This Old Man Won't Die?! Only A Kiss?

Ghost was looking at his watch, "They will back in a few more minutes."

Inko asked, "Where did BoredAndSleepy, Hardcasekara, Esdeath, Dante, and Nemu went?"

Ghost chuckled, "Let's say Hardcasekara and Dante convinced him to try out some of their ideals."

Tomura asked, "Which is?"

Ghost looked at them, "It's a surprise, well it's definitely a surprise for Nemu… I'm surprised that Esdeath actually is fine with it."

Bakugo demanded, "Can you just tell us already, it's been one whole day of your ass and nothing else?!"

Then they saw the door flying off the hinges to reveal Hardcasekara and Dante cheering and a little drunk. Esdeath was equally as drunk with Nemu helping her get in the house. Then BAS came in with a woman in his arms, she had light brown colored hair, red eyes, and in a wedding dress (Look at my new profile fic). They were both a little drunk as well which Nemu put his mother on the couch, "That world was crazy and now I have another mother."

All for One asked, "What?"

BAS sat down on the couch next to Esdeath with the girl in his arms still, "Hardcasekara and Dante… you two and the Muslims might be on something with having multiple wives."

Hardcasekara chuckled, "I mean I have two wives and I have no problem with it yet."

Dante smirked, "Oh, I just wanted to be the officiant again like with you and Esdeath's wedding. It's always a hilarious sight to see a demonic being officiant when it is usually done by a priest or church minister."

The girl looked over to see everyone, "I see that your place is packed for the after party."

Ghost looked at her, "She is from the Azur Lane universe or one of them."

BAS said, "I spent a lot of cubes to roll which after 50 Oklahomas, 50 Nevadas, 30 Sandys, and 20 Queen Elizabeths; I finally got her … and it was worth it. She is proof that there is hope for the French."

The girl started speaking French which BAS spoke French back, Dante raised an eyebrow, "You speak French?"

BAS laughed a little bit, "My French is rough but bearable… I think it might be my ancestry. I'm about 60 to 70% German, and the rest is a mix of French and Scottish."

Ghost chuckled, "With lineage like that, you were made to hate the English."

Yagi asked, "Can we ask what your name is?"

The girl replied with a bored expression, "I'm Jean Bart, the Vichya Dominion's last cutting-edge battleship."

Aizawa asked, "Battleship?"

Dante hickuped, "*Heck* In her world, she is one of the many ship girls that were created to fight off the Sirens. Which are either aliens or the planet's natural inhabitants, we don't exactly know yet. The Sirens are created by the Creator and they wanted to reach the perfectness as that said Creator… the rest is pretty vague to me and I have no idea how I know that."

BAS looked at him, "Ooops, I'm giving you some of my Mind powers… let me just take it back."

Nezu looked at Jean, "So you are the French battleship Jean Bart?"

Jean looked at him, "Isn't that what said a little bit?"

Nezu smiled, "Just checking…"

Jean stared at him for a little bit which BAS giggled, "She will warm up to y'all soon."

Some of the guys looked at her, 'She is hot, of course of a god would marry her.'

Then Anarchist looked at BAS, "I have a question."

BAS replied, "Yes?"

Anarchist asked, "Do you have a thing for girl in military outfits or military girls?"

BAS shrugged, "No… why would you think that?"

Izuku said, "It's just Esdeath is a general when we saw her the first time and Ghost called her 'General Esdeath. Now you are married to a battleship…"

Izuku was rambling which Inko stopped him, "Sorry, he can be like that at times."

Ghost nodded, "Oh we know, no matter what world we see… Izuku's rambling stays the same."

Then Ghost picked up his pistol, "I better shoot before his drunk ass starts shooting with his AR."

BAS chuckled, "Well it's either the AR-15, M16, REC7, or XM8."

Dante asked, "What kind of license do you… wait a minute."

BAS smirked, "Under the communist state's glorious laws, no one owns a gun. The people own guns which these guns are our guns."

Ghost rolled his eyes, "These are my guns because I live in a capitalist and democratic government."

Ghost shot the board which the screen read 'This Old Man Won't Die?! Only A Kiss?'

