Kamen Rider and Happy Tree Friends
(Daku is from Ghost's fanfiction of Kamen Rider x MHA fanfiction, shout out to Ghost for a good fanfic so far)
Everyone got was excited to see this version of Izuku, then Sleepy said, "Let's get down to business, and I hope no one breaks my screen again that requires more work than I want to do."
Everyone chuckled at the statement then the screen turned on.
Daku stretched before looking around and whistling, "Well, Power Loader, you have outdone yourself. All of these are set to 'stun', right?"
Izuku took a deep breath, before looking at the drones.
Both geniuses pulled out a belt with a crank in them (Build Driver) and placed it on. Then they both took out two different colored bottles and slotted them in.
TAKA! GATLING! BEST MATCH!
Daku grinned, "This will be my first test run. Now- "
Izuku finished, "Shall we begin the experiment?"
Everyone was at the edge of their seats to see what they were doing, and Mei was poking Sleepy to get her the blueprints, which he grabbed them and threw it into the pile.
Both of them turned the crank, two sets of the same armor manifesting around them as a jingle sounded.
'ARE YOU READY'
"HENSHIN!"
Izuku declared as the drones lit up, "The formula for victory -!"
Daku finished, "Has been found!"
(Google HawkGating dogfight and insert it here)
Everyone was amazed by where they were seeing, Mei was more than excited to build this on her way back to her work shop.
In the present, Izuku took a deep breath, before walking to his bench. Now, Daku now working for Evolto, was working on the same Driver as before…
Daku paused, before slowly looking at the screen, "… Can I be a part of the cinema watchers?"
Everyone was wide eyed except Ghost.
Sleepy leans over to Ghost and asks, "Is the vodka kicking in or is he one of those who have the gift?"
Ghost spoke awkwardly, beginning, "Actually… this is a non-canon to my non-canon. Besides… it was either we let him watch, or the next universe we're going to see is some hardcore yaoi between Shoto, Izuku, and Katsuki… Pick your poison. I owe, like, 19,274,313 dead Urakas across the multiverse this favor, so take your pick."
Hardcasekara then said, "Please let him in, I don't want to see Katsuki's one incher."
Bakugo was about to attack Hardcasekara, but the seat he sat tied him up until he calmed down. Sleepy quickly said, "Bring him in!"
Sleepy snapped his fingers and Daku was now in the theater, he looks around to see everyone. He then sees Midnight and goes still, before asking, "Can I recall my request?"
Ghost sighed, "Right, forgot about that… Sleepy, can you take Daku outside? I'm going to give a brief rundown about this universe they just saw."
Sleepy then said, "Sure, come on Daku, we got to let Ghost explain your situation and I'm going to explain their situation."
Daku was confused at first, but Sleepy then got him to the back of the theater to explain their situation.
Ghost explained, "Here's the brief rundown. In the main universe he's from, he was friends with Endeavor, All Might, and Midnight. Years later, he meets Izuku, and he becomes his mentor due to both of them being quirkless. A bit later, after he opens a school for people with 'villain' quirks, he fought All for One, and died while technically making All for One quirkless. The Midnight of his universe and him were in a relationship, and it's now a bit complicated. Not only because of his revival from the dead, but also because he's working for the aliens that like to destroy worlds and consume their energies. Got all of that?"
Everyone spoke, slightly dizzy, "No…?"
Ghost pushed on, ignoring their answer, "Good. Remember to treat him like a foreigner that moved in and had a bad breakup with someone."
Sleepy and Daku came back in then Sleepy got next to Ghost and said, "I recommend throwing the dart to triple 7 spot for the Deadpool Izuku or outer ring of the bull's eye for Happy Tree Friends."
As Daku sat awkwardly next to Midnight, Ghost spoke confused, "Wait, you still use darts? Everyone else is starting to use the Pachinko Machines of Chaos, now-a-days."
Sleepy then said, "My methods some might say are old fashion, but I love the thrill of a dart leaving my hand and deciding the faith of a world' creation. And it's fun to me to play darts."
Everyone, except the gods, looked at Sleepy like he was crazy.
