Top Gear: Race to Chernobyl

BAS yawned as he was eating some fried catfish, Izuku asked, "What is that?"

BAS replied kindly, "This here is a catfish, the fish that only tastes good if deep fried. Any other way of cooking it is wrong."

Kirishima asked, "What about…"

BAS glared, "Any other way is wrong."

Ghost chuckled as he rolled his eyes, "Can we continue to the Top…"

Crimson Rev shouted, "Yes! I found the ice cream!"

Hardcasekara in shock, "How long has he been here?"

Crimson laughed, "I never left."

Yagi asked, "Are there still gods here that haven't left?"

KOW a few rooms down, "I'm still here!"

Shoto in shock, "He didn't leave?"

Princess giggled, "I haven't really left, I'm good at being in multiple places at once."

Momo surprised, "Wait you didn't leave!"

Dante walked out of the kitchen, "I'm still alive."

Bakugo growled, "What is the next shitty universe?"

BAS replied, "Good news is you, Izuku, and Shoto are British and famous. Bad news is that you three got a task in Ukraine."

The scene opened to Kiev, Ukraine and Bakugo spoke as narration, "This morning we were told that there was a mob nearby… and there was."

Then the scene shown Izuku, Bakugo, and Shoto signing autographs to fans that saw them and surrounded the three.

All Might chuckled, "Well at least is was the good kind of mob."

Inko asked, "So, what do these three do?"

KOW came in and sat right next to Bakugo, "They are car people that mainly on review of cars and other vehicles with tests and stunts."

Jiro raised an eyebrow, "They are boring car dudes that review cars?"

BAS shrugged, "Well yes but actually no. They get pretty wacky on their tests and stunts."

Bakugo continued narrating, "So to go to much quieter place, we headed to the only racetrack in the country to receive our final challenge."

A guy gave a Bakugo an envelope which he read it to Shoto and Izuku, "You three will each get 23 liters of fuel which they are so economic that it would be easy to travel 100 miles to your next destination a town near the border with Belarus."

Shoto looked at him, "23 liters of fuel in 100 miles, that's easy."

Izuku nodded then Bakugo continued reading, "Your job is to run out before you reach the town known as… Chernobyl."

Bakugo paused in shock and Izuku asked, "What?"

Shoto in disbelief, "We can't actually go there… can we?"

Nezu replied, "With permission from the Ukrainian government, you can."

Aizawa smirked, "So these knuckleheads have to be as least fuel efficient as possible in what kind of cars?"

Dante smirked, "In cars that are very fuel efficient."

Spinner asked, "How fuel efficient?"

Izuku spoke in concern, "My car has 65 mpg."

Bakugo looked at his car, "All the way here, mine has done 60 mpg."

Shoto nodded, "Yeah, yeah."

Bakugo asked, "How do you get these cars to do less than 20 mpg?"

Izuku added, "Imagine getting it to under 30."

Spinner nodded, "Be the worst driver possible."

Dabi chuckled, "So drive like you do."

Compress laughed, "You didn't have to tell him that."

Spinner in rage, "What did you say?!"

Toga was too busy dealing with FAS Izuku and Izumi which she was sandwiched between the two. Anarchist looked at the three, 'Note to self, got to try to get my female self and one of my girlfriends in a threesome.'

Bakugo went back to narrating, "So as our cars get the exact 23 liters of fuel, we made our preparations."

Bakugo started putting bricks and big rocks in his car, Shoto used his key to release the air in his tires, while Izuku put duct tape on all the cracks of his car. Shoto turned to the camera, "What I'm going to do is let 30% of the air out of the tires, point is that it decreases rolling resistance…"

He moved to the next tire, "Which means I use more fuel."

Bakugo finished putting rocks and bricks in his car, "That's heavy."

He turned to Izuku, who finished taping his car up, "What are you doing?"

Izuku replied, "I'm sealing up all the gaps so radioactive dust can get in."

Bakugo explained, "What you just did is make your car more aerodynamic."

Izuku paused for a moment, "I have, haven't I?"

Bakugo shook his hand, "Goodbye."

Nezu was having a field trip with this, "So Bakugo thinks extra weight is going to be enough, but it isn't! Shoto took some air out of the tires, but that isn't enough! Izuku just made himself more fuel efficient and is completely unaware of gamma rays in Chernobyl!"

He found their preparations too funny especially Izuku in this universe, Ghost replied, "Calm down, you are a little terrifying when you laugh like that."

The three started up their cars and headed off at max RPM but moving at second gear. Bakugo shouted, "Come on! Built up the revs!"

Shoto calmly and smiled, "Second gear but keep the revs up. Oh, that's wasteful."

Sero laughed, "I love how calm he is and smiling without a care in the world."

Momo smiled, "I could see myself sitting in the back of car listening to his rants."

Bakugo comment in the narration, "Me and Shoto went for the low gear, max rpm way. Meanwhile Izuku on the otherhand…"

The scene cuts to Izuku swerving the road going back and forth on the two lanes. Izuku explained, "If I keep doing this, all the way there… I'm pretty sure I'll be travelling double the distance. THIS IS THE ANSWER!"

Denki confused, "Wait… hold up."

Sato commented, "I mean is that right?"

