AN Woo! Third chapter!
I don't own The Loud House or Spider-Man
Chapter 3
Lincoln was perched on a rooftop near his house. He was in his Spider-Man suit and...he honestly was bored out of his mind. It's been a couple days since the fire at that apartment and there has been no crimes. Life at home was pretty much the same as well other than his sisters occasionally asking what he wanted for his birthday, what kind of music he wanted to have, etc. He turned 14 in just a few days, and while he was excited about that, he was getting pretty bored with the superhero part of his life.
In his Ace Savvy comics, he would have met his first supervillain by now, but all he's done is stop regular criminals and save people from every day accidents. While that was good, he was young and getting bored of things that he has already 'mastered.' He wanted to fight someone with powers. Someone who would give him a run for his money. Someone that would almost beat him only for Lincoln to come back at the last second and win! Sadly that isn't going to happen anytime soon.
Heck, Lincoln getting his powers was probably by chance. The chances of someone else getting powers were very low. Lincoln let a groan slip from his lips as he collapsed back into a sitting position. "This is boring!" Lincoln whined. He might be a teenager, but he was still a Loud.
Lincoln sighed before hearing his phone begin ringing behind him. He lifted the bottom portion of his mask and answered his phone.
"Hey."
"Yo bro! It's Luna. I was wondering have you decided on a song for your party yet? I need to know if you want me to play. It is in just a few days," Luna asked Lincoln while she strummed her guitar, at least that is what Lincoln thought he heard her doing over the phone. Lincoln began thinking before shaking his head.
"No, sorry Luna. How about one of Smooch's songs? Or one of yours? I love your music. It's the best after all," Lincoln chuckled as he told her before hearing a siren in the distance, "Luna, I'll call you back in a few minutes." Lincoln hung up without waiting for a response, something he was going to have to apologize for later, and tossed his cell phone into his backpack behind him before swinging away to try and catch up with whatever was going on.
He pulled his mask back down mid swing while running on the sides of buildings and jumping off to increase his speed. After a few minutes of swinging, Lincoln spotted several flashing lights trailing down the road which he guessed were the police cars that the siren sounds were emanating from. After landing on a rooftop, running and jumping off while shooting out another web, Lincoln finally spotted an armored car breaking the speed limit.
Lincoln narrowed his eyes as he let his Spider-Man persona come to the forefront. Spider-Man shot two webs at the car and shot himself down at it, crashing into the top and sticking to it. "AH! What the hell was that?!" Spider-Man heard from inside the car. He lied on his side with his head on his hand as a guy poked his head out and saw him. Spider-Man saluted him while making himself look like he was relaxing on the car.
"Sup, we just cruising?" Spider-Man questioned the man who screamed in shock then rage as he pulled out a gun. Spider-Man quickly shot the gun out of the guy's hand making him scream again. Spider-Man then shot forward, grabbing the guy by the shirt before he could hide back in the car, and threw him at a wall. Before the guy could hit it, Spider-Man shot a web catching and trapping him in place. After doing that, he jumped forward and landed on the front of the car where he spotted the driver.
"So, what's your story? Broke, fired from your old job, or just plain scum? Wait can you hear me? Just give me a sec," Spider-Man said before bringing his fist back and smashing it into the windshield scaring the driver. The guy pulled out his gun while he continued steering with one hand and began shooting through the windshield. Spider-Man easily dodged each bullet thanks to his spider-sense and reflexes before bringing his fist back again and smashed it through the windshield, breaking it.
The guy screamed as Spider-Man pulled him out and did a repeat of what he did with the other guy before hopping in and looking at the controls. He paused as he looked back and forth before realizing something. "Crap! I don't know how to drive!" Spider-Man yelled before looking at the pedals and then up where he saw an 18-wheeler causing his lens on his mask to widen expressing his shock. Spider-Man looked back at the pedals before deciding to take a chance and smashed his foot on one pedal which thankfully turned out to be the brake pedal.
"Please stop! Please stop! Please stop!" Spider-Man shouted as he held the pedal down, but cursed as he realized it wasn't going to stop in time. He quickly jumped back on the front of the car and then shot a web at the 18-wheeler and shot himself towards it. He landed in front of the truck and looked back in the direction the car was coming from. He saw two large, sturdy looking buildings and quickly formed an idea. He shot a web at each building after jumping back onto the car.
