A Normal Day for the Gods

World #78059-97861-002

Izuku was now on a roof of the highest building nearby, he had a rough day. Kacchan did his normal abuse, then told Izuku to get a quirk he should quote on quote 'Take a swan dive off a building and hope for a quirk in the next life.' He was now looking at the street below him and he was about to take step hoping to end it all. Until time froze in place, he looked around, and soon saw Ghost83 approach him and greeting, "How's it going?"

Ghost sat down next to him, hands in his pockets as Izuku slowly sat down at the edge. Ghost then asked, as if it were another day on the job, "So… if I could give you a power, or even give you a quirk free of charge, would you take it?"

Izuku stared out towards the (frozen) sunset, admittin, "No, I won't."

"Because… it wouldn't actually be me." Ghost slowly nodded as they continued to watch. Izuku finally asked, "So, what are you? A hero? A villain?"

Ghost chuckled, "I'm a god, actually. One of many gods that create and watch over many worlds."

Izuku looked at amazement as Ghost went on, "It wasn't always like that, though. In order to become the kind of god I am, you need to be dedicated and never give up on things that easily. You must also make sure that you give it your all yet maintain balance. In a way, I'm neither a hero or a villain. I'm just me. I'm no one special, but you are someone very special."

Izuku slowly went sad and said, "Why? I'm just… Deku. Defenseless Izuku?"

Ghost shrugged, "Well… if you have low defense, then get high attack power. True, no one is born equal, but that's the beauty of it. That means that, in a numerical value sense, you are your own 'number' amongst history. So, what if you don't have a quirk? You have a great mind, so use it to become a great hero. Got it?"

Izuku eyes widened as Ghost went on, "You are the biggest wild card in this world, so affect everyone you interact with, or inaction. You can be a hero, a villain, a vigilante, or something greater than the three. So, Izuku Midoriya, my offer still stands."

Ghost offered his hand, "Want to make a deal with a god?"

Izuku slowly reached for his hand then he grabbed Ghost's hand sealing the deal. Ghost chuckled warmly before time rewound up until the Sludge incident, "Listen kid, this deal is going to be weird. You will have no memory of me, or anything that happened 'later'.It costs some deaths of the dinosaurs, and the seed of a plant from Eden, but you'll be who ever you want to be. Regardless, make this world interesting. After all… you are in control of your own future."

Ghost vanished in a ripple, as Izuku blinked slightly stunned, before turning around to a different corner… where All Might was waiting for him

The Theater

After everyone in the theater witnessed how Ghost just prevented Izuku from jumping and leading him to the path to become a hero, Ghost appeared back into the theater and said, "I'm back."

Sleepy then said, "You did a great job in World # 78059-97861-002, you always had an amazing way with words."

Ghost said, "Oh, no need to remind me. I just did my job like usual."

After everyone wiped their tires off, then Bored said, "We are going to show you a normal day for gods like us. It is a lot of work but it worth it by the end of the day."

Everyone relaxed, then the screen turns on revealing the words 'Just Another Day of the Gods'

The scene showed Ghost at the table playing Cards Against Humanity. He picked up a black card and read, "What makes life beter? Blank and Blank."

The camera zooms out to reveal the other gods playing with him.

Kirishima the asked, "Wait, gods playing Cards Against Humanity?"

Sleepy said, "You bet, the game is divine and sometimes we make world based on some of the games."

Kaminari then said, "We should pay a game with you all."

Bored then said, "You are willing to play against gods, prepared to be defeated."

Then Sleepy revealed his cards and said, "Blackjack and Hookers."

Bored revealed his cards and said, "Concentration camps and Mustard gas."

Everyone had mixed reactions of the cards that were revealed, some though Sleepy's response was fun, some though Bored's dark humor was a little fun, and though that both of their responses were just fucked up.

Ghost was silent, before splitting into two copies and leaping forwards to straggle the two, asking, "What's the use with playing with you? You win this as one or the other!"

Sleepy smirked and said, "Hey, you challenged us."

Bored then said, "Yeah, so which one of us won?"

