Tokyo Drift

Mega Campaign game world

BAS was wearing a WW1 German military officer uniform, "You know guys, I love role-play mandatory mega-campaigns. It's now 1880 which the leaderboard is showing my German Empire is the best in the world! The Kaiser's word is the law of the world!"

Hardcasekara in a Spanish military uniform, "You know BAS, it was nice for you to help me conquer Portugal and southern France which really helped boost my economy."

Dante in a British uniform, "The empress does enjoy her land in Belguim and north France, especially Normandy and Brittany, why did we let France even exist in the first place."

Ghost just chilling in an American uniform, "I still can't believe that you made the British Empire as an Irish count in the early medieval era. The English would be very confused that the UK was form by the Irish and is ruled by an Irish empress in this timeline."

BAS asked, "So Ghost, I see you have eaten every country in North and South America. I assume you won't colonize Africa."

Ghost laughed a little bit, "Nah, I'm just going to take a piece of China. But I think you shouldn't take any more land."

Hardcasekara agreed, "Yeah BAS, you literally ate Russia, Austria-Hungry, Scandinavia, the Ottomans, and Manchuria. You are too THICC, I mean you're DUMMY THICC."

Dante asked, "What do we do about Italy?"

The four looked at the poor Italian peninsula with the Italian states that still didn't form Italy. BAS nodded, "I'm going to make a puppet out of the northern states, if they don't want to form Italy then I will force them to."

Dante replied, "I'm going to expand my naval base, British Sicily sounds like a nice vacation resort."

Hardcasekara pointed, "Well I'll eat up the Papal States and the rest of Naples that Dante doesn't take."

Then the newspaper icon popped up which they all grabbed the newspapers to read. Hardcasekara chuckled a bit, "The German Empire is my nation's fear, typical…"

BAS shrugged, "The USA invades the Chinese Empire… China wants the international community to condemn the USA… why would we condemn Ghost?"

Dante replied, "I have a piece of Canton called Hong Kong and I would like to take more Chinese land… and keep forcing them to buy my opium."

BAS looked at the USA, "Ghost, what is with the slavery thing in the Southern States? Shouldn't the Civil War have already happened?"

Ghost shrugged, "I guess I hit a glitch and the American Civil War hasn't activated just yet."

Hardcasekara, Dante, and BAS felt to their knees laughing, Dante crying, "You're saying that it's 1880 and you still have slavery?! That is a 'Hmm' moment right there."

Hardcasekara nodded in agreement, "Hmm… this ain't right."

Hardcasekara asked, "Are you going to do something about that?"

Ghost laughed nervously, "I don't know if I should, I mean if I do something about it… would we see a Confederate Brazil?"

BAS laughed, "Brazil will rise again!"

Dante and Hardcasekara started colonizing without hesitation which BAS ignored them and took the Liberian Desert, Somalia, and the rest of Ethiopia. Ghost smirked as he took the Congo which Hardcasekara said, "Turn the Congo into a slave state."

They laughed at the idea because how wrong but funny it was, then Jean came in, "Okay, time for the 'Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift', chéri."

The guys sighed which BAS replied, "Okay, we would be there in a second."

Dante rolled his eyes, "Damn I wanted to see an American Congo that is also a slave state for the meme."

The four saved the game which BAS laughed a little bit, "Oh shit, I forgot I had my birthday a while ago."

Hardcasekara smiled, "Happy Birthday, how old are you?"

BAS replied, "Twenty Juan."

Dante excited, "Awe shit, you can drink legally now. What are you going to do?"

BAS grunted, "Well my boomer asshole of a doctor told me that I'm statically obese, which I weight 209 lbs., so I have to lose weight which apparently the ideal weight of a 21 year old is 175 to 185, and I should only drink a maximum of 4 beers a week. Which I find that a bunch of bullshit."

Dante rolled his eyes, "Fucking boomers, they criticize about us ruining our bodies and the way we live even though they ruined the economy."

MovieRoom

Nemu was holding a present which the cast got curious about it, Nezu asked him, "Is that a late Christmas present?"

Nemu shook his head, "No, dad's birthday that I forgot to give him. Also, he spent Christmas with me and my family."

The four gods came in which Nemu got up to give BAS the present, BAS smiled, "Oh shit… thanks for this present. I kind of forgot to tell you my birthday because I was fucking around with shit."

