whose eyes were shut, a calm aura surrounding him.

*Is it, Victini?? Is it??.

"Besides, there's a bright side to it!! You get to look for the right guy, and I got Keldeo!! As long as we sit 5 feet apart at all times we're fine!!"

Mew chuckled at that.

*If they ever did get together, it would be Hell on Earth.*

Mew looked up at the ceiling.

"Although...I do feel like I've owed you an apology..."

He glanced at her.

"Why?? You apologized for dumping me, like, 10 times in this chapter alone."

She gave him a weird stare before continuing.

"Look, I guess I didn't really give you a chance...when...well, when my brother...you know...I just wanted to be alone, you know?? And needless to say, I wasn't all that nice about it."

Victini shrugged.

"Eh, you were mourning. Can't blame you there."

Mew sighed.

"I guess. But still, I'm sorry."

"Like I said, it's fine."

He glanced out the window.

"...I do feel kinda bad, considering how desperate I get for a girlfriend sometimes."

"Oh really??"

"Yeah. I've flirted--alot--but no sucess. At all."

"Did you try, I dunno, Meloetta?? Ya'll're even from the same region!!"

Victini pressed his lips together, going dead silent.

After a minute, Mew gained a concerned look.

"Victini??"

He glanced at her, his forehead creased.

"...You want me to be honest??"

Slowly, and worriedly, she nodded.

He inhaled and exhaled. Slowly.

"Meloetta..."

He sighed.

"...Meloetta's still holdin' onto your brother."

That hit Mew like a meat cleaver on a Magikarp.

*...She...what?? Still?!

"...Yeah, that look on your face is why I didn't really wanna tell ya."

Mew shakily exhaled.

"I...didn't...see that coming."

"Yeeeeeaaaaaah...neither did I."

Mew stared at the ceiling.

"...On the bright side, at least he had somebody, right??"

This got Mew thinking.

*...You know what...*

"Yeah. Yeah, you're right."

The stared at each other before looking away.

*At least Berry had someone...unlike me...ruining everything I had...*

Mew sighed.

Victini sat up, stretching.

"Sorry, I...didn't mean ta barge up in here and drag ya down memory lane. I guess... I'll head out."

He floated to her doorway.

"Victini??"

He looked back at her.

"...Thanks."

O/O/O/O

Several Hours Later, In Unova...

Victini entered he and Keldeo's secret base.

Keldeo, who was channel surfing, flipped off the TV and looked at his buddy.

"Hey dude!! How'd it go??"

Victini smiled. It was an odd smile, one that, while not seen often, always bothered Keldeo when he saw it.

"Well, we talked. About a few things. Which...I think is good. Maybe."

"Well, hey, maybe one day she'll come back to ya." Keldeo replied, stretching and heading over to his bed.

Keldeo flopped onto his.

"Maybe."

"At least you haven't been, like, framed for two murders or something."

Victini laughed.

"Or had my life energy drained to turn all humankind into Pokémon!!"

"Hey, good one!! Or had your..."

Keldeo trailed off, passing out in the comfy memory foam.

Victini chuckled.

They always played that stupid game, thinking up worse situations they could be happy they weren't in.

He crawled under his bed, pulling out a black crate.

Blue letters spelt the words "Mew Memories", which were taped to the top.

Opening it, he picked up the brown scrapbook.

He paused, unsure.

*I haven't looked in a while. Should I??*

He stared at it.

*...Here goes nothin'.*

He flipped open the pages, gazing upon picture upon picture of Mew and himself.

A few minutes passed by before he couldn't handle it anymore, closing the book.

He stared at another content of the case.

A small, black box.

*Another day, Victini.

He thought to himself, sealing the case up and sliding it back under his bed.

*Just not today.*

How's that for lore??

Okay, so you know how I said I ship Onion Fairy and Victini??

Well...I have hit a dilemma.

Now, I am truly torn between Mewtini and ShayMew. EVERYONE VOICE YOUR OPINIONS!!!

WPFOTD: Eevee was the first Pokémon that had a different evolution depending on the time of day.

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See ya next chappie!!!