Meaningless and Innocent Chapter

BAS and Guikoi

Guikoi shouted, "Crap!"

BAS looked, "Fuck the world froze!"

Guikoi sighed, "I can fix the problem, but I need time."

BAS got up, "Hit me up with a Gmail when you got it, I'm going to get you the time you need."

Guikoi nodded then BAS started head back to his place.

Everyone Else

Dante said, "Okay so I'm extremely pumped for the stuff that is coming out soon."

Hardcasekara smiling, "I wonder when we would see…"

Then the door broke off which everyone looked to see a god almost as tall BAS but in white armor and carrying a sword, "Where are you, Brother?!"

Everyone looked at him in confusion, Izuku asked, "Who is your brother?"

The god said, "My name is Justice from Realm Valyria. I'm looking for my brother, Mayhem."

Esdeath said, "Wrong house, this is BoredAndSleepy2000's place."

Justice in annoyance, "That's what he is going by, I will free you all."

Nezu asked, "Free us?"

Everyone was in confusion, Dante said, "We are just watching the multiverse, there are no laws here that are against this action."

Justice in rage, "How dare he commit such an act, this just adds to the list of crimes that he and the gods living on this territory committed."

Yagi in worry, "Crimes?!"

Justice said, "Mayhem revolted against our parents, the rulers of Valyria, is his major crime."

Hardcasekara said, "Okay… you must be mistaken."

Justice looking at his sword, "I am the god of law and order while Mayhem is the god of chaos. Mom and Dad told me that I should be strong enough to defeat him and drag him and the others back to their home."

Dante got tired of this god's shit which he used his powers to move him out, but Justice went over to grab him to slam him to a table. Hardcasekara was about to do something but chains warped him up like a burrito then Esdeath made ice to trap Justice, but Justice broke free. Justice looked at Nemu and Esdeath, "No… he didn't just commit the ultimate sin of Valyria. To mate with a mortal and giving birth to a filthy half breed."

Everyone got up but they all froze which Justice sat in a chair, "I guess I will wait for…"

Jiro said, "We have nothing to do with this…"

Justice looked at everyone, "You're in his house, meaning…"

BAS appeared in front of Justice to strangle him, "Little brother…"

Justice let everyone go which the two started fighting each other, BAS summon his sword to block Justice's sword. BAS smirked, "You've got better."

Justice in anger, "I will return you and the rebels back…"

BAS said, "We are not going back, we are all Crackistanis. We have abandoned Valyrian traditions."

The two jumped back which Justice revealed 6 colored auras which Dante and Hardcasekara in shock, "How?!"

All for One asked, "What?"

Dante said, "He is made of Anti-Time, Anti-Space, Anti-Reality, Anti-Power, Anti-Mind, and Anti-Soul. A god like that is supposed to be a myth."

Momo said, "The complete opposite of BoredAndSleepy…"

Justice pointed his sword at BAS, "It's over…"

BAS revealed his right hand with six colors surrounding it, "No… surrender, leave, and never return… in that order."

Justice frowned, "You can't do The Snap, Mom and Dad said…"

BAS smirked, "Fuck you and them."

BAS snapped which Justice disappeared which he looked at everyone, "Okay now that's out of the way. I got a few things to show off."

Bakugo shouted, "What the hell was that?!"

BAS shrugged, "Family, you got to love them sometimes. Especially the goody two shoe little brother. Now let us continue the fun, I got some cool shit to show off."

Hardcasekara said, "I got questions of your homeland."

BAS smirked, "Polygamy is a sin, marrying mortals is a sin, and demigod children are to be killed on sight. There is a lot of stuff that is a sin of some sort which I tried revolting to change it, but we escaped to live out our lives free from Valyria."

Hardcasekara shrugged, "That answers my questions, now I know where not to visit."

Dante chuckled, "Fuck that shit, what kind of family do you have?"

BAS sighed, "The kind with too many rules… imagine Hitler's fascism and Stalin's communism combined, that is Valyria's government in a short summary."

Everyone in shock, "WHAT?!"

BAS fixing the broken door, "But forget about it, if it took Little Brother this long to find us then after the realm relocation, it will take him a lot longer for him to find us. I've been meaning to do this one for a while."

