Deadpool Izuku

Sleepy then sat down and said, "Buckle up, y'all are about to see the gods personal favorite."

Everyone was wondering what made this version of Izuku was there favorite.

The screen turned on showing a teen in a sexy red spandex suit drawing on a piece of paper singing along to a song. Then the teen looked at the screen and said, "Why hello there Sleepy, Ghost, and Hardcasekara. How have you three been?"

Sleepy then said, "We're having a blast Izuku."

Everyone who wasn't god was shocked that this version of Izuku was just casually talking with them.

Izuku then asked, "So who is in the theater with you three?"

Sleepy then said, "Well I brought the friends of your other self here, All Might, your other self's mom, Eri, Kota, the League, All for One, and a few others."

Izuku then said, "Hello, I'm Izuku also known as Deadpool and also known as a Merc with a Mouth."

All Might then said, "Wait you're a merc?"

Izuku then said, "Did I stud-d-d-dered?"

Miss Midoriya asked, "Why are you a mercenary?"

Izuku then said, "Because of this bag of dicks named Francis did this to me."

Izuku then pulled up his mask showing his scarred face.

Sleepy then said, "You look this an avocado had sex with an older and more disguising avocado, like not even like normal sex, like it was hate fucking."

Izuku then said, "I know, anymore comments."

Daku then said, "You look like the result of All Might 'United States of Smash'-ing All for One's face, if All for One was Quirkless."

Ghost added, "You dunked your head in the head in a tank of acid and came out as Clayface."

Izuku then asked, "That's it?"

Sleepy then said, "Yeah that sounds about it."

Izuku then said, "So which scenes are you going to look at?"

Sleepy then said, "Finding Francis (Most notably killing a guy with a Zamboni), Bullet count, escaping Colossal, Colossal saving you, and you time traveling to change a baby's diaper scenes."

Izuku then said, "Well your in for a ride."

Then scene changed to Izuku walking up to a map in a white hoody and white mask to start his search. Izuku looked at them and said, "This shit is going to have nuts in it."

Then change to Izuku brutally kicking a guy's ass then someone behind started shooting at him which pissed him off. Izuku then went to kill he and Izuku then had bullet holes in him.

Sleepy then said, "Don't worry his power is a weak regeneration, that heals wounds, broken bones, and stops his cancer from killing him."

Everyone looked at Sleepy and asked, "CANCER?!"

Sleepy then said, "Yes that was why he went to Francis, to cure his cancer, but ended up like that and his goal at the moment is to find him. Then make him fix his face by force."

Izuku was now at a laundry mat trying to get rid of the blood off his white clothes, then a blind lady near him said, "You should have worn red, dumbass."

The gods, Bakugo, a few of the classmates, the villains, and some of the heroes chucked a bit.

Which gave him the idea to make his suit red, the scene changes to a fighting ring where to women were fighting which Izuku found a man he was looking for to find Francis. He then stabbed the man in the hand to get his gun out of his hand, Izuku then said, "Don't make me ask twice, where's Francis?"

The scene changed back to his map and he said, "He made me ask twice, is it the mask muffling my voice?"

Which Izuku then made his new suit of spandex, the scene changes to man bleeding and crawling away from Izuku on a Zamboni.

Daku then asked, "Wait… is it even possible to kill someone via running them over with a Zamboni?"

Sleepy then said, "With this Izuku, you better believe it."

Izuku was laughing his ass off then said, "You're about to be killed by a Zamboni."

Then the scene changes to Izuku beating up two women then said, "This is confusing, is it sexist to hit you or is it more sexist to not hit you?"

Izuku then cockes the gun and continues, "I mean the line is really blurry."

Everyone was now confused on why he now discussing what's sexist or not.

Izuku was now yelling on the Zamboni, "TELL ME WHERE YOUR BOSS IS OR YOU'RE GONNA DIED!"

Then the view zooms out then Izuku said, "In like 5 minutes."

A lot of people started laughing at this moment.

Then scene changed to a bunch of goons going up to a wrecked car, the Izuku waved his hands and yelled, "WAIT!"

All the goons stopped then Izuku said, "You're probably wondering why I'm wearing red, it's so bad guys don't see me bleed."

Then Izuku pointed at one of the grunts and said, "This guy has the right idea, he wore the brown pants."

