"On the way back, you are not allowed to ride in the trunk, understood Lincoln."
"Of course, mistress Lori."
"Don't call me mistress right now. It's weird in public."
"Of course, madam Lori" Lori glared at the boy grinding her teeth.
"Just Lori, twerp."
"Understood"
Leni wandered from store window to store window, admiring all the different clothes. She was so excited to be shopping for a boy. A new world of clothing just opened to her. What do boys like? What do they look good in? How cute would Lincy look in one of these? How handsome would Lincy look when he grew up? Leni did not realize the last one was impossible but in her current joyful state she didn't consider it for long as more questions flowed through her mind. First things first, he'd need to get out of that nino pjs or whatever Lisa called them.
Lincoln was getting stares from onlookers, not only was his skin tight futuristic clothes making him stand out but his pure white hair also garnered lots of attention. Lori hid her face a bit but Leni began dragging the boy to and fro. After looking around for awhile she finally found a simple choice to get him out of those dumb duds. A simple orange polo and tight fitting jeans, all he need was to change. She began pushing him to a changing room getting stares as she entered with him. Lori reached in and grabbed her.
"Leni!" Lori spun her ditzy sister around to face her, "You can't just go into a changing room with a boy!" Her tone was hushed but still commanding.
"Oops! I totes forgot." In less of a whisper she stated obliviously. "I got a bit excited and wanted him to try them on in front of me."
"Not a good way to phrase that." Lori began to blush, "Look just wait for him to finish."
"Lori and mistress Leni," the girls turned to see the android boy walk out completely naked, "I have knowledge on how to dress others but not myself. How d-"
He was cut off as Lori pushed him into curtained changing room. Leni pouted and started calling Lori a 'hippopotamus' for going in after telling her she couldn't.
"Lincoln! What the heck you can't just walk out literally naked." Lori began to throw clothes at him. "Put on some underwear or something."
"Underwear?" The android questioned. Lori began to fluster as she looked at the boy before quickly tearing the booth apart. She began looking for his underwear only to realize there were none.
"Seriously?!" Lori poked her head out the curtains and faced a pouting Leni. "He literally has been commando this whole time! Go get him something!"
"Commando?" Leni looked confused. Lori smacked her own forehead.
"Lincoln needs some boys underwear. Go get him some."
"Oh! I like totes got this. Be back."
"Hurry!"
Lincoln began to walk out again still naked saying he would come with mistress Leni. Lori pulled him back in.
"Twerp! I said you can't walk out naked." Lori angrily began whispering at him.
"Lori, I don't see why it matters as an android I don't break any laws." Lincoln stated.
"You literally have your junk out, you'd be locked up for indecency."
"I do not have any testicals though."
The words hung heavy in the air. Lori looked down...Ken? Lincoln seriously didn't have anything there. Huh?
"Didn't Lisa say you were a boy?"
"Creator, Lisa, designed me to resemble a male eleven year old child. As the penis is not always visible she decided it was unnecessary to include." Lincoln explained matter of factly. Lori still stared. She quickly glimpsed at his backside. He still had a cute butt. Oh no, not the best choice of words. Leni suddenly burst in.
"Here you go!"
"Thanks Leni! Let's do this quickly so he doesn't try and leave again."
Fully dressed, Lincoln left the shop with the clothes they purchased on. He still received stares for his white hair but overall less. They purchased from other shops as well getting just enough to disguise Lincoln as a typical human boy. Leni was ecstatic hanging out with Lincoln and going through men's fashion stores. New ideas popped into her head and with a quick trip to the fabric store they were all going to come true. Lincoln held several yards of fabric folded around wrapping boxes which would most likely block his vision if he wasn't holding them directly above his head without much effort. The stares returned as more bags and boxes were piled onto the unusually strong boy.
"So is that like everything?" Leni tossed another bag onto the now 5 foot stack of stuff on Lincoln. Lori was slowly scrolling through social media. She glanced up and gave a grunt of approval. Her mood changed when she noticed a certain tall, hispanic teen working at a pretzel counter. Yes, her dreamy boyfriend, Bobby-Boo-Boo-Bear, was over there working. Lori's eyes lit up and she began to make her way there. Leni and Lincoln followed.
