It's FriYAY!
I hope ya'll enjoy this one *wink, wink*
"Oh, Snowflake you're home!" Hans greeted as he heard the front door open and close. He was met with a grunt before Elsa showed herself.
"Are you drunk?" He asked frowning.
"Tipsy," was all she said.
"Drinking at work?"
"Yes."
"Beer?"
"Yes."
"Olaf?"
"Fucking snowman," Elsa grumbled and lay face down on their sofa. Hans sighed and pat her head.
"I don't blame you, the whole blackmail thing and the Anna thing. It's a wonder it took so long," he said and she eyed him with one of her eyes.
"Where are you going that you're dressed like that?" she asked wanting to change the subject.
"I'm going to go see that guy of mine, he's got something and I don't think you're okay to go," Hans said as he finished combing his sideburns.
"I hope he does, I want this over and done with, I don't want to pay 30k to some asshole who thinks he can control my life," she grumbled before standing and going to the kitchen. Hans followed her, a bit concerned.
"You shouldn't be alone right now, maybe call Rapunzel to come sit with you?" He tried as she pulled out some wine.
"She has wedding stuff to do," Elsa grumbled, "besides I'm fine," she whined, spilling some wine as she poured her a glass.
"Call Anna then," he said and was met with a glare.
"I'll call her! You two could stand to spend some quality time together," he smiled and fished Elsa's phone out her bag. Elsa tried grabbing for it, but Hans rested his big hand over her face as she flailed drunkenly.
"Hello, Anna speaking?"
"Why don't you sound so sure?"
"Hans? Where's Elsa? Is she okay?"
"The room is spinning," Elsa whimpered as she stopped flailing her arms and just stood there resting her face against the man's hand.
"I have to leave for an hour or so, Rapunzel is busy and I don't want her to be alone. Could you maybe come babysit your boss?" Hans asked with a smile then shivered and looked to Elsa with disgust as she licked his palm. He pulled away his hand and saw the blonds eyes widen as she dropped forward.
"You better hurry she just dropped onto her face," Hans said and hung up to help is poor wife.
Once he had Elsa upright again she punched him in the arm. Well, as much as a slightly drunk person can punch.
"I hate you, why did you go and do that?" Elsa whined.
"Because you two need to talk," he simply said and helped Elsa to the living room while she clung to her wine glass.
"But why do we need to talk?"
"Look you two obviously like one another," he simply said.
"Hans! She's 14 years younger than me!"
"So? You're both consenting adults, who cares about the age difference? I like them younger too, it's more fun," he said wiggling his eyebrows.
Elsa just drank her wine grumbling.
It took Anna 15 minutes to get there and was greeted by Hans.
"Ah you made it! I just gave her some wine and crackers. I ordered you two some pizza, make sure she eats," Hans said as he switched places with the younger girl before petting her cheek.
"Try not to have sex in the living room, okay cheers!" He smiled and made his way to his car. Anna was left gaping as she took in what he had said. She watched him hesitate to get into his car then looked to her frowning.
"I don't know what two girls do, but…use protection!" He said then smiled and drove away. Anna just blinked and shook her head before going to go find Elsa.
"Anna, you made it! Now we can party!" Elsa cheered as she hugged the girl close to her. Anna let out a startled 'eep'.
"Elsa, let's get some water into you. Hans seems to not be the best care taker if he just gave you more alcohol," Anna sighed and walked to the kitchen after pulling herself away from the woman's grip.
Elsa watched the girl walk away and looked down. Her head was swimming with alcohol and bad choices. She shook her head to get some sense back and walked over to the stereo. Music always helped.
The words and music of Passenger started to play and Elsa couldn't help but think it was a little ironic in the song that played: Let her go.
Staring at the bottom of your glass
Hoping one day you'll make a dream last
But dreams come slow and they go so fast.
"Of course," Elsa murmured before she threw her head back and gulped the last bit of her wine. Just then Anna entered the living room again and switched her empty wine glass with a full ice cold glass of water. Elsa rolled her eyes and took a sip of the water as the doorbell rang.