Sleepy then said, "It didn't matter, he didn't know that he was in a reality to where he couldn't have killed me and Bored."

Bored then said, "I could have gone back in time to kick him in the balls in on each of his birthdays."

Ghost then said, "I would love to see you try, and I know you wouldn't do that to a fellow coworker."

Hardcasekara was sitting back with his popcorn and drink enjoying this with a smug.

Everyone else was asking themselves, 'Is this how the gods really act towards each other?'

Ghost shouted, "NEITHER! THEIR BOTH TERRIBLE!"

Bored then said, "Sleepy, I know what world we should create next."

Everyone was now wondering why of all the times, why was he thinking about another world they should build.

Sleepy then said, "I'm listening."

Bored then said, "Izuku as the courtier from Fallout New Vegas."

Ghost blinked and let the two go, then pulled out a nuke, "Where do you want this dropped at?

Sleepy then pointed at a world that he and Bored made and said, "Light it the fuck up, Ghost."

Some people were shocked that the gods were just going to nuke a world to make a brand new for Bored's idea. Ghost then said, "I had fun making that world."

Sleepy then said, "I believe all of us had fun with that world."

Ghost burped and said, "G-Get Riggidy Riggidy Wrecked!"

Ghost then tossed the nuke into a portal and it just exploded on the world.

Then the scene changes to Ghost and Sleepy floating around in the void. Ghost had a checklist, and began listing, "Let' go over it one more time, I don't want to fuck this up. Infinite amount of space?"

Sleepy said, "Check"

"TARDIS from a dead Doctor Who timeline?

Sleepy looked out into the void and said, "Check"

Ghost nodded before reading, "Two giant celestial beings that are both fertile?"

Sleepy looked for them and said, "Check"

Ghost conclude, "Finally, lower leveled divine aphrodisiacs?"

Sleepy then said, "Check, that should do it."

Nezu then asked, "So you can make lower leveled gods?"

Bored said, "That's correct"

Nezu then ask, "Does that mean you were possibly created by higher powered gods and you are living in a universe they created?"

Sleepy then said, "I believe in anything is possible, and Bored don't go time travelling to see if he is right. You know yon go insane if I'm not with you."

Bored then said, "Okay."

Ghost complained, "I just don't know why it's US of all gods that have to make the 'Big Bang'. Couldn't we do the singularity method instead of THIS method?"

Sleepy then said, "You know rules and regulations in making worlds, they make everything harder than it needs to be."

Sleepy then noticed something is missing and asked, "Where is Bored?"

Ghost answered, "This is something to keep Bored from being bored, and he's onboard with this: Divine Threesome."

Sleepy then said, "Ah thank gods, I was thinking he was going to add something to this world that isn't supposed to be in here."

Bored then said, "What I would never do such a thing."

They then heard a loud roar, Sleepy then said, "I don't remember anything that makes a noise like that added to this world."

Bored chuckled and said, "You know those Deathclaws you add, let's say I made a really big one."

Sleepy started to strangle Bored in rage, then Ghost growled, "Do I have to sick SCP-682 on you again?"

Bored then said, "I'll fix this, y'all are no fun."

Bored then used All for Time to undo the massive Deathclaw he made and it's damage.

Sleepy then said, "Next time don't pull that crap on us."

Sleepy then looked around and said, "I think we did a good job here, are you sure we aren't missing something?"

Ghost went over to the requirements, "Just blow up the TARDIS and we're good to go."

Sleepy then said, "Awesome, let's do this."

Bored then said, "Crap, I need to do something real quick."

Sleepy then said, "Oh yeah, you have that thing, have fun with that."

Bored then teleported away to do his thing.

All for One asked, "What did Bored have to do?"

Bored then said, "Same thing as Ghost except I gave him a copy of my power of All for Time and told him it was a quirk he could use."

Everyone looked at him with shock that he made an overpowered time controlling Izuku in another world.

Ghost then manifested a sun the size of a baseball and carefully placed it one foot above them, "Okay, this should be right. This universe would combine two, having Izuku gets killed by a train, coming back to life, and getting a harem."

Sleepy smugged, "I like where you're going with this."