Lori began to trot towards the counter. Lincoln had trouble manovioring between the crowd with all his stuff but he saw Lori began slowing down. Upon reaching her location he noticed her smile had turn into a sad frown. He looked forward and saw two teens flirtatiously talking to one another. One behind the counter of a pretzel stand, the other leaning across the counter with exposed cleavage. He did not understand what was happening. Leni came up behind Lori and looked as well.
"Is that Bobby?" Leni asked.
"..." Lori did not speak. Her eyes conveyed hurt followed shortly by anger. She began to march over to the counter. "Bobby, what are you doing?!"
Leni and Lincoln watched on as the teen tried to defend himself. What did not help was when the girl, said teen that had been flirting with him, asked who Lori was. Both seemed upset with the pretzel worker for unclear reasons to Lincoln. Either way Lori was unhappy, he could not stand for this. Lincoln began to arrange the stuff so he could carry it in one hand. To onlookers this young boy was displaying herculean strength as he marched over to defend Lori.
"Lori, what's wrong?" Lincoln asked with indifference but his directive told him to take care of Lori.
"What's wrong?!" Lori feigned shock within her anger. "What's wrong is that my boyfriend was flirting with some floozy when I was coming over to say hello." She pointed accusingly at Bobby in anger.
"I thought you didn't have a girlfriend Roberto." The nameless girl stated also in an annoyed fashion.
"Well, it's just…" The teen tried to defend himself.
"Whatever Bobby! We are through!" Lori began to walk away.
As she turned Bobby, in a desperate attempt to keep the conversation going, reached out for her arm. No one understood how it happened at the moment but somehow the young boy, Lincoln, had jumped onto the counter. His several feet high stack of clothes jostled but did not spill as he used his body to block Bobby's hand. Lori, Leni, Bobby, and the nameless girl stared at him.
"You will not reach for Lori again." The android emotionlessly directed his words towards Bobby who slowly backed up. "Do you understand?"
"Uhh...yeah bro…" Bobby answered still confused on how the boy had gotten up the counter that may of been three high.
Lincoln jumped off the counter managing to not lose balance of the items in his one hand. People were still astonished.
"Shall we go Lori, mistress Leni." He walked beside them. Lincoln began walking towards an exit and they followed.
Lincoln managed to pack the items in the car with little issue. He sat in the front row behind Leni so he could get a better view of Lori. His sensors could tell her blood pressure was indicating her anger. Lori's anger was visible for the first length of her journey home until they hit a major road. She began to cry. Bawling she took her eyes off the road. Lincoln noticed Leni's heart rate increase as she looked at the road and the steering wheel wondering if she should try and grab it.
Lincoln moved to the center of the row giving him a better view of the road. The android allowed two of his metal tentacles to reach out and grab the steering wheel, another snaked under the driver's seat laying across the pedals.
"Lori…" he spoke just loud enough so she could hear him, "I will drive us back to your home. You just focus on whatever makes you feel better."
Lori nodded and continued to bawl. Leni looked concerningly at Lincoln but his calmness drowned out her fears. Several long minutes later they arrived at the Loud house. The heartbroken teen fled out of the van and straight into her room to the concern of her family.
The android unpacked the car alongside Leni who stuck around even though he told her it would be alright.
"Hey, Lincy…" Leni looked at him sadly.
"Yes, mistress Leni." He returned her gaze without question.
"Thank you for driving." She kneeled down and game him a kiss on the cheek.
Leni made her way inside. Lincoln analyzed her heart beat, it was still high. Entering the house himself he placed his new clothes next to his stool. There was a commotion upstairs. He ascended to see the family at Lori's door only mistress Rita was missing. He waited behind them, one of them may order him to do something soon. Luna was the first to notice him.
"Hey there little dude…" She examined the android's frame. "Nice clothes man."
The rest of Loud family looked over with nods and verbal agreement. Except Lisa who still believed her nanofiber suit to be better. Lincoln stood wordlessly waiting for an order. The family instead turned to the door. Minutes passed and the mother of the house, Rita Loud exitted.
"It's not good guys…" The matriarch started. "Lori caught Bobby possibly cheating on her."
There was an audible gasping from many of the girls, shortly followed by a damnation from the patriarch of the family. Lincoln watched on.
"She's going to need a lot of love to get through this." The group nodded to their mother. "She wants to be alone for now but make sure to show her how much you love her tomorrow."
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