Wazzup.
Anon Omega: Thanks!
lukekriebs: You're on the right track...
PK: *Gets splattered with lemonade* Ah, yeah, the lemonade. Cyrus literally could have just asked Giratina to take him to the nearest vending machine and he could've bought one. Plus, it would have tasted all the more sweeter since he's a Pokemon now.
Mega: YOU'RE BREAKING MY MIND FURTHER AND I DON'T LIKE IT. NECROZMA, GET 'IM!!!
Firelord: "Pokéfiles". That's...that's pretty clever.
Welp, who's ready for a reeeeeeaaaaaally reeeeeaaaaaally awkward chapter full of pent up tension, romance, complete idiocy, Latias shenanigans, and Keldeo sitting in the back of the room at all times with binoculars and dressed as a wizard?
Oh, and idiot waiters. Gotta love the idiot waiters.
Warning: chapter contains innuendos, slightly suggestive themes, and uncomfortable talk about Ditto and Pokémon hormones/breeding/preferances. It's not the main focus though, so don't worry. (Unless, of course, you like that sort of thing...feel free to be dissapointed)
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekinesis Talk."
"So...where we headed?"
Mew floated along with Celebi, the two heading to the double-blind-date Lugia had agreed to set up.
"Ya know 'bout them secret 'underground' rest'rants owned by actual Pokémon?" The fairy replied.
Mew stopped mid-air.
"Don't tell me we're going to a pub--"
"Naw, naw. Girl, you think Lugia's ever set 'is high-brow claw in a pub? Heck naw. It's an actual fancy place; some Slowkin' owns it. It's in a cliffside overlookin' the ocean, so there oughta be actual windows!"
"Oh, that's good," The cat exhaled.
Her friend raised a brow.
"You feelin' alright, Mews? Ya love goin' to the pub--"
"Heysowhatarethesebandsforagain??" The sweating mythical spluttered quickly, changing the subject.
Indeed, the two were wearing brightly colored bands; seafoam green for Mew, and rouge for Celebi.
"Oh, 'e said to know who's suppos'a be datin' who," The onion replied. "My guy'll be wearin' pink, yours'll be wearin' green."
"Oh, alright."
As they floated on, Mew couldn't help but feel a sense of dread creeping up on her shoulders.
"This is so weird."
Victini thought aloud as he and Shaymin traveled towards the restaurant.
Shaymin, in his sky form, bounded along on the ground, looking up at him.
"Not gonna lie, yeah. It is. I mean, all the dude said was that he agreed to set some girls up on double dates and that we were probably the best candadites."
"That...that's really sad, when you think about it."
"It is. Not as bad as you and Keldeo, though."
"Hey, don't insult my best friend!...But, yeah, you're kinda right."
The males then looked at their bands.
"So...whoever I'm supposed to be dating is wearing pink, and whoever you're supposed to be dating is wearing green?" Victini wondered.
"That's what he said, I think," Shaymin replied.
"...Do you feel a little scared? I feel a little scared and I'm not sure why..."
"Well, I'm a little nervous--I'm about 85% sure that he saw me and Latias watching him and Ho-oh that one time, so I really hope it's not some crazy ditto or something."
"Yikes. Ditto are...yikes."
"Amen, brother."
A question then popped into the fire type's brain.
"Hey, speaking of which, it's Friday in this universe. Aren't ya supposed to be with Latias?"
"Eh, I told her to go on without me 'cause I got a thing. Don't you normally hang with Keldeo? Like, always?"
"Eh, I kinda did the same thing as you. We were gonna binge on "Lord of the Plates" Movies, but he said we could do it next week."
"Huh."
They continued, but then paused, looking at each other.
They then looked behind them.
And up at the sky.
Seeing nobody, they continued on.
Latias released her breath, peeking back over her cloud.
She had to act fast when they turned around; she did not want Shaymin to know she was following them.
She then caught a glimpse of something blue, purple, and sparkly creeping in the bushes.
Confused yet intrigued, she floated down, parting the bushes.
Keldeo shrieked, jumping backwards.
The female dragon tilted her head to the side.
"Uh...what's with the wizard getup?"
Indeed, he was clad in complete wizardry; an oversized cloak that obscured his entire body (save his chest and forelegs), his infamous wizard hat, an odd scarf with an emblem in the middle, and a weird looking bag.
