Konosuba
BAS yawned as he exited from a room in a different form than before, it was an alien with little grey-bluish skin, elongated head, and in a grey military uniform. He looks at everyone who were frozen in time, "Hehe, I love it when I can freeze everyone in time while I take my break. The latest empire I made in Stellaris has been amazing, conquering the galaxy to promote slavery and genocide while not declaring a war. Man, those defensive wars are fun and rewarding, the look on my enemies faces when I was the first empire to build battleship class spaceships. Then going to their capital planets to exterminate their people to no one left. Classic war crimes and getting away with it, I need to remind myself to exterminate the population on the newly required planets and replace them with my people later. Too many slaves causes problems."
BAS turned back to his white hair and green eyes version of Izuku form then sat in his chair then unfroze time. Everyone was relaxing in their chairs and ready until a car when through the door which freaked everyone out. Katsuki had his explosions ready, "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
The car's window rolled down to reveal a tan skinned god with sunglasses and black hair. The god waved with his right hand at BAS which his hand revealed four fingers, "Yo Mitch, Joker movie."
BAS got in the car, "Nice! Let's get that bread, Brandon!"
Hardcasekara asked, "Dude! Who is in charge while you are gone?"
BAS replied, "Just press '515' on the remote and the star button. Joker movie is more important at the moment."
The car started backing up which Brandon said, "Get out of that form, you look ridiculous."
As the car window on BAS's side rolled up, they saw his hair turn copper colored but couldn't see the rest of his true form. Then the car drove off leaving everyone in the house in shock state by the damage. Nemu in shock, "My dad's real hair color is red."
Dante said, "It's more copper colored than red."
Ghost grabbed the remote to press the buttons that BAS described which man with black cloak came in to grab the remote to change the channel. Princess looked at the man, "Who are if I may ask, kind man?"
The man replied, "Thomas, just Thomas"
Then the screen started playing went to fix the door that was destroyed which everyone was excited by this one.
The scene opened up on a nice field of hills and grass, then yelling was heard from the area. Then it is revealed that Izuku with a sword running away from a huge frog yelling, "SAVE ME, AQUA!"
Katsuki let out a big laugh at the scene which Kirishima said, "Dude, Izuku is in trouble."
The gods and goddess were laughing with him because it was funny as hell, while Inko was terrified.
While Izuku was being chased by the frog a girl with blue hair and eyes on top of a hill who was finding this funny as hell shouted back, "If you want me to save you, why don't you start by adding 'san' to the end of my name?!"
Izuku shouted, "AQUA-SAMA!"
Aqua smiled and crossed her arms, "I guess I have no choice. I'll help you out, you shut-in NEET! In return, you better worship me from tomorrow onward!"
The frog stopped to look at her and head to her direction, Izuku stopped to see the frog heading to her direction. Aqua was rumbling on about how she wanted to be worshipped the frog came up to eat her. Izuku then ran up to the frog, "AQUA-SAMA!"
Everyone was laughing from that, Katsuki shouted, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!"
Aizawa added, "She was too cocky about that frog."
Dante said, "She won't have helped, she is useless. She is only good for healing."
Tomura looking sad, "That poor soul."
Then killed the frog to get her out before the frog could kill her.
The scene changes to outside the city walls where a headless knight in dark armor was shouting and pointed at the girl in a sorcerer's outfit and staff next to Izuku, "THAT CRAZY CRIMSON DEMON GIRL IS STILL ATTACKING MY CASTLE EVERY SINGLE DAY!"
Katsuki shouted, "COME ON WHY AM I GIRL?!"
Denki giggled, "I'm getting used to your female version Bakugo."
Jiro nodded, "I feel the same."
KOW put his hand on Katsuki's shoulder, "Calm down, don't pay attention to them."
Katsuki looked at the god, "Fine!"
KOW chuckled, "You do make a cute girl that Izuku might hit on."
Bakugo had a vein pop out his head which CrimsonRev added, "He is not wrong."
Izuku in shock, "HUH?!"
Izuku then had flashbacks on seeing Bakugo going to a castle to use her explosion magic on it everyday for the past year. Izuku turned to her and Bakugo turned to the direction Izuku was looking. Izuku then grabbed Bakugo's cheeks, "YOU?!"
Bakugo was shouting, "OUCH! OUCH! OW! OW!"
Uraraka said, "You can't hurt a girl like that."
Princess sighed while Hardcasekara said, "I am a believer in true equality, if a woman can hit a man then a man can hit a woman."
Ghost nodded, "That's how it should be."
Momo said, "Princess, you must think that abuse is wrong."
Princess shrugged, "I'm a believe in true equality as well. I will back Hardcasekara on this one."
Kato looked at Princess, "Is she perhaps one of my people?"
Izuku was getting pissed off with her because it was her fault that one of the generals of the Demon King's army came to the town. Bakugo in pain, "That's not it! Please hear me out!"
Tsuyu said, "Yeah, at least let her explain before you attack her like that."
Izuku let her go to see what she had to say, Bakugo continued, "Until now, I've been able to settle for unleashing my magic on empty field, but since I learned the allure of using magic attacks on a castle, well…"
Bakugo smiling and fidgeting, "Now I needed something big and hard, or I just can't endure it."
Tsuyu in disgust, "I take that back."
Katsuki was disgusted by this version of himself while his classmates found it funny as hell.
Izuku yelled at her, "DON'T SAY THAT WHILE FIDGETING!"
Toga giggled, "Why not?"
Dabi smirked, "I just realize it's an embarrass that a lot of worlds embarrass Bakugo."
Hardcasekara waved his head, "Nah, you are just imaging things."