Uraraka said, "That is quite a title."

Dante, Hardcasekara, and Ghost never heard of this which BAS said, "This world had me rolling on the floor the first time I saw it. You might find it funny as well, it one of those thinks that are not dark but still funny."

The scene opened up to Izuku as an old man on his bed coughing and reading a book, "Haaa… I guess it time…"

Izuku picked up a letter which had a feather on it, then a feminine voice said, "What a long sigh…"

Izuku looked up to see a beautiful younger woman with white hair and blue eyes and wings, "Eh?"

Kirishima said, "Oh no! Midoriya is dying."

Bakugo shouted, "Don't you dare die on your bed Deku!"

Izuku thought to himself, 'Well if I am going to die… at least it looks peaceful.'

BAS smirked a little bit which the other gods were wondering what was going to happen. The pro heroes were thinking that this was a peaceful death which are rare for people in their profession.

The woman said, "Good evening, sir."

Izuku kind of terrified, "What?! Who are you?!"

The woman replied, "I am an angel, I came to pick you up."

Izuku in confusion, "Pick me up?"

Izuku recomposing himself, "Oh dear, it's the first time I've met such a divine being."

The angel saw Izuku's scarred hands and touched them, "Please don't be afraid. For I will guide you to the path to heaven."

Denki looked at Izuku, "Jesus Midoriya, how many times are you going to destroy your arms?"

Jiro smirked, "How many times are you going to fry your brain?"

Shoto raised an eyebrow, "Do you need any ice for that burn?"

Sero said, "You shouldn't ask, you should freeze him."

Bakugo said, "Shut up losers, we are watching something here."

Then she touched his face, "There will be no more pain or sorrow."

She smiled at him, "I know you served as a pro hero, as the Symbol of Peace, for a long time. You have gone through countless villains. Although you are living peacefully right now, I know you do it with many painful memories."

The villains actually thinking that it would be like in that far in the future. Yagi saw that Izuku lived the same life like him and he felt sadness but giving the boy that kind of life but that is the price of One for All.

Izuku was gazing at her beautiful and lovely voice which the angel continued, "I came here so I can heal those wounds of yours."

The angel put her hands together and smiling, "For each hardship you faced, you will be equally rewarded in heaven. So please leave you mind and body to me."

Izuku chuckled, "No… I'm so happy."

The angel responded, "Eh?"

Everyone in the theater said, "Wait what?"

Izuku took off his glasses, "I never expected an old man like me to get an invitation from such a beautiful woman like you."

Izuku lifted her chin, "You wanted to make me yours? Show me the path to heaven."

Dabi chuckled, "Smooth."

Compress chuckled a bit, "Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy."

Some of the guys couldn't help but agree how smooth this Izuku was while the some of the girls were in shock that this Izuku was flirting with an angel.

The angel was red as a tomato, "EEEH?!"

Izuku got closer and the angel said, "Wait! What do you mean?!"

Then Izuku kissed her and the clock next to Izuku's bed started ringing.

The girls were red, except Eri and Inko, Midnight shouted, "Prefect! Who taught him that?!"

Dante said, "What a twist…"

Ghost replied, "A surprise for sure, but a welcome one."

The scene changed to Izuku on the bed and the angel next to him, "Well, well. Who would have expected…"

Izuku put his glasses on opened his book, "… that heaven would offer itself to me."

The angel was red still, "No… It's not like that…. Oooh~!"

She then loudly, "THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED!"

Izuku in his head, 'Looks like this old man won't be dying anytime soon.'

Izuku looked at the angel, 'Even so… fainting from a kiss is a bit much.'

The screen went black…

Spinner said, "That's what I call a pro gamer move right here."

Hardcasekara finally said, "I am speechless… and that's all I got."

Toru said, "That was sweet!"

Mina said, "That was beautiful."

Everyone started talking about it which they had various opinions on it which BAS sent a poll to a few gods for what world should be showed off next.

Author's Notes

Check out my latest poll if you can see it, you can choose only three of the 16 opinions. The top three will be the next three worlds to show off next. The poll should be on the top of my profile, well have a nice day.