Heyyo.
Ri2: 1) It is, isn't it?
2) You know what? Ironically I asked myself that very question as I wrote the chappie. I then proceeded to shrug and say, "Ah, whatever. We'll just wait and see..."
Should y'all be scared? Probably.
3) Could she? Maybe. Maybe she could. ;)
4) You have noooooo idea...
Firelord: 1) *Slides paper to you with a sigh* Sign here. I'd say "welcome", but you probably don't wanna be here right now.
2) PREACH IT.
3) PLEASE DO.
Serpent: I dunno how I feel about it either, but here we are. We'll just have to wait and see what happens, I guess. Thanks for voting!!
lukekriebs: *mutters* That's exactly what I'm worried about...
Let's do it.
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekinesis Talk."
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, when Stupid turned into stone in the first movie Mewtwo would have smashed it.
O/O/O/O
Celebi stretched out on Mew's couch, shoving ice cream in her mouth while Mew flipped through channels on her TV.
"Oh, here it is!"
She stopped on a channel where various Pokémon were trapped on an island whilst being put through various trials.
Celebi tilted her head, confused.
"Uh, Mews, why are you and Mewtwo runnin' this thing?"
"Huh? Oh, that's not me!! It's me from another universe!!"
The onion fairy stared at her.
"Huh?"
"Y'see, I hacked this TV to let me watch shows from other universes!! That mew is a dude, and so is the Mewtwo. That's kinda expected though."
Celebi stared at her.
She shoved another overflowing spoonful of ice cream in her mouth.
After swallowing, she responded.
"I think I'm startin' ta understand why you and Victini made such a good couple."
Mew frowned, but before she could respond, a Shiny Gardevoir was smacked into the water and promptly attacked by a horde of Sharpedo.
"Dangit!! She was my favorite character!!"
O/O/O/O
Latias removed the binoculars from her eyes.
"I mean, I guess I could ship that..."
Beside her, Shaymin scoffed.
"If Mew was a dude, yeah. But she isn't."
Latias looked at him and raised a brow.
"You're just jealous, ain'tcha?"
"I am not!"
"You totally are."
Shaymin grumbled and adjusted the telescope, directing it to another room.
"Heh, Lunala and Solgaleo are cuddling. That's cute."
Latias squealed and shoved him out of the way, peering into the device herself.
"They're so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!."
"Can't argue there. She must've really missed him while he was on the tournament, huh?"
"Yeah. I guess couples are like that."
The hedgehog stretched, laying down on the cloud.
A white light enveloped him, and when it went away, he was in his Sky Form.
"I see why you like these things, Lats. Really comfy."
"Told ya."
While still slightly weirded out by the dragon's antics, Shaymin had finally given up and gave in to her 'teachings'.
While not admitting it out loud, he was actually starting to enjoy shipping.
That scared him a bit.
They still held up their Friday Night Tradition(TM)--hiding up on a cloud and stalking people. Perfectly normal. Especially when it's for fangirling purposes.
Latias was more than happy to have a companion, and, as she put it, an apprentice.
"You think Raikou and Mesprit are out tonight?" He asked, taking up use of the binoculars.
"Sadly, no. I heard Raikou and his brothers are doing something in Jhoto, and Mesprit took her sisters to your guy's Resort Area as a recovery from the bowling tournament."
"Darn," he muttered.
"I know, right? They are such OTP material!!"
"Speaking of that...if it's "One True Pairing", why do you have 17 of them?"
"That's just how it goes!! You'll learn eventually~"
She couldn't see the deer's eye-roll.
"If you say so."
He zoomed in on two nearby Abomasnow.
*What are they--oh. OH. Wow, I don't need to see that.*
Turning away, he looked into another room.
"Dude, what is the deal with that guy?!"
"Hrm?" Latias turned around. "What guy?"
"Phione." He replied, pointing at a window.
The Hoenn Pokémon sat in front of a rolling camera, emotionlessly talking along with a really peppy K-Pop sounding song.
"Oh, it's for his Poké-tube channel. Don't worry about it."
"O-kaaaaaay..."
He glanced in the window again.