Dante raised an eyebrow, "I enjoy these."
Kirishima asked, "Do you all hate Bakugo or something?"
Hardcasekara replied, "He is redeemable character."
Ghost nodded with Hardcasekara's statement, Dante rolled his eyes, "I hate bullies like Bakugo. The only person I hate more than him is Overhaul."
KOW said, "Bakugo is redeeming himself, friend. I for one, am a fan of Bakugo."
Bakugo smiled a bit then KOW continued, "Even if he is a raging blonde jackass."
The scene changed nighttime outside a dungeon where the party of Izuku, Bakugo, and a taller female busty Kirishima looked at a traumatized Aqua. They decided that Izuku and Kirishima should go into the dungeon to what is in the dungeon. Kirishima embarrassed, "Just me and Izuku?"
She looked at Izuku and blushed, "You seem like a greater danger than the monsters…"
Izuku replied, "I could just leave you in the dungeon so you can experience the same trauma as Aqua."
Every man had a good laugh and Princess enjoyed it; the rest of the girls didn't like that threat. Eri was confused because the guys found it funny and most of the girls didn't, Midnight noticed, "Is this world's Kirishima a masochist?"
CrimsonRev nodded, "Bingo!"
Kirishima in shock, "WHAT?!"
Katsuki laughed from this while some of the guys felt bad for Kirishima being a tall busty masochist in this world.
Then the two went into the dungeon to figure out what was going on, they saw a guy in a tuxedo with a black and white mask making dolls. Izuku was analyzing the man but Kirishima charged in, "Are you one behind this?!"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't think you would make it this far."
The man got up and spread his arms out, "Welcome to my dungeon, adventures! I am the root of all this evil, the source of all your problems!"
Tomura rolled his eyes, "Typical boss fight lines."
Sero nodded, "Agree."
Then he bowed, "A commander of the Devil King's army, and duke of hell who leads an army of demons. The archdemon whose sight pierces all in this world… I am Vanir."
Then on screen popped up, 'Emergence quest', Izuku thought to himself, 'One of the Devil King's commanders?!'
He turned to Kirishima, "We need to run!"
Kirishima said, "The real Izuku would never run from evil and we should stand our ground."
Izuku added, "I strongly agree!"
Kirishima had her sword out, "A servant of the goddess Eris will not flee from the face of a demon."
Vanir smiled, "Oh, you dare challenge me, Vanir!"
Spinner shouted, "IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!"
Vanir looked at them for a moment, "I guess you cleared all the monsters, so on to my next step of my plan."
Izuku asked, "What are you after?"
Vanir smirked, "How rude, coming from the man who loafed around his room, just because he is anxious about the armored girl here returning home late."
Mina in awe, "Is he implying that…"
Toru giggled, "I think he is!"
Kirishima and Izuku were red and hiding in embarrassment from Mina and Toru's crazy thoughts.
Izuku is panic, "Hey, cut that out! How could you say that like you were there?!"
Then Izuku saw Kirishima blushing and trying to hide it, "QUIT FIDGETTING LIKE THAT!"
Toru and Mina shouted, "KiriDeku!"
Katsuki, Izuku, and Kirishima shouted, "NO!"
Vanir spoke, "You see, I have a sublime death wish…"
Vanir monologuing, "First, I obtain a dungeon. Stationing monsters and traps in every room. Until a group of skilled warriors rises about the challenges. Which I will be there to greet them and fight them."
The Vanir in excitement, "After they defeat, they go to the chest that they worked so hard for. They open it up and find a note that reads 'You lose!' As I watch them stunned to find that all their hard work was for nothing!"
Vanir stretched his arms out again, "That is how I want to die."
AFO laughed, "What an honorable death! That is also how I want to die as well, to leave my enemy in pain and suffering!"
Sato said, "What a Chad."
Nezu smiled, "I too would like a death like that, if I was a bad guy."
Aizawa loved the idea and was thinking about doing that to a few people, Iida shouted, "You can't be encouraging that idea, Principle!"
Then the door opened with revealed an Izuku in a maroon suit with long green hair, white makeup face paint, blue triangles on top and bottom of his eyes, red lips from red paint, and red nose from the paint. BAS said, "Oh god, give me a moment to process the masterpiece I just witness…"
Dante asked, "How was Joaquin Pheonix's Joker?"
BAS smiling, "Heath Ledger's successor is beyond worthy and had proven to be by far in my opinion the best live action Joker."
KOW asked, "So you liked it that much?"
BAS giggled a bit, "Oh I am debating on if I should we should watch the entire movie or just a few of my favorite scenes here. I'll think about it and give an answer in a week."
CrimsonRev in shock, "Doing the entire movie?! That is a long ass time!"
BAS shrugged, "Okay I will do my favorite scenes which is about 99% of the movie. So process of elimination."
BAS looked at Thomas, "You can go now"
Thomas left the place which Nemu asked, "Why are you dressed like that?"
BAS sat down, "Son, you don't understand why I love Joker. He is a monster, an unforgiveable one. One that makes you feel sorry for him, but never fogive him for what he has done. Joaquin Phoenix was made for the role and he played it beautifully, Heath would be proud."
Toru asked, "What about Jared Leto?"
Princess asked, "What are you imagining mortal?"
Ghost in looked at her, "Jared Leto played as Joker? What universe are you from?"
Dante nodded, "Jared Leto as Joker… sounds like a disaster."
BAS added, "Jared Leto as Joker, is that what they serve at Denny's?"
All Might said, "Okay, don't do Denny's dirty like that."
Shoto said, "Nah, sounds like something they serve at Waffle House."
