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Illidan: When are you going to write about me!?
Me: Hey! This! Is! NOT! Your! Story!
Illidan: It will be in a minute if you don't at least start mine…
Me: Fine… I will just go back to your story and relax geesh..
Illidan: *Smiles* No, I think I will watch just in case…
Me: Ugh okay.. you win! But no interferance please!
Illidan: *chuckles*
J : If there are no comments, then I can not promise any updates sorry!
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Note to random Guest: I made some more corrections.. bah still didn't see where I put message instead of massage. As it is SUPPOSED to be massage..
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Megamind: The Secret Massage
Chapter Four:
Zipping it!
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Warmth, blessed heat covered him, rousing him only slightly as a light touch trailed along his skin. Hot gusts trailed his nape and his body reacted hardening with each pleasant tingle. He stirred a bit feeling the warmth covering his body causing him to instantly become fully erect, he smiled as he felt the shifting figure grind a bit against him and moan. His dream morphed to show an image of his true desire giving him a vision of blue beauty. It was so lovely to behold that he couldn't help but fall slightly deeper into the land of dreams. He could almost feel the thin hands trailing down his chest to his nethers toying with his hard member ever so gently. Then the other hand would pinch his nipples as the slender male tasted the other. He chuckled unable to help himself it was both amusing and so arousing at the same time. He wanted nothing more than to enjoy this moment to the fullest. And enjoy it he did allowing the other male to explore his body, before he began his own quest to tease the other male. The warmth faded away gently as he drifted away again, off to enjoy his lover further in the dreamscape.
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Music Man woke up to the sound of humming, very nervous humming. Groaning, he lifted himself up and peered toward the kitchen where he saw Megamind busy cooking something.
"Oh, you're awake!" Megamind said, avoiding eye contact. Music Man watched him with some curiosity, he ended up shrugging and heading out to collect the paper. He walked down the long tunnel like hall to the outside door. As he stepped out the door however he heard a small noise and noticed his paper was missing. He looked around after hearing the noise once more. He checked around the side of the School House as well and that's when he spotted the tiny creature that had made off with his paper. It was a tiny round creature with floppy ears, wings and four tiny legs. It reminded him of a rabbit only it was rounder than that and he couldn't discern the head from it's body.
"Vif!" It squeaked around the paper in it's mouth. He walked up to it and reached down but it ran around behind him before he could grab the paper away from it. He smiled, it seemed the tiny creature wanted to play. Music Man chased it around the school house a bit before the creature finally let him take the paper away. "Zip!" the squeak was adorable.
"Zip huh?" Music Man replied.
"Zipipipip," it squeaked excitedly.
"Ok, I'll call you Zip how's that?" Music Man replied. The creature tilted it's head but then began to hop and flap around a bit. that's when he noticed the creature's wing seemed to be deformed. He picked it up and examined the wing a bit only to realize that it's wasn't deformed but rather broken and had probably been broken for some time. "You poor thing, I'll take you to a vet later today, little Zip." the creature didn't respond only continued to stare at him before it finally squeaked and curled up, falling asleep in his hand. Music Man smiled and walked back inside.
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Megamind blushed as he remembered how he had woke up that morning. He had gone over it a dozen times already but still, he couldn't get over it. It was warmth and soft snoring that woke him up, he was lying on top of Music Man somehow. He could clearly feel the other male's member pressing into his inner thigh, exciting him a bit. His right arm and leg had been draped across that broad figure while his ear rested over the former-hero's heart the sound of it beating was calming and only interrupted by the snores occasionally. He had felt heat rise to his face when realization hit him but as he was rising Music Man had pulled him back into the arms only now he was straddling the larger male. At first he thought the other had woke up but that hadn't been the case. And a snore further affirmed that, indeed, Music Man was still asleep and hard member pressing against him at that time was only making it harder for him to slip away. Not because he feared waking the former hero, no because he wanted it.
