Rants

Everyone watched BAS went to summon this mysterious god, Nezu asked, "Nemu, can you tell us the world you are from?"

Nemu started thinking, "Well it's a world Dad made… Puppet Master is a super powerful villain who Lemillion puts up a good fight with."

FAS Izuku asked, "Wait you're from my world?"

Nemu said, "In the future where you are in your 40s."

Mina jumped up, "Esdeath?"

Esdeath smiling, "Yes?"

Mina smiling, "How did you meet BoredAndSleepy?"

Everyone was quite curious on that question including Hardcasekara, Esdeath replied, "He was pretending to be a mortal that works as my secretary."

Midnight in awe, "Secretarial love!"

Hardcasekara in shock, "Why was he your secretary?!"

Esdeath giggled, "He said it was his vacation."

Hardcasekara leaned back, "Okay, I see."

Yagi asked, "What do you mean?"

Hardcasekara sighed, "BoredAndSleepy is a weird god, his vacations are even weirder. Instead of going to relax, he goes to places he doesn't belong and pretend to be a background character… or he does physical work like chopping down trees and what I've been told fence and wall building."

Izuku asked, "Kind of like Stan Lee when he plays cameos in Marvel films?"

Hardcasekara nodded which BAS came back with a jar of a red liquid. Toga looked at in in awe, "Is that blood?"

The league was thinking she was crazy until BAS smirked, "Yes, to be specific the blood of a unicorn. Also I'm a master wall builder thank you very much."

Kurogiri asked, "Why do you need unicorn blood?"

BAS using the blood to draw symbols on his wall, "You see this god I'm summoning is in a far away realm. In his realm, he is the god of creation and destruction. I could use human virgin blood, but unicorn blood gives him a fancier entrance."

Aizawa raised his eyebrow, "Creation and destruction, sounds like a fun guy."

Hardcasekara chuckled, "As for me in my realm I'm the god of Alchemy and the son of Mother Nature herself."

A lot of people were interested in the topic but BAS humming, "Bored is ruler of time, space, and power. Sleepy is ruler of reality, mind, and soul. I am the god of chaos; I break the balance and tides of life. You could say I am an unpredictable god."

Then BAS completed his drawing which he jumped back to his chair; the drawing started to glow then a black and red door appeared. The door opened to reveal a tall black demon like being with huge wings on his back and two large horns spouting from his neck. BAS smiling, "Dante…"

Dante smirked, "Am I speaking to Sleepy or Bored?"

BAS laughed a little bit, "You are speaking to the fusion of the two, BoredAndSleepy."

Dante looking at him, "I don't think I met you, but I can tell you are much different from the two."

Momo asked, "What do you mean?"

Hardcasekara said, "You see Momo, BoredAndSleepy is combination of Bored and Sleepy but he has all the positive and none of the negatives. Bored is a creative, artistic genius but he is a pothead. Sleepy is a serious, logic, and trustworthy god but he is alcoholic. BoredAndSleepy here is not an alcoholic or pothead as you all can tell."

BAS said, "Inferno9th or Dante, which ever you prefer. I invite you here to watch with us."

Dante raised an eyebrow, "What are we watching?"

BAS smirking, "Overhaul vs seven pages of muda or 119 mudas…"

Dante put out his hand, "Say no more I'm in, this is going to be the most satisfying thing I have ever seen."

Dante looked around, "I see that you all are in comfortable chairs, I'm going to get one for me."

Dante then created a chair to sit down in, "You got snacks?"

BAS smirked as an ice chest of various drinks and bucket of popcorn appear in front of Dante. BAS looked at everyone, "We are just taking a break for a little bit before we start. Who wants to know where the term 'Cracker' came from?"

Katsuki said, "From the food…"

BAS started laughing, "Sorry that's where you're wrong."

Hardcasekara and Dante in shock, "What?!"

BAS smiling, "The term 'Cracker' came from what slaves in the US called the men with the whips. They were called 'Crackers' after the 'crack' sound from the whips."

Everyone was mind blown from the fun fact, Dante said, "No, that's where the term came from. I thought the term was from the food because how white people are as white as the crackers."

BAS smirked, "I like to drop some fun facts every once in a while, just for the hell of it."

Hardcasekara said, "What am I supposed to do with this knowledge now? I mean I now know where it came from, but I have no use for it."

All for One asked, "Have you made worlds that are not alternate version of ours?"

