The Purge

Sleepy said, "Okay Bored, god of time and space. You think we should overthrow the government and bring back the old days."

Bored chuckled, "Sleepy, god of reality and mind, you are funny. Why are we introducing ourselves again?"

Hardcasekara looked at both their eyes which he said, "Oh no! You both are both high as hell!"

Ghost sighed, "Well this is going to be entertaining as hell."

Everyone in the room was weirded out but the events which CN Izuku chuckled, "Guys… if two telepaths read each other's minds… at the same time… what do they see?"

The gods looked at him and Sleepy said, "Holy Shit! Bored let's do that!"

Bored and Sleepy did it then after a while Bored asked, "What are we doing again?"

Sleepy said, "I have no idea."

Everyone in the room laughed their asses off which then the TV turned on with the title 'Divine News'.

Two gods sat next to each which the male god said, "Good afternoon, I'm Bill Stevens."

The female god said, "And I'm Monica Hook. Our story today, Fleece Johnson is now released from prison."

Bored and Sleepy cheered and Sleepy said, "The meme is free!"

Bored smiled, "All hail the booty warrior!"

Hardcasekara and Ghost laughed their asses off which A Pimp Named Deku said, "They finally release him, I better increase security at my place."

Ghost looked at him, "This is the god Fleece Johnson, not your Fleece Johnson."

A Pimp Named Deku relaxed, "Thank the lord."

CN Izuku asked, "How did you become a pimp, because I'm very interested."

A Pimp Named Deku smirked, "I ain't revealing shit."

CN Izuku chuckled, "Fine keep your secrets, but you gods… what would you do on a purge?"

Ghost shrugged, "I guess I'll kill a few gods I can't kill by law."

Hardcasekara said, "I'll visit other worlds to be worshipped and get some sacrifices… maybe kill a few gods I can't kill by law."

Bored smiled, "Destroy an entire realm of gods me and Sleepy don't like."

Sleepy nodded in agreement then Sleepy said, "There are treasures I would like to steal as well."

Bored in wide eyes, "The Lost Ark, Excalibur, Knife of Cain, the Holy Grail, The Staff of Adam, and the Apple of Eden."

Sleepy said, "Okay, enough messing around… let's get into this world."

The scene opened to a normal day at UA which Aizawa was teaching the class, which then Aizawa said, "Remember class, the purge is tonight so stay safe. You don't want to end up like Mineta last year."

Momo asked, "What happened to Mineta?"

A girl with green hair wearing a black leather jacket green t shirt and jeans said, "Most likely dead."

CN Izuku said, "Miss Anarchy!"

Miss Anarchy high-fived CN Izuku which Bored said, "Yeah, he died."

Deadpool Izuku said, "Well we kind of expected this."

The class nodded then went home to prepare for the purge, which for Izuku he got on his vigilante suit. Izuku realized if everything was legal on the day of the purge then vigilantism was legal, and he can be a hero without his license. Izuku looked at the screen waiting for the beginning of the purge which Bakugo got on his vigilante suit as well and they sat together waiting for the purge to begin.

Kirishima said, "They are working together on a day to help save people even if all crime is legal and villains can do what ever they want… super manly!"

All Might and the heroes didn't know if they should be proud or upset by how reckless the two were being.

Then the TV screen revealed the commitment of the purge which they got up to check their weapons and supplies. Bakugo said, "Pain Killers, guns, bandages, knives, a baseball bat, hand cuffs and smoke gas grenades."

Izuku checked his stuff to say, "I got my equipment… now let's help some people."

They left to go to the top of a building to watch how everything was burning and destroyed, which they can't handle a bunch of villains like that. They are waiting for reinforcements and they can't start without them.

All Might asked, "Who are the reinforcements they are waiting for?"

Ghost said, "Other vigilantes."

Then the reinforcement came behind them which Izuku and Bakugo turned to greet The Crawler, Pop Step, and Knuckleduster which they discuss where to go, and which areas have the most villains. The turned to see 10 blocks of the city were destroyed in an instant which Izuku and Bakugo knew only one person who can do that. Izuku said, "All… for… One!"

Knuckleduster asked, "Who?"

Izuku said, "All Might's archenemy, his quirk can take quirks from others, use them like his own, and give people quirks that he has stolen."

The Crawler said, "We can't fight something like that, we have to run!"

As much as Izuku and Bakugo hated to run away, they had no choice but run away. They ran away to somewhere safer to do there thing, which they saw some hurt people on their way, and they gave them pain killers and bandages to help them.

All for One asked, "What happens after the purge ends?"

Hardcasekara said, "Everything goes back to normal, medical services operate again, and firefighters go put out fires. The idea is to help lower crime and make more money, which it has proven to do that. The purge actually lowers crime by 50% and the government actually makes more money in the long run."

Eraserhead asked, "How did the government think this was a good idea?"

Sleepy said, "They secretly wanted to kill the poor and hopeless people in society, so the purge is a win-win."

Everyone was shocked that government was getting involved by this, which they turned back to the screen.

