Alright everyone here it is the one I've been excited for. The gifts are in and it's time to enjoy them. Phoenix Warehouse Productions put in a lot of work for this so I hope you like it.
They also helped me come up with some ideas for this story and I also told him of ideas I had planned for it, and we both liked them a lot to say the least. Some of these ideas will be shown here.
And we got a gift from Jauneforever also, and Alvelvnor so I hope you guys appreciate. Also with Alvelvnor's gift we have an omake for the end of the chapter so I hope you all stay for that.
There will be some things revealed in this chapter, secrets that will rock the characters to the very core.
Also to those accusing me of bashing Ironwood for being a homophobe I wish to inform you that it was suggested to me by PWP, because the cannon Ironwood reminds him of his homophobic father.
So that is why I did it so please try thinking that maybe there is a reason for things and don't just assume things alright
So anyway these are the gifts they are funny and hilarious and I hope you enjoy
"Alright it's here!" shouted Wolf.
"Wow what's here?" asked Yang.
"We got a delivery from another being of the multiverse."
"Really and who might that be?" asked Ozpin.
"Well... lets just say in his universe he is friend and family to many here. Now let's start the screen." said the god.
Displayed on the screen is an image of a Pitch Black Phoenix giving off some flames with its wings wrapped around a single white rose. Across the screen it says Phoenix Warehouse Productions Delivery Announcement Please Standby For List and Delivery Thank you
Static goes across the screen
A nice office is now displayed. In the corner we see a coat rack with a black trench coat with a fire pattern sown into it, atop the rack is a bitch black stetson that has small cuts and burn marks visible. A nice sized desk covered in paperwork, a typewriter, and an old style phone are all seen on the desk. Sitting behind the desk is a tall man with aristocratic looks, black/gray hair and a neatly trimmed goatee. He is wearing a navy blue button up silk shirt, a white vest is open, and his white tie is undone. We can also see he is wearing pince-nez glasses and that he has steel blue eyes.
"That's a good look for him. "pointed out Coco.
"*groan* Coco can't you think of anything other than fashion?" asked Velvet.
"What can I say Bunbun, it's who I am." replied the fashionista.
"Is the camera running yet Miss Khan?" asks the man in a deep, soothing voice.
"Lady Khan?!" shouted Ilia. Adam and the Belladonna's were also confused at this.
"What am I doing there?!" shouted the high leader.
"It's a long story." answered Wolf.
"Yes Mr. Midnight-Phoenix we are recording." Sienna Khan is heard off screen. "Again I just want to say I am sorry that the lawyers are making you show what you look like to those we send to."
"It is fine Miss Khan. I am just sorry I had to call you in on your day off to assist me with that confounded thing. Why those fools wont let me type up my letter and send like normal I will never know. You said you can edit this out correct?"
"Yes Mr. Midnight-Phoenix, I can edit it before sending it to the company lawyers."
Ozpin was resisting the urge to laugh, he was considering doing that to the council.
"Good, we will send them the edited version and send this copy to those in Wolf's care." Mr. Midnight-Phoenix states to Sienna. "To those watching this tape my name is Adrian Midnight-Phoenix. I am the founder and CEO of Phoenix Warehouse Production, also known as PWP. I have seen groups like yours across the Multiverse, and set up this company to better help you guys stay sane until such a time as you are released to go home. Now you might be wondering a bit about me, I am an Avian Faunus. I founded this company many years ago, I actually lost count of how many years now."
"Sir, should you be telling them this?"