"But...really, what's his deal? I mean, aside from being driven mad like the rest of us. He acts like he has no soul."
Latias shifted.
"Don't worry about it. Phione is...Phione."
She looked around, pouting.
"Uuugh, wanna go somewhere else? We've already seen all we can around here."
He shrugged, and they pushed the cloud off in another direction.
O/O/O/O
They lazily floated about on the watch until Shaymin poked Latias.
"Hey, what are those three doing here?"
Latias peeked over to find Thunderus, Landorus, and Tornadus floating around like they owned the world.
"We're in Sinnoh," Shaymin continued. "Y'know, my home? I mean, not exactly at my home, but close enough. Either way, aren't they Hoenn--"
He abruptedly shut his mouth when Latias started growling.
"I hate those three," She snarled under her breath.
That took him by suprise.
*I thought she loved everybody!! Or at least all Pokémon...*
"Come on, I'm gonna give them a peice of my mind and make 'em go--"
However, before she could turn the cloud, Shaymin stopped her as a green strip appeared in the air, the Dragon Trio piling out of it.
Luckily, they were in the middle of Eterna Forest, no trainers present.
Palkia jumped off the pile and threw his hands in the air.
"WHY ARE WE STILL IN THIS STUPID FOREST?!?!"
Said forest shook slightly with his yell, but somehow not by much.
"I'm not sure," Giratina replied, rolling off of Dialga.
Dialga took a sharp inhale, sitting up.
"OKAY, okay," The water dragon inhaled in and out, pacing back and forth. "So, recap: we come in here to find some stupid mansion that Darkrai and Cresselia are soooo afraid of, yet we somehow end up in random parts of this stupid place and can't get out!! And now our portal powers aren't working right for some odd reason and we've been wandering around here aimlessly for 2 hours!!! DID I MISS ANYTHING?!"
"We tried to fly and got mobbed by those crazy bugs," Giratina added.
Dialga made a noise.
Palkia shuddered.
"Ugh, please don't bring up that ramen-obsessed Bug Catcher."
"Well well well!! Look what we stumbled upon, boys!"
The dragons looked up to find the Genies descending upon them.
They shared a glance before Landorus continued.
"The Almighty Dragons of Sinnoh! Lost in the middle of nowhere!!"
The three laughed mockingly.
Latias lunged, but Shaymin put a hoof out and stopped her again.
"Watch. They can handle themselves."
The dragons gave each other looks before Giratina spoke up.
"I'm sorry, do we know you...?"
This caused the Genies to stop laughing.
Thunderus spluttered.
"Excuse me?"
"I said, "I'm sorry, do we know you?"."
The three jerks looked at each other, bewildered.
Palkia walked forward.
"Hang on, lemme try."
He inhaled.
"すみません、私たちはあなたを知っていますか？"
The floating brothers stared.
"Oh, good idea!!" Giratina piped up.
He tried as well.
"Lo siento, ¿te conocemos?"
When they still didn't reply, the two speaking dragons continued the onslaught of multillingualness.
"Mi dispiace, ti conosciamo?"
"Λυπάμαι, σε ξέρουμε;"
"Je suis désolé, on vous connait?"
"對不起，我們認識你嗎？"
''Извини, мы тебя знаем?"
"انا اسف هل نعرفك"
"אני מצטער, אנחנו מכירים אותך?"
"Je mi líto, že vás známe?"
"Undskyld, kender vi dig?"
"Es tut mir leid, kennen wir dich?"
"ENOUGH!!" Tornadus cried, gripping the sides of his head.
The dragons patiently waited for their awaited response.
Well, Palkia was less patient, tapping his foot; Dialga nudged him with a hoof.
"I would assume you would know us, us being the greatest Legendaries around," Landorus boasted.
"More like the most arrogant," Palkia muttered to Dialga.
Annoyed, he snorted his agreement.
"But, since you must not have been graced with our prescence yet, allow us to introduce ourselves."
They then began what seemed to be a rehearsed anime-opening style introduction; each struck poses as they spoke.
"Tornadus!!"
"Thunderus!!"
"Landorus!!"
