Disclaimer: I do not own Megamind or any of the movie's characters. And I do not make a profit from this Fanfiction, I just write it for fun!

A/N: hey guys sorry this is taking so long been so worried about making a plot that I couldn't see the sea for fish so I'm a work on that in the meantime let's just focus on good ol' storytelling shall we?

Note to random Guest: Hmm made some corrections here but still no message here either instead of massage. Hmm where was it?

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Megamind: The Secret Massage

Chapter Five:

To the Vet!

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He frowned briefly as he watched Megamind's robot getting beaten up pretty badly. He almost wanted to get out there and help but it was obvious the kid wasn't trying to really hurt Megamind. He half wondered if maybe the kid knew the importance of having a hero stop the super villain from succeeding. Megamind suddenly gave the other bot a wicked uppercut and sent the smaller bot flying. He had no idea how many times he had seen this play out on television but it never got old watching Megamind save the day. The kid was once again saved by his sidekick and mom being whisked away to who knows where. He frowned, surely the mother knew that her son should be put away for a long time but she was always there to get him out before he went to someplace like prison. Megamind was frowning when the camera panned over to him his outfit was dark-brown in places and it was apparent he had been injured in the fight. Things were starting to get serious between the two, as they clashed for dominance of the city.

"Oh boy bob is Megamind losing his edge?" The camera man asked.

"I told you to stop talking to me… My only job is to hold the camera," the man holding the camera replied sounding a bit far from the mic. "And my name isn't Bob..."

"Sure thing Bob, no problem," James replied. Music Man chuckled, was this news or comedy? He had no idea but they definitely needed to catch that criminal.

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"Mooooooom!" The tuckered two year old shouted. "Stawp wescuing me! I need to go to Pwison!"

"If you say so honey," She said as she walked about the house cleaning it as she spoke to her tiny little terror. "Oh my little son is awl grown up and tryin' to conquer the city!" The boy groused.

"Mooooom Awe you wistening to me?" He frowned at her.

"I sure am sweety," she replied humming to herself.

"WISTEN TO ME!" he shouted and began bawling so she would come over.

"Aw what's the matta wid you sweety?" she asked. He now had her full attention.

"You hafta stawp wescuing me!" he said tears in his eyes. "It's embawassing! And all da hewoes wiww wook wike fwawds. Den I won't have any hewoes to fight!"

"Aw sweety why didn't ya just say so?" she asked.

"I did but you dinna wisten to me," he replied crying again.

"Alright, I won't save ya next time sweety," she promised.

"Tank you," he replied his tears drying up as he turned away to head to bed. He couldn't be a super villain of any stature without going to think in the best place possible.. prison. He grinned thinking of all the evil schemes his idol Megamind had thought up in those very walls. One day he would be just as great maybe even greater! He couldn't wait til tomorrow!

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Megamind went back to his home with his wife, he knew she would get suspicious if he stayed out all night again. He couldn't have her finding out that he was secretly having relations with his previous arch-enemy. He sighed when did his life turn out like this? When did he start having feelings toward the other male? Roxanne ran her fingers down his back seductively, just the way he liked, his body reacted just as it always had to that light questing touch. He rolled over and snuggled against her grabbing her full bosom and grinding his growing erection against her. He couldn't help but think of him however and he grew even harder. He started to push into her warm wet folds and thrust deeply as she moaned. In his mind he could still feel the hard length of his ex-arch-enemy pushing into his depths and he moaned. He began to thrust faster causing sensual moans from his significant other and as he released he shouted a name he hadn't expected to shout.

"What?" Roxanne's voice broke through his glee and he felt a cold chill run the length of his body.

"Umm.. I… I forgot to help Met-Music Man with his new pet today," Megamind attempted to save. "I have to go back tomorrow and help him take it to the vet.. it has a broken wing."

"O-oh.. o-okay," Roxanne replied, slightly suspicious. "Just be sure to drive safe.. I guess." Megamind gave an inward sigh of relief as she seemed to accept his explanation. That was a close one, but what if he did it again during this intimate act? He had to be more careful or Roxanne would know. He rolled over and worried a bit, as he tried to sleep. It was difficult as he mostly dreamt of his arch-nemesis taking advantage of him as the world laughed at his inability to catch a two year old child. He was unable to figure out if he should be moaning lewdly or be embarrassed that so many people were around laughing at him.

