D&D

Okay the next three chapters with be (in this order) Goblin Slayer, Treasure Planet, and Konosuba. I love you mad lads and we will get to the other choices after these three because Flex Seal will never be ignored, and the others are pretty fucking amazing. But this world will be based on one of my D&D games with my buddies, warning we usually play as villains and assholes in these games which our DM is pretty loose on the rules.

BAS pulled up a video which he said, "Y'all are familiar with Dungeons & Dragons?"

Denki asked, "You all play D&D?!"

Ghost shrugged, "Not really…"

Hardcasekara replied, "From time to time…"

Dante shrugged, "Not really…"

BAS smiled, "I have a certain group of friends that I play with because we cause the most chaotic and wacky adventures."

Mina said, "The game of being heroic adventures that fight for justice and building friendship…"

Sero interrupted, "How do you play it?"

BAS replied, "As a group of villains that make money and take slaves."

Nemu looked at BAS, "Dad, why are you the bad guy?"

Dante smirked, "More fun and freedom."

Dabi chuckled, "True…"

Then screen revealed characters, alignment, classes, who plays the character, and other stuff. Which no one was prepared for the list, but they were interested in who they were going to see.

Name: Izuku Midoriya, also known as 'Laughing Gun'

Class: Gunslinger

Race: Half Human and Half Dragonborn

Alignment: Chaotic Evil

Played by: BoredAndSleepy2000

Others: Knows anti magic, never misses, four pistols, two rifles, master gunsmith, and owns about three slaves that were original princesses.

Description: About 5' 8'', green hair, scar on his left eye, black cowboy hat, anti-magic tattoos all over his body, average built, smiles all the time, some scales on his arms and neck, and rest of his clothes are green and black.

Everyone had their jaws on the floor while Ghost nodded, "Impressive…"

Katsuki shouted, "What the hell?!"

Izuku asked, "Anti-magic? Gunslinger? Dragonborn? Slaves?"

Inko fainted by the sight, All Might coughed out some blood, while the villains wanted to see this version of Izuku.

Name: Tenya Iida also known as 'Shade'

Class: Bard

Race: Human

Alignment: Lawful Evil

Played by: Tree

Others: He is the lawyer of the group and can use the law to protect him and the group. He also makes the group the most money and is untouchable by the laws. Wants to become the most powerful businessman in the world by creating a monopoly in the underworld.

Description: About 5' 10'', blue hair, wears a black suit, average built, serious man, has magic that allows him to know all the laws of the city that he enters and their punishments as well as loopholes.

Tenya's jaw dropped to the floor in shock by this version of him using the law to commit evil. AFO asked, "Who is Tree?"

BAS smiled, "He is a buddy from high school, he was originally called 'Tre' because he is 'Benjamin the Third' which Spanish for three is tres so drop the 's'. Then as he played basketball, he is the tallest person on the team, but he isn't as tall as his older brother 'The Mountain' but he was as tall as a… 'Tree'."

Nezu nodded, "Interesting story behind the nickname."

Name: Shoto Todoroki also known as 'Two-Face'

Class: Sword Mage

Race: Half Human Half Elf

Alignment: Neutral Evil

Played by: Chris P

Others: Skilled in fire and ice magic, skilled sword fighting, responsible for the destruction the Kingdom of Flames, murdered King Endeavor of Flames, and can summon a two headed dragon of fire and ice.

Description: Right side of his face is burnt red hair and turquoise eye, left side white hair and grey eye, carries a sword of ice magic and a sword of fire magic, pointy ear from his elvish mother's side, and about 5' 9''.

Dabi said, "That's a nasty scar there."

Shoto replied, "Was that supposed to be a roast, I guess you are all flame and no heat."

Momo asked, "Chris P?"

BAS replied, "Chris is short for Christopher and P is the first letter of his last name, loves Eminem and Green Day, wore a lot black and funny shirts but he isn't an emo."

Sero replied, "Interesting guy…"

Name: Fumikage Tokoyami also known as 'The Damned'

Class: Necromancer

Race: Bird Folk

Alignment: Neutral Evil

Played by: Four Finger Brandon

Others: Skilled in dark magic, necromancing, and shadow magic; loner but likes to be around his group of villainous friends, summons a giant bird made of darkness to help if necessary, and loves to visit graveyard for 'recruitment'.

Description: Head of a black raven, red eyes, about 5' 2'', wears black robes and carries his mage staff made of dragon bones, bag of books, and bottles fill with plagues, poisons, and cures for the plagues and poisons.

Tokoyami asked, "Okay, Four Finger Brandon is quite the name. How did he get that name?"

BAS replied, "Well his dimension was on the verge of destruction which in order to save it, he cut off his thumb on his right hand to save it. It was a noble sacrifice to keep his home from destruction."

Aizawa asked, "He cut off his thumb to save his dimension?"

BAS nodded which Dante replied, "I believe it, the crazier it is the truer which is scary."

Nezu said, "An interesting group of friends you have there… are they like you?"

BAS laughed, "No! There is no one like me!"