"Three brothers of weather, Genies of great might--"
Landorus stopped when he realized the dragons weren't paying attention.
Giratina seemed to be wracking his brain about something, whereas Palkia was whispering to Dialga while giggling like a schoolgirl.
"Hey!!"
When they looked up, Dialga looked at Landorus' tail...and promptly covered his eyes.
The head genie's eyes narowed.
"What?"
Palkia busted out into full out laughter, throwing an arm around Giratina and whispering to him as well.
The devil's eyes widened, and he looked at the tails as well.
"They...I...you...oh good grief, they actually do..."
The horrified devil gagged slightly, turning away.
"Palkia, I can't unsee that!!"
Palkia began rolling around on the ground, howling.
"What," Landorus snarled, shoving a finger in the water dragon's direction whilst glaring at Giratina, "Is that idiot laughing at us about?!"
Giratina narrowed his eyes.
"Number 1, don't call my brother an idiot."
He glanced away, face reddening.
"Number 2, are you sure you wanna know...?"
Up on the cloud, the two stalkers watched the scene with curiosity.
"What's he talkin' about?" Latias asked, turning her head to Shaymin.
The deer held up a hoof, pondering.
Giratina cleared his throat at the Genie's insistance.
"Alright, you...you asked for it..."
He groaned, facewinging as he continued.
"Do you know what a banana looks like?"
The weather 'mons each raised a brow in turn.
"Of course," Landorus scoffed. "Who doesn't?"
Palkia's laughs reached a roar, the beast slamming his fist on the ground as he wheezed.
Giratina sighed, not showing his face.
"Do you...know what bananas can be...commonly associated with...?"
"Fruit, duh." Thunderus rolled his eyes.
"No...no, not...food."
"WELL SOME PEOPLE--"
Dialga shut his brother up by smacking him with his tail, still not looking up.
The gears in Shaymin's head began to turn, and his mind flashed back to the Abomasnow he had seen earlier that night.
*Oh. My. Goodness.*
A moment passed...
"OH ARCEUS NO," Tornadus gagged, slamming his hands over his mouth.
His brothers gave him bewildered looks, so he whispered to them.
Dialga finally moved his hooves away, awaiting the expected response.
Thunderus screamed whereas Landorus' face scrunched up so badly it almost fell off.
"Exactly," Giratina continued, ashamed. "And, erm, my brother here has now planted the mental image that your tails, erm...look like those."
Another moment passed...
"YOU INGNORANT SICK FREAK," Landorus snarled, face red as he threw his head back and slamming his hands over his eyes.
"I AM NOT THAT REVOLTING!!" Thunderus screeched, balling up his fists and throwing them down as he wailed.
"THAT STUPID THING JUST SCARRED ME FOR LIFE!!" Tornadus howled.
Latias looked to Shaymin, brows raised.
"I don't get it."
Her partner merely slammed his face into the cloud, wishing the void would just consume him already.
Eventually, Palkia finished his laughing fit, sitting up and grabbing his stomach.
"Oh, oh wow, my ribs hurt. Man, I hope I didn't burst my appendix again..."
He glanced at Giratina, who was still hiding his face.
"Hey, you look like dad when you do that."
Finally moving his wing, the devil tiredly gazed at him.
"Really? You guys say that, but..."
"No, dude, seriously, you really look like him sometimes. Dia, back me up--"
He turned his head around, seeking agreement; however, the aforementioned dragon was gone.
"...He wandered off again, didn't he...?"
Giratina sighed, brows furrowing.
"Looks like it. We better go find--"
"Excuse you!!"
Giratina felt his eye twitch as he turned around.
"Yes?"
The Genies each scoffed in turn, Landorus speaking up.
"First, you have the gall to not only know who we are, then not even listen to our introduction; then, you insult our wonderful looks for entertainment, and now you're just going to leave?!"
Giratina inhaled.
Sharply.
He turned back to his brother.
"Palks, go find Dialga. I'll handle this."
The water dragon nodded, flapping his wings and heading into the forest.
*They're pickin' a fight they're not winning.* He snickered to himself.
Once he was positive his brother was out of earshot, Giratina slowly turned to the three.