Everyone was not liking the part where Izuku has to killed by a train part of this.

Ghost went on, "The result of Izuku's 'quirk' would be pretty much Deus Ex Machina, where he gains one quirk for a limited amount of time to fit the situation. It's going to be triggered on death, and he pushes Ochako out of the way of the train."

Sleepy then said, "Nice."

You can say a lot of people did not think it was nice.

Sleepy then wrote the date of the world as 0, and write the name of this newly created world, then said, "I love making worlds become the paperwork is just complete bullshit."

Everyone could relate that no one like doing paperwork of any kind.

Ghost raised an eyebrow, "Why not just [King Crimson] the time period to make it faster?"

Sleepy then said, "Oh shit, I completely forgot that I can do that."

Bored then came back and said, "Hey guys."

Sleepy then asked, "How did it go?"

Bored then said, "Great"

Bored looked over to the world and asked, "Which world is that?"

Ghost frowned, checking his watch, "The celestials are still going at it. The higher ups said that these are the embodiment of rule 34 of the Internet. They'll be at it for a while."

Everyone in the theater were either disguised or had no idea about rule 34.

Sleepy in disguise said, "They don't stop do they."

Bored in disappointment said, "It's never enough, first Izuku x Uraraka, the Izuku x Bakugo, then Izuku x Shoto"

Bakugo was pissed and Shoto was hiding himself in embarresssment by what they were saying.

Sleepy then added, "You forgot Izuku x Toga, Izuku x All Might, and the forbid one All Might x All for One."

Sleepy and Bored were now have Nam flashbacks.

In the theater Sleepy was fixing his mind and Bored's mind at the same time from remembering that forbid world. Everyone was now disturbed by what they were hearing, then Sleepy said, "Don't worry that last forbid world we are never going to visit."

Hardcasekara said, "Thank the gods, I didn't even know it existed."

Ghost then said, "Rule 34 states if it exists, then there is porn of it. I would never visit that world."

Ghost bluntly spoke, "This universe is a futa Izuku."

Everyone's jaws dropped to the floor by what Ghost said.

Sleepy said, "I expected worse."

Bored then said, "I feel like there is more to this."

Ghost sighed, "Well… according to the higher ups… She has a second Quirk: Tentales. Enough said."

Everyone was deeply disturbed by this world that they had to create.

Bored went to a bucket to puke and Sleepy said, "Pussy."

Bored looked at him and said, "Fuck you, asshole."

Ghost reads on as if it were just a normal day, "She's going triple in those, too."

Bored yelled, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!"

Sleepy calmly said, "Nope, now come on let's get back to work."

Then the three were on the last world of the day that is almost complete, Ghost rolled his eyes and opened the suit case which revealed a bow and arrow, "Well it's unless. This arrow is purely one-hundred percent random. It will shuffle his personality, and utterly destroy it before rebuilding it in a way that doesn't resemble how it originally was. This is the real big leagues, so get ready for chaos to appear."

Sleepy and Bored said at the same time, "Do it."

Ghost groaned and took aim, "I pray for Killer Queen."

He fired, and it lodged into Izuku's chest.

Sleepy crossed his fingers and said, "Please Killer Queen, for the love of gods."

Then screen turn static and Sleepy yelled, "YES!"

Then the screen turned off.

Hardcasekara asked, "You three made a Killer Queen Izuku?"

Ghost said, "Yes we did."

Sleepy then said, "That was the highlight of our day."

Everyone was confused about what they were talking about, so Ghost got up to explain about Killer Queen Izuku, which Sleepy then said, "I will be right back, Bored your in charge of the screen."

Bored gave Sleepy a thumb's up and Sleepy fell backwards in a portal saying, "YEET!"

Bored then said, "Since I'm charge, I don't use the dartboard, I use this."

Bored revealed a marble which Kurogiri asked, "A marble?"

Bored chuckled then said, "To you mortals it's a marble, but to us it is the infinite sided die. It can reveal any number between 1 to infinity and that is the world I would show y'all."

Bored rolled the die and it landed on 666, which Bored laughed and said, "Yes, Hellsing Abridged."