Nemu shrugged, "This is a warmup present to prepare you for your real present."

BAS opened it and was in awe, "Aw you shouldn't have…"

He pulled out a snow globe the state of Texas in it, "I have only seen snow there once and it wasn't too long ago. It's literally a once in a lifetime thing for me."

Yagi asked, "I hope you don't me asking but how old are you?"

BAS replied, "In god time, 21 years old. In human years, a huge number that you probably can't even comprehend."

The cast stared at him silently until Bakugo shouted, "21! How have you been drinking?!"

BAS shrugged, "Well I can pay other people to get my alcohol, I mean it's not rocket science."

Nezu asked, "Excuse me for asking, but your voice seem to sound different."

BAS replied, "Oh yes, I'm taking a break from that. It's really bad for the throat and also I'm getting into my comfy phase."

BAS chuckled a little bit then sat on his throne and relaxed then grabbed a bottle of Jägermeister. Denki asked, "I know you probably don't want to, but can you bring Mineta?"

The rest of the class nodded with him because they didn't feel somewhat complete without him. BAS sighed then proceed to drink the entire large bottle of the alcohol which Aizawa was impressed because he doesn't know anyone who drinks Jager. Then Mineta came out of a portal that opened up on the ceiling causing the purple freak to land face first. Mineta look around in confusion, "Where are we?!"

He looked at the gods, "Who are you?!"

Then he started to gaze at Jean and Esdeath, 'Who are those sexy babes?'

BAS hand turned black and metallic to grab Mineta's head to transfer knowledge to answer his questions. Which BAS went from grabbing his head to hanging him his tie, "You touch my wives… I'll change your gender and send you to a pit full of incubuses."

Mineta in horror, "W-What?"

Hardcasekara in fear, "You don't mean that… right?"

One of BAS's eyes turned black with a red iris, "Oh, I don't joke this."

Dante commented, "Bored, your chaotic evil is awaking."

BAS let the boy go and smiled, "Okay, let's get the show on the road. And remember rubbing alcohol is just spicy water… That should have been my senior quote."

The screen opened to the inside of a garage; a young Yagi was working on a car while a slightly older Izuku was talking with slightly younger Rei. Everyone was having a great time until the sound of loud fast cars approaches the garage. Three cars in total, one had a young Enji, Hawks, and some basic grunt came out of the cars.

Aizawa commented, "Well Enji is an asshole as usual, so some things never change."

Shoto deadpan, "So he's always been like that, good to know."

Mineta and Denki were thinking how hot Shoto's mom was, Jiro looked at the two in shame, "You two are just creeps."

Izuku and Rei headed down because it looked like a fight was going to happen, Yagi with open arms, "Hey Brother."

Enji punched Yagi's face, "I vouched for you! I put my reputation on the line for you! We were partners!"

Then Enji grabbed Yagi in rage, "You think you can keep inside deal from me."

Yagi pushed him off, "Come on, we aren't in the boy's scouts. It's what we do."

Rei said, "Enji."

Then Enji pulled out a gun to point it at Yagi, everyone was on edge for what will happen next. Then as Yagi and Enji were arguing, the garage door fell taking down one of the cars. Enji looked at the car, Yagi disarmed Enji and punched his face. Izuku then knocked out Hawks and taking Rei in his red car to drive off while Yagi was running away with a grunt started running after him.

Sato said, "Run like hell."

Tsuyu looked at him, "Sounds cowardice, do they have quirks?"

Hardcasekara answered her question, "No quirks in this world."

Yagi got in his car to drive off leaving the grunts in the dust, then Izuku drove out of the building scratching the roof of his car. Then Enji and Hawks got in their cars to drive after them.

Izuku was following Yagi as they were drifting across a field of loose gravel and some destroyed cars. Izuku and Yagi drove on the road with decent traffic in it drifting at high speeds to dodge cars and get away from their pursuers. Hawks and Enji were catching up fast and furiously to Izuku.

Everyone on the edge of their seats, Inko spoke, "This is why I didn't teach you how to drive."

Izuku looked at her confused, Bakugo added, "I'm sure he would suck at driving."

Izuku looked a little offended from the comment which Uraraka smiled, "You don't need to drive, I'm sure you will be fine."