Ghost sighed, "Well… I guess you have a point. Besides, many of their multiverse come from Izuku committing suicide via jumping off a building…"
The students, league, heroes, and importantly Miss Midoriya were in shock of what Ghost just said about a lot of universes where Izuku commits suicide. Sleepy then said, "I know, but that doesn't stop me from having someone saving him, like Stain or the league. Or even better someone or something bring him back from the dead."
Sleepy summoned the board and handed the Dart of Destiny to Ghost so he can throw it. Ghost stared at the Dart of Destiny before pulling out a blindfold, and his Gun of Genocide. Loading the DoD into the GoG, and putting the blindfold, he blindly fired.
Peaking out, he blanked, "It's Happy Tree Friends…"
Sleepy then said, "Best three moments of Flippy from Happy Tree Friends. Well time to give Kota, Eri, and Miss Midoriya blindfolds because you three shouldn't see this."
After give the three blindfolds and earplugs, everybody was seated, and the screen then turn on.
The scene opens in a forest with a green haired teen in an army uniform, pink teen girl, with a flower on her head, a redhead teen boy, and a black-haired teen boy were playing a game of hide and seek.
Everyone, except the gods of course, were making the three blinded people not see this, it looks alright. It was just Izuku, Mina, Kirishima, and Sato playing hide and seek.
Izuku was counting until a woodpecker above him started pecking into the tree, but to Izuku they sounded like gun firing. Izuku's eyes changed from happy going to sadistic and murderous.
Everyone who was watching was getting scared by what was happening to Izuku.
Izuku then threw a knife at the bird which killed it. Sato was laughing behind the tree, then Izuku revealed himself as camouflaging as the tree. He then grabbed Sato's head and broke his neck and then went back as the tree.
Everybody was in shock that Izuku would start killing everyone over some noise.
Kirishima ran through the forest then stop to take a breath, then some rope came down and surround his neck. Izuku appeared above him strangling him and killing him.
Everyone was now in utter shock by the events and are starting to realize the world's title is very misleading.
Mina then saw a now dead Kirishima hanging from the trees, she was freaking out. Mina then walked backwards into a pile of leaves which turned out to be a pit fall trap with spears going through her. She saw Izuku and reached for him, but Izuku put a grenade in her hand and it explodes as he left her.
Bakugo laughed a little bit, then yelled, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"
Sleepy then said, "It's all fun and games until the Nam flashbacks start coming back."
All Might said, "What? You mean to say he is an ex-soldier with PTSD."
Ghost then said, "Yep."
The next scene opened in Izuku's house on Christmas Eve, Izuku was asleep on his chair holding a plate of cookies. Then Tomura and Dabi came of the fireplace with bags to and planned on stealing stuff. They were giggling while they were looking for stuff to steal, they saw all of Izuku's weapons and what not then they saw Izuku sleeping like a baby.
Everyone was on edge to see what was going to happen.
They knocked over a picture and made a loud cracking sound, they looked over to Izuku and he continued to sleep like a baby. They drop a heavy vase which made noise, but Izuku still was asleep. They were carrying his 100-inch TV, it then turned on full volume with trumpet music playing, but Izuku was still asleep. Tomura and Dabi were laughing at the fact Izuku wasn't going to wake up to any noise they make.
Everyone was wondering why Izuku couldn't hear them and were really scared.
Dabi and Tomura brought a moving truck into the house and started load it up with his stuff, then two robbers have taken everything from Izuku and had him tied-up. All that was left was his plate of cookies he still had in his hands. Tomura took one of the cookies but when his did that, a piece of the cookie broke off and landed on the ground. Izuku then woke up to find himself tied-up, then a memory should up where his was in a cage being poked at by spears while gunshots were being heard in the background.
Everyone thought, 'Oh no!'
Izuku then had his murderous eyes and broke out of his restrains. He was now roaring in rage, which Tomura and Dabi started running like hell. They ran to the door but Izuku appeared behind the door and closed it. They ran the opposite way then Tomura saw a trap coming, Tomura dodged it but Dabi got caught in it. Dabi was now hanging off the ground with three candy cane spikes in his chest and he was licking his way out. Tomura keeped running until he saw a candlestick holder which they forgot to grab, he grabbed it, but it was surround by a bear trap and chopped his hand off. Tomura keep running with the candlestick holder then approach the Christmas lights on the ground, Izuku appeared behind him which Izuku crushed an ornament in his hand and blew the dust into his eyes. Tomura backwards in to the trap and was hanging upside down.
