The scene opens, but instead of the familiar, peaceful setting of inside a studio, the cameras broadcast Bowser's throne room, with Bowser sitting on this throne, Bowser Junior in his lap and five of the Koopalings sitting in miniature thrones.

A piano stands by Bowser's throne, the keys facing away from the camera. Ludwig sits on a piano bench, playing an introductory scene to the show. He continues until Bowser waves him to stop.

"Quit the music," the king demanded, "Anyway, welcome all my victims- I mean viewers! Hahahahahaha. Anyway, I'm sorry to say that Mario and Luigi aren't available to host this episode."

The television screen shows a five second picture of Mario and Luigi in a custodian closet, gagged and tied in ropes.

"So yeah... Rough night for them," Bowser commented, "Oh yeah, and Peach also isn't available."

The camera cuts to a scene of Peach, occurring just outside of her castle.

Peach rushes away from Peach's Castle, except this is not her regular castle seen in Super Mario 64, but one on a strange, isolated isle. Noticing she's forgetting something, she rushes back, eventually coming out with an umbrella.

"So yeah, none of the three are available, so… They asked me to host this episode," Bowser shrugged.

Roy groans, "Did you NOT see dat King Dad? She's freakin' COMING AFTER US!"

"I have no idea what you're talking about, son," Bowser cut off.

Iggy suddenly rushes into the room, looking disappointed.

"DAD! I found no tapes!" Iggy cried.

"Grat!" Bowser groaned.

Bowser rubs his chin like he always does when he thinks hard.

"Here, I'll sing our new theme song while you think!" Wendy offered before she looks at Ludwig and nods. The eldest koopaling then plays a series of notes on the piano before Wendy starts singing.

Dalalala Dalalala Dalalala DalalaLA

Wendy: Oh the Mario games are amazing!

But some of the cut clips are crazy!

Who would have thought

Those clips we forgot

Will someday come to useeeeeeee!

OH YEAH!

All: MARIO SCENES GONE WRONG!

Wendy: The show that shows bloopers, cuts and many flops!

All: OH, MARIO SCENES GONE WRONG!

Ludwig: Mario Scenes Gone Vrong!

All: NO! IT'S 'WRONG,' LUDWIG!

Ludwig: Geez, my accent's nothing big!

Dalalala Dalalala Dalalala DalalaLA

Wendy: YEAH!

All: YEAH!

Wendy: Alright yall!

All: Alright!

Wendy: Let's do a roll call!

Bowser! (The King is here!)

Ludwig! (I'm at ze piano!)

Lemmy! (Weehee! I'm here!)

Roy! (Yeah yeah.)

Iggy! (Present!)

Larry! (Hang on! Watering my plants!)

Morton: Hey! Where's my name-

Wendy: And I'm Wendy, your homegirl, singing this song!

All but Morton: YEAH! OH! THIS IS MARIO SCENES GONEE WRONGGG! GONE WRONG!

"Guys! I'm here!" Morton moaned.

"Any plans yet, Daddy?" Wendy questioned, apparently ignoring her younger brother.

Bowser continues rubbing his chin before smirking, "I got it! LAKITUS! Take the TV cameras to Vibe Island and follow Peach!"

Super Princess Peach

Peach rushes across the area around Peach's castle, eventually reaching some plains. She sings as she walks, enjoying the outdoors. This is when her umbrella decides to act weird.

"La de da da la-"

"You are correct!" the umbrella declared, "This area is the Ladida Plains!"

"What the?" Peach gasped, "You talk!"

"No, some random words are heard, far out in the distance…"

"But you don't have a mouth!" Peach rejected.

The umbrella suddenly sprouts a mouth.

"Wanna say that again? If you do, you'll go inside my FACE CAVE."

"Okay, geez, sorry, umbrella."

"Please call you Perry," the umbrella requested, "I'll help you out in your journey by eating stuff on the way."

"Umm, Perry, how does that benefeit me?"

"You'll see, woman. Walk faster, I'm getting sweaty!" Perry commanded.

Peach sighs, "Grrrreat, strange umbrella."

Peach keeps walking, meeting a field of flowers as an unknown Lakitu secretly stalks her with a camera.

"Isn't it wrong to stalk people, King Dad?" Larry asked, "Cus you say that to me all the time!"

"It's not stalking. It's 'Intensive Research done on a person.'" Bowser declared.

"And vhy are you conducting such research on ze Princess? She is not ze next scientific wonder!" Ludwig questioned.

"Not everything in the world needs science as its explanation," Bowser rebutted, "Sit and be quiet at your piano, hairball."

Ludwig grumbles, but doesn't say anything.

Bowser grins, "Plus, she'll be your next step-mother!"

