Kiss of Death

BAS and Guikoi

BAS said, "I'm telling you man. They don't have it."

Guikoi looked through the last of the documents, "Impossible, the archives must be incomplete!"

BAS in sadness, "Reality is often disappointing, there is rule 34 of her but not a single hentai doujinshi of her."

Guikoi still in shock, "How do we not have a single doujinshi of Nejire but plenty of rule 34 material of her? I'm shocked, she is great lewding material."

Then they left the nhentai realm to continue to work on their secret project. But then BAS saw the Steam realm, "I see the discounts for the games I want… must… buy."

Guikoi holding BAS back, "No! You must resist!"

BAS pulling out his wallet, "God Emperor Gaben… it will be done, your grace."

Guikoi then saw BAS threw all his money into the realm and in exchange BAS got his games in exchange. Guikoi asked, "What did it cost?"

BAS replied, "Everything."

Everyone else at the theater

Nejire blinked a little bit, "I had a feeling someone was talking about me and it was a little…"

Esdeath asked, "Perverted?"

Nejire looked at her, "Yeah."

Hardcasekara counted the votes, "Kiss of Death first then Burning Love."

Dante smiling, "Perfection."

Then Hardcasekara looked at Eri and Kota, "I think these two need a nap break, who wants to take them."

The Pussycats volunteered to take them, Dante said, "First one up, Kiss of Death."

The screen started playing which they saw a teen girl in a red skintight Deadpool like outfit, with katanas and guns. She then stopped to look at the audience, "Hello everyone, how are you all doing?"

Dante said, "We are great, Izumi."

Iida said, "Can she actually communicate with us?"

Izumi smiling, "Yes I can, Iida."

Denki and Sero were looking at her body and were in awe but they were telling themselves that it was gay to think of their classmate like that. Shoto was also fighting his thoughts on this and thought of Izuku as a friend.

Izumi pointed at the three, "Eyes up here boys. Jiro, eyes up here as well, sorry by my ass belongs to Toga. As well as Toga's ass belongs to me."

Jiro blushed a little bit and Toga giggled a bit then Hardcasekara said, "We are just to watch a few scenes of you on your world."

Izumi took off her mask to reveal her beautiful face, "Have fun then, but beware of tho lemon… yes I meant tho."

Then she continued skipping her way to where she was going.

Kurogiri commented, "She looks carefree and nice."

Dante and Hardcasekara giggled a bit, some people were a little scared of what's to come.

Toga was currently slicing up a man while Izumi had her katanas slicing a group of men. Izumi cut off one guy's arms, "I guess you are disARMed!"

Dabi raised an eyebrow, "Really?"

Sato clapped, "The pun."

Some of the other guys for some reason had boners, Anarchist asked, "If me, or Deku over there, or any Izuku smashed her… is it incest or masturbation?"

Everyone looked at him until Dante said, "Actually it's selfcest."

Then went up to another guy and said, "Villain Move: Crouch Shot!"

Every guy in the room was now feeling some pain just by looking at the scene before them. Hardcasekara got a phone call, "Sorry, it's the wives. Give me one moment."

Nezu asked, "Wives?"

Shoto asked, "Do you have kids?"

Hardcasekara said, "I have two wives and no, I have no kids. I'm going to take this call."

Hardcasekara left the room which Izuku asked, "Are you married, Dante?"

Dante smirked, "I'll answer the question when I feel like it."

Nemu asked, "Mom, does Dad…"

Esdeath said, "Nope, I'm the only wife."

She kicked the guy in the crouch then sliced his head off, then pulled out a pistol to shoot the rest. When she finished, she breathed in the gun smoke then said, "I'm on top tonight, Toga-chan"

Inko said, "I didn't need to hear that!

Toga laughed a little bit, some of guys were trying 'Plus Ultra' hard to hide their bones.

Toga giggled, "Okay."

Then a hobo appeared, "I finally found you… Bunny."

Izumi said in a deep manly voice, "I'm Batman!"

Bakugo said, "No, you are not."

Mina being cheeky, "You sure?"

Bakugo shouted, "I'm sure, Raccoon Eyes!"

The hobo started to active his quirk and his scarf which Izumi said, "Look I don't want to have to beat up the hobo hero, so crawl back into your cardboard box, Eraserhead."

Everyone in the class had their jaws dropped to the floor by the comment. Aizawa felt a little upset while Yagi, Midnight, and Present Mic were on edge. The villains were dying of laughter and how ballsy Izumi is.

Eraserhead said, "I will give you a chance to surrender…"

Izumi said, "Fuck you."

Eraser head used his scarf to wrap up one of Izumi's swords which Izumi used the other sword to cut the scarf like it was nothing. Eraserhead still using his quirk in confusion on what quirk she may have charged at her. Izumi dodged a punch and Izumi punch him in the family jewels, "Crouch Shot!"

Denki said, "Ouch."

