A Pimp Named Deku

Sorry I'm putting Symbol of Fear on hold for a little bit, I've decided to go back and forth between this and that. But my last two classes got cancelled for the day and I'm fucking happy as hell right now. Now let's see how everybody reacts about our cinnamon roll being a pimp daddy.

Everyone looks at Sleepy in absolute confusion and some in rage, Bakugo stood up and said, "WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU BASTARD!"

Sleepy looked at them and said, "Y'all heard me, in this world he is a pimp. But not just any pimp, his name is A Pimp Name Deku."

The women were just thinking there is not way Izuku could be a horrible person, like a pimp, and the men were thinking 'What is this guy thinking?!'

Sleepy then said, "Okay, let's sit down and watch this world."

The room got dark and the screen turned on to reveal this new world.

The scene showed the UA dorms on a sunny day, then inside the dorms show Bakugo, Kirishima, and Kaminari were talking and having fun. Then a tired and mopey Todoroki starts to come into get a drink of water and gets some food.

Momo in concerned asked, "May I ask what's wrong with Todoroki, he looks sad?"

Sleepy said, "The world is about to tell us."

Momo looked back at the screen.

Todoroki has had a fight with Momo two days ago, and they haven't been talking to each other since then. Kirishima looked at his friend and said, "Dude, it's been two days man. Are you sure you are alright?"

Todoroki looked and said, "Yeah, I'm fine, I just need some time."

Everyone, except Momo and Todoroki, felt bad for Momo and Todoroki's relationship in this world. But Momo and Todoroki were covering their faces in embarrassment, then Eraserhead said, "Don't worry things like that can be overcome."

Kirishima then said, "I wish we can help him, but how?"

Then Kaminari had an idea.

Everyone looked concerned on what the boy was thinking about to 'help' his classmate in this situation.

Kaminari said, "I have an idea, Bakugo you know that one guy you really hate and don't want to talk to."

Bakugo asked, "Deku, why?"

Kaminari said, "Can you bring him here, I think he can help us in this situation."

Everyone looked at Kaminari, the teen said, "What?"

Bakugo then called up his old childhood friend and asked him to come on over. After an hour Bakugo yelled, "Hey Icy-Hot, get your ass down here."

Everyone looked at Bakugo thinking, 'That's just mean.'

Todoroki came down and asked, "What do you need?"

Then a teen their age caught his eye, he wore gold colored shoes, with a green hat with a gold feather on it, green suit with a black dress shirt, green dress pants, and a gold fur coat. The teen walked up to him with his golden cane with a 20-carat diamond at the handle (if this isn't pimp, I don't know what is). The teen said, "Hello Mr. Todoroki, My name is A Pimp Named Deku."

Everyone looked at this version of Izuku and thought 'Jesus Christ' because this is version is indeed dressed as a pimp. All Might split out some blood at the sight, Miss Midoriya passed out, the guys were thinking he was just showing off.

Todoroki asked, "A PIMP?!"

Deku then said, "Named Deku. Yes, you have to say the whole thing and yes, you have to say it everytime."

Todoroki looked at his classmates and asked, "What the hell kind of joke is this?"

Deku said, "This here is an intervention, Mr. Todoroki. You have a severe case of bitch dependence and can I call you Shoto?"

Everyone was wide eyed when Izuku cursed, they never seen him curse in their life which made it weirder.

Deku continued, "Shoto bitch dependence is not laughing matter. An addiction to bitch can ruin your friends, your health, and scary enough your money. It's a disease Shoto."

Shoto said, "Look Mr. A Pimp Named Deku…"

Deku cut him off and said, "No need for mister."

Shoto continued, "I don't think I help from someone like you."

The teachers and most of Shoto's classmates were thinking 'Yes Shoto, tell him you don't need him' while the league and the other students though 'Come on I want to see what happens.'

Deku then said, "Someone like me, you mean a pimp, a bad guy."

Shoto said, "No offense but I don't like the way you guys treat women."

Everyone was secretly cheering for Shoto for doing the right thing. But some of them still want them to see what Izuku was going to do to help his classmate.

Deku said, "Ohh, so I'm wrong, tell me Shoto which one of us is missing a bitch. You don't see me running around looking for a bitch, because I know where all my bitches are at, here."

Deku pulled out his phone and called one of his bitches. Deku was on the phone and said, "Bitch where you at?"

He then showed the phone to Shoto and a voice said, "I'm out here getting your money."

Deku pulled his phone to his ear and said, "That's what the hell I thought, thank you grandma."

Bakugo started laughing him ass off and Sleepy chuckled a little bit, everyone else was thinking 'Why the hell do they think this is funny?'

Deku put the phone away and said, "Now look at you bitchless."

Shoto then said, "I had enough I'm going back to my room."

Kirishima then said, "Hold on Todoroki, when you started hiding yourself in your room, we thought it was going to be temporary, but now you have a problem. We wouldn't leave you alone until you get help."