Hawks then got close to ram the back of Izuku's car, but Izuku didn't flinch as he waited for Hawks to ram him again. Then Hawk went to Izuku's side and started hitting his car from the side.

After 3 hits, Hawks saw a car coming at him and moved over to dodge it but as he did another car was there and he crashed. Enji passed by the collision and continued to his drive to catch either Izuku or Yagi. After a few seconds Enji got next to Izuku to start slamming green hair man with his car.

Dabi frowned, "Reckless and an asshole in this world as well."

Anarchist nodded, "Truth."

Then an unfamiliar feminine voice shouted, "I'm here."

BAS yawned, "Grab a chair."

Everyone turned to see a green hair girl in a red spandex suit flew into a chair, "So Author-kun…"

BAS put the empty bottle down, "It's BoredAndSleepy or BAS or Money Making Mitch or Mitch or Comrade Doctor Ludwig or Comrade or Doctor Ludwig or Kaiser Fanboy or Jackass. Pick your poison."

The girl continued, "Okay Mitch, why does your bitch ass have so many names?"

BAS shrugged, "Well for your information Izumi, the first two are for here, the second two as are what some friends call me, next three are gaming profiles, Kaiser Fanboy is my old Pornhub and YouPorn accounts, and Jackass is what my dad calls me."

Mineta raised his hand, "Can we go back to the Pornhub account?"

Ghost laughed, "I'm trying to imagine you and your dad are just working on something and he just goes like 'I need the screwdriver Jackass.'"

BAS adds, "And I'm just like 'Sure thing Dad.'"

The gods and few people had a good laugh while others are just thinking that wasn't something shouldn't be laughing at that.

Yagi seeing Izuku was in trouble slammed on his brakes which caused Enji to step on his brakes to prevent him from crashing leaving free from Enji. Yagi then stepped on the gas following Izuku while Enji began to chase Yagi. Izuku was getting faster and faster while Enji and Yagi were doing the same.

Izuku then saw the huge crosswalk with hundreds of people crossing it, "Hang on!"

Rei in fear held on while Izuku continue to drive towards the crowd at full speed.

The people saw the three cars coming which they moved back to make room and not get hit.

Nezu with the other heroes gasped, "Oh no…"

Present Mic shouted, "OH MY GAWD!"

Izuku, Yagi, and Enji all drifted in the space the people provided, Rei looked in shock and awe by how they were drifting by without hitting a single person. As Izuku was about to escape, a car hit his car from the back-passenger side. The car spun 180 degrees before coming to a stop.

Iida shouted, "That was reckless! There is no way that was possible!"

Momo agreed, "The odds of not hitting a single person is impossible by all logic."

Dante put his hands out, "Welcome to the Fast and Furious universe where logic and physics are getting fucked in every single way."

Mirio who hasn't uncovered Eri's ears yet, "Come on guys."

Yagi concerned for Izuku lost focus on the road and got T-boned by another car. Izuku jumped out of the car to check Yagi but the car exploded when he got a few feet towards it. Enji then smirked as he drove off leaving Izuku in horror by what just happened to his friend. The screen turned black…

Tsuyu asked, "What just happened?"

BAS explaining, "What I can tell is that the impact and rolling caused leaks in the engine, gas tank, and maybe radiator causing the gas, oil, and maybe antifreeze which they are actually flammable. Also, the impact might have cause damage to the electric wiring that caused the flames. Flames plus flammable materials cause explosions, it's not rocket science."

Aizawa looking skeptical, "Antifreeze is flammable?"

BAS putting down the bottle, "Most antifreeze is made of water and a certain chemical known as glycol. That chemical is flammable especially when that water starts to evaporate."

Izumi in shock, "Are you are a car guy?"

BAS laughed, "I'm a programmer and a god who has experience with fixing cars… well my cars."

Mina asked, "What does this Izuku do now?"

Ghost replied, "You know, he prepares to race Enji and kicks his ass in that race."

The guys were in awe by the cool drift scene then AFO asked, "What's next?"

BAS smiled, "Top Gear UK with Clarkson, Hammond, and May… oh I have to congratulate the 420th comment."

He got up with a gold medal, "I give this award to the 420th comment to…"

Dante, Hardcasekara, and Ghost looked interest to see who made the 420th comment which BAS smiled, "Me…"