Megamind groaned now that Music Man was outside doing whatever it was he did this early. Once he had escaped the former hero's grasp, he began to cook to get his mind off the events just moments before. It didn't work, he was still thinking about it, he smiled as he toyed with idea of asking for another 'massage'. Megamind's thoughts fled as he saw the creature Music Man had brought in with him however. "Where did you find that?" Megamind asked.
"Oh he was just outside," Music Man replied, lifting the creature up for Megamind to see it. Megamind did take a good look at it noticing right off it's wing which hung there loosely.
"Looks broken," he mused, slightly. "We have to get him to a vet. You know we can't keep him, correct?"
"Why not?" Music Man asked.
"Well he is a wild animal right?" Megamind said.
"Zzzzip, zip zip zip!" the creature seemed upset at Megamind's accusation. "zip!"
"Fine he can stay," Megamind replied, frowning slightly. "But you better house-break him or something. Whatever it is to keep him from breaking the house."
"Ok," Music Man replied. The creature stuck it's tongue out happily and settled back down in the palm of Music Man's hand. It must be tired, Megamind thought to himself. He then felt a tad bit of panic as he suddenly realized something important.
"We have to figure out what it eats," Megamind said aloud as he flipped the eggs onto a plate. They were slightly crispy around the edges at this time, he had already finished the bacon before Music Man woke up. He turned off the burner then and sat the plate on the counter. "Breakfast is ready." He then made his own plate and sat down on the couch sans apron which he had hung onto the tall cupboard's handle. Music Man grabbed the plate and joined him, carefully placing the tiny creature on the couch beside him so he could eat.
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A/N ok seens how my brain can't get it out of it's noggin here ya go, I wanted to wait on this but noooooooooooo! Stupid brain has to go off on it's own and be all evil without me! Enjoy the Afternoon Lemon guys then maybe I can get back to some story telling. Lol
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After they ate breakfast Megamind took the dishes and began to wash them, Music Man was trying desperately to ignore the fact that he was humming a tune and practically gliding around the kitchen as he jived out to some random tune. Then suddenly it stopped, Music Man chanced a glance then just in time to see Megamind being his regular melodramatic self and smiled a bit.
"Ugh, I can't work like this," Megamind complained setting the dish down in the strainer and giving Music Man is best puppy dog eyes. Music Man worried about what the other was going to say next but then the dreaded phrase was spoke. "Would you please give me a massage? Like that one day?" Music Man instantly felt guilty as the other gave him such a temptingly innocent look.
"Um Megamind," the other gave him a slightly annoyed look. "I have to tell you something… That was… well it started out as… but I… I had sex with you..." He braced himself for the outburst but when there was nothing except an exaggerated sigh, he opened his eyes to see Megamind looking even more annoyed.
"I know," he replied. "Now are we gunna have sex or not? Hint hint!" Music Man stood there in shock, Megamind had known they were having sex and played along? He grinned suddenly as he realized just what Megamind had suggested.
"Of course.. I mean yes, lets," Music Man replied following behind Megamind. They stripped off their garments somewhere along the way. Leaving their clothing strewn across the floor as they hurried to the bedroom. This time Music Man took his time giving Megamind the best massage he could, digging into the tissue and loosening it with just the right amount of pressure to make the other moan and curl his toes. He even playfully tweaked the others nipples and gave an innocent look when the other glared playfully at him. Then he worked his way into the foreplay, using the sensual oil as lube when he toyed with Megamind's hardening length. The low sensual moans drove him to thrust against Megamind in long slow strokes and when neither of them could take the torture any longer he carefully entered Megamind. The lube helped him slide all the way to the hilt, he wondered how Megamind was feeling but the low moan when he finally stopped was all he needed to hear.