"Yes I should Sienna. This is so that they can understand why I am sending them these gifts. And what I think of them. When I was a child I Grimm destroyed my village and slaughtered my family. I later came across a young girl in the woods. Her town had driven her out believing that her Silver eyes attracted Grimm. That girls name was Summer Rose. I tried to drop her off in different villages but she always tried to stay with me. I eventually adopted her as my younger sister. We had needed a place to stay, I found work with a new company The Schnee Dust Mining. The owner, Nicholas Schnee treated us as family. His daughter Elsa, your counterpart Willow, took it upon herself to teach me and summer to read and write. Summer took to it faster than I did. Still have problems reading. The hat behind me was a gift from Summer when I was accepted into Beacon. In Beacon I had bad luck with teams. First one I was the only one to not be crippled when we suffered a Bullhead Crash. My next team suffered a worse fate. Two crippled, and two dead. Myself and Amelia Jude Pride, Juniper's counterpart, were crippled, with me losing my left arm and her losing both legs. My best friend who was the team leader, died getting me out of the Nuckelavee's grip. He had just watched his partner and lover die to this thing and refused to let us. His name was Gale Goodwitch, the younger brother of Glynda Goodwitch. She blamed me for his death and even broke my jaw the last time I tried to repair our relationship. My next team is the team I graduated with, Klein Sieben and his partner Elsa Schnee. My new partner would eventually become my wife, her name was Esmeralda Fall.
(Nora: "Wow this guy likes to talk a lot." Ren: "Nora!" Nora: "Well he does Ren." Ren: "This is important so listen." Nora: "Fine.") I was named godfather to the children of my old teammates Amelia and Elsa. I helped raise my nieces Yang and Ruby. And raised my own daughter Cinder. I also helped found the White Fang beside Ghira Belladonna and Elsa Schnee after her husband took over her fathers company. Esmeralda liked to experiment with dust. One of her discoveries drew the wrong sort of attention and we were attacked for it. I survived the attack because a supply of the dust blasted me outside of my reality. The side effect was I then became immortal. I now try to help other versions of my friends and family to prevent what happened to me happening again."
"Boss I think you rambled there."
"See Ren? The tiger lady agrees." said Nora who threw her hands up.
"Nora!" shouted Ren, earning a groan from the bomber.
Everyone was surprised by the history Mr. Midnight-Phoenix told them. Glynda didn't have a brother in her world and to learn that this Mr. Midnight-Phoenix was like family to her as well, she wanted to learn more. Ghira was surprised to hear that in that world Mr. Midnight-Phoenix help found the white fang. Willow was surprised that he thought of her like family. Summer was an only child and kinda liked the idea of having a brother and felt a little jealous of her alternate. Cinder was especially surprised to learn that that's supposed to be her father. To put it lightly this was very surprising to everyone.
"True, well onto the gifts then. I hope you guys enjoy them. First up is a group gift, a dimension box and a tablet to let you hold and sort the gifts you receive as I heard you to receive from more than me. Next up is the gift to all the girls with a crush on Jaune. You all receive the porn films he stars in and a life-size model of his penis. His nicknames in porn are the Jackhammer, Thunder-cock Pussy-wrecker, and the Womb Smasher."
Everyone had gotten the box and tablets and were interested by them. But then the other gifts appeared on the laps of Ruby, Pyrrha, Velvet, Neo and surprisingly Weiss, all of which had atomic blushes not just by the gifts but the size and girth of the… model, they blushed even more from hearing he's nicknames in porn.
They weren't the only one's surprised, everyone save for the Arc's couldn't believe the size. "Holy shit! What is he a horse faunus or something?!" shouted Yang.
"Hahaha. Nope that's just the old Arc genes for you." said Nicholas. His wife nodded in agreement, though she was upset to hear Jaune starred in porn till Wolf told her it's in another universe, that only slightly made her feel better.
Many of the men in the audience felt inadequate looking at the model while many of the woman were… well some had different reactions, mainly blushes and a nosebleed or two from a redhead and a cat faunus. The five girls nonchalantly put the gifts away for later. Wolf was just laughing at everyone's faces.
'Should I tell them that everytime someone here gets a crush on Jaune that a model for them will land on their lap? Nah I'll let them find out for themselves.' thought Wolf with a cheeky grin.
"Boss you know your sister is going to kill you right?"
"Yeah I will!" shouted Summer who was none to happy her daughter was given a giant dildo.
"Let her try, I am over 14,819,040 million years old and still able to kick her ass. You hear that Summer? Big brother is still training for 3 hours a day and has since he became immortal. Now onto the next group gift, to all parents in the room you receive pics of your children's children. Including you Salem all the way down to your living descendants. Next to all the women who know Qrow, I send you copies of a vid I shot years ago with Summers help. The vid is Qrow singing Sweet Transvestite in correct costume. Now for the individuals.
