Disclaimer: I do not own Megamind (dreamworks does I think) I do own Zip it's my original idea lol.

Me: alright in comes the truth!

Megamind: Oh?

Me: *realizes she is chained to a chair* Dagnabbit!

Megamind: Don't expect to escape!

Me: You underestimate me, Megamind!

Megamind: Oh then how do you plan to escape?

Me: Very carefully and with much persistence! *escapes*

Megamind: Gasp I'm surprised *sarcasm*

J : If there are no comments, then there are no updates sorry! Also if you want him to be called Metro Man instead of Music Man vote on my poll on my main page! Til then he's MUSIC Man! From the near end of the first movie!

Fan Note: Hey guys sorry this took so long! I was on the road so I really hope you enjoy this. I feel like this chapter is a little ridiculous so it took a couple of rewrites to get this completed.

Note to random Guest: I still didn't find where it says message instead of massage. Hmm did I correct these chapters without reposting them maybe?

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Megamind: The Secret Massage

Chapter Two:

Troubles and Tunes

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Megamind woke groggily, he was surprised that Metro Man had actually been gentle. Usually sex with another man was rough and tumble and wasn't really very satisfying unless he was the one doing to the other. Megamind definitely needed that sex session, not that he expected Metro Man to do such a thing. He was a hero once and heroes don't usually trick people, but he wasn't about to complain. After all, it had been forever since he had any intercourse with his wife after their daughter was born and now that she could open doors it was almost impossible to get any of the romance they had before hand back. He just wished that his 'buddy' had focused just a little longer on the actual massage rather than skipping right to foreplay. Now it was going to be awkward because Metro Man thought he had no idea that they had actually had sex which wasn't true. It was the reason the warden had put him in his very own cell after all, too many inmates were so intent on getting some they didn't care who they bothered or hurt. Warden's small amount of pity he supposed, but that was the only time he showed pity. Megamind didn't want to go home, didn't want to face his wife only to tell her he beat up a two year old, A TWO YEAR OLD! He looked over and wondered if Metro Man would let him stay. Metro Man, Music Man, whoever he was now was asleep.

"Why can't you just go back to being Metro Man," Megamind asked. "At least then I can go back to being evil." It seemed like it was easier back then and their friendship/relationship wouldn't be this complicated today. Maybe he wouldn't have had the experience he had had just before he awoke. Maybe they would still be enemies this very day, like he had wanted, this hero life that was too perfect for the likes of him. "Maybe getting the girl isn't all bad," Megamind whispered thinking back to their daughter. He got up very carefully and slowly crept about the room collecting his clothes while trying his best to ignore the aching in his back. It was a good ache at least, leaving a pleasant reminder in the back of his mind that same-sex couple need not sacrifice pleasure.

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Megamind made it back to his house in one piece and sneaked into the house, it was morning so he hoped that everyone was still asleep.

"And where did you go last night, sir?" Minion asked from behind him. He was caught, it was the end for him, he knew he should have wrote that will. Roxanne came out of their room then, rubbing her eyes as though she hadn't gotten much sleep. Roxy hugged him and he instantly felt guilty.

"Where did you go?" Roxanne asked groggily.

"I went to visit Metro Man, I must have fell asleep on his couch," Megamind replied trying not to sound guilty as he did so. He thought it hadn't worked when Minion looked at him suspiciously.

"Sir, we talked about this," Minion began. Megamind gulped but allowed Minion to continue. "He's not Metro Man anymore he's Music Man remember?" Megamind let out the breath he had been holding.

"I know Minion it's just I was evil for so long and he's always been Metro Man," Megamind said. "I mean talent-aside he should have just remained a hero."

"I thought you were over all that?" Roxanne asked looking at him suspiciously just as their young child began to bawl loudly. Roxanne walked away then to go soothe the young one, leaving Megamind alone with a very suspicious Minion who was watching him carefully.

"I know what you're going to say Minion," Megamind replied. "Don't worry I don't want to go back to being evil, it's just I didn't have to deal with two year old villains who want Metrocity for themselves."

"Yea that's true," Minion replied nodding but he also knew that brooding mood that Megamind was in. He didn't want his boss to make a mistake he would regret, especially one that would hurt Roxanne, after all Minion had grown to like her.

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A couple of days later and Music Man had a familiar visitor, he felt the twinge of guilt as the other walked in. It seems he had another run in with the two year old, he had watched their fight live on the news and still the terrible two-year old and his mother got away. He felt sorry for the ex-villain. "Hey, at least you are winning," Music Man replied.

"Oh, yes. Because that matters, if the villain gets away," Megamind replied, sarcastically. Music Man smiled gently knowing full well his friend was struggling since he became a hero. "Thank you, I feel so-o-o-o much better!"

"I'm sorry, look I know it can't be easy for you," Music Man replied. Megamind plopped himself down on Music Man's couch. "But I know you can do it, little buddy." Music Man decided to strum his guitar, toying a bit with the strings to make a little tune. "By the way, do you really think I have talent?"

"Of course you do," Megamind replied, seeming to be serious. "Why do you ask?"

"I haven't sold any records yet," Music Man replied. Megamind peered over at him in curious disbelief.

"Not one?" He asked.

