Death Parade

If y'all noticed I lied hehe, I released the first chapter of Father and Daughter, I bet some of y'all are thinking "That bastard lied to us." Well surprise I don't have a schedule I post what ever I want, when I want. I like to have an element of surprise to my stuff, so I hope you enjoy the stuff.

Back of the Threater

BAS said, "Okay, do what you need to do."

Nemuidesu asked, "What?"

BAS said, "I abandon you to protect you from your destiny. You most likely pissed off that I left you and your mother, so punch me in the face."

Nemuidesu said, "That isn't what I here for, I forgave you a while ago, but mom on the hand."

BAS asked, "So, what are you here for?"

Nemuidesu said, "I found a portal and fell in it. I ended up in this land of the gods, and I had to fight many gods which I also killed to survive. Besides what is this destiny, you and the other gods are talking about?"

BAS said, "Well after the last demigod died, we were given a vision that in the future a demigod would be born and will become a god slayer, which according to you, it has already started."

Nemuidesu asked, "So, I'm a god slayer… well I expected worst."

BAS said, "I thought so too, but you want to go home."

Nemuidesu said, "Yeah, but after I spend time with you."

BAS split into two, Sleepy said, "That went better than expected.

Bored said, "Tell me about."

Nemuidesu was now more confused about the two gods that made up his dad.

Theater

The three came back in, Ghost said "So this is the god slayer, I expected him to be taller."

Sleepy said, "Hey now, he already killed about 30 gods during his time in the land of the gods."

Hardcasekara, who was enjoying his food from Izuku H., asked, "Only 30?"

Everyone sat down to watch which the screen said, "Ads"

The gods leaned back in their seats and groaned.

A red heart started getting covered in white stuff and a feminine voice was heard, "Do you like Pornhub, then you will love Pornhub Live…"

Sleepy saw the 'skip ad' button and clicked it in a heartbeat, which he said, "That was too close."

Ghost said, "By the gods, what the hells who allows this as an ad on a public channel?"

Hardcasekara was laughing because the ad was just so unexpected, everyone else was just wondering how fucked up the gods were. Sleep said, "I forgot to bring four more Izukus."

Sleepy summoned an Izuku with a green fur coat with a green flame coming out of one eye, an Izuku with a green overcoat similar to Overhaul's and a dragon mask, an Izuku who is extreme well-built with nice cap and leather jacket, and an Izuku with the same built as other one but fangs and a green leather jacket and pants. Sleepy said, "I introduce y'all to Sans Izuku, Overhaul's fire breathing best friend Izuku also known as Dragon, Jojo Izuku, and Dio Izuku."

Jojo and Dio Izuku looked at each other ready to fight each other, while Dragon and Sans were looking at everyone else. When Sleepy calmed Dio and Jojo, Mirio asked, "Wait a minute, the second one is Overhaul's best friend?"

Dragon said, "You have a problem with that Lemillion. You should be minding your own business while my friend and I mind our own."

Dragon gave Eri a candy apple then walked to the MS (Mad Scientist) Izuku and asked, "You want to continue with our last conversion?"

MS Izuku giggled, "Oh yeah, you want to learn about my most prized invention 'Artificial Quirks'."

Everyone stopped to look at the mad scientist, which he stood up, "I bet you all are wanting to know how I can create quirks, erase quirks for good, give these artificial quirks, and what led me to this state of insanity? But I'm not saying a word except to this Izuku, because we are similar in ideology."

The two left to the science lab of the building (I made it because what can go wrong), Sleepy said, "We will see his world, when we see it."

Everyone turned back to the screen to watch the next world.

Izuku woke up in a bar with three other men, one wore a skull mask and black suit, one looked like him but white hair and looked in his late 20s, and one man who had white hair and grey eyes who woke up like he did. The white hair and green eyed main said, "Ghost, they're waking up."

Ghost groaned before reciting bored, "Welcome to Court Lobby. I'm Ghost, your bartender for the evening. Can I get you anything to drink?"

The older man got up to say, "Maybe some whiskey.

Everyone recognized that it was All for One, which All for One asked, "So this what happens after death?"

Ghost said, "Sometimes, but we only do this when two people die at the same time."

