The Office

For those reading this You all just got pranked and I'm not doing Dark Souls for now. Instead we are doing something even better.

Sleepy and Bored giggled which no one had any idea why which Hardcasekara asked, "What are you laughing about?"

Bored said, "Y'all got pranked we aren't doing Dark Souls… yet!"

Sleepy smiled as the dart board disappeared and so did the dice, "We actually made the put the multiverse in overdrive meaning, we can't predict what will show up."

Ghost asked, "What?!"

Everyone was in question by this which Bored and Sleepy combined into one then BAS (BoredAndSleepy2000) snapped his fingers which all the other Izuku disappeared except the original, CN Izuku, AHS (Anti Hero Squad) Izuku, Russian Spy Izuku, FAS Izuku, Scarecrow Izuku, and Mad Scientist Izuku. The TV revealed 'The Office' which BAS smiled, "We deserve a comedy break."

The scene opens with Bakugo smoking a cigarette then he looks at the audience to say, "Today, smoking is going to save lives."

Then Bakugo threw the cigarette in the trash can which set the entire trash can was on fire which he then threw a bottle of alcohol into the can for good measure.

The gods, villains, and Bakugo laughed their asses off while the heroes were looking at them like they are wrong to laugh at that.

Then Momo at the desk looked at the smoke to yell, "FIRE!"

Everyone was freaking out which Bakugo shouted, "What's do we do?"

Momo said, "The phone is dead."

Then All Might came out of his office to shout, "Oh God, it's happening! Everyone stays calm!"

Shoji asked, "What do we do boss?"

All Might shouted in rage, "Stay fucking calm!"

Everyone was fucking dying from this situation which All Might was in shock that he was cursing in this situation. Nezu was unhappy from this situation but Aizawa grinned the entire time.

All Might went to the door say, "Calm the fuck down everyone!"

Then he put his hand on the door handle which Bakugo shouted, "Did you feel the handle, if it's warm then there is fire on the other side."

All Might said, "It's warm!"

Izuku at the other door said, "This door is warm too!"

All Might said, "To the other door!"

Flashback

Bakugo had a torch and heated up the door handles and decided to do this whole thing because they company didn't have a fire drill.

Flashback ends

Midnight said, "Wait… we didn't have a fire drill, so he decided to take things to his own hands!"

Nezu said, "On one hand… that's understandable but on the other hand… even I wouldn't do this."

Then everyone knocked down Bakugo and run through the other door which they found two more doors that were also hot. All Might said, "Okay everyone, every man for themselves."

Everyone went on a frenzy and run everywhere which they also knocked over one of the cameramen which Uraraka went to get her cat out of the drawers to then run threw on of doors. When she opened the door with a hot door handle to see no fire which she shouted, "Guys, there is no fire!"

Everyone stopped what they were doing then they opened the other doors to see no fire except the trash can.

Sleepy said, "Top ten pranks that went too far!"

The villains and some of the students were still dying of laughter from the whole situation. Nezu looked at Bakugo, "I hope you don't do this anytime in your future."

Bakugo grunted, "I wouldn't do that."

The scene changed Bakugo in one of the meeting room sitting across Kirishima which Bakugo asked, "Have you taken any illegal drugs?"

Kirishima said, "No, I have not."

Bakugo asked, "Is it possible that someone has drugs in your system without you knowing about it."

Kirishima asked, "What are you implying?"

Bakugo got close, "Have you ever pooped… a balloon?"

Everyone in the theater lost their shit laughing like everyone was fucking dying from this. Aizawa laughing, "Pooped a balloon… are you sure you are not on any drugs?!"

Momo dying, "What is this art?"

CN Izuku laughed, "I have done a lot of illegal drugs, but pooping balloons is not one of the side effects."

Scarecrow said, "This version of Katsuki… I can't describe him in words."

Kirishima got up and left which Bakugo said, "He left in a hurry."

Then he had Mina sitting across from him which Bakugo sides a picture of weed to her, "Do you know what this is?"

Mina said, "It's marijuana."

Bakugo got up, "How do you know?!"

Mina smirked, "It's labeled."

Bakugo picked up the picture and said, "Dammit."

Everyone was laughing harder which Tiger said, "No more, this is too funny!"

All Might was crying from the comedy and so was All for One, Kurogiri said, "This is gold in my book."

Dabi said, "More!"

Then Todoroki was across Bakugo which he said, "That is Northern Lights, cannabis indicia."

Bakugo said, "No this is marijuana."

Ghost said, "Todoroki knows exactly one."

Todoroki was dying which Dabi said, "Dude, that is the stoner."

Mina said, "The fact that Todoroki knows this really makes me question a few things."

Sleepy said, "Todoroki… Izuku, should I tell them, or you will."

Everyone looked at them which Izuku said, "We smoke weed… no problem."

Denki asked, "Wait… I'm not the only one."

Izuku was now sitting across from Bakugo which he said, "I just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you."

Bakugo said, "That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me."

Izuku held the pick of the weed, "Marijuana is a memory lost drug, you just don't remember."

Bakugo said, "I would remember."

Izuku said, "How could you, if it just erased your memory."

Bakugo said, "That's not how it works."

Izuku asked, "Well how do you know how it works?"

Bakugo looked at him, "Knock it off, I'm doing the interview."

Izuku got up, "No you said I would be the one interviewing you… now exactly how (clap) much (clap) pot have you smoked?"

Bakugo stared into the distance thinking if he smoked some weed.

Everyone was beyond dying which Inko said, "This is the greatest!"

Everyone agreed to this then Bored said, "One more scene this is too good for its own existence."

Today was the day Yagi was retiring from the company which he went up to Aizawa to say, "I would like to say goodbye friend, but when you get out… I will be playing at the golf course."

Aizawa sighed and went back to his crossword puzzle box which Yagi grabbed, "Let's do one last puzzle together."

Aizawa said, "No."

Yagi smiled, "Come one."

Aizawa said, "No!"

Then some pictures of some naked girls fell out of the book which Aizawa quickly picked them up. Then the scene changes to Aizawa in a private room with a camera man which he said with a straight face, "It's called Hentai and it's art."

Aizawa went pale and everyone fucking died and couldn't breathe which Midnight got next to him, "I knew this Shota has a dirty mind."

Aizawa said, "I would never have such disgusting things near me."

Everyone looked at him and had small debates going on in their heads which Bored said, "We came looking for gold, but we found diamonds!"

Everyone nodded then they tried to relax but they were still thinking about Aizawa with a straight face talking about hentai. Which Aizawa was thinking about the fire that Bakugo created while Nezu was dying from the weed interview. Then everyone looked at the gods which Bored said, "Don't look at us… we don't know what's next."

Sleepy grinned, "We do whatever we want."