Everyone laughed at this joke.

Everyone started shooting them Izuku yelled, "FINE, I ONLY HAVE 12 BULLETS SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHARE!"

Izuku then looked at the theater and said, "Let's count them down."

Izuku then jumped up and did a side flip and shot the first bullet, the bullet case revealed the number 12 on the bottom and shot again but the bullet case had the number 11 on the bottom of it. The two bullets killed two grunts, then Izuku landed on his feet behind the wrecked car, then a motorcyclist stop him with a submachine gun. Izuku had a hole through his arm and he sticked his finger through the hole, then looked though it and said, "Motherfucker!"

Izuku then said, "10"

The motorcyclist dodged the bullet.

Everyone except the gods thought the guy was lucky.

Izuku then said, "Shit… 9"

The motorcyclist dodged it again, Izuku then said, "Shit… 8"

The motorcyclist kept dodging, then Izuku saw him left, then he said, "Bad Deadpool."

Deadpool looked at a grunt about to look behind the car, he shot the grunt in the back head and said, "7…Good Deadpool."

Now Izuku was dodging bullets then a grunt came up to him and he said, "Guess who wasn't counting"

Izuku shot him and said, "6"

Izuku then saw two grunts and one of them was about to throw a generade, which Izuku shot the grenade killing the two grunts with one shot and the bullet case that came of the gun showed the number 5.

Izuku started dancing until a grunt shot him in the legs and asshole.

Some people in the theater felt pain at that shot.

The grunt got closer, then Izuku said, "4"

Then Izuku shot him, he got up and said, "Ouch right up mainstream."

Then shot the recently dead grunt twice and said, "3, 2, Stupid but worth it."

Three grunts were shooting at him, he hid behind the car the grunts moved up, then Izuku jumped and saw that they were lined up perfectly. He then shot his last bullet which hit when threw two of the grunt's head and hit the last grunt in the head. The bullet case fell to the ground revealing the number 1.

Daku then said, "Achievement Unlocked: Triple Headshot."

Everyone was impressed with the skill the this Izuku had, but his humor in this scenario was ridiculous to them.

Izuku then breathed in the smoke form the guns and looked at everyone in the theater and said, "I'm touching myself tonight."

Everyone, except the gods and elite few who had a taste of fine humor who were laughing the asses out, yelled, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Izuku skipped around and saying, "Francis, where are you?"

Then one of the grunts who got hit with the triple headshot bullet got up and pulled the bullet out of his head. The grunted pulled out his knifes which puuled out his katanas and made a fucking Kabab out of him. Izuku then said, "Now if I were a 200 pound of assholes named Francis where would I hid?"

Then Izuku heard the motorcyclist and said, "Oh"

All for One said, "Indeed the best place to hid."

Izuke then run to catch him, which Izuku threw one of his katanas at the motorcycle wheels which made Francis fly into the wrecked car. Izuku then started beating the crap out of him, then Izuku threw him at the concrete wall of the highway and Izuku stabbed him with the katana and it went through the concrete wall. Then Izuku asked, "Remember me?"

Izuku revealed his face under his mask which Francis said, "Izuku Fucking Midoriya"

Izuku then said, "Okay, you are going to fix this mess you caused and after that I'm going to kill you the worst possible way."

Then a giant man made of steel walked up behind Izuku which Izuku backhand the guy in the balls. Izuku fell nothing happening he then felted the balls and dick and looked up and said, "Papa"

The man revealed to be the hero Real Steel, also known as Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, who was upset by the comment grabbed and threw Izuku to a car.

Everyone laughed at what just happened, Sleepy then said, "Oh, I forgot to mention that this Izuku is bisexual."

Real Steel then said, "Come quietly Izuku, we can help you. You can become a hero just stop this madness."

Izuku then said, "Look you big chrome cock gobbler."

Real Steel said, "That's not nice."

Izuku then continued, "Are you going to fuck this up for me? I mean this man is pure evil, besides nobody is getting hurt."

Then one of the bodies that Izuku killed came sliding off the traffic sign fell to the ground which said, "That guy was up there before I got here."

The heroes were wondering why a pro hero and a murderous vigilante were just talking to each other some casually.

Real Steel then said, "Izuku, you are better than this."

