Disclaimer: I do not own Megamind (dreamworks does I think) I do own Zip it's my original idea lol.

Me: AHHHHH Spaghetti I want's it soo baad!

Megamind: Seriously? You like Spaghetti?

Me: Yeeeees! T^T I love Pasta in general honestly… But I can't cook it! Well I can if I apply myself but it just takes sooooo looooooooong. Heck even the two minute Yakisoba is too long for me... T^T

Megamind:

J : If there are no comments, then I can not promise any updates sorry!

A/N: Sorry guys I was visiting with My hubby's Fam and they are big on World of Warcraft! So I was helping them out with Mythic+ dungeons and other things they needed for their stuff. SO yeah I was busy I will make it up to you guys by trying to knock out not just one but two or three chappies this week (I hope) I will work hard to get you this monumental Fic! I dunno how long It will be though how long you guys want it to be? Btw I wish there was a way you guys could watch me type these it can be really funny lol… I really can't spell I promise.. Lemme know if you want me to record a little of me writing it may just entertain you xD

Note to random Guest: I made some corrections here but I still didn't find where it says message instead of massage.

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Megamind: The Secret Massage

Chapter Three:

Dinner and A Cartoon!?

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Megamind panicked a bit, their daughter Lizzy was sick and he was on his own for this meal. He wanted to give up, what was the point anyway it's not like his former Arch-Nemesis wanted to eat any better than he was. No, he had to try! Roxxy did say it was online after all, and he thought he had seen a computer, yes he would search online for the recipe. Yes that is what he would do, he quickly set to his task of finding the recipe she said but when he searched it up there weren't just one recipe.

"There are hundreds," Megamind spoke aloud. "How am I supposed to choose just one when they all look so good?" He put his head in his hands and tried to think how he would choose.. "Urrrgh why is this so hard?"

"Hey what about this one?" Megamind nearly jumped out of his own skin when he heard Metro Man's voice behind him. He then inwardly chided himself and reminded himself the legend was now Music Man.

"How long have you been there?" Megamind asked.

"Not that long, I figured I would take a peek," Music Man replied. "You seemed upset.."

"Oh, I was not upset, no," Megamind replied. He wasn't good at lying, but his sarcasm was spot on.

"Of course not," Music Man replied giving Megamind a knowing look. Megamind cleared his throat looking away before he changed the subject.

"So this one?" Megamind asked pointing to a random one as he had missed the one Music Man had picked.

"No, this one here," Music Man replied leaning over Megamind's shoulder and pointing to a rather delectable recipe but he was also very distracted by the others closeness. The warmth the former hero emanated, was enough to make heat rise to his face and lose absolute focus on what he was staring at. So much so that he barely heard the other, as he spoke in that deep rumbling voice that somehow carried him away to that seemingly distant memory of the 'massage' they had shared. He gulped until the chair was suddenly spun about shaking him from his stupor. "Did you hear me?"

"I… uh… yes… yes I heard you… Something about the garlic and the parsley and the Italian Sauce yes..." Megamind replied. Music Man regarded him skeptically with a hint of worry.

"I suppose you did," Music Man smiled then as if nothing was wrong. "Cool I'll go back.. out there… and watch T.V. you know let you do what you need to do and all." Music Man seemed to be speaking in an awkward way, the same way he spoke when Roxxy and Megamind had caught him red handed and ALIVE. He shrugged and decided to look over the recipe, as the Music Man himself picked it, he didn't have to choose any other one. He nodded firmly once he copied down the instructions, he would follow it to the letter. Megamind paused at the end of the instructions however and noticed the video that was attached. He frowned and clicked the play button, it couldn't hurt to watch it… right?

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Megamind tried to remember the individual instructions in the video after he had measured all the ingredients, murmuring to himself that it was odd how everything he needed was suddenly there when he didn't remember seeing it before. Music Man bit his lip guiltily as he had perused the recipe himself and had used his super speed to go and get what was missing before Megamind could notice he had nothing to use to measure it out with. He was relieved that Megamind hadn't asked about it.

As he remembered leaning over Megamind's shoulder his heartbeat picked up almost to the point of thundering in his ears. He wanted another tumble with Megamind already? Was he really so deprived? No I can't do that to him, he thought to himself as he watched Megamind work. Smiling as he watched the former super villain, he thought about how cute Megamind looked in the apron he had picked and vaguely wondered what he would look like with just that on. He mentally shook himself, how could he think like that at a time like this, his stomach rumbled distracting him a bit. Looking back at Megamind, he gave a sheepish look when he noticed the other had an incredulous look on his face as though he hadn't expected Music Man to actually get hungry. Megamind gave a wry smile before getting back to cooking with a serious look on his face, Music Man smiled instantly feeling jealous of Roxanne then guilty for even thinking that in the first place.

Music Man tried to distract himself from his former arch-enemy and tried to watch T.V. but thoughts of stealing Megamind away invaded anyway. Feeling tormented he decided to go and take a shower letting Megamind know as he slowly trudged toward it hoping the cold water would help. He quickly undressed once the bathroom door was closed and turned the water onto cold and climbed in. Honestly what was he thinking he let the cold water cool him down bit by bit before adding a little warm water just so he wouldn't be freezing when he came out. He didn't want Megamind to worry more, which seemed ridiculous to begin with, when had Megamind started worrying about him? Surely he hadn't started to worry just recently did he?