As the gang went around helping people, they saw a group of men jumping out of a semi-truck and gunning down people which Bakugo used his quirk to kill the men which Izuku ran to the driver to kill him. The Crawler said, "Guys look at this!"

They looked at the traffic cams and other stuff in the truck which they were in shock by everything. Pop Step asked, "Who would have this tech like this?"

Knuckleduster said, "A powerful organization… We should use their weapons."

They grabbed the weapons and first aid on the truck to restock their supply, which as soon as they walked a few blocks from the truck they were surrounded by a bunch of men in black military like clothes. A man said, "We finally caught the guys who have been ruining our night to bring balance to the population."

Bakugo shouted, "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"

The man took off his mask to reveal his mask which The Crawler said, "The Senator!"

The vigilantes looked at him in shock which he smiled, "What you are doing maybe legal tonight… but this night is about purging and killing for cleansing the country of our sins and our sickness. I hope you understand."

The men were about to open fire until they were wiped out with one attack, the group in shock which Bakugo said, "What happened?"

A dark voice chuckled, "What happened… I happened to save you five."

Bakugo and Izuku knew that voice from anywhere which the five turned around to see All for One right behind them. Izuku stuttered, "All… for… One."

He chuckled, "Run along now, I'm going to have my fun now before I have to return to my life support."

The five hauled ass which he chuckled, "Silly children."

Everyone was in shock that out of everyone who could have save them, it was AFO who saved them. AFO and the gods knew his reasons which everyone was debating on who was the bigger villain the government or AFO.

When they were done for the night Izuku saw a $3,000 All Might figure, and he stole it because he wanted it but never had the money for it. Which Bakugo also stole some merchandise and other things as well. They returned home which the siren rang to signal the end of the purge, Izuku said, "You prepared for next year, Kacchan."

Bakugo smirked, "You bet, Deku."

The screen went black…

Everyone had mixed reviews of the world which Bored said, "We got time, if you have question about us. You can ask us anything."

Nezu quickly asked, "How did you came to be?"

Ghost said, "Depending on which realm a god came from depends on origin. I just woke up one day and I knew that I was a death god and began my work."

Hardcasekara said, "I was created for elements to appear, and to create day and night cycles."

Sleepy smiled, "Me and Bored were actually two of the six gods born from a god's death. When he died, he split into six gods which are me, Bored, Humor, Blank, Happy, and Sad. We each knew one thing and one thing alone at the time."

AFO asked, "Which was?"

Bored said, "To reunite into one by killing each other and taking each other's powers. Sleepy is reality, I am time, Humor was mind, Blank was soul, Happy was power or energy really, and Sad was space."

Sleepy said, "We were six siblings that believe that we had to kill each other to resurrect the all might god we were apart of. After many centuries of battles… Happy mortally wounded me and watched me dying. Just before I was about to die, Bored killed him."

Bored said, "I was insane at the time because Humor kicked my ass and caused some damage to my mind. Sleepy offered a deal."

Eraserhead asked, "What was the deal?"

Sleepy chuckled, "We heard of rumors that some gods from other realms could fuse together to make super gods and can infuse themselves, so I told him that if we could do it… could fix each other."

Bored said, "I accepted the deal because Sleepy can fix my mind and I could save him from death. We attempted the fuse which requires focus, the two gods to think alike, and they have to have at least a mutual feeling for each other. Which we didn't hate each other, so we believed we could do it."

Sleepy then said, "The first attempt was successful and we fused together, we then went to the other gods to kill them. We split the powers we gained from killing the other gods and we agreed on 'Fuck our purpose of recreating the all might one!' That is our origin."

Deadpool Izuku said, "So Hardcasekara and Ghost had simple origins while you two have a longer and more complained origin of your creations."

Bored said, "True!"

Nemuidesu asked, "Wait… you have more powers than reality and time?! Do I have them too?!"

Sleepy said, "We will show you, when you are old enough."

Nemuidesu asked, "How old?"

Bored said, "250."

Nemuidesu in shock, "What is my lifespan?!"

Ghost said, "If the council of gods agree to promote you to god hood… forever, if not… 100,000 years."

Nemuidesu asked, "What about my kids and wife?"

Hardcasekara said, "Kids will possibly get immortal like you through the council, but wife will live like a normal human being."

All Might asked, "Wait you two mention you took powers from your siblings, so who has what powers?"

Bored said, "I have time, space, and power."

Sleepy said, "Reality, mind, and soul."

Nezu asked, "Sleepy… what makes a soul?"

Sleepy chuckled, "It's more complicated to put in words and it's the best I can say is it's the essences of a being."

Nezu nodded because if a god couldn't really explain it fully than it was that complicated as he puts it. Kurogiri asked, "In the beginning, Bored called himself the ruler of time and Sleepy called himself the ruler of reality. Why not expand the titles?"

Bored said, "Those are our titles since birth, we most use the powers we are born with, so we never bothered expanding the titles."

Sleepy threw the dart which landed on 'Doom Slayer'.