And another one gone and another one gone and another one bites the dust~
Serpent: Alas, you are correct. I am excited for the games, but cannot play due to me not having a Nintendo switch.
lukekriebs: Thank ya.
Mega: I've watched playthroughs of that Fangame before, but I can't download it because I don't have my own computer.
Also, regarding kicking the trainer in the sack: Pikachu, I'm afraid, isn't tall enough.
Plus, he has little stub feet. Granted, he could use Iron Tail, but I digress.
But you know who is tall enough??
CHARIZARD.
Ri2: Yay.
Firelord: Yeah...I hear ice cream helps with that sort of stuff.
PK: *Pulls out luxury ball*
Now, let's get started!!
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekinesis talk."
O/O/O/O
"This is exactly how I wanted to spend my afternoon!!!"
"Shut up, Moltrés."
Articuno sat on a branch and hummed, reading a book about Ice-types.
"Are you gonna help, princess??" Mew snapped to the bird.
"Nope." Articuno hummed, sipping her milkshake. "You made the mess, you clean it up. I'm just the supervision."
Mew grumbled and went back to sweeping.
"Where's your brother??" Mew asked Moltrés.
"Still doing that Mannequinn Challenge, I'm afraid." The fire-type replied. "I'm a bit worried--the three of them haven't used the bathroom in a while. That's so unsanitary!!"
Mew shuddered.
A white beast landed next to Articuno.
"What on earth happened here??" Reshiram asked, awed by the destruction.
"Those two had a 'Who Can Make the Prettiest Fire-Type Move' competition. As you can see, it blew up the kitchen. Arceus was not happy."
"Oh my."
"Hehe, it was worth it to see Manaphy's face when her grapes went flying all over the place all burnt up. Priceless."
O/O/O/O
*How...long...have we...been doing this?!*
Latios snapped in his mind, still in his pose.
To answer his question, it's been about three weeks.
"It's only been two weeks in your world though!!" Victini yells, walking down a nearby hallway.
Shut up Victini, it's my story and I can do what I want!! And you're only allowed to break the Fourth Wall in Firelord's story!!!
Ahem, as I was saying...
The dragon finally broke, collapsing onto the ground and falling off of the pedestal.
"LATIOS LOST!!!!'' Zapdos screeched, relieving himself of his position.
Mewtwo did so as well, several boned popping as he did.
He was panting somehow, despite not having a mouth.
"I have never had my leg up so high for so long." The clone shuddered.
"Dude, interpretive dance!!! I'm so gonna film this!!!." Zapdos mocked Latios with a laugh.
The dragon groaned loudly.
Then, the bird took off, returning 15 minutes later.
"Ah, sweet relief~"
"Wait, you were...holding that in??" Latios inquired, face contorted.
"Uh...yeah??" He replied, confused. "Didn't y'all??"
"I cannot physically use the bathroom. Whatever I eat is automatically changed into pure energy and stored within my body." Mewtwo replied.
"Huh, that's, um...cool."
"I just...went. On the pedestal."
The two stared at Latios like he had the plague.
"...What??"
"Dude...that's...just..."
"Unsanitary."
"Yeah, that."
They stood in silence for a moment.
Then, something clicked in Mewtwo's head.
"I just remembered something I need to take care of. Goodbye."
He then teleported off.
The other two shrugged at his absence.
Latios glanced at Zapdos.
"So, are you two getting along better??"
Zapdos shrugged.
"I dunno. Maybe?? Like, we've always hated each other, but we've been, like, bondin' lately. It's kinda weird."
"Any bonding is good bonding, my sister says." Latios mused.
"You two'll have to get along anyhow, all things considered."
That caught the bird's attention.
"...Eh...wha??"
"You know, since Mewtwo has a crush on your sister."
The next thing he knew, there was a bird face right in his own.
"Which. One."
Latios gulped.
"...Articuno. You didn't notice??"
Then, hellfire broke loose, and Zapdos unleashed electricity all over the place, barely missing his dragon companion.
When he finally stopped, he unleashed a roar.
"NOBODY TOUCHES MY BABY SIS!!!"
Latios, recoiling, put up his claws in defense.
"Wait, wait, wait. I never said that. Merely that he's...interested."
Another angry cry came from the bird.
"IF IT HAD BEEN MOLTRÉS, I'D'VE JUST PITIED THE FOOL!!! BUT ARTICUNO?! NUH-UH. NO WAY!!!"
He then launched away with a screech.
"...What have I done."
That's a good question, Latios.
I know this chappie is a bit short and 'bleh', but I'm sorry. I'm doing my best. Plus, I realize I haven't updated in a while, so I figure it's best I give y'all something.
WPFOTD: People suspect that Game Freak wants everybody to ship Charmander and Chikorita, on the account that all of their teaser images for PMD are those two in a pair.
Progress on my Pokémon Sun Journey:
Blitz the Litten has evolved into Blitz the Torracat, I completed the bit with the ranch on the second island, I found an Eevee (Her name is Grace) in the tall grass, who replaced my Growlithe on my team; and I got the egg.
See ya next chappie!!