BAS recomposed himself, "So this is when we had to go to hell to grab a few things which we did but we couldn't get out, so we had to go to Satan to get us out."

Mirio asked, "What was so important that you all had to go to hell to get it?"

BAS replied, "Demonic bullets… demonic weapons and upgrades in general."

The scene opened up to the four in hell walking to Satan's path, Izuku looked at his three slaves Tsuyu, Momo, and Yui Kodai carrying his and the party's stuff. Tsuyu fell down which Izuku grunted, "Hold up guys, one of the slaves is tired."

Iida nodded, "We will rest here for an hour."

Izuku went up to kick Tsuyu in the gut, "Feel graceful that we are allowing you to take a break, you stupid bitch!"

Everyone was in shock that this Izuku was abusive to women then looked at BAS which he said, "I'm just playing the part and rolling the dice for shit to work."

Nemu said, "Dad, you are fucked up… you are lucky mom and… other mom are asleep."

Hardcasekara laughed a little bit, "What is going to happen?"

The party stopped which Tsuyu rested a bit while the guys looked to see demons in armor coming which Izuku pulled out his revolvers out but Tenya said, "Don't shoot yet."

Shoto glared at the demons, "They have questions for us."

Tokoyami spoken demon in the party and did the talking which the leader of the group asked, "State your reason for camping outside Lucifer's castle."

Tokoyami replied, "We actually on our way to Lucifer's castle to get permission to leave Hell because we are not dead."

The demon looked at the group to see that they were actually alive, "How did you get in?!"

Kurogiri asked, "How did they get into Hell without dying?"

Spinner said, "There a large three headed dog guarding the entrance."

Shoto pointed at Izuku and bluntly, "He killed the guard dog."

The demons pulled out their swords and the leader shouted, "You killed her majesty's Cerberus?!"

Present Mic shouted, "WHAT?!"

Momo in shock, "The Cerberus?!

Izuku shrugged, "The mutt deserved it and made really good clothing."

The entire audience facepalmed by the response and they were now in deep trouble by the comment and admitting to killing Satan's dog.

The demons charged at the group, Izuku pulled out his pistols to headshot the leader and 11 men. Shoto pulled out his two swords to cut down the demons as they came for them, as Izuku reloaded Tokoyami started using dark magic to fight the demon mages.

Izuku shot up more demons then pulled out his rifle to snipe the demons running away and laughing as he shot off their heads. Shoto summoned a wall of flames from his flaming sword to kill the demons, Tokoyami tried possessed some of the demons to be his servants…

Tokoyami asked, "Can you possess demon?"

Sero replied, "I don't think so… that's like saying parasites have parasites."

The scene changed to BAS, Tree, Chris P, and Four Finger Brandon at a table sitting across a god with mask on the end of the table. The god DM asked, "You want to possess a demon?"

FFB (Four Finger Brandon) replied, "Yes, I want to possess a few demons to be my servants."

The DM raised an eyebrow, "Roll."

FFB rolled a 19 which the DM nodded, "I'll allow it."

Mina shouted, "WHAT?!"

Katsuki shouted, "THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

Mirio covering Eri's ear, "Language Young Bakugo!"

FFB smiled which BAS chuckled, "Possessing demons is just a new level of possession."

The scene changed back to Tokoyami taking control of the demons with his magic to make them kill the demons that weren't under his control. Then after the demons were massacred Iida said, "Let's go to the castle before they realize that we killed their men."

Tokoyami made the demons carry Izuku's slaves and the party's stuff to Satan's castle. When they arrived at the throne room after using mind control magic to convince the guard to let them through without checking them. They saw Lucifer who was dark skinned with long black horns, black bat wings, big boobs about G cup, and was 6'3''.

Some of the guys were thinking that Satan was hot and were debating if it was wrong to think that. BAS asked, "Isn't Lucifer supposed to be the hottest angel before being sent to hell?"

Dante nodded, "Said so in the bible."

Lucifer smiled, "So… you are the mortals who got in hell and killed my dog."

Izuku looked around, "Who killed your dog?"

Katsuki shouted, "YOU DID!"

Iida looked at Lucifer, "Your majesty, we came here for a few things that we need for the future. We would like to leave to return to the realm of man."

The scene changed to the DM rolling a die, "She won't let you all leave unless you convince her."

FFB said, "I can bring her dog back from the dead."

Yagi said, "That might be a good start."

Eraserhead said, "That might not be enough to her."

DM gestured FFB to roll which FFB rolled a 4, the scene changed to Lucifer laughing, "Sorry, that's not enough…"

Iida asked, "You want a slave princess?"

Izuku shouted, "Don't you dare offer her my slaves!"

The girls were triggered that this version of the four were offering Momo, Tsuyu, and Yui as bargaining chips… like objects of trade.

Lucifer chuckled, "Sorry but those slaves don't interest me in the slightest."

Shoto asked, "You want our magic?"

Tokoyami, Iida, and Izuku looked at Shoto which Lucifer sighed, "No, that's not what I'm interested in."

Izuku started giggling then offered, "You want to have a good time…"

Izuku gestured himself, "… with this sexiness right here."

