Black Clover Fight Scene Vote

Everyone was chilling at BAS's place which the gods showed some concern about leaving so Dante was explaining about the recent events. Nezu asked, "There is a virus that can kill gods and you all decided not to leave?"

Ghost nodded, "Well yeah, we are told to stay indoors to protect ourselves, the virus is deadly to the gods that have asthma or other breathing problems."

Then BAS entered in with another god with him, "This is my other little brother, Josh, and he is living with me for a little bit. He is the innocent little brother in the family."

The blonde hair blue eyes teen who looked about Mirio's age looked around, "Well goddamn, I didn't know you were running an orphanage, a prostitution ring, and a weed farm."

The class, villains, and heroes were all thinking, 'How is he the innocent one?!'

BAS chuckled a bit, "These are my guests, family, and friends…"

Josh had a pile of books in a cart behind him, "Where can I put my complete collection of High School DXD light novels at?"

Dante, Hardcasekara, Ghost, Princess, and every god looked at Josh in complete shock as BAS explained, "Well not out here, but anywhere in the guestroom is fine."

Dante went up to shake Josh's hand, "I see you are very cultured."

Josh smiled, "Oh yeah, I love the story and love Issei, the character himself, is to me the best protag in existence… and you can't change my mind. Also before you ask, Irina Shidou is best girl."

BAS leaned over to Dante, "High School DXD is his first world he viewed."

Dante looked at the two in shock, "Well you just jumped straight into it, like skip past Fairy Tail and My Hero."

Josh rolled his eyes, "Fairy Tail is overrated but I'm going to started on Testament of Sister New Devil. So don't mind me…"

BAS covered his mouth, "You can't say that!"

Josh replied, "I can't lie like you can, besides you said it yourself. It is overrated…"

BAS laughed, "Don't mind him, he is pretty funny."

Nemu walked over, "So… he is my uncle?"

Josh looked at him and shouted, "I'M AN UNCLE!"

He warped his arms around Nemu, "Oh my gods, I get to be the fun uncle."

Esdeath looked in shock, "So… not everyone in your family wants to kill you."

Josh laughed, "He has saved my ass so many times that I love him too much."

BAS sweated a little bit, "No homo, right?"

Josh giggled, "All the homo."

Crimson asked, "Why don't you invite him to the Discord?"

Josh asked, "Are you all cursed?"

Crimson nodded and Josh deadpanned, "Then no, I don't like being around cursed people."

Crimson looked at him in complete confusion then Katos on the ceiling asked, "Why are living here?"

Josh pointed at BAS, "Because of this jackass, we are too afraid to get rid of a Fear Bug!"

Ghost asked, "Fear Bug infestation?"

Josh nodded, "I called him first because what can a god of his age be afraid of, well student loan debt, a dead-end job, unable to retire, credit card debt, and other normal stuff."

Then he shouted, "BUT NO! The bug went from looking like 90s Pennywise to a hybrid between a snake, spider, cockroach, and scorpion."

KOW in horror, "That is clearly some heresy right there."

BAS in horror, "That thing flew at us, that house is his house now."

Josh sighed, "I'm too broke to call a professional so I'm living here."

BAS joked, "You know we can make hentai together, you the artist and me the writer."

Josh laughed a bit before kicking Mineta out of his seat and taking it, "What the hell is on TV, it better not be about the virus. That shit is annoying… you are looking in the multiverse."

He grabbed the remote, "Let's watch the DXD world then go back to whatever you were watching."

BAS tackled him, "Give back the remote, you are in my house!"

Josh punched his face, "You are the reason I can't go to my house!"

The two started wrestling which they all found this entertaining until Jean brought some beer which Josh asked, "Is that German style?"

Which the two called a truce and started drinking together, Hardcasekara asked, "Are you two good?"

BAS nodded, "We are the kind of family where alcohol bring smiles and peace to the household."

Josh asked, "Can we please watch a world of my choosing; besides it gives you time to actually choose a scene from Black Clover."

BAS nodded, "You are right."

Mineta shouted after waking up from the powerful kick that Josh did, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"

Josh replied, "I don't like you; you radiate too much horny energy."

Crimson looking at Josh, "You are a walking contradiction."

BAS patted his shoulder, "That's my little brother."

Josh stopped drinking, "Okay, so DXD, Black Clover, then do Testament of Sister New Devil…"

BAS slapped his head, "I don't know if the last part is a good idea."

Josh rubbed his head, "Okay, how about Rune Factory series?"

BAS raised his eyebrow, "Maybe later…"

Josh snapped his fingers, "Oh! How about that idea we were talking about on the way here?"

BAS in confusion, "There should be a doujinshi where Mirko the Rabbit Hero should be gangbanged by a group of big horse cock nomus?"

Everyone looked at him, "HOLDUP! WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Except Crimson who mostly agreed with the idea that there should be more doujinshis of Mirko. Josh shook his head, "The other one…"

BAS thinking, "Ask that one guy to react to his fic My Hero x Fallout: New Vegas where Bakugo is a female Deathclaw and Izuku is the owner?"

Bakugo was the most disgusted in the group about that idea but Josh replied, "The one before."

BAS in confusion, "Pennywise…"

Josh waving his hands, "Not that far back."

BAS asked, "True Blood?"

Josh facepalmed, "Right before that one."

BAS smiled, "Azur Lane."

The two high-fived each other then continued drinking while everyone looked at the two in a weird feeling of awe by how well they work together. Mina asked, "How are you the innocent one?"

Josh smiled and when he smiled everyone started believing that he didn't say anything at all and thought he was innocent. Ghost and Crimson saw through this, "That is a neat trick."

Josh replied, "It took a lot of practice."

Princess in confusion, "What did he do?"

Josh stood up, "My brother is a god of chaos while I am the god of innocence."

Denki said, "But… you are not innocence, just a little bit ago…. What did you do?"

Dante in awe, "That's cool, where do I get powers like that?"

KOW seeing Josh's true power, "Why do I fear this power?"

BAS explained, "He can literally do anything and get away with it. The best part, no one will know or remember that he did it."

Nezu spoke, "With a power like that, we don't truly know what you are capable of and the kind of being you are."

Josh leaned over to BAS, "What the fuck is that thing?"

BAS replied, "Don't be rude now. He is capable of infinite knowledge; all he needs to do is understand 42."

Princess asked, "How old are you?"

Josh shrugged, "17 god years about to be 18… oh bro, my girlfriend is coming over."

BAS shouted, "She better not have the virus!"

Josh chuckled, "No, I like your idea of a mortal wife, so I got one."

BAS choked on his drink, "Well goddamn, give me a pecan pie and call me George Bush."

The gods looked at BAS by the way he pronounced pecan as 'pu-con' and not 'pee-can' until they remembered that he was Texan, so they pronounced it differently. Josh giggled, "Put it on the Vali fight… itty bitty titties gets me every time."

Hardcasekara grabbed his shoulder, "That line makes anyone laugh their asses off."

Okay everyone, vote in the review on which of the fights should the Black Clover chapter:

A: Devil

B: Sea Temple

C: Diamond Kingdom in the Witch's Forest

D: Heart Kingdom