"Not a one," Music Man replied looking away. He strummed a few notes on the guitar before he finally decided to play the full song all the way through. The former hero decided not to sing despite wanting to, he played a slow and somber yet sweet song and hummed along to it. When he finished and looked up the former villain was fast asleep. He looked down at his guitar, "Hmm." Looking back up, he smiled setting down the guitar and standing. "Can't let you catch a cold, little buddy," he says smiling and carefully picking up the ex-villain and carrying him to a more comfortable surface, the bed. He then pulled the blanket over Megamind and left to continue to attempt to make music.

"She's in love.. with another man," he began before shaking his head. He began to strum a bit the same slow sad melody from before. "My love… Loves somebody else, and my love." Music Man paused nodding and writing the chorus to his next song. "My love's the reason that I live, and all the reason that I give, give all that I have." He nodded along as he wrote before trying out this new tune. It sounded nice if a bit sad but he also thought his first song had sounded nice, he only hoped this one would be different. After a few more verses he decided to put the guitar down and watch some television. He hadn't even realized he had fallen asleep until he heard Megamind complaining loudly about his sparse food stores.

"What is this? I mean seriously do you live off of peanut butter and jelly?" Megamind asked.

"I usually order food," Music Man replied, groggily. He jumped in surprise when the former villain stormed up to him pointing a finger at his chest.

"You can't live like this," Megamind said, it was obvious the other was worried. "Well I mean, maybe you can but this can't be healthy."

"I suppose," Music Man huffed, unwilling to fight about it. He was a super-human alien and as far as he could tell, he could eat anything on this planet and didn't seem to change any from it. Megamind stood there glaring until Music Man gave up and said, "Fine, I'll go shopping, make a list of what you want and I'll get it." Megamind raised an eyebrow which made Music Man rub the back of his neck nervously. Megamind narrowed his eyes as he walked away to find a pen and paper, when he returned he was writing up the list of everything that would be necessary for several meals. "How long do you plan to stay?"

"Today at least, but you need these for when you cook, while I'm not around," Megamind chided. Music Man frown, he had no idea how to cook, but he couldn't tell Megamind that. Megamind handed him the list, he scratched his neck as he read it but before he thought on it too much he changed clothes and left.

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Megamind sighed hoping the legend could survive on the ingredients he had wrote down. He even wrote the exact amounts that Metro Man needed to get. He changed the channel to view the news but no sign of his latest nemesis. There were a few police chases and a robbery the police had stopped but no threats for him to actually take care of. Sighing lightly, he stood up to start cleaning out the nasty leftovers that had started to grow their own flora in the fridge. Once the fridge was clean, he swept and took out the garbage and by the time he finished tidying up, Metro Man was back. Megamind quickly took the bags from him and showed him where they all should go.

"So, what now?" Music Man asked, once all of the food was put away.

"We figure out what should be cooked, obviously," Megamind replied. "But first, I'm making a simple lunch." Music Man watched as the former villain made himself a ham and cheese sandwich.

"So what can be made..." Music Man asked, looking as though he would pout any minute. Megamind wanted to slap his palm to his face, did this guy even know how to cook? He considered the other male's raising, he was a rich kid after all.

"I need to make a call," Megamind said, exasperated by the former hero's lack of knowledge. He stepped through one of the doors and closed it to make a call to Roxanne.

"Megamind?" she asked, sounding more than a little upset. "Where are you?"

"I decided to pop in on… Moosic Man," Megamind said with disgust.

"it's pronounced music man, sir," he heard Minion in the background say.

"Seriously?" Roxanne asked. "I need you here, our daughter needs you."

"Roxanne, Music Man doesn't know how to cook," Megamind replied, dropping the ball.

"What?" Roxanne asked. "What has he been eating?"

"Ugh, Take Out, Delivery and Peanut Butter and jelly and that is it," Megamind answered.

"You're kidding," she said, dumbfounded.

"Nope, not kidding," Megamind answered.

"Well..." Roxanne spoke, it was obvious she was putting serious thought into her next words. "I suppose you can teach him a few things but your cooking isn't really.."

"I know I was hoping you or Minion could..." Megamind began.

Roxanne cut him short with, "No, we can't, Lizzy is sick and I don't want to trouble him."

"Sick?" Megamind suddenly asked.

"Yea, she had a fever this morning," Roxanne replied. "And she is so irritable, look just follow the recipes online and you should be fine at least for today."

"Ooh, alright," Megamind replied. He would just have to figure it out, he knew some non-complex recipes that Roxanne had taught him but because he was mostly in prison he never really had to learn to cook. When he was not in prison and plotting his next big scheme against Metro Man, before he became Music Man, Minion would cook. He didn't think Music Man would have any idea what he would want so Megamind decided on Spaghetti.

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Author Note: Sorry thing is jumbled and short but I haven't had the time to really get this all settled plus I had to rewrite it because the Character's started to sound too OOC and I didn't like it. But I hope you guys found it entertaining. Also I will not be posting too often as I am with Family but I will try, really hard. I lost inspiration this chappie and it probably shows but hopefully I can pick it back up next chappie. I am spending time with Hubby's side of the family btw. Also I want to make the next chappie for Invader to Queen.. I just need to let the juices flow a bit on that one so I can give the best work possible.

I decided the kid's name is Lizzy but I will let you guys decide what Lizzy will stand for xD

Sorry No Sneak Peek I haven't gotten that far yet.