Heyyo.
Real quick, thank you guys for all the condolences about my Aunt. I really appreciate it :)
lukekriebs: Fun isn't quite the word I would use...but hey, I've never done a seánce in real life, so I can't say for sure.
Ri2: Yeah, they're dumb. As for what they encountered, you'll see later~
PK: Mewto's outfit when he returned was actually a reference to 3 different fandoms. Earthbound, Yandere Simulator, and Fnaf. Glad somebody caught at least one!!
Serpent: I'm sorry about your dog :(
Yeaaaaaah, I wouldn't suggest playing with them, it gets...well...oh, you'll see.
Mega: Enjoy your holiday, dude!!
As for Zapdos...well...let's just say some stuff went down offscreen you guys might not wanna see...plus, they were drunk, so I don't think he cared too much.
Uh...no, Kyurem exists, he just hasn't actually made an appearance here because Reshiram and Zekrom are unfused. I was actually gonna make them refuse in a later chappie so that he would appear.
*Cough* he becomes his own once more in a future fic *COUGH COUGH*
Let's get on with it, shall we??
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekinesis Talk."
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, Dragonite would have a Mega Evolution by now.
O/O/O/O
"They actually did that?!"
Moltrés groaned and nodded at Mesprit's suprise.
"Believe you me, it was not an experience I would like to repeat. Ugh, especially with how bad they smelt."
Mesprit tilted her head to the side.
"But what about those scented candles??"
"Dear, with how strong those three's musk was, not even an army of Bounsweet could drown it out."
The two were on a hill overlooking Lavender town, a round table separating the two as they sat in chairs.
The table itself was decorated with a nice pink tablecloth, a teaset, and several hors d'oeuvres set out.
Moltres wore a dark pink sunhat, adorned with several flowers; around her neck was a simple scarf, luckily more for decoration than heat.
Mesprit also wore a sunhat, a simple yellow that matched her pink tones.
She happened to glance up at Moltrés' hat, a question popping up in her mind.
"Say, Moltrés...how is your hat not on fire?"
Moltres set her tea down.
"Oh, it's fireproof. It was specially made in Jhoto. Entei gave it to me for my birthday last year!"
Mesprit internally chuckled.
"Oh, that's nice."
She picked up a cupcake and began munching on it, another question popping up in her brain.
"Erm, how did you and Articuno know what was going on??"
"Hm? Oh, Regirock tipped us off. Poor dear just wanted a cupcake."
The water spirit chuckled, nodding.
Finishing off her cupcake, she looked down at Lavender Town.
"Doesn't MissingNo live there??"
The firey bird looked down at the town as well.
"I believe so, yes. In the..."
She frowned.
"In the tower, I believe."
She shifted uncomfortably.
Mesprit continued to gaze upon Lavender Town.
"You know, I can't hear it now, but whenever I go into the town, I hear..."
"Music??"
"Yes, music. It's odd music; dark and chilling, but in a way..."
She shifted, still looking.
"...It's rather soothing."
Moltrés looked back at the town as well.
"...Really? It makes me very...uneasy..."
The spirit finally looked away.
"What's in that tower anyhow??" She asked, taking a drink.
"The graveyard."
Luckily, Mesprit's spit take missed the food.
"That's where it is?! But that tower's huge!!"
"It is, isn't it?"
The pink blob spluttered, looking back at the tower.
"I mean...I mean, we have a graveyard in Sinnoh as well, but it's nowhere near that big!! And I'm pretty sure we only bury Pokémon there..."
"Oh, we do too, dear."
"I'm sorry what--"
"S-S0rry, aM I iNtter-r-rupptiNg aNyTH1ng??"
Both jumped and looked to the side to find MissingNo floating nearby.
"MissingNo!! Dearest!! Here, come sit with us." Moltrés gestured to the extra chair.
"O-0h, I w-w0UlDn't wAnT t-to iMp0se..."
"Oh, you won't be at all!!" Mesprit interjected. "We have enough for three; Reshiram was going to join us, but the poor thing got a bad case of food poisioning from some apparently unripe Pecha Berries."
"0h, th-thaT'S tO0 bAd..."
"Alas, it is. But Mesprit and I insist you join us, and I won't be taking no for an answer!"
MissingNo gave what appeared to be a shrug and sat down.
"So how have you been, dear?? We haven't seen you in a while."
"Yeah," Mesprit agreed. "It's been a while."
"O-0h, I'Ve beeN bUsy witH s0me...'fAmiLy matt3rs'."
"Oh, that's understandable, dear."
She sipped her tea, then spotted a neat, shiny, black envelope.
"So, what were you off too, dear? I see you have a card."
Mesprit gained a mischevious grin at the firey bird's statement.
"Is that a love note~?"
"WhAt?! N-N0!! It'S jUst a d-dInn3r 1nviTaTion!!"
"For a boooooooooy~???."
"N0!!! FoR M-MeW!!"
The other two spared a glance.
"Well, dear," Moltrés began, "I must say, I wouldn't have expected you to, as my sister puts it, "swing that way", but we completely under--"
"N-N0 M¥ "FAM1LY" W-W-WAnT'$ T0 M33T HER!!! I M-MA¥ N0T L00K STRA1GHT B-BUT 1 Am!!!"