Nezu using his big brain quirk, "He isn't driving double the distance, but he is driving a little further an taking a lot longer than the other two. So, in this case yes, it is the answer."

Bakugo in his car, "I just realized…"

He turned on the AC, lights, seat warmers, and anything electrical, "That will waste more fuel."

Then a little bit later, Bakugo complaining, "I mean they are sending to a dangerous place and it's not the radioactive is gone. It's still there and it has a half-life of 245,000 years. I'm sure Shoto is explaining the concept of a half-life in his car."

Meanwhile in Shoto's car, Shoto was literally explaining the concept of a half-life.

Everyone had a laugh from Shoto in this world just explaining what a half-life was, then giving uranium's half-life, and a little about Marie Curie. Dabi spoke, "I can sleep to this."

Aizawa smirked, "Already beat you to it."

A while later, Izuku got pulled over by the cops which the camera crew was explaining the situation to them. Izuku meanwhile is just sitting there at max rpm deafing the camera crew and police officers, "Okay, we have been pulled over by the police. They were wondering why I was zig zaging. While they are talking to the camera crew, I'm just sitting here at max rpm… to try to use some fuel, while I'm stationary."

Shoto narrated, "While Izuku was deafing the police, I pulled over to disable my car's engine management system."

Inko asked, "A what now?"

BAS explained, "A part that manages the car's fuel and a few other things. It's in my opinion something that you don't really need to replace as soon as it breaks. If it's broke, the most damage I've seen is that the car uses more fuel. But does also tell the drive that there is a problem with the engine, so you still have to watch it carefully."

Present Mic in confusion like everyone, "So your saying it's not important but still important?"

BAS tapped his head with his finger, "It's only important if you think it's important. It's a lot like a final exam where you cram all knowledge in the day before the exam."

Shoto pointed the camera at his dashboard, "Oh look, engine warning light. You see the car doesn't know anything about itself, so it has to be less fuel efficient."

Meanwhile 30 miles from Chernobyl… Bakugo had the tail gate door open and his drive side door open, "HOW ABOUT THAT FOR DRAG!"

Kirishima asked, "Why can I see our Bakugo doing that?"

Jiro smirked, "That actually is what Bakugo would do."

Bakugo looked at them, "What are you idiots talking about?!"

KOW grabbed his shoulder, "Hey, don't listen to them. Relax…"

Bakugo relaxed then KOW nodded, "Good, go to back to that big ego you enjoy."

Izuku was now using the method of accelerating and braking until he finally ran out of fuel. Izuku in celebration, "I'm going! Going!"

Bakugo in jealousy, "Don't tell me that you have ran out."

Bakugo stopped next to Izuku which Izuku showed off that his car was out of fuel. Bakugo then said, "I don't believe you. Izuku Hammond is a ****."

Izuku in happiness, "Go on, go face your fate."

Bakugo then drove off leaving Izuku to celebrate his victory.

Nezu clapped, "Impressive that he made a car with 65 mpg run out of gas in less than 100 miles."

Bakugo argued, "He was pulled out by the cops!"

Spinner laughed, "Yeah the cops help him win."

Dabi smirked, "They helped him because he was being a terrible driver like Spinner."

Then Bakugo and Shoto reached the checkpoint they have to go through before they are allowed to drive to Chernobyl. Bakugo held a camera, "Our three main camera men are leaving."

Shoto in surprise, "What?!"

Bakugo pointed his camera at the other camera men and Shoto continued, "We are left here with the, I don't want to be rude, two camera assistants."

Bakugo shook the men's hands, "I would like to actually thank you…"

Everyone in the class was in shock, "DID HE JUST THANK THESE GUYS?!"

Bakugo shouted, "They are just doing their jobs!"

Aizawa replied, "I do like this version of Bakugo, he is much more calmer."

Bakugo continued, "You men are very brave, and you are now officially camera men."

Bakugo and Shoto got back in the cars to turn off the vents then they were allowed in. Shoto explained, "The camera crew are still filming in the back of the Land Rover, but they have the door closed for their safety."

Bakugo in his car ranting, "There is around 17 tons of radioactive waste still in the exposed reactor core and their building this enormous arc over the entire site which would seal it off. But it's not finished yet."

Then after a few more miles, they saw the reactor in a close distance which the two were creeped out. The two looked around the town nearby in amazement of how it was once a great city then it's now abandoned. As the counters in the cars started making lower noises, Bakugo begged, "Don't run out, don't run out."

Everyone laughed from the situation of Bakugo was a little scared that he was getting close to running out of gas. Shoto thought for a moment, "That change from 'run out please' to 'don't run out' just happened so fast."

BAS laughed, "The fastest change I've seen is was BlastphamousHD, in one of his videos WTF DID I JUST WATCH?! || Funny Compilation REACTION! on time stamp 4:03."

Everyone looked at him wondering what he just said and what he was talking about.

Then Bakugo ran out of fuel, "Oh no!"

Then the camera crew and Shoto drove off out of the city leaving Bakugo behind…

The screen went dark…

Tomura asked, "Did they just leave?"

Dante replied, "No, of course not. That last part was for comedy."

The class and hero sigh in relief then BAS pulled out a black Blu-ray case with a five leaf clover on it, "Now then, who is ready for Black Clover?"