He began pulling as hard as possible to slow the car down. It seemed to be working, but he wasn't getting good enough ground so he quickly placed his feet on the ground as he continued pulling, while using his body to keep in contact with the car.
After what seemed like hours, but was only a few seconds, the car stopped inches away from the truck with Spider-Man sighing in relief as he let go of his webs and felt the pain in his arms begin to throb and a sore pain on his back slowly begin to increase. "Well, I guess I can take the occasional threat to appease my thirst for a supervillain," Spider-Man said to himself before hopping on the car and web swinging away before any reporters or civilians began to crowd him for questions.
Spider-Man continued swinging before he felt a harsh pain from his spider-sense hit him which caused him to lose concentration...as well as a grip on his web. He quickly shot another web, but didn't grasp it thanks to how great the pain was. After a short free fall, he smashed onto the top of a car causing him to groan in even more pain. "Not in the same spot. I just held back another car using that spot. Uhhh," he let out a groan of pain as he slowly climbed out of the small impact crater he left on the car.
He looked around to see if he could see anything dangerous coming towards him or to anyone else, but he didn't see anything causing him to sigh before shooting another web now that his head wasn't screaming in pain.
He continued swinging through the city starting a mini-patrol to make sure other criminals didn't take this chance to try and do anything. After a few hours, he had stopped one bike thief, helped one elderly woman across the street, made two wannabe muggers scream like little children and pass out by dropping down from behind them (Something he laughed at), and got an ice cream cone...what not everything had to be related to superhero business.
Spider-Man was sitting on the ledge of a building eating his ice cream cone as he thought back to Lucy's situation from a few days prior.
"I'm glad that I discovered Lucy's bullying problem before things got any worse. I'm also happy I kept myself from hurting those other boys too badly. They might have hurt my sister, but I'm still a good guy. I still can't believe that people at my school would bully Lucy just because she's dressed differently from others...isn't there a club at school for goths now that I think about it? Than again there are people like Chandler there...including Chandler."
"Maybe I should make sure none of my other sisters are being bullied now that I think about it. I have heard people make fun of us because of how...'unique' we can be so I wouldn't be surprised if more than one of them are being bullied. All I know is that anyone who bullies my sisters better watch themself. Spider-Man or not, there will be justi-No my ice cream fell!" Lincoln thought while beginning to cry under his mask as he lost the last of his ice cream.
He sighed and stood up to his feet. "I guess I should head back, grab my stuff, and then head home after a quick change so I can apologize to Luna and continue with my birthday plans," Lincoln mumbled before shooting a web and swinging down the street. He did his usual waving at the civilians who spotted him above head and continued on his way to his house before hearing an explosion followed by screaming.
"Oh come on! What other criminal is left in town?! I mean seriously!" Spider-Man shouted as he quickly changed course and headed towards the Royal Woods Bank.
Royal Woods Bank
A group of men smirked as they stood there looking around at all the chaos they caused. Suddenly, one...uniquely...dressed man holding two bags of money walked out while laughing. "I am so glad we came down from New York to here! The police up in New York are way more advanced than down here!" the man shouted before bursting out laughing again.
"Yeah boss, the police here are so lazy and too scared to even shoot at us!" one of the other guys stated while jokingly pointing his gun at a scared police officer. All the men began laughing at this only to stop when Spider-Man landed in front of the police officers with them cheering in the background.
The men looked at Spider-Man and began laughing. "Seriously, what are you idiots cheering about? Because some...midget in spandex showed up on the scene? Is this the supposed superhero of Royal Woods? Looks more like some brat playing dress up," the boss mocked Spider-Man who felt his anger begin to rise...only to fall when he noticed what the boss was wearing. His rage wasn't the only thing to fall as he collapsed to the ground.
"What are you wearing? A mattress?" Spider-Man said inbetween laughs while rolling on the ground continuing his laughing spree. The other guys began backing away while looking at their boss in fear while his shoulders began twitching in anger.
"This...is...not...a...MATTRESS!" the man yelled as he brought his hands up after tossing the bags of money to the side. "I'll show you why back in New York I was called the Shocker!" the newly named Shocker yelled right as Spider-Man stopped laughing while his spider-sense began blaring.
He shot up and stared at the man before his eyes widened. He looked back and saw the few officers who were behind him still standing there. He did a twist, shot forward, grabbed both officers, and web swinged away right as a huge shockwave shot forward and demolished the cop cars. Spider-Man put the cops down and yelled for everybody to evacuate before turning back to Shocker. He turned over to Spider-Man and brought his hands back up while breathing heavily showing how angry he was.