Sleepy then said, "This is now the time to use the buckets I have given y'all."
Izuku then pulled out a cookie and started gutting Tomura like a deer, which he was covered in blood and had a smile on his face, then Izuku ate a piece of the blood covered cookie.
I was safe to say that everyone in the room except a few people used the buckets.
Dabi then freed himself, he then saw Tomura on top of some boxes pointing at the window. Dabi didn't questioned him, but as soon as he left the window, it was Izuku wearing Tomura's skin as his disguise which sent Dabi jumping into a machine (I don't remember the name now) that make square hay bales, with Izuku then moved it to form a square bale made of Dabi instead of hay.
Everyone nearly fainted from the sight of this much gore.
The next scene opens up in a time of a young Izuku back in the war. All for One stabbed into a globe and started laughing while surrounded by nomus, Izuku's team got introduced. Froppy grabbed one of the nomus with her tongue and it through the barb wire killing it. Her name was revealed as 'Sneaky' which she was wiping the blood off her tongue.
A nomu found an apple on the ground and picked it up which the stem was burning which then the apple exploded killing the nomu. Bakugo was standing there blowing out his match stick, then his name was revealed to be 'KA-BOOM'.
Then the door of the base open, which reveal Izuku with a box of pizza, All for One shake his hands together and was hungry. Izuku opened the box which revealed a pizza with a knife. Izuku grabbed the slice of pizza instead of the knife and threw it at All for One. When Izuku opened his eyes, he saw an enraged All for One with pizza slice on his face, which Izuku decided to run. Izuku's name revealed as 'Flippy' as Izuku was running from the nomus he threw the knife at them, but it missed and killed Froppy instead. Bakugo threw a bomb in the base, but the bomb bounces off the pizza All for One was holding. The bomb when back into Bakugo's hands which he ran to Izuku who was pulling his knife out of Froppy. Izuku yanked the knife cutting the fuse off as well as cutting Bakugo in half, then the burning fuse met Bakugo's open bag of explosions. The bag exploded senting the other three a few meters away, Izuku was the only one to survive, he heard the nomus coming, so he hid inside Froppy.
At this point almost everyone was grossed out that Izuku would hide inside his death friend to hide from the enemy.
Izuku was now going insane, it was his fault his friends died, it was his fault that he had failed to All for One, and it was his fault he was hiding inside his friend to escape these guys. At that moment he snapped, All for One and the nomus saw Froppy's body move then Izuku explode out of her with her bones as weapons. He had started slicing up and shooting at the nomus, until All for One started attacking him. All for One stabbed Izuku but Izuku started punching him, then Izuku had him on a tree. All for One used his robotic hand to cut off his hands.
Almost everyone was beyond disguise at this point.
Izuku then started stabbing All for One in the gut with his bones, All for One then used his own guts to strangle Izuku which then Izuku pushed himself and AFO (I'm getting lazy here) off the cliff. Izuke then broke a log off the cliff and put AFO under it. When they landed AFO was crushed to death by the log and Izuku won the fight. This was the beginning of his madness and he still remembers the events of the war to this day.
Daku blinked before drinking his soda, he was the only few were disguised by the last world, then said, "Way better than Itchy and Scratchy."
The gods, Bakugo, and Toga were laughing at the universe they just saw which concerned everyone else.
Sleepy then said, "Man that was one gruesome video you landed on Ghost I think we should take a break for now."
Everyone nodded, they were traumatized by the last world which Sleepy was going to use his powers to help fix everyone mentally. Then Hardcasekara took Miss Midoriya to the back of the theater to talk to her about his approval of shipping her and All Might, because All Might was basically a dad to Izuku.
Sleepy then pulled out the dart and said, "Please be a meme."
He threw in and it landed on triple 7, which he said, "Deadpool Izuku, We are going to love him."
