The Crusading Emperor

Everyone was nice and relaxed which Nemuidesu looked at BAS, "Are you sure you are okay, Dad?"

BAS said, "Yes, I'm fine… I need to find something amazing or funny."

Ghost said, "I've never seen you cry before."

Nezu with a jar of BAS's tear said, "I can't believe I have tears from a god."

Hardcasekara asked, "What were you watching?"

BAS said, "I'm not talking about it yet."

A few hours ago…

Ghost said, "We are going to show the class, the heroes, Inko, the villains, and your son the best of Godland… you sure you don't want to come?"

BAS said, "You know I only leave at nighttime."

Nemuidesu asked, "You're not a vampire, Dad."

Hardcasekara said, "No keep him here, he gets sunburn in 10 minutes in the sun."

BAS waved goodbye then he got an alert of his TV which he said, "tiguylerobot made another one shot… summary: Izuku gets bad news, I wonder what's this about."

Two hours later…

Everyone arrived which Hardcasekara said, "We are… back."

Everyone heard Bored and Sleepy crying in their separate rooms which Ghost came into Sleepy's room, "What happen?!"

Sleepy said while crying, "Izuku… died… I'm depressed."

Hardcasekara was in Bored's room which Bored said while crying, "I'm too sad to leave this room."

Hardcasekara went to get Bored's weed and Ghost went to get Sleepy's beer which after about half an hour, they were comfortable enough to leave their rooms and fuse back together. Which Nemuidesu asked, "What happened?"

Nezu said, "I would like to know too."

BAS said, "A sad… sad… world."

Present

BAS went to a wall which everyone was confused then BAS punched a hole in it and the wall fell down revealing a ton of gods. BAS said, "Sorry to break the fourth wall but I would like to tell y'all watching that I pulled a Doctor Strange to tell you that we after the next two chapters we will have 4 chapters of Fullmetal Alchemist from episode 60 to 63 where Izuku is Father."

The gods on the other side cheered which everyone except Ghost was freaked out by this then BAS said, "This chapter was inspired by a game of Crusader Kings 2 which I was just playing, for those who don't know what the game is… look up the memes of Reddit which you just have to put in r/crusaderkings. The next chapter will be SovietWomble's Bullshittery series; Izuku as Soviet, Katsuki as Cyanide, Shoto as Gambit, Tomura as Digby, Dabi as Quebec, and so much more. If you have problem with the cast, please kindly leave and wait for Fullmetal Alchemist because I'm not going to read reviews on who should have been who for the cast of the ZF Clan. Thank you have a nice day!"

BAS rebuilt the wall which Ghost said, "That is one way to break the fourth wall."

Hardcasekara asked, "Were you in on this?"

Ghost said, "I knew about the fourth wall, but I assumed you knew about it."

AFO asked, "What is this game you call 'Crusader Kings 2'?"

BAS chuckled, "It's a strategy game taking place in the Middle Ages in Europe, North Africa, and most of Asia which you can start as a Count and work your way up to reforming the Roman Empire or make your own empire. Also there is characters that you play with to help them gain traits to help them in their life as a ruler which you have to get them married so when they die, you can play as their heir until you reach to the end of the Middle Ages. That is the short and incomplete summary of it."

Mina said, "Sounds complicated."

BAS said, "It is especially when I use the DLCs, which I will show a world that was inspired by one of my games which I will give a run down of the world's history before we get to the actual scene."

Tomura said, "Bring it!"

BAS said, "In this world, everyone starts off as a count with slightly different religions than in the actual history, but we will get to that later. Soon we focus on two main houses with two main legendary bloodlines, the first one in modern day Kuwait is house Alkulu Alwahid which is a short version of…"

AFO said, "All for One in Arabic."

BAS said, "Thank you, the bloodline in that family gives the members immortality, greater strength, but less of a chance to produce an offspring. The other house in modern day Marseille is house Un Pour Tous which is French for…"

Present Mic said, "One for All."

BAS said, "Thank you for the French lesson, which their blood line allows their members more strength, each generation is stronger than the previous, increases charisma of the people, and people have a better opinion of them. Which the two houses are far apart but they began to get bigger and so they clash."

Inko said, "This sounds pretty interesting."

Hardcasekara said, "This is what happens when you leave him alone too long and it impress me."

Kirishima asked, "What was the first clash?"

BAS smiled, "After the first inquisition of the new formed Yuuei Empire for control of Naples. Empress Nana was known not only as the woman who made the empire but as the creator of the sword named after the house 'One for All' which it was made from a meteorite. It is the only sword that can never break to it's rival sword also made by a meteorite in The Immortal Caliph's, AKA All for One, territory. His sword is named 'All for One' after his house which Nana died in that inquisition but her son, Emperor Yagi 'All Might', won the inquisition for the kingdom of Naples. Yagi was the first to wound The Immortal Caliph, but he got wounded as well."

Kirishima teared up, "Manly!"

Momo asked, "So what is the weakness of immortality in this world?"

Ghost said, "You can get killed on the battlefield, the Black Death can kill you, and assassination by a dagger can kill you too."

Mina said, "But poisons can't hurt you."