Izuku picked up a tire hub, Real Steel continued, "Join us, use your powers for good."

Izuku then threw it like a frisbee at Francis and said, "Heads up."

And it hit Francis on the head, then Real Steel said, "Be a hero."

Izuku then looked at Real Steel and said, "Listen the day I become a crime fight shit wissler and the other winy babies in a hero school ran by a rat, I will send your shiny ass a friend request. But until then I will do what I came here to do, either that or I slap the bitch out of you."

Everyone started to be a little offended by this Izuku talking about them like that. Nezu with his eyes gleaming said, "It's a good thing we don't have this Izuku in our world."

The pros, students, and the league were now scared by Nezu.

Real Steel then said, "Izuku."

Then the teen with Real Steel (Jiro) said, "Hey"

Izuku then said, "Zip it, Emo"

Jiro then said, "Hey Doushpool"

Izuku looked over and said, "I hope you're watching…"

Francis disappeared and rode off in a motorcycle which Izuku was now pissed.

Izuku punched Real Steel in the face out of pure rage, but Real Steel was unaffected by the punch. Izuku on the other hand broke his hand, he looked at his hand and said, "CANADA! Oh that doesn't look good."

Everyone winched in pain at the sight of Izuku's broken hand.

Real Steel said, "Izuku please."

Izuku then said, "Cock shot."

Izuku unched him in the balls, but Izuku's other hand broke and Real Steel was unaffected, Izuku looked up at him and said, "Your poor wife."

Everyone who got the joke either laughed or sat there disappointed.

Real Steel then said, "You should really stop, it's embarrassing."

Izuku looked at his hands and said, "All the dinosaurs feared the T. Rex."

Izuku jumped to kick Real Steel in the face but Izuku broke his foot, Jiro was laughing her ass off to this. Izuku then said, "I promise it gets worst for you."

Real Steel then said, "This is just embarrassing, please stay down."

Jiro and a few other were laughing their asses of that Izuku was just hurting himself just to hurt the hero made of steel.

Izuku got up on one leg and said, "You heard of one-legged man in the ass kicking contest?"

Real Steel then asked, "Do you have an off switch?"

Izuku then said, "Yes, it's right next to the prostate or is that the on switch?"

Real Steel then slapped him sending him flying a few feet away and said, "Enough"

Izuku now in pain was being hand cuffed to Real Steel and Real Steel said, "Come on time to see Nezu."

As Izuku was being dragged his non-cuffed hand healed up and he grabbed one of his knifes then looked at the theater and said, "Have you seen 127 Hours, spoil alert."

Izuku started sawing his hand off, which Jiro saw and was gross out.

Some people started use the buckets that they still had because of Izuku sawing his own hand off.

Real Steel raised him up which some of the blood got on his face which Izuku then said, "Money shot."

Izuku then successful saw his hand off and did a back flip into a garbage truck. Real Steel looked at Izuku' old hand dangling around with flicking him off.

While everyone was laughing Sleepy summoned the hand to theater and said, "I got a new Christmas ornament this year."

Some people looked at him and thought, 'What the hell?'

Sleepy made two copies of the hands and gave them to Ghost and Hardcasekara.

Sleepy then said, "The next scene will be after he killed Francis and he is trying to save a boy from becoming a powerful villain to the future. But he has to get through the Juggernaut."

Izuku was now on top of Juggernaut stabbing him with his katanas until Juggernaut grabbed his leg and slammed him to the ground which one of the spikes went through his head. Then he threw he, when he landed was looking around and he had no idea how to defeat the Juggernaut. He then saw a tall figure coming towards him, it was Real Steel, and he picked up Izuku in a princess carry.

Mina said, "Oh my god, Izuku x Tetsutetsu."

Midnight then said, "I definitely approve."

Everyone looked at the two like they were insane.

Izuku then pat Real Steel on the chest the with his hand made the scissoring sign and the touching tips sign. Real Steel then put him down which Izuku pointed at himself and Real Steel then made the blowjob sign.

It was safe to say the men's jaws dropped to the fucking floor and most of the girl (except Miss Midoriya who was passed out and Eri who was blinded folded and wearing earplugs) had nose bleeds.

Daku turn to Midnight and asked, "You think EVERTHING of his made of steel?"

Midnight then though about it for a bit and said, "If so, that would take 'Balls of Steel' a whole new meaning."

