Eyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Guest: Brutis: *Strokes chin thoughtfully* ...NOTHING!!!!
Hehe, I miss that.
This girl is a good friend of mine, she and her twin had to move to Korea. Huge bummer. Love you guys, hugs from Misery!!
And NO PUNS IN MY REVIEWS SECTION KK.
lukekriebs: Yeah, it's pretty sad. I'm in that club if it existed in real life.
Serpent: Yay, you're back!! And no promises on those firecrackers.
Firelord: ;)
Guest(I'm assuming you're CryoPotato): Happy to hear it!
PK: *Looks away sweating* Hahaha yeah we're all human here hehehehehehe...
Let's start the story, eh?
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekinesis Talk."
'Telepathic Chatter' (aka, talking to each other via telekinesis inside of each other's heads)
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, THE CARD TYPINGS WOULD BE CORRECT!!!
O/O/O/O
Lunala unleashed a wail, burying her face into a bedsheet.
Zyra, in her 10% forme, frowned.
She padded into the room, nudging Lunala with her muzzle.
"Lunala, I know you miss him, but this is a little..."
She glanced around the room.
"...extreme."
The two were in Solgaleo's room, Lunala having taken every single item the former owned and using them to create a giant mold of him.
All that remained was a bedsheet, which Lunala had been smelling before she started to cry.
The giant bat let out another cry.
The Zygarde sighed, plopping down and nuzzling her.
"Luna, sweetie, he'll be back soon. Tomorrow, right?"
The moon Pokémon sniffled.
"They were delayed!!" She moaned. "It's the day after tomorrow!!"
Zyra tilted her head to the side.
"That's not so bad--"
"YES IT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!"
The green Pokemon sighed.
"I don't see why you're so broken up about it," she continued. "He's coming back."
The moon embodiment sniffled again, wiping her eyes.
"You don't understand because you're lonely and have no one. If you ever get a lover, you'll understand."
She then proceeded to burst into tears again.
O/O/O/O
Zyra stormed down the hallway, growling.
*Lonely and have no one?! Lonely and have no one?! I AM NOT LONELY!!*
"Oh, hello Zygarde."
Her head whipped around and she screamed.
"I AM NOT LONELY!!!"
Suicune was taken aback at first, but eventually the gears began to turn in his head.
He took on a calming tone; that of a parent consoling their child--or a therapist.
"We all say that at first, I'm afraid. But you'll learn to accept it, in time."
The doggish-looking 'mon tilted her head to the side, jaw falling open slightly.
"Eh...wha?"
Suicune stepped back into his room, then reappeared with a small business card.
He handed it to her.
"If you ever decide to join, we welcome you with open arms. And legs. And wings."
He then turned and sprinted away.
Zyra read the card.
"...The We're-All-Gonna-Die-Alone-And-We-Know-It Club...?"
O/O/O/O
Zyra stormed back and forth within a random cave, concocting a plan inside her noggin.
She proceeded to think out loud, like so:
"I need to prove that I'm not lonely. Because I'm not. Really. I mean honestly, why would I be? I don't need some stupid club. And I could certainly know what Lunala means!! And I could certainly find a mate!!"
She paused.
"...hmm...Yes, a mate. That's what I need. But who?"
She paced around in a circle, thinking hard.
Then, she stopped mid-stride, threw back her head, and laughed.
"What was I thinking? I know the perfect guy!! We're the same Pokémon and everything!!"
She then turned and bounded out of the cave.
Greninja, who had been leaning against the wall and watching the entire time, gave a sigh and followed.
O/O/O/O
Squishy sat at a table, a human child across from him.
She was chatting eagerly, constantly reaching over to pet him as she talked.
Suprisingly, the Zygarde was smiling.(He's in his 10% forme as well)
The girl stood, walking him into the living room, still giggling and chattering.
"--And--Oh, wait, sit here!! I wanna show you something!!"
The tiny blonde skipped to a bookshelf, reaching up and pulling out a leather-bound one.
She skipped over and flopped down next to him, opening it up.
"This has all kinds of Dragon Pokémon!! You're a dragon, right?"
He nodded in response.
She clapped her hands together.
"Great!! I knew it!!"
She began flipping through various pages, pointing at different Pokémon and chattering.
Squishy eventually stopped hearing her, merely staring at the child.
These were the oddly rare occasions where you would find him smiling and actually acting happy, as if he had a personality.
Sitting in a random house in Lumiose City, visiting a little girl, and doing nothing else.
He leaned forward and licked her cheek.
Suprised at first, she broke into a fit of laughter.
"Awww, you're affectionate today, Squishy!!"