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Megamind woke up the next day groggy and receiving sympathetic looks from his wife and Minion. He grumbled as he took a bagel and left the house without a word. He had to keep his promise form last night even if it was a fake one. He drove all the way out to the school house where his former enemy resided before dragging himself out and heading to the door. He was halfway there when he spotted Music Man who hurried over along with the little creature.

"Oh there you are," Megamind said. He wasn't nearly as perky as normal.

"Tiny super-villian trouble?" Music man asked sympathetically.

"Yeah, it's fine though, I'll get him next time as it were," Megamind replied. "Come on let's take that thing to the vet." Music Man nodded and picked up the little critter before heading back inside. Music Man was in and out in his disguise so fast Megamind had to blink to see that Music Man was truly ready to go.

"Well let's go," Music Man replied hopping in the car. Megamind nodded and hopped in the driver side before driving back into the city and to the Vet's office.

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Megamind signed in the little creature under his name before sitting down to wait with Music Man. He looked over at the other male before a loud crash on the Television caught his eye. "Again?" Megamind groused as he saw the tiny tyke at it again.

"Come and ge' me meganewd," The kid challenged. Meagamind was mad, the kid had the gall to call him a name? He stood up before turning to Music Man.

"Don't worry I can handle it here you go save the city," Music Man replied. Megamind nodded happily before using his wrist comm to contact home base.

"Minion, send the Megabot," Megamind said as he stepped outside.

"You got it, sir!" Minion's voice replied. The bot landed nearby and megamind raced to it. He hopped inside and sped off to the Kid's location. When he arrived the kid was doing the robot in his robot then shook his tush at Megamind before turning around as the other charged at him. He threw a few punches before getting into the swing of things again. He finally calmed down when he was able to beat the kids bot and stepped out toward it.

"Oh boy, you caughw me," the boy said. "Take me to jaiw." Megamind smiled.

"Oh, they will take you to jail, young villain," Megamind replied as the police came up and cuffed him. "And you will stay in jail.. a loong time, yes." The boy smiled.

"Oh no, how wiww I evew escape?" the boy asked with a fake menacing grin. Megamind smiled as he realized that the kid at least knew the rules. "I wiww get you for dis Megamind! If it's da wast ting I do!" The crowd cheered as the boy was taken away but the mother was no where to be seen. She had somehow escaped, again? What was she a ninja? Then again no one cared if minion had been caught either, that was how he had escaped so often. He smiled, maybe the mother and son wouldn't be such a bad team in the bad super-villain department. After all, he needed someone to make him look good. He couldn't help but smile as the people gathered around and cheered at his success. He raised his arms and thanked them all, he was glad he was still good enough to be the hero of the city.

Megamind returned to the vet to see Music Man missing. He asked the receptionist who pointed him down the hall and to the right. Megamind walked back to the vet's area to find Music Man and the vet who was caring for the little critter the other had found. He smiled and touched the taller male's shoulder for comfort. The vet asked them to wait outside while he set the wing of the creature. It was a longer wait than Music Man expected as the other began to fidget.

"Don't worry... they know what they're doing," Megamind said, a little uncertain himself.

"If you say so," Music Man replied. "The vet had no idea what kind of creature it was, he asked me but I don't know either." The vet came out and smiled.

"The wing is set and splint, you should be able to come back in a couple weeks to have the splint removed," The vet said. "The splint will help the wing heal until then. Oh I did take a few blood samples to try and identify the species but other than that you are all free to go."

"Thank you doctor," Music Man said shaking the vets hand before accepting the crate from the doctor with the sleeping creature inside.

"Oh and if the little guy looks like he is in pain feed him one of the pills in the this bottle," the vet said handing the bottle over. "With his food of course." Music Man nodded as he accepted the bottle and followed Megamind out to the car.

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*intercept's* Hey guys I know this took a very long time to finish as I was just trying to guide the story well no MORE! I will just let this story build itself from no on cause this is ridiculous trying to come up with a plot for this when I have barely developed it at all. So I guess maybe you guys can enjoy the story for what it rather than me trying to see the range for the peaks. Teehee bit of Breath of the wild humor there sorry guys. Speaking of which I will be working on that more as well. Thank you guys for being so patient I hope you enjoy this chappie. He FINALLY caught the Villain.