Some of the other guys were in pain as well from watching other couch shot.

Izumi came in which a villain bumped into her, the villain said, "Oh no, I activated my quirk. I'm so sorry!"

Izumi in confusion, "Tomura, what is his quirk?"

Tomura looked at the black hair villain, "I believe it was Random Touch, he gives a random buff or debuff to whoever touches him, or whoever he touches."

Tomura sighed, "I thought his quirk was going to be more useful."

All for One said, "His quirk still has uses that you can get out of him."

Izumi smirked, "What is your name?"

The villain said, "The Buffer"

Izumi looked at herself, "I wonder what buff you given me."

Then she looked down to see she had a bulge in her suit, she ran to the restroom to get a better look at it. She took off her suit to see she got a huge horse cock, Izumi started laughing like hell.

Sero shouted, "NO!"

Jiro in shock, "SHE HAS A DICK!"

Denki in fear, "OH HELL NO! WHY?!"

Dante was finding this pretty funny by everyone being disturbed by the surprised futa. Hardcasekara came back in to see the scene, "What the fuck, BoredAndSleepy?!"

She got the suit back on to head over to Buffer, "How long does your buffs last?"

Buffer said, "An hour at most."

Izumi started singing, "When ever life gets you down… keeps you wearing a frown and the gravy train has left you behind and when you all out of hope..."

Present Mic said, "She has a beautiful singing voice."

Spinner start giggling because he knows the song then some of the guys knew the song and started singing along.

Izumi got to the counter, "Down at the end of your rope and nobody's there to throw you a line. If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go."

Tomura and everyone was listening to the song and they were liking it so far, "Come on and take a walk in my shoes. Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world a string. Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues…"

Izumi was quite for a second then smiling as she jumped on the counter, "I take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start a-meltin' away."

The crowd was a mixture between shock and laughter, Kurogiri said, "I take my words back."

Midnight said, "I was wondering if you going to do that."

Nezu said, "This version of Mr. Midoriya… has a few screws loose."

Hardcasekara chuckled a bit, "Well we haven't seen Symbol of Evil and a few other worlds where he is very insane. This version is just funny and disturbing at the same time."

Tomura feel back in shock, Kurogiri fainted, Dabi started choking his drink, Twice started laughed laughing his ass off. Izumi points at her new enormous penis, "I take a look at my enormous penis and the happy times are coming to stay."

Izumi starts dancing, "I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pant and the feeling's like a sunshiney day."

Iida got up, "I can no longer accept this kind of behavior from this version of Midoriya!"

Dante said, "It's almost done, give her a moment."

Dabi, Twice, and Muscular were laughing their asses off but Izumi continued, "I take a look at enormous pe-e-enis and everything is goin' my way."

Izumi stopped to look at the door that just opened, Toga came in, "Hey Izumi!"

Izumi looked at Buffer, "You're a good man."

Momo raised an eyebrow, "What the?"

Izuku and Inko were just in shock by this version of himself which Inko said, "I'm very lucky to have this one."

Izumi grabbed Toga, "I got to show you something… beam us home, Scotty!"

Kurogiri sighed, "I'm not Scotty for Christ sake, but I will warp you home."

Kirishima asked, "Was that a Star Trek reference?"

Nemu nodded, "Yeah."

Bakugo shouted, "NEXT ONE!"

Dante and Hardcasekara smirked, "Female Dabi here we come!"

Dabi shouted, "Oh hell no, I'm not watching that!"

Dabi quickly ran out the room to wait for the world after this world of his female version. The rest of the league were laughing a little bit and got up to stretch for a bit. Yagi asked, "How long have we been here?"

Dante look at his watch, "Well BoredAndSleepy froze time in your world so you aren't missing anything. Aging doesn't exist in the world of gods, so you all don't have to worry about aging."

Hardcasekara looked at his watch, "About 3 days."

Izuku said, "It felt longer."

Iida asked, "Time exists, age doesn't, and our world is frozen in time."

The gods nodded which some people want to stay because they are ageless as long as they are in the world of gods. Compress asked, "Do you ever ask yourself what goes on inside BoredAndSleepy's head?"

The gods nodded, Esdeath said, "I wonder what he is thinking about right now?"

BAS and Guikoi

BAS said, "Give me a moment, another idea popped in my head."

Guikoi said, "Dammit, what is it this time? We need to get to work on this proect."

BAS wrote on a board full of ideas like, 'Metal Gear Izuku', 'Shield Hero Izuku', 'Izuku Speedwagon', and so on which BAS put down 'My Lucky Star Academia'. Guikoi stared at the idea, "Combining Lucky Star with My Hero Academia."

BAS looked at him, "Okay bear with me here, so it's Female Izuku, Female Bakugo, Female Iida, and Female Shoto. They are friends that hang out together just like Lucky Star…"

Guikoi asked, "Where do you get these ideas?"

BAS shrugged then he went back to work on the project.