It was an entirely common occurrence to find Klaus, Kol, and even Rebekah drunk at least once a month, but she hadn't realized how drunk Elijah actually was until Damon started his usual flirtation.
"This is my girlfriend, darling," he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and slurred at the younger vampire. "I'll thank you not to flirt with her."
She tried desperately not to giggle and vowed to never let the possessive Original forget his level of intoxication.
She lost it though when Kol chimed in.
"She's your wife, mate."
"My wife," he grinned boyishly, Damon forgotten, "even better."
I saw a quote on tumblr for Bellarke, but I think the original was from Hotel Transylvania.I love this one.