Shoto then said, "Alright fine, I'll go make an appointment with a therapist."

Everyone was thinking he was doing the right thing but then Sleepy said, "Wait here it comes."

Kaminari said, "Wait, we paid this guy 50,000 yen to help you out."

Shoto looked at them and said, "Wow, thanks guys."

Then Bakugo said, "With your credit card Shoto."

Shoto went from glad his friends cared to 'you motherfuckers' disappointment.

Kaminari, Bakugo, and Sleepy started laughing hard, Mina then said, "That was mean guys."

Bakugo then said, "But it was worth it."

Kaminari said, "At least give the man a chance."

Shoto then said, "It better be worth my money."

Shoto, A Pimp Named Deku, Kaminari, Bakugo, and Kirishima got in Deku's limo car and they headed to Deku's place. The scene changes to a giant mansion with a 10-foot wall surrounding it and they went throught the gate.

Everyone was thinking how rich this Deku must be to afford all of this and why their four students were going to a pimp to solve their problem.

The scene changes to inside the house it had multiple pictures of Izuku on thrones, Izuku holding fancy cups, and colorful designs of the house. Deku then said, "Did you know that 75% of bitch suffer from some sort of hearing lost. This alarming statistic is saying that talking isn't the most effective way to communicate to a bitch."

Everyone was thinking 'Then what is your solution to this problem, hmm."

Deku then continued, "And that when you have to hit the bitch."

Shoto wide eyed asked, "What?"

Deku said, "If ask what you want and if she refuses, you hit the bitch."

Shoto said, "No way, I can't hit a Momo."

All the women were thinking 'How can you think that is the solution!'

Then all the men said, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Sleepy said, "This is a different universe which means a different Izuku."

Deku then said, "Shoto, Shoto, look everyone has fears. Some people are afraid to cross bridges and some people are afraid to smack a bitch, but like all fears people can overcome them."

Everyone yelled, "HE ISN'T AFRAID OF HITTING A WOMAN. HE KNOWS IT'S WRONG!"

The scene change to a gym were the guys were and a blonde hair and golden eyed girl stood across from Shoto. Deku said, "Shoto meet my bottom bitch Sweetest Taboo."

The league looked at Toga and said, "That's you, Toga."

Toga looked at herself and saw how in good shape she was and though 'What kind of insurance does he give, and I must be in a relationship with Izuku.'

Deku continued, "We are going to practice, Sweetest Taboo is going to help you reestablish dominance at home. She is going to play as your wife and you are going to take her with you, now go."

Bakugo and Kaminari got their phones out to start recording that whole thing.

Everyone looked at them in shame for bring Shoto in this situation. All Might said, "I hope he doesn't do what he said."

Shoto then said, "Momo get your…"

Deku cut him off and said, "Say bitch."

Shoto asked, "Do I really have to say bitch?"

Deku said, "Yes Shoto, you have to call her a bitch. Trust me I have done the research, now start again."

Everyone was thinking, 'YOUR RESEARCH IS BULLSHIT!'

Shoto then approached Sweetest Taboo and grabbed her by the arm and said, "Bitch get your behind…"

Deku then said, "Ass"

Shoto then restarted and said, "Bitch get your ass in the car right now!"

Sweetest Taboo yelled, "KISS MY ASS, YOU LITTLE DICK FAGGIT MOTHERFUCKER. IF YOUR ANY KIND OF REAL MAN, I WOULDN'T BE HERE WITH YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE."

Everyone looked at him and thought 'That would be the right reaction.'

Shoto's face was in fear then he said, "I don't think Momo would say that."

Deku said, "Now at this moment reasoning with the bitch is not going to work Shoto, that when you have to hit her."

Shoto then said, "I'm a hero in training for Christ sake!"

Bakugo, Kirishima, and Kaminari were giggling in the back. Deku then said, "Shoto you have to hit her."

Everyone was thinking 'No, you don't!'

Sweetest Taboo said with a straight face, "It's okay faggot really."

Deku then said, "See faggot she said it's fine."

Everyone was now thinking 'Wait she fine with this?!'

Toga then uppercut Shoto's face then Deku said while Toga was kicking Shoto's ass, "See that she has no problem hitting you, and now you legally by law can hit her back, self-defense. Sweetest Taboo, you are in rare from."

Kirishima, Bakugo, and Kaminari were laughing their asses off by Shoto getting his ass kicked. Then the scene went black.

All the men, except Shoto and Nezu, were laughing about the Shoto getting his ass kicked. Toga was laughing when she stood up for herself and kicking ass, but the other girls were offended. Then Sleepy said, "Before we take off the earplugs and headphones, we should check which world the dart would land on."

He threw the dart and it landed on 7 inner single point spot, he looked at it and said, "Well we actually get to see one of my worlds I actually created."

All Might said, "What is this world?"

Sleepy said, "We are to a world where Izuku is an overpowered villain."

Everyone was shocked, then Sleepy said, "Welcome to the world of Father and Son."