Wolf had the video of Qrow singing show up on screen and everyone save for Qrow, who was shrinking in his seat, got a laugh out of it. And then it showed the pictures. Wolf said that they would show Salem's later because it was part of her gift, which surprised her and Ozpin since they thought all there children died long ago in their battle. They had an idea but they didn't want to hope for fear of being wrong.
All the parents in the room got a book including Roman as Neo's adoptive father and for some reason Qrow who was now nervously sweating. He looked in the book and was surprised by what he saw. He knew about one of them, had a huge feeling about the other two but was completely flabbergasted by the last one, and to top it all off all four of them are in the theater.
The first picture to show up was the two Arc parents and all their kids. All seven daughters and Jaune.
"Wait is that- that's lady Rouge!" shouted Coco.
"Who?" asked Velvet.
""Lady Rouge is one of the most famous fashion designers on Remnant. She is one of Arc's sister?" asked Coco
"Ah yes my little designer, I'm so proud of her." said Juniper. Coco was gobsmacked at the revelation and when they get home she is going to demand Arc introduce her. Wolf decided to move to the next parents since most of these will have Jaune's kids.
The next one was Kali and Ghira with Blake then showed and older Blake and her kids. The first one showing her kids if she marries Sun the second of her and Jaune's. This got a blush from Blake and a squeal from Kali.
"Eeeeeee! Grandkitties! Look at them Ghira aren't They all so cute." asked Kali. Ghira huffed in frustration but nodded nonetheless. Adam was pissed because it didn't show him having kids with Blake, I wonder why?
Blake was thinking about her having kids with either Sun or Jaune. She liked Sun but she wasn't sure if she liked Sun. He is nice but also a little rash. Jaune on the other hand is a nice guy and she learned he likes to read like her, but they haven't really talked that much.
Juniper walked over to Kali and gushed with her over the children Blake had with her son. Some had blonde hair and some had black hair, and some had blue eyes and some had amber. They all took after their mother and were cat faunus.
The next one showed Tai and Raven in a picture with Yang, then if Yang had kids with Jaune. Yang had a huge amount of color to her cheeks at that but thought they were pretty cute and that Jaune would not be the worst person to be with. He was nice to her sister and didn't use Ruby to get close to her, he also doesn't stare at Yang's chest so that's nice.
Tai was not the most excited however to see his sunny little dragon have kids already. But then he got a good look at them and gushed thinking maybe being a grandpa wouldn't be so bad. Raven on the other hand well…
Raven's inner mother and grandmother instincts that long laid torment kicked in. 'Oh my Oum Grandchildren?! Stay calm Raven stay calm. Don't let anyone see you like this and whatever you do don't march over to Yang and demand she have children with the Arc boy!' screamed Raven in her head while hiding her blush. Juniper was growing even happier now. Some had blue eyes others had lilac.
When the screen went to the next parent Ruby and Yang were surprised that it didn't show Ruby with Tai and Summer, but chose not to say anything yet.
The next one that showed up was Roman with Neo. Then it showed Neo and Jaune's kids, the first ones were the two they saw in that one universe as well as ones they hadn't seen before from different universes. Neo just had a smile on her face seeing her son and daughter from before again, and to see other ones as well. Some had had half pink half blonde hair, some had half blonde half brown hair, some had neo's hair and some had Jaune's hair. Some had one blue eye with a pink or brown eye, or the same eyes as Neo's or Jaune's.
The next one shocked many for it showed Qrow with three women and four daughters. It had Summer and Ruby, Willow with Weiss and Winter and it also had Emerald with her late mother Jasmine who has dark skin and green hair like her but instead had turquoise eyes.
"What the heck/hell is this?!" shouted Ruby and Yang.
"Mother what is the meaning of this?!" shouted Weiss and Winter.
Emerald's eyes turned into saucers at this.
Before Qrow could open his mouth Wolf stepped in, "Can we have this talk later we still have all these gifts to get through, after that then you can talk about this." They weren't happy about this but chose to wait.