Izuku said, "Maybe some water for me."

Sleepy said, "I'm Sleepy and I'm the game master for you two?"

The two looked at them, then they got their drinks.

Ghost asked, "So, what are your names?"

Izuku tried to think, "I don't remember."

AFO (All for One) said the same thing, Sleepy said, "It's alright it will come to you."

Ghost frowned, "They always do…"

Sleepy asked, "So which game should we make them play Ghost?"

Izuku and AFO looked at them, which Sleepy said, "Well I guess when you two are ready."

Izuku said, "I think I need a moment to think about it."

AFO aked, "Are you sure you are ok?"

Some found it sweet that AFO cared about Izuku, while some people cough*All Might*cough didn't like this interaction.

Sleepy knew that this was going to be hard for the two, but work is work. Ghost scoffed and asked, "Isn't it obvious? 'Troubling Similarities.' That game where they both make a list of what two things have in common."

Sleepy then said, "Who ever wins gets another chance at life and who ever loses goes to the afterlife. Now let's get this started."

Everyone was in shock that this was the way to decide the fate of two people who have died at the same time. Some people told themselves to not die with someone at the same time or they must play against someone else to get that extra life, but others started preparing themselves to play against someone for that extra life.

The two nodded at the gods, Sleepy said, "Ok short one, you will start."

Ghost pulled out two pictures one of UA and the other of his middle school, Izuku looked, before listing, "U-um… They are both schools… both try to do what's best for their students' futures… and… both have students with quirks."

Sleepy said, "Good."

The Sleepy showed AFO two pictures a man giving another man, who was on a knee, a quirk and the other was a woman giving a teen her quirk.

Nana and All Might saw that the one picture was when Nana gave Yagi (Fuck it) One for All.

AFO said, "They both are giving people a quirk and the people are accepting the quirks. The people want to use the quirks to change the world for the better."

Ghost looked at hi wrist, muttering quietly, "Cue one of the memories in three, two, one…"

Sleepy grabbed Izuku's and AFO's heads to unlock one memory from them, they felt pain for a few seconds. Izuku said, "I remember, my name is Izuku… Izuku Midoriya. I was a student."

AFO said, "I remember my name is Hishashi Midoriya but I was known as the villain, All for One."

Izuku frowned, "But… nothing else."

Ghost spoke bored, "Just keep playing, okay?"

The gods were enjoying the drama, Miss Midoriya was taking a real good look at AFO, which Bored said, "You know what Sleepy?"

Sleepy looked at him, "Yeah?"

Bored said, "Since you can erase memories and add them, you want to reveal some secrets and erase them."

The gods smiled then paused the video, Sleepy said, "All for One, you can say the thing you always wanted to say to your son since birth."

Yagi asked, "What does he want to say?"

AFO stood up, "Izuku, I am your father."

Everyone looked in shock that AFO said that, then Miss Midoriya said, "I knew I seen you some where before. Where the hell have you been?"

Yagi said, "No, it can't be"

The original Izuku said, "Well mom always said that you loved Star Wars and that was your favorite scene. I guess it would be cool if you said that on the battlefield."

Bakugo looked at Izuku, "That's fucked up Deku."

Todoroki said, "For once I have to agree with Bakugo, that is pretty fucked Midoriya."

AFO said, "Well if you took a 'United States of Smash' to the face it takes the powers of the gods to fix it. And what am I say 'Hey honey I home, I just got back from getting my ass nearly killed by All Might today.' And I sorry I wasn't there for you Izuku."

Bored said, "Izuku Snow, your real father was Rhaegar Targaryen and your real mother was Nana Stark. You are the true heir of the Iron Throne and Ryukyu is your aunt."

Izuku Snow in shock said, "That means…"

Hardcasekara said, "You banged your aunt."

Everyone looked at Izuku Snow, who fainted in his chair, and laughed at him, then Sleepy said, "But we are not done."

Ghost pulled out some pictures, "Hey Bakugo, Izuku actually banged your mom one time and here is proof."

Ghost gave Bakugo the pictures while everyone was in shock that Izuku would do that. The original Izuku was nervous, "I was meaning to tell you, Kacchan."