BAS smirked, "Not yet… I will give y'all a bone. I'm working on one, but I plan to reveal it around Christmas… with another alternate version of y'all's world. Like after I start to really work on Anarchist's sequel with his kids and the sequel's spin offs…"

Dante and Hardcasekara sighed, "Christmas…"

Anarchist raised his hands, "Spinoffs?!"

BAS said, "Yes, spinoffs. The main sequel My Anarchist Academia is most about 4 of your 52 kids. Emily and George, the twin children of you and Melissa, Supai the oldest child of you and Kyoka, and Kokoro the oldest child of you and Toga. Then the sequel will have two spinoffs the first one, I'm titling it… Stardust Vigilantes will be about Akuro the oldest child of you and Midnight, Goro the oldest child of you and Uraraka, Joseph the oldest child of you and Pony, and Masahide the oldest child of you and Reiko. I'm going to give that one a plot of freeing the land from their father to return it back to normal. There will be Jojo references in that one, I might put that one as a crossover with Jojo…"

Scarecrow asked, "What's the other spinoff?"

BAS said, "I'm getting to that one!"

Esdeath and Nemu were laughing a little bit, BAS continued, "This second spinoff, I'm calling it Anarchic Villains for now until I come up with a better name. I'm debating on doing The Magicians which they consist of Nouo and Nozomi the twin children of Anarchist and Mandalay, Toshio and Hoshiyo the twin children of Anarchist and Yui… or just three other villainous children like Giichi the oldest child of Anarchist and Ryukyo, Chaos and Four the twin children of Anarchist and Izanami the goddess of creation and destruction. No matter what, they are getting a plot where they want to become the greatest villains of all time."

Mandalay said, "Wait a minute!"

Nejire in shock, "Hold up!"

Mirio said, "I have a lot of questions here."

Present Mic asked, "What do gods fear?"

BAS smiled as he transforms into a fat ugly bastard which Dante and Hardcasekara ran far away from him. Dante shouted, "No! Get away from me you ugly bastard!"

Hardcasekara shouted, "Not the ugly bastard!"

BAS transformed back, "The ugly bastard is terrifying to some gods."

Toru asked, "What did the ugly bastard do?"

Dante shouted, "The bastards know what they did!"

BAS smiling, "I'm afraid of snakes."

Aizawa said, "Really…"

Nezu said, "Out of everything… you are afraid of snakes."

BAS said, "Have you ever seen Snakes On A Plane or Anaconda? I'm not afraid to the point I'm running away from them. I'm afraid to where I want to kill them to feel safe."

Shoto asked, "Who do you all hate in our world?"

The gods said, "Easy, Overhaul."

Everyone nodded their heads in agreement except Anarchist because his Overhaul is a pretty good guy. (I can't believe I written those words) Spinner chanted, "Female Dabi…"

Dabi made a blue ball of flames, "What was that?"

Midnight chanted, "Female Shota…"

Aizawa activate his quirk and his hairs started moving, "What?"

Mina chanting, "Female Bakugo and Shoto…"

The two looked at her which she started giggling and a few others giggled too. BAS chuckled for a bit, "Trust me on this one, we will get to that world one day… or many the others. Before then…"

Jiro asked, "What about the female version of Izuku you made?"

Dante started laughing, "Purple Bill Cosby, I'm sorry that has to be my favorite nickname that Izuku has given of all time. It describes Mineta almost too perfectly when he gets older, I can totally picture him just pulling Bill Cosbys."

Hardcasekara said, "I love the relationships in her world like Present Mic x Eraserhead, Kyoka x Momo, Mirio x Nejire x Tamaki, Mirko x Ryukyo, and I'm ready for…"

BAS covered Hardcasekara's mouth, "Don't spoil it, no one knows yet."

Everyone looked at them like they were crazy and insane. Dante laughing, "The Russian spy one… Mineta the fucking sleeper agent! Jesus Christ!"

BAS said, "The sleeper is always someone you least expect, which Mineta fits that role too well."

Hardcasekara smirked, "Thanks for using my idea of making Pony a CIA agent."

Dante stops laughing, "That was your idea."

BAS and Hardcasekara nodded which Dante nodded, "That pretty solid and interesting."

Katsuki asked, "What kind of fuckery is this?"

Russian Izuku raised an eyebrow, "You have a problem with my world?"

Mirio covering Eri's ears, "Language!"

BAS chuckled, "Okay, let's get serious. Now that our wonderful guest has arrived, we can continue to the mudas that Overhaul truly deserves."