"That must be pizza," Anna said and stepped away again. Elsa followed the girl's ass.
Hmm, no sway must be because of her…
Elsa's face reddens and without thinking she dumps the contents of the glass on her head to cool her down and wake her up.
"Elsa! What did you do that for?" Anna said as she placed the pizza box down and walked over to the slightly gasping woman, water dripping onto the lush carpet.
The redhead pulled off her jacket and used the hoody to wipe at the blonds face. Anna was wearing a shirt that read: I heard you like bad girls.
Elsa focused on the words as the girl scolded her for doing something so stupid.
"I do," was all she said and Anna blinked.
"Excuse me?"
"I do like bad girls," Elsa stated as she pointed to the redheads shirt. She watched the muscles in the girls arm bulge and pull on the sleeve as she rubs a hand through her hair as she slips the grey beanie off.
"I…don't have an answer to that," Anna said blushing slightly. This was unexpected and new.
"I didn't ask a question," Elsa whispered, no signs of a slur in sight. Maybe that cold water did the trick.
~Chocolatier~Chocolatier~Chocolatier~
Anna was slightly confused at the statement Elsa had made. She hadn't thought of the shirt she had thrown on the moment she got to her apartment. She just took whatever still smelled clean. She hadn't planned on leaving her little place until the next morning. Now here she was standing in Elsa's house again and the woman was slightly wet.
"You should get changed, wet cloths aren't all that comfortable," Anna said and Elsa nodded then walked down the hall behind Anna and into a room. The redhead watched the woman disappear and briefly wondered what the blonde's room looked like.
A blush started to creep up her face when she saw Elsa re-emerge wearing a skirt and a strappy top. Her hair looked like she had towel dried it and left untied. Her makeup was also taken off, except her eyeliner.
Anna gulped and opted to sit down and pull the pizza box over her lap. No need to make things more awkward. Once Elsa was in the living room again she turned the music down and pressed a button, making classical music play.
"What kind of pizza did Hans order?" Elsa asked as she sat down next to the redhead. Anna opened the box, the scent of the cheesy goodness almost making her salivate.
"We got double cheese and peperoni on one half and…who the hell eats pineapple on pizza?" Anna said pulling a face.
"I do," Elsa said as she picked up a slice and started to eat. Anna watched the woman's face turn into a smile as a soft moan slipped out of her.
"Have you ever actually tasted it?" Elsa asked as she held the slice out to her, "it's one thing to have tasted it and then not like it than to not like it just because society said so," she explained and Anna eyed the slice in front of her.
She hesitantly leaned forward and took a bite, taking in a piece of pineapple with ham and cheese. She chewed slowly letting her taste buds decide for themselves then her eyes widened.
"That's really not that bad. The sourness of the pineapple compliments the rest of the pizza," she said.
"See? Everyone has their own flavours they enjoy," Elsa smiled and continued to eat.
Anna smiled and took a slice of the other half and started to eat. Where Elsa ate small bites at a time, Anna was inhaling it like she hadn't eaten in days. Elsa giggled as she looked to the redhead.
"What?" Anna asked as she picked up another slice.
"You have cheese on your cheek," Elsa said and watched the girl try and lick it off with her tongue.
"Let me," Elsa whispered and leaned closer. Anna blushed brightly as she felt a delicate tongue lick her cheek. She turned away and swallowed thickly.
"Miss Elsa you're drunk," Anna whispered with a trembling voice. Her resolve was melting like chocolate on a warm day. She felt the blond lean up against her, her breasts practically hugging her upper arm. She shivered when there was cold breath on her ear.
"Just slightly tipsy," Elsa purred as she licked the curve of Anna's ear. The girl shivered more intensely and closed her eyes tightly. This was it. This was her end.
She jumped slightly as she felt delicate fingers stroke in under the box on her lap and over her thigh. Anna gulped and turned her head.
