The power's still out all throughout the Mushroom Kingdom and Dark Land. Bowser, Mario, Luigi and Peach sit inside Bowser's castle, discussing Bowser's new offer for both him and the Koopalings to join in the cast for the show. After the state of shock due to the power going out, Bowser started up the conversation again.

"Remember that one time when I kidnapped Peach? We were thinking it was going to be a normal kidnapping episode, but boy were we wrong."

== FLASHBACK: Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars==

Bowser runs with Peach over his shoulder, and Mario chasing him. Bowser kicks his castle doors open, heading towards the Battle Room. As he runs across the long, open hallway connecting the two separate castle buildings together, a giant sword slams into the hallway, blocking the way. Bowser, Mario and Peach stop before the large weapon.

"Hahaha! I am EXOR! Fear me, mortals!" the sword spoke.

"You're a freaking sword that fell tip-down!" Bowser observed.

"No duh, captain obvious!" Exor replied, "Anyway! My master, Smithy, wants me to claim this castle as his property! Therefore, you all have five seconds to leave! Or else!"

They all just stood there, challenging Exor's demand.

Exor somehow shrugs, "Then take this!"

A sudden blast of wind blows all around, blowing away peach and Bowser from the scene, while Mario barely escapes.

"I hope Peach is still safe!" Mario hoped, "It is time for me to chase after this Smithy &*($) and defeat him!"

The characters are still in Bowser's castle, and still in the dark from the current blackout.

"Oh wow, yes!" Mario nodded, "And I also remember the first time Exor tried to fall on the bridge!"

== FLASHBACK ==

As Mario, Peach and Bowser cross the bridge, they see a huge, decorated sword falling from the sky.

Mario thought it was just an obstacle Bowser put to prevent him from getting to Peach, but even Bowser looked shocked at this giant gilded weapon.

Seeing a giant sword falling is weird enough, but something even weirder happened: It spoke! While it was in the air!

"*Falling from sky* I am the great and terrible Exor! Fear m-Ughh…"

Instead of landing into the stony material contained in the bridge, Exor's tip misses sticking into the ground, and instead falls straight onto the floor.

Mario, Peach and Bowser stared with confused looks at the fallen sword, then Bowser continues running off with Peach, jumping over the sword. Mario chases after Bowser again.

"CUT!"

"Oh man, that was great! That sword surely was not the sharpest when it came to stick-it landings." Bowser replied.

"Yeah. And remember Mallow?" Mario questioned.

"Mallow? That one dude who thought he was a frog?" Bowser suggested.

"Yeah, I don't know why he thought that…"

"Because a frog found him floating in a basket when he was a baby." Bowser answered Mario.

"Oh yeah! He was the one who had a rip-off story version of Moses!" the red plumber remembered.

"Who in the Ultimate Heifer's name is Moses?"

"Oh, he is this character from a historical and religious book some humans read, called the Bible. He had the same story as Mallow as a baby." Mario answered.

"Bible." repeated Bowser, "Never heard of that book before."

'Of course you haven't, Bowser,' Mario thought.

"Anyway, do you catch my drift, Mario? I helped out a ton, especially when we joined at Booster's tower."

Peach cried, "Oh my gosh! Booster's Tower! I remember that creep tried to force me into marrying him!"

== FLASHBACK ==

Peach is in a tower, depressed. All she remembers is falling from the sky, landing, and blacking out. Now she awakes in this weird place. Some weird, fat, ugly guy with some Viking-like horned helmet came up to her.

"I'm Booster!" the man declared.

Peach sighs, "Coolstorybro. I can't wait to go back to Mario!"

"Too bad! You are staying with me! And guess what?"

Peach sighs, "What?"

"You will marry me! HahahahhHSAFSIUHNSDVHJDBSA!" Booster laughed.

"Eeww! Gross!"

Booster starts marrying her on the spot. After a few minutes, he has Peach screaming out Mario's name.

"MARIO! MARIO! PLEASE SAVE ME!"

Just as Booster finished his vows, Mario crashed the wedding! Yes, that's a good thing this time!

"Leave Peach alone, &%$*&." Mario commanded.

Booster then starts crying, "…All I wanted is a wife!"

Mario and Peach leave as Booster continues crying and wailing about still being single.

"I wonder when my next bride will fall from the sky…" Booster sobbed.

Three snifits, who watched the scene the entire time, reply, "Never."

"That guy was nasty and desperate." Mario cringed.

Bowser laughs, "And marries girls that fall out of the sky."

"Shows that I am an angel! Hehe!" Peach giggled.

Mario nods, "No wonder why he wanted to marry you!"

"Hehe yeah! But no way! He's fat! And he has a lazy-eye!" Peach rejected.

Hearing the rejection, Lemmy cries out, "Hey! That offends me!"

"Shut up, Lemmy." Bowser commanded, "How did you get here anyway? You were in the throne room just a few minutes ago, with your siblings!"

"Plothole." Lemmy shrugged.

Bowser's six other children appear in the middle of the room with flashlights.

"Be right back, dad!" the seven stated.

The six Koopalings and Bowser Jr disappear and reappear two minutes later.

"We're back, Dad!"

"Dang plotholes! Hey, you, Alex! Quit putting plotholes into the story!"

"Do NOT say my name! I'm not here!" Alex commanded.

"Well quit putting plotholes in the story." Bowser growled.

"BOWSER KOOPA! QUIT BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! NOW!"

"Or what?!"

"Or you face the wrath that one of your kids are facing!"

"They're all right here, idiot!" Bowser rebutted.