He lay down next to her and closed his eyes.
*I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't be with you, Bonnie.*
Unfortunately, someone knocked on the door.
Bonnie stood up.
"Clemont probably forgot his keys again." She moaned, rolling her eyes and skipping towards the door.
Upon opening it, she found Greninja and another 10% Zygarde standing there.
Zyra stared up at her whilst Greninja looked down at her, a familiar kindness in his eyes.
"Oh, hi Greninja!! Hi Zygarde #2!!"
Greninja patted her head whilst Zyra clambered around her and entered the house.
The impatient female strided over to him, an annoyed look on her face.
"Here again?"
He stood up, staring her in the face with a glare.
'Yes, I'm here again. Is that a problem?'
She rolled her eyes.
"I don't see the point of staying in the forest of you keep coming back here."
It was his turn to roll his eyes.
'One, I only stayed because you needed protection. Second...'
His eyes darted over to Bonnie, who was distracted by Greninja.
'...Well, I'm sure she's safer, since I don't technically belong to her. Nobody has to hurt her.'
He pointed his nose in the air triumphantly, also changing his body stance to a dominant one. He then continued to glare.
'Are you just here to pester me? I was in the middle of something.'
"Yeah yeah, precious over there. Look, I need to talk to you, and it would be nice if--"
'If it's not an emergency, it can wait.'
He snapped, pushing past her and trotting to Bonnie.
"Squishy, for goodness sake, you can always come back--"
'I only come once a month.'
"Well can't you just--"
'No, I can't come back later.'
"Well then just--"
He nudged Bonnie outside, reducing himself to a core and climbing into her bag.
Bonnie squealed with joy, yelled a goodbye to Greninja and Zyra, and sprinted of towards town, chattering.
Zyra stamped the ground with her foot.
"Fine. I'll just get him later. Come on, Greninja."
Greninja sighed, closing the door and following her into the forest.
O/O/O/O
2 Days Later
Lunala shrieked and tackled Solgaleo, the lion hitting the ground.
Arceus glanced around at the returneés, a concerned look taking over his features.
"Um...what...happened to you all??"
All seven of them were a complete disaster, Mew being the only one who seemed to have any energy at all or eyes that weren't glazed over.
The cat-like Pokémon ripped off her dirty and torn uniform, taking in a deep breath.
"Ahhhh, home sweet not-my-actual-home!! Viva la Origin, baby!!"
She began randomly floating around the room, whilst literally everyone else returned their attention to the rest of the team members.
They seemed to be coming to, Xerneas staggering forward.
"We got 2nd plaaaa..." He trailed off, tripping and falling flat on his face.
Azelf, who began floating forward, pulled him up.
"Yeah, 2nd. Which is kinda a bummer, 'cause of the trip we had."
A murmur of agreement came from the others.
Except Mew, who randomly floated out of a window.
...Okay, she doesn't seem alright after all.
"I mean really," the BLUE BLOB continued, "If they're gonna make us travel to like 10 different cities for bowling then at least--"
Uxie cut her off by pressing a tentacle to her face.
"What Yellow said," Yveltal scolded, her accent thick as ever. "What happens on the tournament stays on the tournament."
A murmur of agreement flooded through the rest.
The other Legendaries glanced at each other briefly.
Zyra's attention was on Lunanla and Solgaleo, as the bat nuzzled the lion continuously.
*I'm going to understand. Soon.*
Her eyes flicked over to an uninterested Squishy.
*Soon. Hopefully...*
With me running this thing? HA.
Okay guys, important announcement: NEW POLL FOR THE STORY!!!
It's a vote on Lugia's proposal plan.
Now, for my fellow mobile users, you'll have to go on the internet site (just go on Google or whatever engine you use), go to the bottom of the screen, and click 'Desktop Mode'. It'll take you to the computer/laptop version of the site. Then, go to my profile and it'll be at the top of the screen!
For you lucky computer users: Same thing pretty much, you probably just won't have to change versions of the site.
For my app exclusive users: it's unacessible via the app, you have to use the site. Don't like it? Hey, I don't run the site.
Now, it's a blind poll, aka only I can see the results until voting is closed.
Voting closes August 24, alright? That seems reasonable.
WPFOTD: THERE'S A NEW LINOONE EVOLUTION IN SWORD AND SHEILD AND I HATE IT.
PKM Sun Progress: Finished Lana's trial, egg hatched (my new Eevee has been dubbed 'Hank'), approaching Battle Royal. Bandit the Alolan Rattata is now Bandit the Alolan Raticate.
Oh, and I have 4 Zygarde peices. Whoopdie doo.
See ya next chappie!!