His entire outfit was covered in sparkles.
"I'm following Victini, duh."
The horse tilted his head to the side.
"What's with the Drill Seargant getup?"
Indeed, Latias was dressed in a drill seargant's getup, complete with the helmet, outfit, and badly-smeared paint. She also had a shotgun strapped to her back.
"I was doing something for Groudon and didn't have time to change!!" She huffed.
"Oh."
An idea popped into his head.
Digging into his bag, he pulled out a set of hankercheifs, some very-expensive looking cosmetic items, and a sparkly dark-purple cloak.
"Here ya go!!" He dumped the items into her arms.
"Eh--huh??"
"To clean off!! Don't worry, I'll look away. Curtesy, y'know? Oh, also, instructions are on the back of the bottles and stuff."
He turned around, pulling out a book to read.
Latias blinked.
"Oh. My. Arceus. My scales are literally so smooth it puts Moltrés to shame."
"See? I don't have way to many products for nothing!!"
The two had somehow managed to make their way to the restaurant, beating the dateés.
Once getting a table as far in the back as blatantly possible, the two had, inevitably, blabbed that they were spying on their friends.
Now, various Pokémon waiters were glancing at the door, awaiting the incoming disaster their gods would bring.
Latias continued to feel her face while Keldeo held the binoculars up, watching the door.
Suddenly, he dropped them, face paling.
This caught the dragon's attention.
"KK? You good?"
The pony snatched up the binoculars again, using rather profane language under his breath.
This confused her even more, as he was on her "Top Ten People I Doubt Use Curse Words" List.
I mean, he was number 8, so it wasn't too bad.
"Whatcha lookin' at?"
He shoved the binoculars into her claws and pointed at the two that had just entered the establishment.
"Mew and Celebi just came in. And they're wearing the date bands."
Latias was overtaken by confusion.
"So, that's bad because..."
He gave an exasperated whistle, placing a hoof on his forehead.
"You know about Mew and Victini's history?"
"History?!" She spluttered. "I thought he liked her!!"
The horse glanced at the door, biting his lower lip.
"Well, I can't tell you all of it, because it's not really my story to tell, and I don't know all the details, but...yeah, they were a serious thing. Like, serious serious."
There was a glint in her eyes.
But, when she turned back to the doorway, she frowned.
"Don't tell me they..."
"Mew broke it off," He sighed, leaning back. "Vic...he'll deny it to the Distortion Realm and back, but he...never really got over her. He still isn't."
The dragon's eyes widened.
"Lugia--"
"Whether or not Mew's his date doesn't really matter, either way this is gonna be SUPER awkward."
Latias placed a claw to her chin, giving a "hmm..."
"Well," she began, "I wouldn't really say it doesn't matter at all, because if they're here to see other people, or each other, it'll create different kinds of awkwardness for the whole night."
"Huh...yeah."
They looked at each other...
"Entei really picked a bad week to go to Alola."
Melemele Island...
"We picked the perfect week to come to Alola!!" Entei cheered as he snapped various pictures at Kala'e Bay.
Now, back to our story...
Mew and Celebi spoke to the Slowpoke at the counter, informing him that they were two for Lugia's reservation.
The pink male jotted that down, not quite registering that he was currently speaking to, essentially, his gods.
Mew turned to her friend, who had begun examining the interior of the establishment.
"Cozy," Celebi murmured, bobbing up and down. "Wooden interi'a, nice, wonder how they gots it in the cliffside...pretty bannas, nice, nice..."
Mew tapped her.
"Celbs, we can go to our booth while we wait."
"Oh, 'kay."
A well-dressed Kadabra came, escorting them there immediately.
"Would you require drinks, ladies??" He asked politely.
"Nah, we can wait, cutie." Celebi winked.
The psychic type, face turned a deep red, informed them that once the males had arrived he would be back.
As he left, Mew rolled her eyes.
"Celbs, you forget we're waiting on dates?"
"Hey, we dunno if this is gonna be a long-term deal or not, Mewsie. I'll take what I can get!"
Mew snorted, but didn't say anything else.
A few minutes later, two figures came bursting through the door, panting.
Several of the staff rushed to them, making sure they were alright.