"Miss Elsa-" She had intended to tell the woman…something, but the feel of Elsa's soft lips on her own was enough to make all rational thoughts leave her brain.
She had wanted this for so long. She didn't want to count the drunk kiss they shared. This was better, so much better.
Anna let out a soft moan as she felt Elsa's tongue on her again, this time on her lips and asking for permission.
The redhead moved the pizza box onto the table next to the sofa before stroking the older woman's cheek as she opened her mouth to the invading tongue.
She felt Elsa grip her shirt and soon they found themselves lying on the sofa. Their lips moved in a slow dance, testing and tasting the other.
Elsa tangled her fingers in the younger girl's hair as Anna gripped the older woman's ass. Elsa moaned into the kiss softly as she slowly started to grind into Anna's abdomen. A soft growl escaped the redhead as her hands moved to grip the blonde's backside under her skirt just to feel that the woman wasn't wearing anything under it. They broke apart panting softly.
"You're not wearing underwear," Anna stated frowning slightly.
"I don't like underwear in general," Elsa shrugged making Anna blush brightly. Elsa smirked and purred as she slowly moved down onto the girls lap. She gasped softly at feeling the bulge there. Anna gulped audibly, her nerves returning. She gripped the older woman's hips making her stop her grinding.
"Miss Elsa, I don't think-"
"I love it when you call me that," Elsa smiled and stroked a finger in under Anna's shirt. She moved it up slightly, just enough to see the girl's abs and moaned softly as she stroked her finger over the hard lines. Anna's eyes faltered at the soft touch that shot tingles threw her.
She opened her eyes when she felt the hand retreat. Her eyes widened as she watched Elsa remove her own shirt, showing a smooth tummy with a cute belly button. There were faint lines that showed her shape, but what made Anna's mouth go dry was the swell of the older woman's breasts. They weren't overly big, bigger than her own thou, they were perfect actually.
Anna's muscles moved on their own without input from her brain. Her hands stroked over Elsa's back as her lips graced the white flesh of her breasts. Elsa moaned softly as her hands tangled into Anna's hair again, pulling her closer as she bit down on the flesh.
Elsa resumed her grinding on the girls lap as Anna's hot breath made her cold skin shiver. A relatively loud moan left Elsa as she felt the younger girl's lips wrap around her nipple and suck hard. Elsa panted softly as she arched into the girls salivating mouth more.
"Elsa, honey you home?"
Both women's eye widened as they froze. At the close of the front door they moved like lighting. Elsa pulled on her shirt and sat on the sofa as Anna opted to sit on the floor as she pulled the pizza box onto her lap.
Both women's hearts were beating rapidly as Elsa's mother and father entered the living room.
"Mom, dad, what are you doing here?" Elsa asked giving a nervous smile.
"We dropped by for a surprise dinner!" Her mother smiled.
"Oh look Iduna, that Anna girl from the café is here too!" Her dad said smiling.
"You should stay for dinner too sweetie," the woman said and both girls just gulped.
I like pineapple on my pizza so there XP
This was fun to write and I hope not all were disappointing...frustrated maybe...
Shout outs!
BlossomCharms: when I wrote Elsa and Olaf that was kinda me battling with being over tired...so my brain spazed hehe
Reza Novaria: It's always either the quiet ones or the overly happy ones...we might...probably when she has to deal with her father...at some point...
despitethedesperation: That's a real good observation, they could totally help one another.
midnightscar17: glad you found it funny!
Demon420: Yay thank you!
Guest: Imma start calling you Special Guest! Yea I agree hallucinations are never a good thing, but I wanted Olaf to be more of...a cope-ing thing...didn't exactly think about the whole...medical consequences...my bad, hey maybe that could be a plot point...I'll see. Yea I wasn't so sure of the chapter either, but I wanted some humor and my Beta said it was fine so I don't know *shrugs* I hope this was satisfying. I'd love to keep swimming, but we kinda have a water crisis going on so...Imma be tryna not to die of over heating *thumbs up* Cheerio!
Alrighty then!
See ya'll next week!
X3