The Koopalings instantly laugh, not believing that for even a second.

Clawdia suddenly walks into the throne room.

"I HEARD THAT, BOWSY!" Clawdia screeched.

"Oh my gosh, Clawdia, get out! We're on live television! LEAVE WOMAN."

"You been hiding me for too long. Just for that, the world can get THIS!"

Clawdia models in front of the cameras, taking little steps in her red high heels, matching her now-dyed rainbow-pink hair. She gives one of the cameras, which gives the side views of the group, a kiss on the lens, and begins to hug it. The camera breaks in her arms, and glass shards entered her scales everywhere in her arms and chest. Clawdia runs out the room, screaming and crying for Kamek.

Bowser groaned, "Idiot. Anyway, where were we before that event?"

Peach is in a frigid place. This must be Gleam Glacier, world 6. She suddenly begins slipping and sliding everywhere. At one point she even almost did the splitz!

"Now, Princess, be confident! Use the ice to your advantage! You can go so much faster!" Perry stated.

"Well... Okay..."

Peach slides on the ice again, this time being confident.

"EEEEEK! THIS IS FUN!"

Peach eventually encounters an enemy. Losing control, she bumps into it.

"OUCH!" Peach shrieked.

"Peach, throw me at the enemy!" Perry suggested.

Peach, unknowing what he means, throws her umbrella accomplice at the enemy. Perry immediately eats them.

"Where do the enemies go after you eat them?" Peach questioned.

"IT'S A VIDEO GAME! QUIT WORRYING!"

"But-" Peach objected as a meteor crashes to the ground in the background.

"YOU HUMANS!" Perry screamed, "YOU ALWAYS QUESTION THE IMPOSSIBLE! Enjoy yourself for once and QUIT THINKING REALISTICALLY 24/7!"

Peach, shocked by the answer, keeps sliding until she reaches the ice boss. Peach looks at the boss and immediately laughs.

"A TINY FLYING THING AS A BOSS? HAHAHAHA!" Peach laughed.

Suddenly, the 'tiny flying thing' turns into A HUGE DRAGON!

"Call me Blizzaurus! You will get your butt kicked woman!" the dragon said.

"Pfft, whatever, giant thing. Get out of my way or my umbrella will eat you!"

"Pfft, that thing with a tiny mouth? My mouth is bigger!" Blizzaurus smirked.

"Because you can never SHUT UP!" Peach yelled.

Blizzaurus roars at Peach, "Excuse me, little pink damsel? Want to take that back or do you want to experience my FACE CAVE?"

"Too late; that description has already been used," Peach informed, "Maybe you can be a hipster if you're not the WORLD 6 BOSS."

"Really? WELL, I START FADS HERE!"

"Pfft, whatever, drama queen. Get out of my way."

"You're such a weak $&&%$#!"

Peach, hearing those words, suddenly grew angry, fire engulfing her everywhere. The ice boss immediately starts freaking out.

"Okay! Okay! Quit it! You're melting my beautiful complexity!" Blizzaurus cried.

"What beautiful complexity?"

"DO YOU WANT TO CONTINUE OR NOT? GET OUT!"

Peach, after calming down, runs away, continuing her trip to the castle.

"Oh my gosh, dad! She's coming for us!" Morton stated.

"Huh. Wonder where she's going," Bowser shrugged.

"I TOLD YOU!" Morton screeched, "SHE'S COMING FOR US!"

"I'm not sure, Dad," Iggy admitted.

"GUYS! LISTEN TO ME!" Morton shouted, causing each of the remaining koopas to perk up.

"Did you guys hear something?" Bowser questioned.

"Yup. Sounds like something I wanna punch," Roy growled.

"Sounds like the torture chamber," Larry shivered, "But let's keep watching Peach."

"SHE'S COMING FOR US!" Morton repeated, "STOP IGNORING ME! I READ IT IN THE SCRIPT! AND ROY! LARRY! I HEARD THAT!"

"Guys... Something's telling me that Peach is coming to us," Wendy admitted.

"ABOUT TIME!" Morton yelled.

"Don't worry, Wendy. She will go nowhere close to us," Bowser comforted.

"Dad, she's in world six…" Wendy groaned.

"So? I bet she can't continue onto world seven, or my world, because she can hardly defend herself," Bowser rebutted.

"I trust my dear sister's intuition, Fazzer," Ludwig admitted.

Ludwig plays music after his sentence.

"Follow your heart! Your intuition! It vill lead you, in ze right direction!" Ludwig sang.

Bowser immediately tells Ludwig to shut up.

"Anyway, back to doing 'Intensive Research' on Peach," Bowser redirected.

"You mean stal-" Lemmy corrected.