When asked, this was their response:
"THERE IS A PACK OF OCCULT DITTO NEARBY AND THEY WANT SOME BABIES."
As disturbing as that was, once the two had calmed down and informed them why they were here, the Kadabra from earlier led them to the booth.
Upon seeing who was joining them, Mew froze.
Victini stared across the table blankly.
Mew stared back.
Upon figuring out that Victini was supposed to be with Celebi and Shaymin with Mew, they sat accordingly; Mew and Shaymin across from each other, and Celebi and Victini as well.
The tension in the air was so thick you'd need Excalibur to cut through it.
Shaymin, of course, was lost in his little world of *I'M ON A DATE WITH MEW THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE* and didn't seem to be coming down for the time being.
Celebi, on the other hand, watched her best friend and her best-friend's-ex have a blank staring match while waiting for the waiter to bring the wines she ordered.
From what she could gather, Mew was actually staring at Victini, mostly in disbelief, whereas Victini seemed to be staring into the void.
The fairy drummed her tiny claws on the table, impatiently wondering where her wine was.
She glanced over at Shaymin.
"Oi, ShayShay, you on Earth?"
He snapped out of his trance, looking confused.
"Eh--what?"
"Takin' that as a "no". Anyhow, whatcha doin' here?"
He gazed at Mew longingly, starting to ascend again.
"I'm on a date...what's it look like~?"
"Naw, I mean, where's yer frien'? The crazy dragon lady?"
He snapped back out of it.
"Oh, uh, Latias? Uh, I told her I had a thing and we couldn't hang out tonight. I'm suprised she didn't follow us, honestly."
"Huh. Where's his horse guy?" She jutted her thumb in Victini's direction.
"Same thing, really. At least, that's what he said."
Celebi glanced around the restaurant, her gut telling her that they were, in all honesty, probably being watched.
Keldeo and Latias noticed her gaze travelling around, so they did the most logical things they could think of:
The first things that popped into their heads.
Latias dived under the table, and when the onion fairy's eyes went to said table, Keldeo proceeded to yell:
"I CLAP MAH A*CHEEKS FOR A LIVIN'!!"
Chuck a smokebomb at the ceiling, and make a run for the bathroom in blind panic.
(We're going to ignore the fact that he ran into the girl's bathroom by accident.)
All attention in the restaurant was temporarily directed to the spot he had been in, but everybody eventually shrugged it off.
"Looked like some weird Ponyta," Victini muttered, looking down at his paws.
"Musta been Shiny, I saw some weird colors on there." Celebi added.
There was some silence before Mew awkwardly broke said silence.
"So...you guys...ran into some Ditto Cult?"
Victini's head snapped up, and Shaymin shuddered.
"We took a wrong turn and they captured us," The deer-like mon shuddered more. "Really uncomfortable ropes, roo. For some sort of..."
He gagged.
"...Orgy ceremony."
"THAT would be why we were LATE," the fire type growled. "I don't think they realize that Legendaries have breeding problems. And that some Pokémon have standards."
"Ya say that like ya've had this probl'm before," Celebi mused.
Victini's face was immediately buried in his hands, face reddening.
"Let's not talk about this."
Mew's eyes clicked to the side.
"...Are you sure you didn't enjoy that? Even a little...?"
His ears flicked, and he looked up.
"'Scuse me, what--"
"I mean, you know," she snickered. "Since you seem to have a...ahem...thing for pink Pokémon."
Across the room, Keldeo shoved Latias back under the table before climbing under there himself, covering his ears.
"KK!! What--"
"Neither one of us needs to be hearing this conversation."
Victini slammed his hands on the table
"WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH--"
"If I may?"
All paused and turned to the Poliwrath standing at the side of their table.
"Oh...uh..."
"Your drinks, I mean," he continued. "I'm here to take your drink orders."
Celebi blinked.
"Uh, no 'ffense or whatever, but where'd Kadabra guy go?"
"Ah, there was an incident in the kitchen that we needed his help with." The water-type replied.
His head raised up from the pad he was writing on.
"Oh, were you all the lot who ordered the wine? I'm sorry, the incident involved several substances from our wine cellar, so I'll go fix that immediately."
As he walked away, the four stared at each other.
"...That was the most articulate Poliwrath I've ever met," Shaymin commented.
