Chapter 3: The Letters From No One Charlie read out after glaring at his still smirking older brother.
"Does that mean your Hogwarts letter?" Draco asked Harry.
"Now-Now Blondie that would be telling and besides that you interrupted poor Charlie before he even had a chance to read more than the title," Harry laughingly told him.
The escape of…. holidays had started.
"Just how long before summer holidays is your cousin's birthday?" Narcissa asked with a deadly smile.
"UH oh mum is really pissed if she is smiling like that," Draco said quietly.
"It was only about 2 months," Harry told her.
"TWO MONTHS did they at least feed you?" demanded Andromeda.
"Only what was necessary for me to survive it would not do for their image if I died," Harry said.
"How much did they feed you?" Sirius asked.
"Just bread and water about once a day," Harry answered.
And Dudley had…. on her crutches.
"What a brat he seriously needs some discipline before he becomes a delinquent," Tonks snarled.
"Maybe when you bring my Aunt and Uncle up on charges you can suggest that he go to Saint Brutus' Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys," Harry suggested while sharing a wicked grin with the twins and Percy.
"Where ever did you hear about such an awful sounding place?" Charlie asked.
"It's where they tell people I go to school," Harry answered.
"Well then won't it be poetic justice if we did send the little brat there," Bill said with a mischievous grin.
Harry was glad…. sport: Harry Hunting.
"I'll show them a sport one where I bring a werewolf who has claimed Harry as his cub to meet and chase him around on the full moon maybe I will even let the wolf bit him," Sirius snarled.
"Now Sirius that would be too easy to trace back to you how about instead we turn some gnomes lose in their yard and make sure they know to chase Dudley and bit his heels," Regulus said with a vicious smile.
This was why…. what he'd said.
"My question is why did you run he will never figure out what you said he is to stupid," Bill said as everyone finished laughing.
"Because I knew if he told my aunt or uncle they would smack me for saying something so mean to their poor Duddykins," Harry said with a sneer.
"Those bastards better keep their hands to themselves or they won't make it court I will kill them," Sirius growled.
One day in…. hats called boaters.
"That sounds absolutely hideous," Bill said.
"Oh, it is," Harry chuckled.
They also carried…. later in life.
"Good training to be delinquents maybe," Narcissa snarled.
"I couldn't agree more, dear sister," Andromeda said.
As he looked…. not to laugh.
"It was so hard not to laugh," Harry said laughingly.
There was a…. uniform she said.
"Of course, they don't care enough to get you new clothes to make the transition easier on you," sneered Regulus.
Harry looked in…. be so wet.
"I don't think sarcasm works on her, Pup, at least not from the way you mum talked," Sirius chuckled.
"Oh, it doesn't," Harry agreed.
Don't be stupid…. when I've finished.
"I doubt that. It will probably make it very hard for you to fit in," Tonks said.
"It's not like they care about that is it," Draco said.
Harry seriously doubted…. elephant skin, probably.
"Now that's a picture," Fred laughed.
"Yea how about you model it for us Harrikins," George chuckled.
Dudley and Uncle…. behind his paper.
"You mean he is going to make the fat git do something," Percy said surprised.
"Next line Perce," Harry replied.
Make Harry…. mail Harry.
"I stand corrected," Percy said with a snarl.
"Really Percy did you think they were going to make the fat git get off his fat arse," Charlie asked.
"I can always hope," Percy said.
Make Dudley…. Smelting stick, Dudley.
"Just try it Dudley and you will meet the business end of my wand," snarled Fred.
Harry dodged the…. Under the Stairs.
"It was addressed with the cupboard under the stairs and still nobody questioned their treatment of you," thundered Sirius.
"It just proves what we suspected of Madam Pomfrey she is in old crooked nose's pocket and is willfully ignoring signs of abuse," Narcissa snarled.
"Yes, it does but getting upset right now when we can't do anything is not going to help," Andromeda said.
4 Privet Drive…. his own joke.
"Which part of that was supposed to be funny?" wondered Fred.
"I don't know Gred, maybe the part where wasn't talking because we already know the man has no sense of humor," answered George.
"To true dear Feorge," laughed Harry.
Harry went back….by Uncle Vernon.
"Oi you, nasty whale, give that back to Harry it's not yours to take," sneered Percy.
That's mine said….my goodness—Vernon!
"She always was a drama queen at least that's how Lils described her," said Sirius.
"What I don't get is why they are so surprised I mean they had to know it was coming as Harry did accidental magic growing up," said Bill.
"I don't know but you are right they should have expected it," said Regulus.
They stared at…. into the hall.
"Keep your hands off my godson you bastard," thundered Sirius.
Slamming the kitchen…. that dangerous nonsense?
"Stamp out do they realize how dangerous that could have been," snarled Andromeda.