His aura had darkened.
The Genies, however, still held their airs of arrogance.
"First off, I know who you are. Well, I figured it out, at least."
Thunderus scoffed once more.
"Well it's about--"
"Shut up."
He complied at the demonic growl that was just uttered at him.
The dragon continued, pacing back and forth.
"You three are popular with the others, especially Mew."
They shared smirks.
"Justin Bibarel popular, not Harry Panpour popular."
Smirks were gone.
"Choice words, words that I either do not wish to repeat or were so bad that I hadn't even heard them before, were used in your descriptions."
He paused, looking up at them.
"I completely agree with every word."
Their jaws dropped.
"You ignorant--"
"I'M NOT FINISHED."
Silence.
"Yes, my brother can be...innapropriate. And, under normal circumstances, apolohies would have been issued..."
He resumed pacing.
"But considering that you showed up, trying to ruin our night further? Consider it punishment."
He flapped his wings.
"I'll consider us even, so don't--"
"Really?!"
His head snapped up.
"Excuse me?"
Landorus snarled.
"We were the problem?! We ruined your night?!"
This, my dearest readers, is how you piss off the equivalent of the devil.
Observe:
"You and your pathetic band of freaks have the nerve to show up in our prescence, and then insult us, and you claim we are the problem?!"
Suddenly, the entire world went silent.
An aura of dread consumed the clearing.
Shaymin nudged Latias.
"Let's go; you don't need to see this next part."
She frowned.
"But--"
"Latias, really. C'mon, how about we check out Kalos? Maybe Xerneas got through to Yveltal on that weird trip."
She sighed and nodded, turning the cloud and floating them away.
The Genies shared a look of fear.
"Well, we should be...heading..."
Their heads perked up at the sound of music.
It seemed to be a mix of bells and techno music.
Boss music.
O/O/O/O
Palkia flapped through the forest,searching for Dialga.
He eventually spotted the large blue beast in another clearing, head craned down, examining something.
Upon closer inspection, it was a Buneary, who seemed to be examining him right back.
The spacial being dropped to his feet, padding out to his brother.
Both Pokémon looked up at his arrival.
The Buneary hopped away.
Dialga frowned slightly.
"Interesting Buneary?" Palkia asked.
Dialga nodded, sitting.
Palkia flopped down next to him.
"Man, those guys were jerks, huh?"
Dialga nodded, unseeable lips pursing.
The water dragon tossed his arm around him.
"Hey, forget 'em. Just some wanna-be losers who have their heads so far up their own butts that they can't see straight."
The blue dragon snorted.
"And besides, we are the Almighty Dragon Trio!! After all--"
Music echoed. through the forest.
"...Is that Tina's Battle Theme?"
A nod from Dialga.
"Ah, thought so."
A few minutes passed, and eventually, Giratina descended upon the two.
"Hey bro!! Bugs stop swarmin' ya?"
"Yep!! We can fly off now!!" The devil declared triumphantly.
Dialga made a noise, pointing at Griatina's mouth.
"Huh?"
He licked his lip, the red substance dissapearing with his black tongue.
"Ooh, yummy."
"Hey, if that was Genie blood, do you get three wishes?"
"Maybe! Let's wait and see. For now, let's get outta here and look for the weird mandion another time. I better check on Cyrus; I left him in the Distortion Word."
O/O/O/O
"DEAR JOURNAL: I HATE THIS STUPID DIMENSION!!!"
Cyrus screamed into the void as he was sucked inside of a giant mound of yarn covered in honey.
Well, who was happy to see the Genues again? I sure wasn't!!
Now, important: Guys, don't forget to vote!! I have three votes on the poll so far and one of them is actually from me!! (Thank you to SerpentFeather and lukekriebs for voting)
WPFOTD: Dexio and a girl you meet in Sun and Moon are people from Pokemon X and Y and reference your character from those games.
Thank you again, Cryo ;)
Sun Progress: Grace the Eevee is now Grace the Espeon, Jewel the Alolan Meowth is now Jewel the Alolan Persian, finished Mallow's trial. Used Z-move for the first time.
See ya next Chappie!!