"Oh, my bad dear, sorry about that."
"0-Oh, iT's fin3."
Mesprit leaned forward once more, having been blown back by MissingNo's wrath.
"W-Well, I'm afraid Mew's off on the Bowling Tournament, so you might have to wait to give it to her."
"0h, tHAt wAs th-th1s w3Ek?! D-DaRnit!! 1'LL haVe to t-t3ll Gh0st th-thAt..."
Not many knew too much about MissingNo's 'Family', as she put it, but they had heard a few names. "Ghost" was one of them, and she spoke of it like he was the family leader.
Moltrés recalled one time where she had run into an Eevee with black eyes--with what looked like blood trailing from them--and what looked to be a shiny half-Eevee half-Espeon that had been looking for MissingNo. Said glitch had shooed them away hurriedly, saying that she would be home in a little while.
That perplexed the bird, but MissingNo had said she would introduce them properly when the time was right.
Moltrés was still concerned about that Shiny, though. That couldn't have been comfortable. And that Eevee probably needed to see a medic.
But, alas, MissingNo said that it was fine and not to worry about it.
Alright then.
Moltrés was pulled from her musings by MissingNo, who was asking a question.
"$o wh0 aLL w3nT t0 thE touRnAmEnt??"
Mesprit counted on her tentacles.
"Let me see...Zekrom, Solgaleo, Mew, both of my sisters, Yveltal, and Xerneas."
MissinNo twitched, probably the equivalent of a head tilt.
"I thOUght yOu 0nlY n3eded 4 p-pe0ple f0r a t-t3am..."
"Well, from what I understand, Zekrom, Azelf, Xerneas and Yveltal are the main team. However, Yveltal and Solgaleo rotate between games as to who plays. Uxie and Mew are backups, and Mew likes to provide...ahem...moral support."
She shuddered.
MissingNo pondered that.
"H-Huh."
A mischevious grin spread across the bird's face.
"Well, MissingNo, you said you were into males, hm?"
"Um...¥-¥eS??"
She placed her head on her wings, which had been crossed on the table.
"So, has anyone...caught your pixels??"
MissingNo had made the mistake of taking a drink at that moment, causing a spit-take and for her to drop the glass.
Mesprit dived in and caught it before it shattered on the ground, placing it back on the table and pouring more tea in.
Once again, the spit-take had missed the food. Huh.
"I'd like to hear the answer for that as well, MissingNo~" Mesprit purred, placing her head on her tentacles in a similar manner.
The glitch Pokémon began to shrink in size.
"U-Uh...w3LL...eH..."
"You can tell us, dearie!! We won't say a thing~"
"ACt-t-tuAll¥..."
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
All three whipped around to find Keldeo, firing angry beams of fire from his horn, bounding across the mountaintops after Victini, who soared across the sky, yelling.
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!"
"I DON'T INTEND TO!!"
"WAIT WHAT--"
"BOYS!!"
The two came to a screeching halt.
Moltrés sighed.
"What are you two doing??"
The two idiots gave her stupid grins.
"Ultimate-Extreme-Neverending-You-Can't-Catch-Me-Hide-and-Seek-Tag!"
After staring at her a moment, she sighed, pointing towards the town.
"Well, please be careful, and maybe take it elsewhere. There are people mourning at the Tower."
The two squinted at Lavender Town.
"Oh, sorry!!"
Keldeo looked at Mesprit and MissingNo.
A dapper grin plastered itself on his face.
"Hi Mesprit!! Hi MissingNo!!"
Mesprit chuckled, waving at him, and MissingNo transformed into a Glaceon to wave.
He looked back at Victini, only to find that his friend had gotten a head start and was well on his way back in the direction they had come from.
The water spirit glanced at MissingNo, not missing the faint blush that was on her face before she changed back into her natural form.
"Oh~ho~ho~ho, I see you, MissingNo~"
She jumped, looking at her.
"Eh--wHat?!"
Mesprit purred.
"Keldeo? I didn't quite see that one coming, but I'll approve nonetheless~"
"kEl--I--n-no--"
"I didn't see that coming either," Moltrés deadpanned as she stared wide-eyed into the void.
The pink blob turned to her.
"Well, if it makes MissingNo happy, I say we support her, right Moltrés??"
"Uh-huh."
As the fire deity stared into the void, MissingNo shifted into a Tauros.
"IT'$ B33N FuN G1RLS, BYYYYYYYYYYYYY3!!!!"
She snatched up her card in her mouth and dashed off, speeding towards Lavender Town with a speed that could rival a Pidgeot.
Mesprit chuckled, glancing back at Moltrés.
She continued to stare into the void.
"Moltrés, Missing has left. Are you...uh...alright??"
"I hear wedding bells and the devil himself is the orchestrator."
Mesprit shifted uncomfortably.
"Al...right...then..."
Moltrés snapped out of her trance, the void fading from her vision.
"So, Mesprit...any boy for you?? You oughta have them lined up, with as nice of a girl as you are..."
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"Oh, maybe there is, maybe there isn't..."
And it was in that moment, Mesprit knew by the look on the bird's face...
She screwed up big time.
Yes you did, Mesprit XD.
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WPFOTD: We're getting a Corgi Pokemon, people!!
See ya next chappie, guys.