"Don't stop," Megamind moaned. Music Man obliged by pulling out almost all the way and thrusting back in with a bit of force. Megamind nearly sang with that, Music man grinned getting a slightly evil idea. He pulled almost all the way out again and thrust back in a little harder and faster, the moan Megamind let out was tortured as he pulled almost all the way out slowly. He thrust in harder this time forcing a moan of pleasure from Megamind. He kept it up until even he couldn't stand the slow torture to paradise. His movements were also becoming more jerky as he was losing his patience, he wanted to thrust in with abandon and bring them both to the brink.
He heard Megamind groan below him and he completely lost his self control. With a feral growl he began to increase the pace, slapping into that tight clinging ring. The delicious feeling of being swallowed brought him to the edge and before he could stop himself he came, releasing in that warm cavern and filling it. He sighed feeling Megamind clenching and releasing spasmodically. He hoped he had brought the other the satisfaction he obviously needed, he was about to ask when he noticed that Megamind had fallen asleep. Maybe it was good after all. He pulled out and rolled away from Megamind to recover a bit.
He groaned and rose from the comfy bed to clean up the mess as best he could, he then collapsed on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
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"Zip Zip!" He barely heard It and yet it was so loud as he started to come to. The little creature suddenly stopped yapping and seemed to be waiting for him. He reached over to find the bed empty and cold, he looked over to confirm that Megamind wasn't there. He yawned and rose, he expected to see Megamind out in the kitchen or on the sofa but alas the other male was no where to be found. He panicked a little until he looked at the television, where two constructs were battling it out. Music Man chuckled, that little kid did not give up easy, then again neither had Megamind when he was a super villain. "Zip."
"You hungry?" Music Man asked the little creature. "What do you even eat?" The creature hopped over into the kitchen then hopped back then hopped back into the kitchen until Music Man realized the little guy wanted him to follow. When Music Man got there the little critter scratched at the refrigerator. He opened it at looked down, the creature was staring at the drawer and then scratched at it. He opened it to find leafy greens like lettuce and spinach but he also saw carrots among other things all still packaged. He pulled out some spinach and even a carrot and offered them to the creature. It immediately started to eat the greens but completely avoided the carrot. "You like the green stuff huh?" he told it chuckling as he pulled out a variety of the green vegetables and making a small leafy bowl with some other greens in it just to see if it liked those too. He set the bowl down in front of the creature and watched it as it sniffed a bit before digging into the contents it even ate the cucumber slices he put in there. It seemed to really enjoy them and even rooted around in search of more. It made little cooing sounds too, once it had it's fill it walked away into the living room and curled up on the back of the couch. He smiled until he saw that Megamind's construct was no longer standing. He panicked a bit as he went to sit down watching intently as the toddler's construct was beating the ex-villains machine with pounding blows. It didn't look like it was taking much damage but it was odd to see. It was like the Construct had no power to stand but that couldn't be it right?
"As you can see bob that electric attack really did a number on Megamind's giant robot and it seems like he won't be getting up for a while," the newscaster that was live at the scene was roxxy's temporary replacement James, he wasn't very good at news casting as he was more a sportscaster. "OH!" he yelled as Megamind's robot took a swing at the kid's. "And he hits the kid with a devastating left hook! Will he be ok bob?"
"James talk to the audience not me," the camera man said sounding a little far away.
'Oh, oh right, um.." he paused as the young kid's robot went flying. "Oh and there he goes! He's outta there Bob!" Music Man wondered if Megamind and Roxxy's daughter was still sick. He really missed good news casting.
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*Intercept's* Hey guys sorry this took so long it's a lil on the short side but I hope you guys like it ugh I feel the quality is a lil lacking on this one and that poor lil critter still needs to see a vet poor thing. Hey at least we know what the little guy eats haha! Anyway I didn't even realize this chappie was already finished or I would have posted sooner jeesh good thing I got that PM hehe! Anyway I will try and get started on the next chappie and hopefully I can make it more interesting… Now I need to go have a conversation with my brain and maybe I can get some quality story out next chappie! Love you guys your support means the world to me !Hearts!