Ghost, Hardcasekara, Dante, and BAS started laughing their asses off; Compress said, "I would be surprised if this works."

Nemu looked at BAS, "Please don't tell me that's how they get out of hell."

The scene changed to the DM, Chris P, Tree, and FFB staring at BAS; the DM asked, "You want to seduce and have sex with Lucifer?"

BAS nodded, "Well why not? Not like we have anything else to offer, might as well check that option."

The DM replied, "Roll."

BAS rolled a 20 which everyone including BAS were in shock by the perfect roll.

Midnight screamed in joy, "That's going to be their way out!"

Everyone except the gods yelled, "NO!"

The DM asked, "Can you please roll again?"

BAS picked up the die to roll it which it landed on 20 again which everyone in the room was in silence for a whole minute. Then the DM recomposed himself to continue narrating, "By some bullshit luck, Lucifer wants to mate…"

Midnight jumped in the air in joy, "That is going to be their way out!"

Yagi was in absolute shock, AFO thought he was evil be this Izuku creating the Antichrist is a new level of evil, Denki was thinking, 'Lucky bastard!'

The scene changed back to Izuku, Iida, Shoto, Tokoyami, and Lucifer in the room which Iida, Shoto, and Tokoyami were in shock that Lucifer actually will do a deal of mating with one of them in exchange they can all leave. Lucifer smiled evilly, "So, one of you have to have a child with me to produce the Antichrist and raise him. In exchange, I will let you all out back to the realm of man."

Iida grabbed the guys, "Okay, let's think before we take this deal…"

Izuku jumped up, "I will gladly be the father!"

Ghost chuckled, "No hestitation, just going for it."

Iida shouted, "He should think before taking deals!"

BAS chuckled, "I did and I made Izuku go for it."

He could feel the disapproval of a lot of people had of this idea.

Iida facepalmed so hard demons could hear it for miles, Shoto rolled his eyes and was glad he wasn't the father of the Antichrist. Tokoyami laughed a bit while Tsuyu, Momo, and Yui were in horror that Izuku was going to bringer of the end of the world. Lucifer pulled out a contract with Iida took it before Izuku took it, "I'm going to read it before you do anything else stupid."

Izuku sighed as Iida looked through it them nodded, "Okay, you may sign it."

Lucifer giggled, "It has to be signed in blood."

Izuku pulled his hand, "Shoto-kun cut me."

Shoto whispered in Izuku's ear, "Please I hope you never ask me that in the future."

Izuku replied, "I promise you that you will never hear those words coming out of my mouth."

Shoto didn't hesitate as he pulled out his sword to cut his hand to provide the blood for the contract. Then she grabbed Izuku's hand to heal it the lead him to her bedroom which Izuku waved at his buddies, "See you all in five hours!"

Shoto, Iida, and Tokoyami with Izuku's slaves headed to dining room to get some food and wait. They ate, Shoto gave the slaves food and then after a while Momo said, "Thank you… for the food."

Shoto nodded, Yui asked, "Why are you being nice?"

Shoto replied, "I don't believe in slavery."

Tsuyu in rage, "Then why do you travel with him?!"

Tokoyami looked at her, "He helps us with our goals, and we are searching for a cure to his insanity."

Uraraka asked, "A cure… for his… insanity?"

BAS said, "Our DM gave this Izuku a really dark and twisted backstory… Shoto feels like it was his fault for causing it but it was really Endeavor's fault."

Inko asked, "What happened to him?"

BAS replied, "Another time…"

Momo asked, "A cure from his insanity?"

Iida signed, "Shoto knows his tragic past and how he became the monster you fear. We heard there is a cure to turn him back to normal."

Shoto felt uncomfortable talking about the subject, "It involved with the revolt and fall of the Kingdom of Flames…"

Then Izuku appeared, "You guys missed out! The things we did was worth going to hell for!"

Tokoyami said, "Please don't tell us."

Iida looked in Izuku's hands to see a baby, "That's the Antichrist?"

Izuku nodded which they got up to see Lucifer standing in front of them with a portal opened behind her. Lucifer moved to the side, "Take care of the child, I can't wait to see him again in the future."

They nodded and went through the portal to return to the realm of man to continue their adventures.

The scene changed back to the gods, the DM sighed, "I still can't fucking believe that bullshit."

Aizawa said, "That makes two of us."

Chris P laughed, "Roll again… rolls another 20."

Tree added, "I'm going to smash Lucifer!"

FFB said, "Killed her dog and soldiers then banged her, you should get some sort of achievement for it."

Katsuki shouted, "What I wrong with you?!"

Midnight whispered, "Daddy Apocalypse."

BAS wrote that down for his future game with the boys to let them know the achievement name.

BAS chuckled, "This is going to be remembered for a long time."

The DM yawned, "Alright we will continue on Saturday…"

The guys got up to shake hands and headed home.

Everyone relaxed then Shoto asked the bold question, "What is next?"

BAS nodded at Dante which Dante shouted, "GOBLIN SLAYER!"