"What do you mean mum?" Tonks asked her mother.
"To stamp out or suppress one's magic can lead to the person-which is usually a child-losing control of their magic and causing dangerous out lashes of said magic," Andromeda said.
"It can also lead to the persons death or their magic could become so out of control they could accidentally kill someone," Regulus added.
"Which is when that happens to the child they usually go to a long term special care ward at Saint Mango's so they don't hurt their families," said Sirius.
That evening when…. Harry in his cupboard.
"How did he fit?" Draco asked.
"It was just his head," Harry laughed.
Where's my letter…. Dudley's second bedroom.
"SECOND BEDROOM? Those bastards will pay for this," snarled Sirius.
"Yes, they will Siri because Narcissa and I will drag them before the Wizengamot," Regulus assured him.
Why? said Harry…. him get out.
"No, you don't need it, you spoiled pig," snarled Percy.
Next morning at breakfast…. have his room.
"That brat needs some discipline and to learn the world doesn't revolve around him," snarled Charlie.
"If my child tried any of that they would be sitting down very comfortably," said Andromeda.
Harry was thinking…. 4 Privet Drive-.
"If he wanted to read it why did he shout about it?" asked Tonks.
"Well they did say he was stupid," Charlie answered.
With a strangled cry…. had a plan.
"Uh oh, Harry is getting one of his dangerous ideas," Fred jokingly mocked Harry.
"Everyone better take cover this could get a little messy," George laughingly went along with his twins teasing.
"Oh, be quiet you two I have good plans," Harry grumbled.
The repaired alarm…. doormat—something alive!
"Please be the uncle, please be the uncle," chanted Fred.
Lights clicked on…. his uncle's face.
"Yes," crowed the Weasleys and Draco.
"While I'm all for the walrus getting what he deserves I don't think this is going to end well for Harry," Regulus said.
Uncle Vernon had…. before his eyes.
"Bastard," snarled Sirius.
Uncle Vernon didn't….at small noises.
"Going around the bend is he," laughed Tonks.
"What I want to know is why McGonagall hasn't come to see why Harry hasn't responded yet," Narcissa said.
On Saturday things…. two dozen eggs.
"That's a creative way to do things but why is no one coming to see why you haven't responded," Andromeda said.
That their very…. ill but happy.
"I don't want to know what makes that man happy because chances are it's nothing good for Harry," Percy said.
No post on…. into the hall.
"Were you ok dear you didn't hit your head or anything did you?" Andromeda asked with a concerned look at Harry.
"No Aunt Andy I didn't hit my head but I did have a bruise where he grabbed me," Harry answered.
When Aunt Petunia…. his sports bag.
"While the child needs discipline he should not have hit him on the head that can lead to a concussion," Bill said.
They drove. And…. He was hungry.
"Welcome to Harry's life you little beast," snarled Charlie.
He'd missed five…. on his computer.
"Oh, you, poor baby how will you ever survive," Percy sneered sarcastically.
Uncle Vernon stopped…. cars and wondering.
"Wondering what?" George asked.
"I think I was wondering what the letters were about and who was sending them," Harry replied.
They ate stale…. The women stared.
"Oh yes just stand there and watch the obvious abuse taking place," snarled Sirius.
I'll take them…. mad, hasn't he.
"Sorry to tell you Diddykins Daddy went mad a long time ago," Fred snarked.
Dudley asked Aunt…. Vernon's old socks.
"Don't you worry Pup I will be spoiling you rotten for your next birthday," Sirius said.
"No, I will be the spoiling him and earning the title of favorite uncle," Regulus told him with a smirk.
Still, you weren't…. he was smiling.
"That can't mean anything good," Narcissa fretted.
He was also…. you could imagine.
"That doesn't sound safe at all," Tonks said.
One thing was….and four bananas.
"That is not rations," snarled Andromeda.
He tried to…. most ragged blanket.
"Oh, sure make the fat pig a bed and leave your nephew to catch his death by cold," snarled Draco.
The storm raged…. warmer if it did.
"You might be warmer but you would also be dead," Sirius said faintly.
"I'm okay and I'm right here Siri," Harry said as he got up and went to hug Sirius.
Four minutes to go…. crumbling into the sea?
"Please be anything but that," Sirius said desperately as he pulled Harry tighter against himself.
One minute to go…. wake Dudley up.
"Do it, do it," chanted the twins and Draco.
Just to annoy…. BOOM.
"Gee Charlie can you shout any louder I think I might still have hearing in my other ear," snarked Bill.
"It was in all caps so I had to shout it," Charlie laughingly replied.
The whole shack…. knocking to come in.
"Well who is it?" Tonks demanded.
"You will have to read the next chapter to find out as that is where mine ended," Charlie told her.
"That will have to wait until after lunch though," Narcissa said before Tonks could take the book from him and start reading.