Everyone went to their seats which BAS pulled out a remote looking through multiverses, BAS humming while for it. Dante asked, "Apotheosis?"

BAS sighed, "Nah."

Hardcasekara read, "Viridescent?"

BAS replied, "Nah."

Mina said, "Dekiru: The Fusion Hero looks awesome."

BAS replied, "Nah."

Shoto asked, "What is Total Command?"

BAS shrugged, "Maybe later."

BAS stopped at 'Good and Evil' which Nezu asked, "Are we watching that one?"

BAS chuckled before grinning evilly, "Nah. I just like to have my fun with this."

BAS then found a universe titled 'A Date With The Booty Warrior' which BAS said, "This is it…"

Present Mic said, "I have questions."

Aizawa replied, "I think that makes two of us."

Yagi said, "That's three."

The scene opened up to inside a house which a certain green hair and eye man walked into the house. A young boy's voice called, "Hold on, I just got out of the shower. There is some juice on the table."

Izuku said, "Take your time."

The Pussycats were scared and so was everyone else, but they were more confused on what Izuku was doing.

Izuku sat on a bar stool and wait then a man with spiky blonde hair and red eyes came in, "You want to explain to me what you are doing here?"

Turo shouted, "Bakugo is Chris Hanson!"

Shoto said, "Wait, that means… oh no."

Izuku said, "I'm looking for booty."

Midnight said, "So straightforward… I like that."

Everyone looked at her for a moment then continued watching.

Bakugo asked, "You came looking for sex with an underage boy?"

Izuku replied, "No, I'm looking for no little boys. I ain't got no milk no cookies no nothin. I came looking for man's butt."

Bakugo in confusion, "A man's butt, excuse me."

Denki shouted, "IT'S A TRAP!"

Sero said, "Run Bakugo!"

Bakugo shouted, "I'm not run!"

BAS giggling, "Quirks don't exist in this world, so you should."

Izuku turned to Bakugo, "Oh, I know who you are Katsuki Bakugo, but see I call ya Hotsuki Bakugo. I watch your TV show all the time, so you can go ahead and bring in those cameras and them police outside, it makes no differences."

Kirishima said, "Did Midoriya call Bakugo 'Hotsuki'?"

Uraraka said, "He did…"

Mina chanted, "BakuDeku."

Izuku looked into Bakugo's eyes, "Now I tell you what… I like you and want you. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours."

Aizawa said, "Get ready for the hard way."

Bakugo smiling nervously, "I don't think you and I will be doing anything in any kind of way."

Izuku replied, "Ok, ok, I see you are choosing the hard way."

Everyone was now worried for Bakugo's safety now and they were ready for this Izuku's attack.

Bakugo said, "Okay, cut! This isn't working, someone get this guy…"

Izuku grabbed Bakugo and put him on the table with his ass up, Izuku shouted, "Don't make me ruin that butt, Hotsuki! I'm a warrior!"

Then the sound of Katsuki's pants ripping and Katsuki started screaming… The screen went black.

The gods were dying and a few other brave souls as well while the rest were in horror by what they just saw. Dante crying, "This is too funny!"

Midnight had fantasies in her mind, "Bottom Bakugo."

Bakugo looked at the original Izuku, "One day…"

The other Izuku looked at each other in fear for the Booty Warrior and hope that they will never see him face to face. Hardcasekara asked, "For Arifureta, who will play who?"

BAS got up to pull out a blackboard and chalk, "Okay let's get to the obvious casting shall we… Izuku is Hajime of course, Toga is Yue, I plan a younger Rumi aka Mirko as Shea, then for obvious reasons Ryuko aka Ryukyo as Tio, Uraraka as Kaori, Siruis as Remia for obvious reasons, Shizuku is a mystery for now… Nemuri aka Midnight as Aiko which is final and no one can change my mind, Liliana is a mystery as well, then for obvious reasons Eri as My. Like that, the cast is almost complete. I just got complete it, get my shit together, juggle a few chainsaws, and release it on Halloween."

Izuku asked, "Can we pause at the chainsaws?"

BAS hand three chainsaws in his hands, "Nope."

BAS start juggling them like they were nothing which everyone found it cool, terrifying, and entertaining.