Bakugo in anger, "DEKUUUUUUUUUU!"

The gods tied him down, which Bored said, "Bakugo is gay for you Kirishima and you are gay for him."

Kirishima hide himself in the back and Bakugo was beyond pissed, the Sleepy said, "Well it's time for memory erasing."

Sleepy snapped his fingers to erase everyone's memories of this conversion, which the gods agreed it was worth it. Then everyone continued to watch the universe.

Sleepy said, "The more rounds you play, the more memories you get back."

Hishashi asked, "Are me and Izuku related?"

Sleepy said, "We will find out soon."

Then Sleepy showed Hishashi two pictures, one was him, a green haired woman, and a green haired baby; while the other one was him and a skinny white hair man fightin him. Hishashi said, "They are both family. They both loved each other no matter how you looked at it."

Sleepy said, "Good eye."

Ghost showed two pictures to Izuku, one was him looking at an All Might video in awe and the other one was him smiling despite being bullied by Katsuki. Izuku said, "They are looking towards a brighter future, no matter what happens to them."

Sleepy unlocked another memory them revealing their families and relationships. Hishashi said, "I'm Izuku's dad, I forced a quirk on my brother for defying me, I wasn't around because my injury from All Might."

Izuku said, "I had a mom who was the only person who cared for me, I used to have a childhood friend until he started to bully me."

Everyone looked at Bakugo who looked away from everyone. Bored whispered, "Memory erasing is fun, we should do this more often."

The gods agreed that it was funny, and they should do it again sometime in the future.

Sleepy then said, "Trust me on this one, it gets harder from here."

Sleepy reveals two pictures to Hishashi one of his brother and one of Izuku. Hishashi said, "They are my family but they both also strive for justice and are alike in many ways than I can see."

Sleepy said, "Correct."

Ghost pulled up two images to Izuku one was him and the other was Hishashi, which Ghost spoke, "Aside from family… what do they have in common?"

Hishashi looked at Izuku to see what he would say, but Hishashi had no real idea what they had in common besides family. Izuku said, "We wanted to help people, no matter the situation."

Sleepy smiled, "Correct"

He gave them more memories, their deaths, which Izuku said, "I committed suicide like Kacchan told me to so I can hopefully get a quirk in another life."

Everyone's jaws dropped by what this Izuku said, while Bakugo started to regret saying those words he said to him on that day.

Hishashi was in shock that his son had been through so much pain to led to his death, he said, "I died a while later after the injury after my fight with All Might."

Ghost gave a lazy grin, "You two died at the same time. When it comes down to it, the two of you will be judged. One of you will go to Heaven, the other to Hell."

Hisashi said, "Wait, didn't Sleepy said one of us get another chance of life and the other goes to the afterlife?"

Sleepy said, "Yes, he calls rebirth 'Heaven' and afterlife 'Hell' because he works here. This is my jury duty so I'm more straight forward about it."

Now that the two understood the situation fully, Sleepy said, "Shall we continue?"

Hishashi asked, "Ghost, can one of us surrender to let the other win?"

Everyone was wonder why he wanted to surrender, but the gods and AFO knew why he would want to surrender.

Izuku looked at his dad in shock that he was asking to surrender to give Izuku another chance at life. Ghost shrugged before fixing himself a drink, "Depends on intention, who's surrendering, and history. I recall this one time sentencing a man to hell just because he tried to deceive me to get a free pass into heaven."

Hishashi said, "I've failed as a father, I've failed as a brother, I'm a monster who deserves to go to hell if anything. But my son here did nothing wrong, he wanted to help people like I once did."

Izuku was tearing up, Hishashi continued, "I want to at least save my son to ake it up to him."

Everyone was tearing up by his sacrifice, Sleepy said, "At the end of the day, a father doesn't want to truly fight his child or kill them."

Bored asked, "What about Thanos?"

Sleepy said, "He didn't want to but he knows he had to for his goal."

Sleepy teared up a bit, then leaned over to Ghost to whisper, "We should let him surrender, my mind powers are showing he is saying nothing but the truth."