"Really though."
Silence reinged for a moment.
Shaymin morphed in a flash of light, now in his hedgehog form.
Mew didn't realize what she said next until the words had left her mouth.
"Aw, darn. I like your other form."
It wasn't a lie.
The flash of light that occured happened so fast that everybody was left wondering if it had actually happened.
However, proof that it did was found in Shaymin, back in his Sky form, blushing madly.
Latias facepalmed hard.
"Oh my Arceus, he's desperate. And it's painfully obvious."
Mew's eyes clicked away from his.
*Aw crap, don't tell me he likes me...*
The Poliwrath returned, delivering the wine at last.
"FINALLY!!" Celebi cheered, taking a swig and downing an entire bottle.
Mew rolled her eyes.
The Poliwrath also delivered their menus, giving the four some more time to decide.
Victini practically buried his face in his, praying for death--and something to choke on.
*I really wish Keldeo was here to bail me out...*
Across the room, Keldeo frowned.
"Uh, Lats? I think I should probably go bail 'Tini out--"
"But then they'd know we were following them!" The dragon, still wearing the sparkly cape he'd given her, wailed.
"Dude, I think they were expecting it--"
"But that doesn't mean we can't still stalk them!!"
"...Isn't that illegal...?"
Both heads turned to find a nervous-looking Cincinno, clad in a tuxedo, standing there with a notepad.
Upon being noticed, he gave a slight shriek and sank back.
"S-Sorry, my--er, my gods, I didn't mean to...uh...intrude..."
The two legends blinked, looking at each other.
"Nobody's ever called me a god before." Keldeo noted.
"Same here." Latias agreed.
They both looked at the Cincinno, who was now shrinking back even more.
"I'm, er, sorry, I didn't mean to offend--"
"Dude, it's fine." Keldeo dismissively waved his hoof.
"It...eh?"
"Yeah!!" Latias chirped. "That's nice of you!! Oh, and about the illegal thing, those two guys over there are our friends, and we wanted to watch them because we have no lives!!"
Keldeo smacked her over the back of the head.
"Ack!! Hey, it's true!! Why do you think I watch people date from a cloud every Friday?"
The Cinccino, confused, glanced over to the table in question.
"Oh, you mean the...um...double-date?"
"Yep!! Shaymin and Victini both had stuff to do, and we followed 'em!!"
She then began the dramatic anime cry sequence, blowing her non-existent nose.
"I'm so proud!! He finally has a chance at love!!"
"Won't be much t' be proud of when Victini finally has a heart attack," Keldeo grumbled, looking into the binoculars.
The Cinccino, still a little confused, nodded.
"Well then...erm...are you two ready to order...?"
Back at the double-date table, Victini still hadn't looked up from his giant menu.
Celebi's claws suddenly appeared at the top, her peeking over.
"Ey, Vic'ni, you good?"
"HUH?!"
He snapped out of it, shaking his head.
"Sorry, what?"
"Ya good?" She asked again.
"Uh...sure. I guess. Swell. Great. Absolutely greeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat..."
...He then proceeded to slam his head onto the table.
However, a thought entered his brain, causing him to lift his head up.
"...I'm not bein' a very good date, am I?"
Celebi blinked.
"Eh?"
"I mean," he started, "I've kinda been paying more attention to my ex--who I pray isn't listening in right now--when I'm actually on a date with you. You don't, like, feel bad or anything, do you?"
Celebi blinked again.
"...Wow."
"...What?"
"Yer a lot nicer than Ah expected."
Victini's ears twitched.
"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?"
"Ah dunno, jus' expected ya to be, like, an inconsiderate teen or somethin'."
Now it was his turn to blink.
"What."
"Look, most o' my...uh...hearin's about yous is ya an' yer weird horse friend bein' stupid."
Across the room, Keldeo scoffed.
"I am a pony, thank you very much."
Victini opened his mouth, then shut it again.
"...Okay, fair point. But I'm not a brat!"
"Sheesh, I know now."
She looked him up and down.
"If ya was, at least yer cute."
His face turned a deep red.
"Wait, you think--"
"Excuse me, are you all ready to order?"
Once again, heads turned to find yet another different waiter, this one being a Zoroark.