Spider-Man ran forward and jumped, twisting his body just barely over the shockwave that was heading for him. After landing, he shot a web at one of Shocker's men who were pointing a gun at him, swung him around, and threw him at one of the other men knocking them both out. Shocker growled before he began shooting small shockwave bursts out with one nail Spider-Man and smashing him into a cop car, causing it to roll over and onto Spider-Man.
"Ughhhh, okay Lincoln, this is somewhat of a supervillain battle I guess? Really just a man with some suped up tech, but I guess I'll treat this as one," Spider-Man mumbled to himself as he pushed the car off and dodged another blast which made a hole in the wall of the building behind him. Spider-Man looked over at Shocker, or more importantly, the gauntlets that were the cause of this mess. He saw how they charged up for a few seconds right Shocker shot out another shockwave.
"Well, here's an idea," Spider-Man muttered as he waited for Shocker to begin to shoot another blast only to shot web at both gauntlets causing them to overload on Shocker and electrocute him which didn't do as much damage as they would if he wasn't dressed in his weird costume. Spider-Man swung over to Shocker who groaned before looking at his gauntlets.
"Well I was going to make a pun, be excited since this was my first 'supervillain' fight, go on the defensive, or anything, but instead I'm just disappointed by how short this fight was...mm. I have to head home anyway, I hope you enjoy your new prison since you obviously have't been to one here," Spider-Man said as he uppercutted Shocker and instantly knocking him out. He then bent down and took Shocker's gauntlet's off. He looked at them and felt his eyes widen before he shook his head and broke the gauntlets in his fists.
He then webbed Shocker, his two unconscious men, and the other men up with the still conscious ones complaining about how they weren't able to do anything. He shot a web up at a building and swung away.
"Well I guess that was my first supervillain battle. I mean he did have something normal criminals don't have? I don't know, it just wasn't satisfying. I mean Ace Savvy had a great first supervillain battle. Is Spider-Man's first supervillain battle really going to be with someone dressed in mattress leftovers and calling himself the Shocker? This sucks!" Spider-Man complained as he swung home.
AN Okay! Sorry for the short chapter. So Shocker was introduced, and yes this is Herman Schultz. I wanted an easy first supervillain battle and picked from the low tier Spider-Man rogues. In this universe, the police in New York are more serious, professional, and capable than the ones in Royal Woods who have begun to slack thanks to Lincoln's superhero career so Shocker decided to go for a change of environment, but was unlucky enough to go to the one town in the country with a superhero.
Now don't be fooled, not all villains in this will be the characters from the comics. Some of the villains will be their comics persona, some will be either Loud House/OC based, and then I'm thinking of making some OC villains.
I will be introducing the true first supervillain soon so you won't be waiting too long. I hope you all enjoyed another Spider-Man focus chapter like the first one.
Now side pairings, Bobby/Lori are a side pairing (obviously) so at the moment I'm not planning on making either a villain. I know there are many fans of the crack pairing Luan/Maggie probably reading this so let me just state: I just recently became aware of this pairing as I wasn't even aware of who Maggie was until I saw on the wikia she was that one girl from the funny business episode. I have nothing against yuri (girl/girl)pairings (My favorite Miraculous Ladybug pairing is a yuri pairing, Lilanette), but I probably won't have Luan/Maggie as a pairing in this. I'm not a fan of the pairing. Now this will obviously be a long fic so I might change my mind and like the pairing in the future. So Luan/Maggie fans: Don't be sad, but also don't be happy. My answer to this is lets see what the future holds.
Okay, everyone please keep suggesting girls for Lincoln's harem.
Also for people who request Sam, please don't request her just because Luna is in the harem and you want Luna to be able to be with both her and Lincoln. The girls will not love each romantically as well like they will Lincoln. If I did that then this wouldn't be a harem, it'd be a 'However many girls in the harem plus Lincoln-some.' So, just keep in mind, if you ask for Sam, she will only love Lincoln, not Luna as well, just Lincoln. The girls will think of each other as family while agreeing to share Lincoln since that was the result of the harem question from chapter 1.
I will probably take a few days off from this fic so I can update some of my other fics. After I get them updated, I'll come back to this as it's really easy to write chapters for it.
Harem: Ronnie Anne, Luna, Leni, Lucy, Haiku (WIP)