In all honesty I feel really bad. I soo very sorry of the amount of time it has taken me to update. I just couldn't write something I like, and if I, the writer didn't like it, then how were readers supposed to even actually read it? Anyway I really hope you guys like this one.

As the smoke began to clear I saw three figures standing between the source of the explosion, and Thaila and I. The area around them looked burned and charred. Small sparks still crinkled around. Once the smoke completely clears I realize that the figures are my mothers. They were a lot taller then they normally were? Oh my mythological gods my MOMS are giants.

"You thought you could harm OUR son Zues? Cause these actions of yours make me think you want punishmen," mom said. Mum carried on, "And when we say say punishment we promise nothing but pain."

All of the gods in the large chairs looked confused. The god in the chair with a fishing rod stand, "Umm, sorry, but who are you people?" My moms only smile. Then they rapidly age. This is officially the second weirdest thing I've seen right after the whole Thaila thing. Suddenly my moms are over a hundred years old and are holding some yarn and scissors. As the gods saw this several of them got quite scared, and others only smiled. The only who through the 'thing' at me, Zues I think, got really scared. Now, as the talked, all three talked as one, and sounded like they were three hundred instead of three.

"Now do you see the vastness of the pain you will endure if you dare harm our son again? We will unleash the full force of our wrath. You will feel pain LIKE NO OTHER HAS BEFORE. You have been warned gods. DO NOT harm our son," my mother threatened. If I'm being completely honest, I thought my moms were both teriffied. The look on the gods' faces gave the opposite effect of my mothers. I laughed until I felt like death because of it. After I had gained my breath, my mothers grabbed me and Thaila.

In a flash of light we are suddenly in my child hood home. I hadn't seen it since going to that boarding school. I was instantly so happy just being back on the place that I forgot about the others that were with me.

Then Thaila cleared her throat, and dragged my mind from the clutches of nostalgia back to the realms of reality. I turned the shade of an apple.

"He he...sorry about that kinda spaced there. So mom, mother, mi madre, that was some nice scarin you did there. The faces on those god, man I almost died of laughter," I said, barely containing my laughter. If I started now then I doubt I could stop myself. My mom was smiling widely, mother was the same as me, desperately containing laughter, mi madre failed, and was laughing on the ground.

"Can someone PLEASE tell me what's going on," Thaila begged. Although she was smiling.

"Well, my friend, welcome to my home," I declared smiling. I continued spinningwith my arms out streched, "This is where I grew up. I did everything from my birth to when I was put into that boarding school you found me at."

Thaila looked like she was gonna ask a question when suddenly the room was filled with light.

Bahahaha another, similar cliffhanger. But goods and gaffs aside what inspires you guys, as I need help with that, and I'm just curious?