Ghost said, "You stop aging when you get to 21 so that is an upside."

Shoto asked, "What about Izuku in all of this?"

BAS said, "I'm getting to it, when the first inquisition was over and a decade later by some crazy rules of this weird version of Catholicism, Yagi gave his titles up to become Pope. Which his heir is Izuku the Great. He got the name after his inquisition in the eastern part of Hispania, a.k.a Spain, and his second one in the western part of Hispania. He also was the one stopped the Mongolian Empire from invading Europe. He has killed so many Mongolian Khan and even the Genghis Khan that he is also nicknamed 'The Khan Slayer'. "

Everyone was in awe by this version of Izuku which Izuku asked, "What else?"

Scarecrow said, "Please continue."

BAS said, "When he became the emperor, he made his most trusted friend Katsuki 'The Dragon' Bakugo as his Marshal, Shoto 'The Unkillable' Todoroki as his Advisor, Tenya Iida as Chancellor, Momo as the first female steward of the empire, Toru as the first female spymaster, and Ibara 'The Daughter of Christ' as the Court Priestess…"

Katsuki grinned at his name in this world and Shoto like the title 'The Unkillable' and wondered how he got that name, Nezu asked, "How big are the two empires?"

BAS made the TV reveal a map of a stranger Europe, "The Yuuei Empire controls all of Hispania, most of France, all of Italy, Bosnia, half of Greece, and some of North Africa. Alkulu Alwahid Empire controls all of the Arabian Peninsula, Turkey, Iran, and most importantly Jerusalem."

Everyone had an idea that these two empires are really big which BAS said, "I forgot to mention that Katsuki is the King of Leon which Izuku gave him the title, Shoto is the King of Naples, and Momo is Queen of Pisa the north half of Italy which Yagi is calling upon the first crusade for Jerusalem."

Katsuki was definitely happy about being a king which Shoto asked, "How did I get the name 'The Unkillable'?"

BAS chuckled, "Your father tried killing you with assassins, but you survived. He banished you from the kingdom and send some killers after you which Katsuki, Izuku, and Tenya helped you. During the Inquisitions, Shoto got shot by arrows and stabbed by daggers but you survived. During the Mongolians, you killed a lot of Mongolians and took a lot of damage and somehow you survived. Someone shot you with a fire ball which you took it like a champ, which they titled you 'The Unkillable'."

Bakugo asked, "How did I get 'The Dragon'?"

BAS said, "You are a strong fighter, led armies with Izuku, and you have led very success campaigns in North Africa and Northern France. You are known to be deadly as a dragon which led to 'The Dragon'. Izuku as the emperor gave you two kingdoms but you like Leon better."

Then the screen started playing which BAS smiled, "Another thing is that the crusade for the holy land is decided by the battle of Constantinople."

Denki asked, "Why?"

BAS said, "All for One was going to get his main army on ships to sail to the empire's capital which Izuku realized it after conquering the holy land."

The huge city of Constantinople was now watching the battle that was happening right in front of them. Yuuei Empire had ships blocking the flee of The Immortal Caliph's fleet from moving and which the Caliph's 750,000 men were now facing Izuku's army coming from Greece. Izuku's army consisted of his men from the holy orders like Templers and many others that he established with his personal army, his best friend Katsuki's Spanish army, and Shoto's Italian army but it wasn't the empire's full army. In total they had 700,000 men…

Yagi said, "They are short of 50,000 but Izuku probably has a plan."

Then three men were shown one with blonde spikey hair with an axe, one with red and white hair with a burn mark on his left eye, and the last one with green messy hair which all three of them were in their early 30s.

The girls' jaws dropped to the floor by how big and manly they were, the guys agreed that they looked awesome.

Shoto said, "We must keep them busy until our forces from the holy land arrive."

Izuku looked at the field to say, "Flat Land, I have an advantage on that… Katsuki my friend, you take the mountains to make it rain arrows."

Katsuki grinned, "Sure thing, Izuku."

Aizawa said, "Splitting up to their advantages points, but their enemies must have a counter for this."

BAS said, "They faced bigger forces, the Mongolians were much bigger."

Izuku looked at Shoto, "You think you can survive this?"

Shoto chuckled, "You bet I will."

Then on the other side, Sultan Dabi 'The Burnt'…

Some of the league laughed their asses off from the title, Dabi looked at this version to say, "I look like a burnt onion."

Toga said, "That hat makes you look hilarious."

Sultan Dabi 'The Burnt' looked at the Caliph, "We have the numbers… but Emperor Izuku 'The Great' is leading the army."

All for One to say, "I heard the tales of him, he is a much better fighter than their Pope. He might actually give me a challenge… send a force to face his mountain troops and have an all-out attack on him."

Tomura then son of the Caliph asked, "What about his other forces coming?"

All for One chuckled, "We are going to defeat them before they come."

Midnight asked, "Who is leading the other forces?"

BAS chuckled, "It's a surprise."

Izuku and Shoto with their huge army looked out at All for One's army splitting into two which Izuku pulled out his sword 'One for All' then looked at Shoto, "You ready?"

Shoto revealed his lance, "I got 'Traitor's Doom' ready for this fight."