"Terribly sorry to interrupt, but--"
"It's fine,'' Mew interjected, picking up her menu again.
Shaymin's ear twitched as he glanced at the waiter.
*Why do we keep getting different--*
He was broken from his thoughts by an abrupt jab in the side from Victini's elbow.
Said jab almost knocked him out of his seat, filled his entire side with pain, and probably left a bruise.
The girls confusedly looked at Victini, who gave them an "I'll explain later" look.
Glancing back at his menu, he raised a brow before ordering.
"I'll have the "HE NEEDS SOME MILK" Noodles, please."
"Gimme the "I Eat Pears" fruit salad." Celebi snorted.
Mew looked utterly disgusted as she stated, "What the heck is "Fre Shava Ca Do" supposed to be?!"
"Oh, it's a salad with a special kind of fresh avacados imported from the Hoenn Region, lettuce from Kanto, grapes from Alola, and topped with parmesan cheese from Kalos."
"I'll have that," Shaymin spoke up, rubbing his side.
Mew grimaced again.
"I'll just...have the...uh..."Deez Nuts" casserrole..."
The waiter jotted down their orders before leaving.
"Okay, I don't care how fancy this place is, whoever made those names has a serious problem." Mew complained.
"Speaking of problem," Shaymin growled, turning to Victini, "What the heck, man?!"
"Huh?"
"Whaddya mean, huh?!" He snapped, showing off his forming bruise.
"Oh, that," Victini deadpanned. "Y'see, Keldeo and I get ourselves in so many bad situations, it's only a matter of time before one of us opens our big mouth and makes it ten times worse. So, over the years, we've become masters of the "Elbow Jab". But, since we tend to jab rach other in the same places, we've also developed a pain tolerance in those areas against elbow jabs. I forget not everyone has that, so sorry if I jabbed ya too hard."
The other three occupants of the table stared at him.
"...No worries," Shaymin replied slowly.
Latias put the binoculars down, looking at Keldeo.
"Is he serious?"
"Well, yeah. Why wouldn't he be?"
She stared at her companion, lips pursed.
"Here, I'll prove it. Jab me as hard as you can."
The pony lifted up his foreleg, allowing her free range of his side.
She shrugged and prepared to do so, but stopped.
"Wait, hang on."
She flew off to the girls bathroom, a flash of light erupting from it a few seconds after.
When she returned, she was Mega Evolved.
Keldeo gulped.
*On second thought, this might actually hurt.*
"...Wait, but I was thinking," Shaymin countered. "How did you know what I was thinking?"
The other three glanced at each other.
"You two wanna tell 'im or should I?"
Celebi shrugged.
"Ya think out loud a lot more than ya realize."
Shaymin began blushing, glancing at Mew.
However, before any words were spoken, everyone in the establishment was distracted by a massive explosion in the side wall, leaving a giant hole.
A feminine scream accompanied by a purple blur flying out of it left everyone speechless.
"Darn, Keldeo would've gotten a kick out of that," Victini muttered dissapointedly.
"Latias probably would've had a feild day with it." Shaymin rolled his eyes.
Outside, Keldeo had dissapeared beneath the waters surface, Latias frantically flying around above it.
"OmygoshohmygoshohmygoshIkilledhimhisparentsaregonnakillme--"
However, Keldeo's head burst from the water, him shooting water from his mouth.
"Huh, Johto water is clean."
Latias screamed again.
"ZOMBIE!!"
She then proceeded to summon an attack...which was taking a while to occur.
"Gah--I'm not a zombie, dude!! I'm a water type!!"
She paused.
"...Wait, what?"
"Well, water fighting, but you catch my drift."
She stared at him.
He tilted his head at her.
"What? Didn't know that?"
"...I thought you were a fire type."
He looked appalled.
"What?!"
"I've seen you shoot fire attacks!!" She argued. "And I thought fire types flocked together or something and that's why you and Victini were such good friends!!"
He stared at her...
Then let out a long, tired sigh.
"No. That's not how it works. At all. Like...not at all."
"...Eh?"
"Okay, so, like, you know about the elemental gems in Unova, right?"
"Kinda, but not really."
"Okay, so they boost the power of a Pokemon's move when you eat them. But, they only work for each specific typing."
He looked around, making sure nobody was listening in.
He leaned in closer to her.
