Bidding the family goodbye Lincoln is left to his own devices at the Loud house. For the first time ever he was truly alone. This was no time to stop working. He scanned the list of approved commands he could do without asking for permission. Largest on the list was clean the house.
Easy enough task, yet time consuming. He began at his own corner making neat piles before plugging in a vacuum cleaner. Dust resided in every crevice of the home and he was determined to get rid of it. The vacuum was only so strong though so he had to get creative. Managing to attach himself to the hose he redirected his internal cooling mechanism for a brief period as he swiftly flew around the house.
With vacuuming done he returned his internal processes to proper order and cooled for several minutes. In the meantime he would clean the bathroom. Toilet supplies in hand he went to work. The sink and shower were surprisingly worst than the toilet but not by much. Makeup was caked on side walls and water would not drain properly. Pulling out a mixture of blonde, brown, and a bit of black hair out of drain would of been gag worthy for a normal human. Bringing everything to a shine he proceeded to other rooms of the house.
Dusting was easy especially when you can fly to cobwebs. Garbage not an issue with inhuman strength. Ironing was trivial when you could rapid steam water with a heated internal core and a cup of water. In fact, the only thing he couldn't do was tell what foods were expired. Without olfactory capabilities everything seemed eatable.
Nearly two hours before anyone was schedule to get home he had finished cleaning the entire house.
No room was left untouched.
The mistresses had begun to arrive home. Lincoln stood next to the door for nearly an hour waiting for the first to get home. The sound of Vanzilla could be heard pulling into the driveway. Lynn was the first to enter shouting about being number 1 again. He greeted them all one by one.
"Mistress Lynn...Mistress Luna….Mistress Lana...Creator...Mistress Luan… Lori… my duc-"
Lucy pushed him against the wall and covered his mouth.
"Not now Lincoln!"
"What do you mean my du-" Her hand went back to covering
"Just call me Lucy for now. Got it." He nodded.
Lucy scurried away in embarrassment.
"What was that all about Lincy?" Leni came in.
"Lucy, corrected my addressment of her. The fact I did it incorrectly is unforgivable."
"Lincy you are like totes to hard on yourself. Hey Lincy?"
"Yes mistress Leni?"
"Do you think later you co-"
"LINCOLN!" Lana's voice rocked the house.
"Excuse me mistress Leni." Flew up the stairs leaving Leni in shock.
Lana was in her room, looking incredibly distraught while Lola looked happy as can be. Lincoln looked for any source of danger that would cause such stress. He could not.
"Mistress Lana, what has upset you so?" Lincoln finally inquired. Lana glared at him.
"YOU CLEANED UP MY ROOM THAT'S WHAT!" Lana jumped and latched to his face as she screamed at him. Lola chuckled.
"About time something was done about your filth."
"WHY DID YOU DO IT?!" Lana ignored her twin sister, tears coming out of her eyes.
"For sanitary reasons. I found several health hazards: unfolded clothing on the ground, a bucket of excrement, and cockroaches that needed to be disposed of." Lincoln informed the young tomboy but a loud gasp was all he got in response. Lana kicked off him and scurried under her bed. She frantically searched for something only to pull out an empty box labeled circus. She threw the box at Lincoln's head.
"YOU GOT RID OF MY COCKROACH CIRCUS!" An ew sound came from Lola.
"I'm sorry mistress Lana, I did not think it is healthy to-" More stuff was thrown at the android.
"GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT YOU STUPID HUNK OF JUNK!"
"I understand mistress Lana, I will get out." Lincoln bowed before leaving.
He walked down the stairs, passed Leni who asked him what he was doing, and exited the front door. Lincoln was now out.