"SHUT IT!"

Peach is now seen in world 8-

The Koopalings immediately got up and started screaming.

"DADDY! I DON'T WANNA DIE! HELP ME!" Junior cried.

"EVERYONE! CALM DOWN AND SIT DOWN! You're all taking this too dramatically!"

"Not our faults our lives actually mean something to us, Daddy!" Wendy stated.

"So true!" Larry shook his head.

"SEE? I TOLD YOU IDIOTS!" Morton shouted before lowering his voice, "What's the use of trying? This hate-filled author prevents me from speaking."

Bowser sighs, "Whatever, let's finish that clip."

Peach is now seen in world 8, with her carrying Perry over her shoulder.

"Oww, your shoulder's digging into my nose," Perry groaned.

"Since when did you have a nose?"

"SHH!" Perry commanded.

"Or what? I can throw you in a fire," Peach challenged.

Perry immediately begins to get mad, and opens his mouth up WIDE. He tries to swallow Peach whole! Luckily, Peach holds out her arm far away, preventing Perry from eating her.

The Lakitu filming her laughed hard, immediately covering his mouth.

But too late; Peach saw him. She throws Perry at the filming Lakitu, with Perry swallowing him whole.

"Someone is filming us!" Peach declared, "And I think I know who!"

"RATS! She found us!" Bowser said, startled.

The Koopalings, except for Morton, immediately started running everywhere, with Ludwig banging on the piano keyboard and playing creepy music. This hectic activity continues for half a minute. Meanwhile, Morton rolls his eyes at their actions.

"And she'll be here anytime so-" Iggy stated.

"EVERYONE CALM DOWN: SHE'S NOT HERE YET-" Bowser shouted.

Alarms begin blaring everywhere, as an image of Peach is shown on the intruder screen.

Bowser stares wide-eyed at the alarms, "…Alright, guys, proceed!"

Everyone, including Bowser, begins running everywhere and screaming, while Ludwig continues sitting at the piano, banging his fists on the keyboard.

Peach hears a loud piano and several screams upstairs. With no guards seen in the castle, she rushes to that room and busts the door down.

"ALRIGHT! WHERE IS MARIO AND LUIGI?" Peach commanded.

"In that… Custodian closet! Let me get them!" Bowser stuttered.

Bowser rushes down the hallway. A few minutes later, he comes out with a tied-up Mario and Luigi.

"How dare you steal our show, Bowser!" Mario glared.

"Yeah! We're the hosts!" Luigi continued.

Bowser sighed, "And that is why I stole your show."

"Umm, what?" Mario, Luigi and Peach all questioned.

"Yes!" Bowser repeated, "I have the reputation here as being a feared and scary ruler! I wanted to change that by showing my more innocent side, and showing that people can indeed like me! I can be nice! Please, Mario, Luigi and Peach, can my children and I help you with your show? Please!

Mario, Luigi and Peach looked surprised, but Mario asked him a question.

"And why should we?"

"Because…"

Suddenly, the power goes out, and the cameras are immediately shut down.

===TRANSMISSION ENDED===

Meanwhile, Morton, who escaped the scuffle, is in Kamek's laboratory.

"Kamek!"

"Yes, Master Morton?" Kamek acknowledged.

"Yes! You can see and hear me?!" Morton gasped.

"You are cursed, Master Morton. Apparently, this author hates you. I noticed because you broke the fourth wall, yet nothing bad happened. That happens when an author curses you, because you won't be able to speak with others."

"Yeah, but how do I fix this?" Morton groaned, "This is so annoying."

"Apparently the author hates you because you're the one of the last 4 spirits she needs in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate," Kamek shrugged, "So... She probably thinks you don't exist?"

"Why doesn't she just use the Vault Shop?" Morton shrugged.

One of Kamek's laboratory walls breaks, and a blue-shelled female koopa walks in. A glare implanted on her blue face, she approaches Morton and puts her hands on her hips.

"Alex..." Morton groaned, "Stop abusing me in this story!"

"Morton Koopa Junior. You will give me your spirit. NOW," Alex commanded, "I had to deal with Ayumi Tachibana and her summonables earlier. Let's just say you do NOT want to suffer her fate, but since you're such a great Koopaling, I'm giving you a chance!"

"Nope, nay, no can do creepy, abusive author," Morton declined.

"Fine," Alex shrugged, "Stay cursed then!"

As Alex steps out of Kamek's laboratory, Morton sighs before calling out to her.

"Wait! Come back!" Morton shouted, "Let's make a deal..."

A/N: I really, REALLY hope Morton doesn't try to hunt me down, along with the others... I must hide now. But until next week, when we'll see if Morton becomes visible or not!