"Victini and I have a giant reserve under our secret base. We didn't find out until a few years ago, but needless to say we freaked out.
"So, us being...us, wondered, "Hey, what would happen if we ate some gems that don't match our types?"."
Latias but her lip, having a bad feeling about where this was going.
"So, we decided to just try each others types, just to see."
He chuckled dryly, looking away.
"A giant mound of fire exploded out of my mouth and almost burnt the place down, and Victini almost died of a heart attack because of the water in his system."
Silence...
"I think you guys might actually be retarded."
"Hey--okayfineyoumightberight--but hey!!"
She tapped her Mega Stone, returning to normal.
"Anyhow, most of the other gems didn't hurt us too much--well, actually, I passed out for like a week when I ate a psyche gem--But they mostly gave us weird temporary attacks. Plus, they tasted pretty good. So sometimes--especially when we play our weird games or we're just really hungry--we'll eat some that aren't for our typings. That's why I was able to use that fire those times."
Latias was quiet for a moment.
"...You're a retarded genious."
Back inside, the food had finally been delivered.
Victini, who had been absentmidedly gnawing on a Fire Gem while the girls chatted and Shaymin was in Lala-Land, instantly brightened up, excited for his spicy noodles.
The Electabuzz waiter, unfortunately, was dyslexic, and was slightly confused from the writing on the notepad he had been given, as the previous waiter had terrible handwriting.
The four helped him out with it, earning several apologies before he made his exit.
"Poor guy," Shaymin muttered, taking a bite of his salad.
"Yeah," Celebi agreed, picking up her entire plate of food and shoveling it in her mouth.
Victini started slurping his noodles, but frowned after his first helping.
"Darn, these aren't even spicy! And it was the spiciest thing on the menu!!"
Shaymin glanced at the steaming noodles, them seemingly sparkling.
"...Can I, uh, try a bite?"
Victini shrugged, sliding him the bowl.
Shaymin ate some, feeling a slight tingle as he slurped.
Suddenly, Mew had an epihany.
"SHAYMIN NO--"
However, it was too late, and the poor, ignorant grass type spontaneously caught fire.
Shaymin awoke abruptedly, spluttering from the liquid splattered on his face.
Mew set down the full restore she'd been holding.
"Okay, he's good."
He blinked.
"What--"
"Ya caught fire from the noodles Vicky gave ya, so after we put that out, I used heal bell t' get rid of yer burns, but then we had t' use a revive, then Mew used a full restore on ya." Celebi explained.
He blinked.
"...Wow. Thanks."
He then turned to Victini.
"Why weren't those things spicy to you, though? If I could literally catch fire, I think they're pretty hot."
He clicked his tongue.
"Also, I can't feel the inside of my mouth. Like, at all."
Victini chuckled dryly.
"Fire Type Immunity. Sorry about that."
The deer blinked.
"Fire Type...?"
"Fire types are naturally pretty immune to spucy stuff," Victini explained, waving a paw dismissively. "However, we can still feel stuff if it's hot enough. But, the more spicy stuff you eat, the more your immunity builds. Me? I eat so much spicy stuff I'm number two on the most immune in the world list."
The three stared at him.
"...Who's the first?"
"Oh, Heatran, actually."
"Huh."
Silence reigned.
Mew snorted randomly.
"What?"
"That made me think of that time when we were dating and you took me to that Salsa Festival," She explained, taking a bute of her casserole. "You were all like, "Come on babe it's not even that spicy!!" and the next thing I know, I'm in a Pokémon Center for a week getting treated for internal burns."
Victini's face became extremely red.
"Fine, I forget about the immunity sometimes--"
"And then when I got out of the hospital, you made me pancakes as an apology, tipped off with those gem things from Unova. But you used the wrong kind, and I ended up back in the Pokémon Center because of food poisioning and internal bleeding."
Both grass types heads whipped to Victini.
"Internal Bleeding?!"
The fire type pulled his ears over his face.
"I accidently used fighting type gems."
The grass types looked at each other.
"...Oh."
"And then, when I got out of the hospital again, you tried to apologize again by taking me to that special garden that had just opened up. Unfortunately, I'm highly allergic to Vileplume, and there were so many in there that I ended up back in the hospital with ten different sinus infections."
