The Godly Crusade

The DOD said, "Okay, before we start their will be some blood, a Jojo/Fate reference, and some of the most disturbing things in the realm before it gets burned to the ground."

Everyone leaned back to see what the talking dart was talking about, Nemuidesu was curious about his father and was ready to see him.

The scene opened to a world with lewds and porn of everything being made, then an army on the outskirts of the realm. That army was the one created by Sleepy and Bored, which had Hardcasekara in armor that resemble each element he was made of, Ghost had weapons of all kind strap on him, then Sleepy and Bored fused to make their combined form talking to a god in a crusader outfit (white robes covering the armor and a red cross on it). BoredAndSleepy2000 said, "Man darkwolf54326, what a wonderful day to crusade."

darkwolf543326 responded, "I have made the preparations to purify the realm, after centuries of the unholy stain will finally be cleansed."

BoredAndSleepy2000 said, "You stay safe out there."

He walked over to another god (looks like Archer from Fate: Stay Night) which BoredAndSleepy2000 asked, "emiya-excablibur, you ready for this?"

emiya-excablibur said, "Of course, I have wanted to do this for a while."

Then BoredAndSleepy2000 said, "Remember guys, take no prisoners and most importantly…"

He pulled out his swords, "…BURN THEM ALL!"

Everyone was wondering why the gods would have such brutal wars like this and more important to take no prisoners. They were going to see how to kill a god and show that they were not immortal like they thought. The DOD said, "Crusades are actually pretty common for the gods, but this particular crusade is unique."

Everyone was questioning the talking dart, which All for One asked, "What makes it unique?"

The DOD said, "This one has support from many gods of all kinds, the kinds that usually fight each other. This crusade is actually making gods who are archrivals join forces for once."

They now understood the uniqueness that the DOD was talking about.

There were a lot of gods in this attack, some of different religions and some of different ages fighting these heathens. Ghost was mowing down multiple gods with his minigun and mini nukes that he threw like grenades. Hardcasekara was using his powers to burn, drown, blind, blow, impale, and rip apart his enemies. BoredAndSleepy2000 decided to use his ultimate combo to help gain a lot of ground, he flew up and in a pose (Dio's pose), "ZA WORLDO!"

Then everything froze into place, which then he opened multiple portals with road rollers coming out and he yelled, "ROAD ROLLAS!"

Then out of each portal was multiple road rollers crushing his enemies and buildings.

Everyone thought, 'WHAT THE HELL!'

The DOD said, "He loves his Jojo and Fate references, especially Gilgamesh and Dio."

Nemuidesu asked, "Why does my dad love villains?"

The DOD said, "He loves heroes do get him wrong, but he loves the villain more because without the villain there is no hero. The better the villain, the better the hero and a hero is only as good as the villain."

Everyone was now seeing BoredAndSleepy2000's view, the balance of good and evil, and why the villain was so important to him and why he loved them.

BoredAndSleepy2000 said, "Time will resume like normal."

Then everyone looked around and Ghost sighed, "You did it, didn't you?"

BAS (I tried of typing my username) said, "Maybe."

They continued forward to burn down building of the lewds and unholy ships, which Hardcasekara was targeting certain ship that definitely unholy and disturbing beyond belief. Ghost was having a ball as he has a flamethrower out and throwing holy hand grenades around. BAS went to the very center of the realm to destroy important lewds that he came to destroy and the ones that scared him for life. They took a short break when they destroyed half the realm, so that darkwolf can say the holy phrase to begin the purification process of the destroyed lands and the other gods could also freed the slaves that the enemy gods kept to help them build their worlds, which the gods would forgive them of their sins and make them promise to rebuild the realm for other thins besides the unholiness before.

Everyone was now cheering for the gods to purify the realm because it was truly evil, and they were freeing slaves in the process.

The legendary trio came across a god that ate some of his comrades to gain their strength and power, which Hardcasekara started burning and impaling him, Ghost was shooting at him, and BAS started using his swords to cut him up. But they saw he was healing faster then they can damage him. The three jumped back, which BAS asked, "Do you two trust me?"

The two looked at him in confusion, "Of course we do."

BAS said, "Okay, hold on to me."

The grabbed on him and BAS yelled, "ZA WORLDO!"

Time stopped again except the trio which BAS said, "Okay let's kill the bastard."

BAS summoned road rollers at him, Ghost shoved as many holy hand grenades and mini nukes in the god's throat, and Hardcasekara hanged the god on a cross and tied him up. Then BAS said, "Time will resume like normal."

The god then exploded, and he was hanging on the cross with his guts hanging out, which the other gods came up to say the holy phrase to officially kill the god, BAS said, "&*()%##^^ (*?}!{"

Everyone was now more curious of the language of the gods, the DOD said, "There are many holy phrases as there are many gods, but if a god changes a religion then they change their holy phrase. But they all trace back to the one phrase meaning, 'I, insert your name, slayed the god, insert your kill's name.' Which officially kills the god."

Everyone was now seeing that killing gods was just easier said than done, but Izuku H. asked, "Are they done I have the Italian food ready and they asked if I can make Mongolian food from Genghis Khan?"

Everyone looked at him in absolute concern because he was an intelligent cannibal and it scared the crap out of everyone. The DOD said, "Yeah, they are about to come back."

The trio left the work to the purification gods to fix the land then they jumped in a portal.

The trio came in and BAS asked, "So how is everybody…"

He saw his son and asked, "Did the DOD start talking again?"

Hardcasekara and Ghost in shock asked, "Wait so those voices you told us to ignore were from the dart?!"

BAS said, "Yeah, that is the goddess of destiny, which I took the liberty of trapping her in a dart."

Everyone looked at him then he said, "She's crazy, trust me."

The DOD said, "Well says the god who used to rule over worlds and demanded a sacrifice from the mortals. Also disguised himself to play the role of Genghis Khan's advisor that one time."

BAS said, "In my defense, if it weren't for me, we wouldn't be have known if it was possible to conquer half the world. And what about you and that time you played the role of Hitler' girlfriend."

The other gods backed up and knew that the dart got what was coming, everyone else was interested in the dart by her history. Then BAS said, "Okay you two set up the next movie while me and my son there have to have the talk."

The ghost grabbed the dart and threw it to land on 5 single point, which Hardcasekara said, "Death Parade?"

Ghost said, "Oh yeah, that was Sleepy's jury duty where had to help me out with Izuku and All for One were being judged like Death Parade."

Everyone sat down to get ready to watch the next film.