Please give me prompts. I like prompts. I like writing prompts. I love hearing whatever you want me to do with these guys. I want to reach 240 rules at least. I would appreciate it if you guys could help.

Each chapter will be at least 39 rules.

Enjoy.

Against his better judgement, and to see whatever else was ridiculous enough to warrant a rule, the Admiral and Alexi kept reading.

Rule 40: The Senior Staff are not allowed to bring tribbles on the station anymore. It's ruining my business.
Rule 40,1: Who let Quark on the List again?
Rule 40,2: I did.
Rule 40,3: And who the f*ck are you?
Rule 40,4: Nice try.

Rule 41: When we say to keep your imaginations in check, fucking keep them in check. The last time they didn't, the station was nearly destroyed.
Rule 41,1: I already apologized for that weird bastardization copy of you, Zia! What the hell else do you want me to do?

Rule 42: No more cursing on the List. It must all be censored.
Rule 42,1: F*ck your f*cking censoring habits, you motherf*cking c*cksucking sh*tfaced motherf*cking *ssf*cking c*nthole.
Rule 42,2: Screw you too.

Alexi giggled.

"It's not funny, stop laughing."

Rule 43: What did we say about giving Julian too much caffeine?
Rule 43,1: F*ck you, I'll drink whatever the f*ck I wanna drink!

Rule 44: Magic is prohibited in Ops.

Rule 45: Children are prohibited from coming in Ops.

Rule 46: Dignitaries and ambassadors are prevented from coming to Ops without permission from a member of Senior staff.
Rule 46,1: Unless it's Dr Bashir, in which case, kick them out anyways.

Rule 47: Garak is prohibited from setting foot in Ops.
Rule 47,1: I will go wherever I please.

Rule 48: Garak is not allowed on the List again.
Rule 48,1: Of course, my dear.

Rule 49: I'm serious, Garak.
Rule 49,1: I'm being perfectly serious as well, dear Doctor.

Rule 50: STOP FLIRTING AND F*CK ALREADY!

Rule 51: Randomly coming into the Infirmary with blood on your uniform and a bloody harpoon is not acceptable.
Rule 51,1: Security will be called if you do it again.
Rule 51,2: My apologies for it happening a third time.

Rule 52: -
Rule 52,1: SEE! AND YOU WONDER WHY WE KEEP QUARK AWAY FROM THE LIST!

"What the hell did he write?"

"Fuck if I know."

Rule 53: Sitting in the corner of the school just to drink tea is making my students twitchy, Bashir. Why do you keep doing it?
Rule 53,1: I have no clue what you're talking about, Keiko.
Rule 53,2: Odo?
Rule 53,3: I'm not that good at faces.

Rule 54: No having sex in the Infirmary. That's my place of work. Just no.

Rule 55: No having sex it my office.

Rule 56: No having sex in my bar. I can hear you guys. Take it to the holosuites - at least they have soundproofing.

Rule 57: No having sex on the Defiant. The walls are really, really thin.

Rule 58: No eating in Engineering.

Rule 59: Printing off documents just to shred them in unnecessary. Stop it.

Rule 60: The paper in paperwork does not have to be taken literally.
Rule 60,1: Do not make it into origami, either.

Rule 61: Music is prohibited in Ops.
Rule 61,1: It is, however, permitted in the Infirmary, especially during surgeries.

Rule 62: Intoxication while on duty is forbidden.
Rule 62,1: Yes, that includes changelings.

Rule 63: No having sex in Engineering.

"There it is," Alexi chuckled. "I was wondering when 'don't have sex in Engineering' would show up."

Rule 64: Decorating the Bridge is not allowed.

Rule 65: This includes not toilet-papering the Bridge.

"Was that actually a problem at one point?"

"Keep reading."

Rule 66: Cosplay is not permitted during work hours.

Rule 67: The Founders do not want to keep you as a sex slave, Odo. Captain, you should tech your security chief to lie better. -Admiral Krajensky

"Was this rule recorded before or after the incident on the Defiant in which Odo killed another changeling after said changeling attempted to Link with him?"

Alexi sighed.

Rule 68: Quark is not allowed anywhere near the walls of Ops with a bucket of paint.
Rule 68,1: Especially if Jadzia (Cmmdr Dax) thinks it's a good idea.

"Okay, now I'm curious."

Rule 69: Weyoun is not allowed in Ops.
Rule 69,1: Especially when accompanied by Dukat or Damar.

Rule 70: Captain, the proper solution to any problem is not immediately Rakjajino.
Rule 70,1: Julian, it's not immediately Tarkalean Tea either.
Rule 70,2: -
Rule 70,3: No, it's not 'burn everything to the ground and start over again' either.
Rule 70,4: Especially when mixed with alcohol.

Rule 71: Nog, can you explain why the interior of the Filing rooms are now orange?

Alexi and the Admiral looked at each other, then turned back to the PADD's screen. "Orange?"

Rule 72: Jadzia, while your techniques are certainly interesting, don't do it again. The repairs are beginning to put a dent in our budget.

"What budget could that possibly be?"

"Well, the Bajorans still use Latinum, don't they?"

Rule 73: Whoever's stalking me, stop it. I'm getting paranoid about stalkers I can't prove exist.
Rule 73,1: Worf, you don't have a stalker.
Rule 73,2: SEE!

Rule 74: Garak, can you explain why we found a little Bajoran crying about snake people twenty feet from your shop?
Rule 74,1: Beats me.

"I don't think I want to know the answer to that one."

Rule 75: Julian, you're not allowed to flirt with visiting dignitaries.
Rule 75,1: Especially after they promise to kill your stalkers.

Rule 76: No one is allowed to reply to cold-blooded ambassadors when they say 'You'd be surprised what I can do with my tongue' with 'Hmm. Tempting.'

Rule 77: -
Rule 77,1: Ensigns, you have to stop answering to any of the Senior Staff's orders with 'Jawohl, mein Fuher!'. The rule where you were forced to say that has been erased.

Rule 78: Can anyone explain why Nurse Jabara was holding a drunken rave in the middle of the ore processing center?

"That's not a question I need an answer to," Alexi said as she shut off the monitor.

"Where are you going?" the Admiral asked.

"Lunch. I'm starved," Alexi said.