The grass types, whose mouths were wide open, stared at the accused once more.
"And then when I got out of the hospital that time--"
"How are you this bad at being a boyfriend?!" Shaymin exclaimed.
"NOBODY EVER EXPLAINED TO ME HOW TO BE A GOOD ONE!!" Victini screamed back, leaving his face covered.
"Wait," Celebi interjected, tapping her chin.
"I think I kinda 'member that one."
"...Wait, really?"
"Well, the inciden' after the garden one," She elaborated. "When ya got out of the hospital after the thing with the Whishcash."
Shaymin's eye twitched, his glare directed at Victini again.
"Y'see, yer brother an' I used t' be pretty good frien's, an' fer some reason he asked me fer advice on gettin' ol' Meloetta t' date 'im. Eventually we went off t' Unova to try an' hook 'em up."
She snorted at the memory.
"The dang trip was a disaster. A complete disaster. An' we all agreed to take it to our graves, so no details."
Shaymin pouted.
"Anyhow, when we got back, covered in status effects from head t' toe, we found y'all arguin' outside the hospital."
She giggled.
"Y'all were too busy arguin' to notice how torn up we were, an' ya started tellin' us aaaaaaaalllllll about yer experience. Hehe."
A thought then popped into her head.
"...Y'know, actually, that trip was the reason the paralysis effect was discovered."
Shaymin's jaw dropped.
"...What."
"Yeah, it was pretty bad."
Mew had gotten uncharacteristically quiet at the mention of her brother.
Shaymin noticed this, and gave her a sympathetic look.
"You okay, Mew?"
She blinked, exiting her stupor.
"Oh, I'm fine..."
Suddenly, two Pokemon came bursting in through the hole in the wall, bolting for the exit.
"SHARPEDO ATTACK!!!"
Everyone in the establishment looked at each other.
"Sharpedo--"
Indeed, several angry sharpedo had decided to destroy the restaurant.
One also ate the owner.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!" An Octillery cried. "WHO'S GONNA SIGN MY PAYCHECK?!
The Legends and Mythicals stood outside, panting.
"What...in...the...world..."
"Author's gotta end this chapter somehow," Vitcini shrugged.
Shut up, Victini.
"Well, I'mheaded home." He stretched, turning to the shoreline.
"Seriously? Wait, how late is it?" Shaymin asked, looking around.
His eyes widened at the location ofthe moon.
"Oh man, it is late!! I better get home too!!"
Mew began to rise up.
"Well, by guys. Uh...thanks, I guess."
She flew off, Victini heading in the other direction.
Shaymin was about to go, when Celebi stopped him.
"Ey, ShayShay, hang on a sec."
He paused, looking up at her.
"What?"
"Eh, I was wonderin'..."
She looked away, rubbing the back of her head and blushing slightly.
"...You free next weekend?"
Victini flung the door to the secret base open, shutting it and then flopping down onto the couch.
Keldeo came out of the bathroom.
"Hey dude!! How was your thing?"
Victini tiredly looked up at him.
"We're going to Kalos tomorrow. Far, far away from Kanto and Johto."
He slammed his head back down.
He lifted it back up.
"Wait, did you stay here all night?"
"Actually, Latias and I hung out," He grinned. "Shaymin was busy too, so we kinda...flocked together, you could say. She's pretty fun."
"Oh, cool."
He slammed his head back down.
Keldeo tossed a blanket over him, bidding his friend goodnight.
Well, was that a trainwreck or what? I blame Lugia.
Okay guys, I'm really sorry this took so long. It's just been...I dunno, I've been having motivation issues lately.
But, I won't bore you with the details.
Anyhow, this chappie was actually pretty different than how I first intended, but I still think it came out fine.
Now, update:
Okay, the reason Disaster Vacation is taking so long is because I've decided to write all the chapters at once and then release it. I might decide against it later, but that's the plan right now.
Unfortunately, that had also been affected by my motivational issues. But it should come around soon enough.
So, what did you guys think of this chappie and some of its exposition? Too akward? Not akward enough?
Oh, by the way, the whole Keldeo-Fire-Type-Thing actually sprouted from my own mis-typing on him. So, my bad!
WPFOTD: Mythical Pokemon cannot be traded through the GTS.
See ya next chappie!!