My Long Beach Academia

Everyone got relaxed to watch the next clip until someone knocked on the door, Sleepy then said, "I'm going to check that."

Everyone was wondering who would be at the door, then Sleepy check through the door hole and ran to Bored and said, "Bored use those space powers you stole and get us and the entire theater out of here."

Bored sighed and did what he asked, then Hardcasekara asked, "What was that about?"

Sleepy then said, "I'm not talking about it."

Bored asked, "When are you going to talk to him? I mean you know it's unhealthy to avoid your problems like this?"

Sleepy then said, "I know and avoiding is only way I deal with my problems is to avoid my problems. Also let's get the video rolling, shall we?"

Everyone was beyond confused, the only people who knew were Bored and Ghost. The gods shrugged it off, then the screen turned on.

The scene opened with Izuku talking to Uraraka until Bakugo yelled, "DEKU!"

Deku jumped a little bit, then Bakugo continued, "Stay out of my way or I'll kill you, bastard."

The scene changes to Izuku eating then Bakugo yelled, "Deku!"

Izuku stopped eat to look at him in eyes with zero fucks which Bakugo said, "Are you eat? Stop eating or you'll regret it"

The Izuku blinked which pissed off Bakugo to where he said, "Did you just blinked? You're going to pay for that. Deku, I hate you."

Izuku signed, which Bakugo continued, "I hope you die, you don't belong in UA. I better than you, I the best there is…"

Izuku snapped, "SHUT UP!"

Bakugo lost his words, Izuku then continue, "All you do is bitch!"

Izuku flipped a desk over and continue, "And complain and cry. I swear to God, one of these seasons bro, one of these seasons I going to fuck you up!"

The god and a few others were laughing their asses off. Some were surprised to see him snap like this.

Izuku continued, "Like I'm going to beat your ass."

Izuku walked up to him to grab his shoulders, "Like you are better than me, you're stronger than me, congratulations…"

He then squeezed his shoulder to yell, "… NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!"

Everyone laughed even harder, Bakugo was absolutely shock and scared which he decided to maybe dial it back a few.

Izuku continued, "I'M OUT HERE GRINDING, GETTING IT, TRYIN TO CONTROL MY QUIRK! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT!"

Izuku walked off, leaving Bakugo shocked and said, "Todoroki should've folded your ass."

Todoroki though to himself, 'I should've folded his ass.'

The scene changed to the classroom which Eraserhead came in, "Good morning class."

The students then yelled, "ERASERHEAD TELLS US 'GOOD MORNING'?!"

Eraserhead said, "I hope you all use the study guide for the final exam…"

Kirishima nodded which Eraserhead continued, "… because none of those questions are on this test."

Kirishima looked at him in a really bitch face, Eraserhead continued, "Now the final is on 13 chapters we never went over in class, the final is not multiple-choice, the final is 50 question, I need 3 paragraph answers for each question with a 30-page essay on the back. The final is worth 100% of your grades, meaning if you fail this test, you fail UA. Any questions?"

Everyone's jaws dropped to the ground which Nezu said, "I see in this universe you are trying to fail your entire class like the one before."

Eraserhead decided to take notes from this version of Eraserhead to make a test to get rid of certain people in his future classes.

Kirishima and a few others raised their hands which Eraserhead said, "Put your goddamn hands down, is everyone ready?"

Everyone then got ready, which Eraserhead said, "You may begin."

Not even a second and he yelled, "PENCILS DOWN, PENCILS DOWN, THAT IT, IT'S OVER, IT'S DONE!"

Kirishima got up to throw his final, which everyone was shocked and Eraserhead asked, "Young man, where are you going?"

Kirishima said, "I'm going home."

Eraserhead said, "Sit down!"

Kirishima yelled, "FUCK UA!"

Mina then said, "Oh shit, Kirishima snapped!"

Kirishima then said, "Fuck UA."

The gods were dying, and a few others did the same.

The scene changed to the interrogation room, were Bakugo said, "Where were you yesterday around 5 o' clock?"

Izuku then said, "Fucking your mom with my dick."

Bakugo got fucking triggered from the comment and Izuku's mom fainted, while the gods were laughing so hard, they were crying.

Bakugo then said, "Wise guy huh, where did you get the drugs?"

Izuku then said, "From your mom after I fucked her."