Izuku getting on his knees until Real Steel picked his up and pull the spike out of his head. Izuku then shaked a little bit and said, "You actually came for me."

Real Steel then said, "I'm not giving up on you, Izuku. And you are not giving up that boy."

Izuku then said, "Who said rules weren't meant to be broken."

Real Steel then said, "It's time to fight dirty."

Real Steel looked at Juggernaut and said, "Hey pick on someone your own size."

Which he ran to Juggernaut and Izuku slapped his ass and said, "That such a you thing to say, go get him tiger. Big animation battle coming right up."

The screen then changed to where Izuku was traveling through time then stubbled across an old hospital, Izuku walked up to a baby and said, "Hi there little guy."

He then read the card on the basket which reads 'Adolf Hitler'.

Everyone was at the edge of their seats to see what this Izuku would do to the biggest monster in history.

Izuku was stretching and saying, "You can do this, this is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy…"

Now everyone was fighting over morals on is it wrong to kill a monster as a baby before they committed such horrible acts in human history.

Izuku then reached to baby Hitler and said, "Maximum effort."

Then a few minutes later, Izuku just finished changing baby Hitler's diaper and said, "Man you had a big ole stinky in there don't you. I think you and I know I don't have what it takes to do this, so I am going rock you to sleep."

Everyone was either laughing that Izuku was changing the diaper of the most men known to live or glad he didn't a baby.

Izuku then continued, "After this I'm going to bring back my friend Cable, he loves killing kids."

The screen went black.

Sleepy then said, "There is more from that universe but it's a lot to cover, but how did you like it?"

Everyone thought it was funny, and the gods said it was great. Sleepy then said, "I guess we watch to see how Izuku and Tomura are doing with their other selves."

Ghost then said, "I got to do some stuff really quick, I'll be back in 5 segments."

Sleepy then said, "Don't destroy my screen next time."

Ghost then said, "Relax, I'm just going to destroy the Garden of Eden, wipe out the dinosaurs, and give a baby the ability to give off light."

Sleepy then said, "Okay, have fun with that."

Everyone was shocked that the gods were talking about destroying places, wiping out species, and giving people powers like it was no big deal. Ghost looks at everyone in the theater and said, "What even us gods have jobs to do."

Sleepy then said, "Yeah, we create world for other gods, and I make sure Bored doesn't fuck up the timelines."

Nezu first to ask, "Who is Bored?"

As Ghost left to go do his job, Sleepy then said, "My name is BoredAndSleepy for a reason."

Then a light came out of Sleepy, to reveal a being the same height as Sleepy but the being had black hair and red eyes (Izuku's beta form). Then Sleepy said, "So you chose Izuku's beta form, Bored."

Bored then said, "You bet your ass."

Bored then turned to everyone to the theater and said, "Hello everyone, I'm Bored the ruler of Time, my power All for Time. Which means I have control of time, control lifespans of beings, and I have immortality."

Everyone except the gods where shocked to see this god's form and power. Then All Might then asked, "Beta form?"

Sleepy then said, "Yeah, this was what Izuku was supposed to look like but y'all god changed it along with a bunch of other things because it looked too edgy."

Everyone looked at the Bored form then agreed that it looked too edgy. Then Nezu asked, "So Bored's power is All for Time, but what about the other gods?"

Sleepy then answered, "Mine is Reality for All with immortality and Hardcasekara can control all the 6 elements and can perform true alchemy to make anything, also has immortality. Ghost's power is Limbo Blur, which allows him to blur the line between life and death in an area as long as he wants and immortality."

All for One asked, "But why do you and Bored fuse into one being?"

Bored then said, "Because we are stronger together than separate, and we saved each other's lives."

Sleepy then grabbed the dart and gave it to Bored and said, "You know where to throw."

Bored grabbed the dart and threw it a 5-single point, which Bored then said, "Time to check on our boys' conversion with the alternate selves."

Sleepy looked at his phone and said, "Izuku is talking to Jojo Izuku, Father and Son Izuku, my Scarecrow Izuku from Symbol of Fear, grownup hero Izuku from the first universe I showed y'all, and Chaotic Nuetral Izuku."

Everyone was interested in how their version of the two boys are doing and what they are learning from their alternate selves.