A knock on the door startled him and he asked who it was. "Dinner's ready," Megamind replied, annoyed. Of course who else would be here he mentally smacked himself, losing track of time in the shower aside he could at least remember that Megamind was here.

"B-be right out," he replied, getting out of the shower and grabbing a clean robe, well a new robe anyway. He didn't really know how to do laundry as the servants had waited on him hand and foot when he was a kid. So he just kept buying new robes and throwing out the dirty ones. Once the robe was secured he walked back out to the living space where Megamind was now sitting on the couch a plate in his hands and a plate waited for him on the table in front of the chair he usually sat in when the ex-villain was over, this time however he grabbed the plate and sat next to Megamind himself he picked up the fork as well and watched how Megamind ate with little to no manners before chuckling and twirling some spaghetti onto the fork and tasting the final dish. He smiled and hummed his appreciation, and when he looked back at Megamind he noted a slight grin before Megamind hid is seeming interest and turned back to his food. A slight bit of color was working it's way to Megamind's ears from his cheeks which made Music Man grin a bit. He remembered how red they had been during the 'massage' and nearly sputtered a bit, seriously his mind was going directions he wasn't sure he liked.

He grabbed the remote and changed the channel to the news hoping beyond hope that he would see something more fascinating. "Really the news?" Megamind asked annoyed. "Seriously, can't we watch something… Comical?" Music Man looked over smiling, his eyes squinting a bit.

"Alright, sure," Music Man relented easily. He switch it to cartoons and laughed a bit when he saw what was on. Tabbi and Jen was playing on the screen, it was about a mouse and a cat bending the rules of nature. Granted Tabbi often played with Jen even when the mouse seemed to not enjoy the treatment, it was very funny. The current episode was called The Dollhouse Doll-up, he had seen this one before but he still enjoyed the sheer comedy factor as Tabbi once again chased after the reluctant mouse bringing it back to play in the dollhouse. Of course the mouse would sit there unhappily and play along until it's next chance to escape. He laughed as the mouse went to make her escape again only to be pulled back to the dollhouse each new attempt was different and ingenious but the female cat always seemed to find her. Finally toward the end it seemed like the cat started to consider the mouses play-style and it soon turned into them playing together as friends. Megamind laughed a bit with him occasionally, and once finished they watched a few more cartoons and laughed even more and even harder as Megamind had gotten a couple of the jokes.

"I've never watched these shows before," Megamind revealed.

"Really?" Music Man asked. "Not even with your daughter and all?"

"No, Roxxy says we need to limit what our daughter watches," Megamind replied. "She picks everything Lizzy watches and they just seem so childish, but these are funny."

"Well she is quite young yet," Music Man mused.

"Why does that matter?" Megamind asked.

"She just wants to make sure Lizzy doesn't learn any bad habits maybe? Wants her to develop the way any kid should, with their own choices and consequences, maybe" Music Man replied, watching Megamind's expression turning somber and serious.

"Not like my childhood," Megamind mused slightly sadly. "But what if she learns all the wrong things? What if she begins to be fooled by them." Megamind said that last bit ominously.

"Just trust Roxxy," Music Man replied. "I'm sure everything will work out."

"You're probably right," Megamind replied. They sat in silence for a while while the cartoons continued to play. Music Man winced when something touched his shoulder but relaxed as he realized Megamind had fallen asleep and was now resting his head on Music Man's shoulder. He lifted his arm and carefully wrapped it around Megamind and watched a few more cartoons. Before the adult cartoons had come on starting with Queen of the Park which would be followed by Mexican Mom, he rolled his eyes before changing the channel to something else. He flipped through the channels before stopping on Beach-Rescue thinking the women with large bosoms would distract him, half the show was about them running along the beach in slow motion before diving into the water and rescuing the drowning people. He used to find it to be quite hot before but now there wasn't even a twinge until he felt Megamind shifting placing an arm around him and murmuring. He could feel heat rising to his face and suddenly all he could think about was Megamind.

He wanted to plunge back inside that hot tight cavern once again and hear the other crying out in pleasure. Without realizing it he began to stroke himself grunting as he imagined what it had felt like and how much he had enjoyed it, he hadn't even bother to uncover his member as he imagined Megamind complimenting him right before he came. His muscles bunched and coiled as he released soiling his robe in the process, and then he realized how much of a mess it made. He groaned noting his seed was now spattered on the floor and couch not to mention the bit that somehow ended up on the table and he definitely didn't want to know how he got it on the ceiling. He carefully extracted himself from Megamind using his super speed to clean up his mess and get a new robe throwing the other one away. He then returned to the exact position feeling more than a little groggy but he continued to watch a little more television before he drifted off to sleep.

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*intercept's* Hopefully this was acceptable everyone! I enjoyed writing this one, just wish I was feeling better so I could *cough* never-mind anyway hope you enjoyed this chappie working on next one already!

Teaser: He stirred a bit feeling the warmth covering his body causing him to instantly become erect, he smiled as he felt the shifting figure grind a bit against him and moan. His dream morphed to show and image of his true desire giving him a vision of blue beauty.

Find out more in the next Chappie! Love you guys and hope I get the next Chappie up soon! Hopefully a special? I dunno yet.