Everyone was shocked that Izuku was saying he had sex with Bakugo's mom which the gods were using their powers to prevent him from going to a full rampage.

Bakugo then said, "You think this a joke, tell me where you got the stuff and who killed Kirishima."

Izuku said, "Fuck you, I ain't saying nothing."

Bakugo then said, "If you don't start dropping names, you are gonna be doing 25 to life."

Izuku aid, "It was me, Shoto, Momo, Uraraka, Iida, and Shinso. I have a list of their home addresses with relatives and pictures to help get an idea of who they are. We all sell drugs to this dude named Dabi, he kind like the kingpin, he lives West End of South Musutafu, he leaves next Wednesday which you might want to get that."

Everyone was laughing their asses off by Izuku was doing to avoid prison.

Izuku continued, "Shoto killed Kirishima with a forty-five that Iida owns illegally. He threw the gun in the sewer on 7th street, I can show if you like, it should have his prints and everything. We also stole this car from a Misty bartender and told him we will call the heroes to say that the bar is a villain base on him. He kinda got scary so that might be a villain base, so you might want to do something about that."

Everyone was dying because not only did he snitched on his partners but also the league.

Izuku then said, "Anything else you want to know, because I ain't going to jail for no one."

The gods couldn't breathe from this one and a few other were dying from this one.

The scene changes to Tomura waking up to a room, which a man wearing all red said, "Yo chill."

Tomura asked, "Where am I, am I in heaven?"

The man laughed, "Heaven? Boi, you weren't even close."

Tomura said, "Oh god."

The man said, "As soon as you died, your soul didn't even go up, it went down here first class."

Tomura said, "The fire, the enteral darkness, the sodomy"

The man said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, they have been people that for year, we actually been chilling down here."

Tomura then asked, "Wait no fire?"

The man said, "Hell no! I hate the heat, AC stay blowning down here."

Tomura looked around, "Yeah, it does feel good down here, what about the forever darkness?"

The man said, "Boi, you don't see that light there."

Tomura said, "Yeah you right, what about the sodomy?"

So far everyone loved this version of hell, Sleepy said, "I'm going to use one of my vacation days there."

The man said, "The only thing getting sodomized here are these bitches and trust me there are bitches."

Tomura looked at him in the eyes and asked, "How many bitches?"

The man said, "100,000 bitches"

Tomura said, "I do love bitches."

The league couldn't keep themselves together because how funny Tomura was.

The man said, "You can't fuck bitches in heaven. The only thing you can do is pray and take walks and shit like that."

Tomura said, "That is pretty boring."

The man said, "Yeah, we going to get you set up, there is a food court by the lobby which I got other stuff to take care of, hey what's your name by the way?"

Tomura smiled in a non-creepy way, "Tenko… Tenko Shimura."

The man smiled, "Lucifer… nice to meet you."

Everyone laughed except Nana, which she was shocked that the leader of the league of villains was her grandson, that Tomura got to greeted by Satan himself.

Sleepy then said, "Perfection."

Then handed Hardcasekara to summon the die and said, "Before we start our next universe which will be Cowboy Bebop, we are going to let Hardcase summon 4 more Izukus to watch with us."

Before Hardcasekara rolled, Sleepy went to the back to check something which Bored shouted, "I teleportrd the entire theater 500 light years from our original location, he isn't going to find yet!"

Sleepy then shouted back, "I know, I'm checking out my valuables for a certain number to call someone to get certain people that you invited to show them our new location."

Bored then asked, "Who did I invite?"

Sleepy then said, "Remember you said you invited the betas."

Bored with wide eyes, "Oh yeah, I forgot about that."

Eraserhead raised an eyebrow, "Who are the betas?"

Sleepy said, "You see that Bored is in Izuku's beta form, well he decided to bring the real betas of Izuku, Bakugo, Uraraka, and All Might."

Everyone was shocked by who they were seeing soon, which Bored said, "Before you ask ahead of time, no you cannot take Beta Bakugo with you all."

Izuku asked, "What do you mean by that?"

Ghost said, "You'll see for yourself when you see them."

Hardcasekara rolled the die which a flash of light appeared.

Next Time of My Heroes React to My Ideas

Whom did Hardcasekara summoned, what will everyone think of the betas, what is Sleepy running from, which scene from Cowboy Bebop will I be doing, and will LongBeachGriffy read this trash? Who knows for the last question, find out next time which will either be later today or early tomorrow.