Rare Pairs and Enlightenment

Everyone was relaxed and listening to BAS's story of the revolution of Valyria and how they almost won but then the government hired mercenaries which defeat them. BAS stretched his arms out, "The survivors escaped here and we started a new life, some married gods and goddess from other realms then raised families here. We abandoned all Valyrian traditions and names which we gave ourselves new names. We then adopted a government that we could all agree that was the best government."

Iida smiled, "Democracy is a good choice."

BAS looked at him, "What? No, we adopted Karl Marx's Communism, we are known as a Communist State."

The villains, students, and heroes in surprise, "Wait what?!"

Russian Izuku smiled, "I see my god is a cultured god."

Anarchist shouted, "Down with the Bourgeois and rise up my fellow Proletarians!"

Scarecrow raised an eyebrow, "But you are a Bourgeois with all the money you make."

Anarchist didn't give shit while AHS Izuku shrugged, "Government isn't my thing, so I don't really care."

Nezu asked, "So Valyria has government that combines Stalin's Communism and Hitler's Fascism which you and the survivors chose to make a true communist government."

BAS nodded, "We believe in true equality, seizing the means of production, and if one god suffers than we all failed as a society which we will help him. It is not his or her problem, it's our problem… also our anthem is 'Everyone's Circulation'."

Dante chuckled a bit, "I find this weird as hell but interesting."

Hardcasekara trying to make sense of this, "How big was this rebellion?"

BAS looked away, "A few… million and about… 1,000 survived."

Tomura shouted, "How did you lose that many?!"

BAS poured some vodka into a shot glass, "We went nuclear and the mercenaries came in which we were outnumbered. So, we are at a tactical retreat and hiding until we get the chance to reappear ourselves. To free our brother and sisters and seize the means of production! We will set Valyria free by our revolution!"

Kurogiri said, "I'm not going to lie, that was inspirational."

Yagi was a little triggered by the communism surrounding him which BAS showed off the flag of Crackistan (checkout my new profile pic), "This is our official flag, we took the Stars and Bars which the bars are now yellow as you see and each star is replaced with a red hammer and scythe."

Yagi in horror, "That is disturbing."

All for One looked at it, "So who made the flag?"

BAS pointed at himself, "I call it the Hammers, Sickles, and Bars."

Dante and Hardcasekara applauded BAS, "PERFECT!"

Russian Izuku stood up clapping, "Well done!"

BAS sat down to looked at the crowd, "Let's talk about rare pairs here for a moment."

Nezu asked, "Rare pairs?"

Midnight smiling, "Pairing that don't happen too often and are often rare, giving it the name 'Rare Pair'."

Dante chuckled, "Exactly, Midnight is indeed one of our people. Bored's female Dabi and Izuku world is an excellent example of a rare pair. Which there is a world getting attention that is a Ryukyo and Izuku pairing which the dragon is often in harem pairing but a world of just her and Izuku is rare."

Mina smiling, "What do you all consider not a rare pair?"

BAS chuckled a bit, "The three most popular non yaoi would be MinaxIzuku at number one, TogaxIzuku at number two, and IzukuxUraraka at three. In the yaoi portion, BakuDeku…"

Bakugo shouted, "OH HELL NO!"

BAS continued, "TodoDeku…"

Shoto was red while some of the women were on their feet, BAS continued, "KiriDeku which those are all common pair which they are for noobs sometimes."

Hardcasekara said, "Come on don't be like that."

Momo asked, "Is there a limit?"

Dante replied, "Depends on the god."

BAS chuckled as went to a bookshelf to pull out a book, "Each god has limits and the very few gods have no limits. But I consider myself a pioneer in new ideas or for ideas that aren't being noticed. Think about my creations for a moment and the ones in the future…"

BAS points at FAS Izuku, "Every god see Kurogiri as a mom figure and I'm the only few who make Kurogiri the dad figure."

Kurogiri in shock, "W-What do you mean every god sees me as a mom figure? I'm not a mom figure!"

BAS points at Scarecrow, "There was an idea of Scarecrow Izuku which I made that one to add more and how I think he would do."

Scarecrow asked, "There is another me?"

Hardcasekara nodded which BAS continued, "Anti Hero well I had an idea of an artificial children of All Might and didn't stop there which I also said, 'Let's make multiple artificial children of pro heroes.'"

Then he pointed at the Anarchist, "You are a meme and an enjoyable meme, even if you had some points where it was serious… you are still a meme but you're a good watch…"

Anarchist looking confused, "Thanks… I guess."

AHS Izuku smiling, "I thank you for giving me a family that is with me since the beginning."

Dante pointed at Russian Izuku, "I mean a Russian Spy, that is new by itself and by its own right unique."

BAS smiling, "You see everything I do is unique… how I ask you in the Izuku is a singer universe… what do they all have in common?"

Everyone shrugged which BAS sighed, "So everybody, just follow me. Cause we need a little, controversy. Cause it feels so empty, without me."

Nemu asked, "What does Eminem have to do with it?"

Jiro raised an eyebrow, "There is no rapper Izuku?"

BAS clapped which Dante and Hardcasekara in shock which Dante responded, "Wait… Eminem Izuku? I can't imagine what is going on your head."

Then Ghost fell out of a portal from the ceiling and landed on the ground on his back, BAS looked at Ghost, "Hey Ghost"

Ghost looked up, "Hey Bored… that hurt."

BAS pulled out his phone, "Alright, don't move a muscle now."

BAS started taking a few pictures which Hardcasekara, Dante, and Esdeath were losing their shit laughing while everyone else was in shock by how calm BAS and Ghost were. Ghost got up, "I'm going to go through your fridge for some beer and whatever is in it."

BAS nodded which Ghost got up to o to the fridge for some alcohol and Yagi went to follow him to ask about Nana and Sir Nighteye in the afterlife. BAS looked at everyone, "Back to business, let's discuss the real rare pairs."

Hardcasekara smiled, "Awe yes, the Miss Joke x Izuku, Intelli x Izuku…"

BAS raised his hand, "Those are good examples, but I was thinking a little bit… crazier. Like Female Compress x Izuku, Kuin Hachisuka x Izuku, Pop Star Step x Izuku, and I can keep going… Female Overhaul x Izuku."

Nemu asked, "Dad, are you an evil god?"

BAS started pulling out his papers which Hardcasekara shouted, "You got your alignment and political compass test results?!"

BAS put on some reading glasses, "I'm not evil, I'm a chaotic neutral according to the results and my political views are the same as Fidel Castro, the former dictator of Cuba."

Everyone, except the gods and Esdeath who finding the results funny as hell, "WHAT THE?!"