Ghost said, "Hold up…"

Kirishima said, "Traitor's Doom, that sound like a 40K Warhammer reference."

Shoji said, "Brother, get the flamer…"

Denki said, "The heavy flamer."

Hardcasekara said, "You know you are in a 40k Warhammer game where instead of 'Waiting for Players' it says 'Waiting for Brothers'"

BAS said, "Brother, I'm getting a too loyal for this."

Izuku asked, "How about 'Fire' and 'Ice'?"

Shoto revealed the two swords which then Katsuki on the mountains saw the forces coming towards his mountain troops which he orders his troops to shoot arrows at them. Sultan Iguchi was leading the troops up the mountains which he has light dark skin with pink hair.

Tomura said, "Hmm, so that's what you look like as a human."

Spinner said, "What?"

Kurogiri said, "Sorry, he was just curiosity what you would look like without your lizard quirk."

Spinner looked at the version of himself to say, "I guess I now know what I look like if I was born quirkless."

Katsuki pulled out his axe which he said, "I guess me and Heresy Slayer are going to taste more blood today. For the emperor!"

Kirishima shouted, "Blood for the blood gods!"

Sero said, "Skulls for the skull throne!"

Sato said, "That is some heresy, brother!"

Katsuki's men kept shooting at Iguchi's troops and All for One's troops which Izuku shouted, "Charge!"

Izuku, Shoto, and their men charged at the opposing forces which then Izuku saw All for One which he charged straight towards him on his horse. Shoto saw Dabi which he charges straight to him then the two forces crashed into each other.

Kirishima was trying to hold himself together by the amount of manliness that was going on. The rest of the class and heroes were hoping that Izuku and Shoto were okay.

Izuku was on foot slicing anyone in his way to All for One and All for One was doing the same thing. A man got in front of Izuku which Izuku with one swing cut him in half. All for One grabbed one of Izuku's men to crush his skull with one hand which they continued to walk towards each other.

Some of the people puked from All for One crushing a skull with one hand, Hardcasekara used an air fresher to make the place stink less. Inko was terrified for this Izuku's safety and worried for him. The girls were thinking about how good looking Izuku, Shoto, and Katsuki were in this version.

Then the two swung their swords which the contact made a shockwave that knocked the nearby troops down. Izuku said, "You must be The Immortal Caliph, you are uglier than I expected."

All for One chuckled, "You must be Izuku 'The Great'… I see nothing great about you."

They got swung again and again which each time they produced shockwaves stronger than the last. Then Izuku saw his men dying All for One asked, "Do you surrender?"

Yagi said, "Don't do it."

The class and other heroes cheered him on, Eri said, "Don't give up!"

Then a horn was heard in the distance which the two looked to see Izuku's other forces arriving, all of them led by his best commander who can rival Katsuki's military tactics and his daughter, Eri 'The Divine' with her white hair and in her mid-twenties charged into battle with her forces. Which Izuku smirked at All for One, "Never."

Then he swung hard which All for One blocked but Izuku with quick speeds punched him in the face. Before All for One could do anything, Izuku cut his head off, which Tomura who was on the battlefield, "FATHER!"

Tomura grabbed the sword 'All for One' to attack Izuku but Dabi who got a scar on his face, "We need to go!"

Muscular got between Tomura and Izuku which gave Tomura the chance to run. Before Muscular and Izuku could fight a spear went through his head, which Izuku turned to say, "Well done, Prince Kota."

Kota came to view who was in his mid-twenties smiled, "I'm glad you're alright my liege."

The Pussycats were in awe by how Kota looked which the girls were thinking, 'Why is he so hot!'

BAS smirked, "He is the prince of the kingdom of Bosnia, he was trained with Izuku and Katsuki. He is supposed to be the best lancer in the entire empire."

When the battle was over Izuku found Shoto on the ground looking very tired which Shoto said, "I didn't get stabbed or shot at this time. I just got tired of these men pushing me around but at least I got a good hit on 'The Burnt'."

Izuku laughed then Katsuki carried the head of Iguchi to say, "I kill a Sultan myself, did Shoto survive?"

The three laughed then Eri said, "Father, Caliph Tomura is surrendering and has signed the treaty to give us the holy land."

Izuku kissed her forehead, "I knew you will pull through for me."

Everyone thought that was a sweet moment, Shoto smiled, "This version of me is just hard to kill."

Katsuki smiled, "I love this version of me."

Kota thought this version of himself was pretty badass, which then BAS said, "The best part is coming."

Izuku said, "Time to go home to my wives, it been a good five years since I last saw and banged them."

Shoto and Katsuki laughed their asses off as they gathered the rest of their forces to head home. Then the scene ended.

Everyone's jaws dropped which BAS said, "A slightly different version of Catholicism, where a man must have four wives."

Everyone shouted, "FOUR!"

BAS said, "Uraraka, Jiro, Asui, and Mina are his wives, but he has no sons so Eri is the successor to the throne. But after the crusade, Yagi renamed Izuku as 'Emperor Izuku The Crusader Emperor' which sounds a lot better than 'The Great'… in my words of course."