Ghost frowned, thinking a bit before nodding to an idea, "Here's the deal. Even us gods answer to a higher group. Like heroes to the government, or workers to a boss. As of right now, Sleepy and I need to leave soon. So, you'll both neither go to hell or heaven. You'll both simply be both sentenced… to work. You'll both work here for all of eternity. Always remembering, always judging… always existing. All without the sweet release of losing memories or ceasing to exist. I'll be checking in once in a while to see if I can get you guys an additional helper, but it'll just be the two of you from the very start."

The two nodded as Sleepy and Ghost left the bar to them. A few yards away, Sleepy pulled out a liter of vodka, "You want some?"

Nemuidesu looked at Sleepy, "So, you are an alcoholic?"

Sleepy said, "No, it just harder for me to get drunk."

Ghost groaned accepting it, "Please. You remember to destroy all but the game system, bar, and game system in the lobby when we leave, right?"

Sleepy pulled out a remote to push a button to do the job, "I hope I didn't scare them too badly."

The gods were drinking a little bit to relax themselves to deal with the boss.

Everyone who isn't a god was wondering about this boss of theirs. Bored said, "I still can't believe she is our boss, this why I hate democracy. It elects weaker gods to rule over the strong."

Nezu then asked, "Wait, you all vote for your bosses?"

Sleepy pulled a three-liter bottle of whiskey out of portal, "Yeah, because killing each other for gain power and move up the ranks is morally wrong. And we should stop acting like savages."

The two walked into the boss' office, the boss was a white hair with grey eyes she looked at the two, "Hello Sleepy and Ghost, I haven't seen you two in a while. You two must have come here for a reason."

Sleepy didn't say a thing because their boss was the goddess of fear and it creeped him out. Ghost waved a bit, "We've let the father and son take up Court Lobby."

She looked at Ghost, "So, why are they doing that?"

Sleepy gained enough courage to speak, "The father wanted to surrender to let his son go to heaven or reincarnate, which we have come to allow it."

The boss looked the two, "Sleepy I know about your mind, reality, and soul powers you have so I trust that you have determined that the father is speaking the truth."

Sleepy said, "Correct."

She looked at Ghost, "So, what is your opinion on the matter Ghost?"

Ghost sighed, "We can't exactly sentence either them. The father was going to Hell anyways. However, the son still wants to get to know his father. This is a compromise for them. The father's new Hell is now trying to deal with the guilt on his conscious despite everything that has happened, and his son's new Heaven is getting to know his father. Heaven and Hell is a state of mind and views"

Ghost sip from his glass before mixing and serving a drink to her, "Remember that time we had to send that one person to Heaven because they would technical believe that Hell was Heaven?"

She took a drink, "I remember that one too well, were you there Sleepy or was that Bored?"

Sleepy said, "That was me, Bored doesn't qualify for this."

The boss then said, "I approve any action you take for this one, because how complex it is. Oh, before you go Sleepy, I would like to talk to you about something."

Sleepy sweating bullets, "S-Sure"

Sleepy whispered to Ghost, "Run."

Ghost shrugged and requested as he left, "Just so long as you make him immobile and still feel everything. I need him for an experiment involving Cthulu, tentacles, rule 34, and oil tankers worth of lube, along with a waterpark."

She said, "I will send you everything you need, which Sleepy will deliver it after I'm done with him."

Sleepy then asked, "What do you need me for?"

She said, "Something that no god has pulled for a hundred years."

Sleepy said, "Don't worry Ghost I will bring the stuff."

The screen turned black.

Sleepy then asked, "Oh Ghost, how are the two?"

Ghost said, "Oh, they're doing great."

Bored asked, "What did she want to talk to you about?"

Sleepy pointed at Nemuidesu, "She wanted to know who he was, she doesn't want to kill him, and she wants to see him when he finds us."

Nemuidesu asked, "What does she want me?"

The gods shrugged, then Sleepy grabbed the dart then threw it and said, "Hey MS Izuku, we are visiting your world."

MS Izuku said, "Well we get to see my fall into insanity, the beginning of artificial quirks, my quirk erasing drugs, and my success in the fall of society."

MS Izuku started laughing like a madman because he was, the gods relaxed as the universe was about to start.