"Really now?" Alex challenged, "Here, I'll show you."

Morton's walking outside in a public place, getting rid of his accumulated boredom. As he turns to walk down a less-busy road, he sees a robot there. He walks up to the robot, and the robot does a scan on him.

"Morton Koopa Junior. He's jealous of all his other siblings." The robot announced.

"What do they have that I need to be jealous about? I'm fine with who I am," Morton said, pretty annoyed.

"Really now? I see what you say about wanting to be like Ludwig!"

"Why would I wanna be him?!" Morton gagged, "Gross!"

"Morton Koopa Junior. He's the Empress of Narnia."

Morton now shakes his head in disgust, "I am NOT the empress of Narnia! Heck, I'm not the empress of anything! I'M NOT A GIRL!"

"Where's your lion, Empress?" the robot questioned.

"Shut up!"

"Morton Koopa Junior. He drinks alcohol."

"… Okay, now this is getting stupid. Why would I do that?! Alcohol's poisonous to koopas!"

"What was that? Twelve Happy Hour orders? Coming right up!" the robot stated.

"I DON'T DRINK!"

The robot continued, "Morton Koopa Junior. He gets tucked in bed every night by his sister Wendy."

"Dude, I don't support that stuff, sorry! I do NOT love my sister Wendy in that way!"

The robot then imitates a female voice, "Aww, is little Morty-poo sad? I'll read you a story!"

"I don't get read to!" Morton huffed, "Just shut up!"

"There you have it; Morton Koopa Junior is an alcoholic ruler of Narnia who's jealous of his siblings' independence!" The robot announces.

"NO! ALL OF THAT INFORMATION IS FALSE! FALSE, I TELL YOU! WHERE DID YOU GET ALL OF THAT INFORMATION YOU (%&^#^?! THE INTERNET LIES, NOTHING CAN BE TRUSTED ON THE INTERNET, THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF HOAXES YOU KNOW, LIKE-"

"Thank goodness, the camera turned off right in time," Alex sighed with relief, "Anyway, Bowser?"

"Sorry! Geez! Freaking old hag!" Bowser apologized half-heartedly.

Alex gives him a sassy smile, "Good, Bowsy. Stay good now!"

As Alex walks off scene, Mario continues, "Anyway, I remember when-"

Ludwig's piano then appears on the spot, with all nine thrones appearing after it. The piano then starts playing by itself.

"This writer needs to grow up," Bowser sighed.

Mario groaned, "ANYWAY. I remember when I had to go to Moleville."

== FLASHBACK ==

Mario cruises down a strange road. After ten minutes of walking down this road, he comes across a decent-sized village. He sees several moles crying, and Mario decides to try to save the day by asking one of them why they all are crying.

"Mite Mole and Dyna Mole are gone! What will we do?!" a mole cried.

"Look for them, duh!" Mario suggested.

The mole starts to cry even harder and louder.

"Quit your crying! And okay, I will help you!" Mario offered.

After the mole thanked Mario for volunteering, the plumber ventures down into an old mine.

"What a unique name! "The Moleville Mines." Absolutely creative!" Mario stated sarcastically.

Mario goes down into the mine and explores the place. This mine was used to mine various valuables, such as diamonds, rubies, and even a part dedicated to everyday materials like iron, salt and coal.

"Was" is the keyword. Everything since has been exhausted. Instead, the mine turned more into a crooks' hideout throughout the years. The Moleville government did not bother closing it down formally.

As Mario keeps exploring his surroundings, seeing if he can find the two lost moles, he suddenly ran into some weird, mutant reptile.

"Hahaha! I am Croco!" the reptile declared.

The reptile, who revealed himself to be Croco, steals Mario's coins. Steaming mad, Mario chases Croco down the once-rich mines.

"Give those back you dumb alligator!"

"I'm a crocodile, ^&%$, not an alligator!" Croco refuted.

Mario caught up to Croco, beat the living heck out of him, and continued down the mine path. Mario then noticed the rocky walls are now blood-red.

"Still some iron-rich rocks. Maybe I am getting closer to finding them!"

Right as he said that, a weird thing pointed at Mario.

"I am Punchinello, and I will defeat you!" the thing said.

Punchinello tries to headbutt Mario, but he passed out right as he strikes, dropping a giant bob-omb.

"Okay… Weird- OH MY GOSH! That's a bob-omb!"

No duh, Sherlock. Anyway, the bomb exploded, revealing Dyna and Mite.

"We are saved!" the moles cried.

Without thanking Mario or even considering him, the two moles run out and went back to their villages.

"Unthankful ^%$&&*s!"

Peach nods, "Good memories."

"Yes, so what is your choice, Mario? We had a good past at one point. So, can I be on the show with my kids?"

Mario sighs, "…Okay, Bowser."

"Yes! Thank you!"

Bowser and the Koopalings start partying. Mario, Luigi and Peach then join in.

Suddenly, the lights turn back on.

"Yay! The lights turned back on!" Mario cheered.

I just stated that!

Peach ignores me before adding, "Let's do our next episode then: Super Mario Bros. 2!"

"Yeah!" Bowser fist-pumped.

Clawdia appears out of nowhere.

"BOWSER! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU, MISTER!"

Peach giggles, "Bowser has a wife?! Explains the kids I guess!"

Peach, Luigi and Mario begin laughing as the scene comes to a close.

"OH MY GOSH! SHUT UP!" Bowser commanded, "I HATE YOU AND YOUR PLOTHOLES, ALEX!"

A/N: I really feel as if Bowser and the Koopas want to find me and leave me to die in some random alley. *Shudder*