It first showed Ruby with her children with Jaune and for the moment Ruby had completely forgotten about what the saw for a moment and was currently in lala land seeing her have kids with Jaune. She had a big dreamy smile and was staring intently at the screen. Summer thought her grandchildren were just the cutest, some of them had dark rooted hair with blonde tips, some had blonde rooted hair with red tips, some had full blonde or was dark with red tips like Ruby and Summer. All of them however had silver eyes just like their mother and grandmother.
Next it showed Weiss' kids if she got back together with Neptune, something she wasn't too keen on doing given why they broke up. Some had Weiss' hair and eyes and some had Neptune's. Then it showed her kids with Jaune, because of the last universe she had a blush on her face, this caused Willow and Winter to smile at her. They had either Jaune's hair and eyes or Weiss'.
With Emerald it then shows her with Jaune, Sun (which earns him a glare from Blake for him to explain why.) and Mercury (she just barfed in her mouth and it doesn't help that he is giving her a grin.) All her kids have a different mixture of hair and eye color depending on the father. She never really thought of herself as the mother type but she couldn't help but smile at this.
"Why are there so many with Jaune?" asked a gloomy Pyrrha.
"Because it seems he is the multiverse girl magnet. It's just his goofy nature I guess but there are plenty of other reasons to." explained Wolf. They went on to the solo gifts now.
Ruby Rose I send a copy of my weapon Black Rose. Your mother helped me make her, she has multiple forms as a Bo Staff, as Ton-fa, and revolvers. When you channel you aura into it you can create a dual headed plasma scythe, plasma sickles, and fire plasma bullets. Treat her well kid. I also send you a collection of Plushies that look like your friends and family including myself. I am so proud of you little Flower
"OH MY GOSH SO COOL!" said Ruby who was drooling when looking at the weapon, she couldn't believe how cool it was and couldn't wait to try it. And she loved the plushies and gave the one of Jaune a huge hug.
Weiss Schnee, I send a beautiful rapier that was originally made for a man with six fingers. The sword itself is a work of art, and capable of cutting through aura like a red hot knife through warm butter. I also send you a lighter version of the uniform worn by Empress Emily Kaldwin as she fought to reclaim her throne. It is partially able to block bullets and cuts. Wear it and do her proud, you already make me proud Snowflake.
"It's beautiful." said Weiss who couldn't help but admire the exquisite craftsmanship, and to learn it could cut threw aura was sure to come in handy though she won't use in sparring of coarse. The outfit was quite elegant looking and seemed very sturdy.
"Those would look good on you Weiss" said Coco.
Blake Belladonna, I send you the complete works of Icha Icha, its male on male counter part Uke Uke, and even the special edition Uke Uke Golden Hearts staring Jaune and Sun. I also send you a new kimono and Japanese tea set. Express your self more Kitten.
Blake liked the look of the kimono and thought the tea set looked beautiful, but when she got the books she turned to a random page in one and she began to have a blush and a nose bleed. She put the books away for later.
Sun felt a little uncomfortable with the one with him and Jaune and when he remembered the models of Jaune's dick, he instinctively clenched his butt cheeks in fear. Wolf laughed thinking Blake will enjoy that one given the multiverse has shown her to have a blonde fetish.
Yang Xio Long, I send you a bracelet that your younger self made for me. It was woven out of your hair, Summer's hair, Ruby's hair, and my feathers. I also send you the only copy of Giggling Gales Big Book of Jokes by Gale "Giggles" Goodwitch. Don't let laughter die Firefly.
Yang put the bracelet on and smiled at it, but then her smile turned into a toothy grin when she got the joke book. Everyone that knew Yang save for Tai, shuddered knowing she would be using it a lot.
Glynda in secret was trying to think of ways to steal said book so she could learn what kind of person her counterpart's brother was.
Nora Valkyrie, I Send you a Baby Battle Sloth. Ask Wolf what it is capable of when its grown. I also send you a Thunderstone Hammer. It channels lightning into your arms as you wield it, so you will keep getting stronger the longer you fight. Also just tell him how you feel kid.
"Awesome!" shouted Nora when she got the hammer, but then squealed when she got the baby battle sloth. She gave it a giant hug and it returned it back. "So what can this little cutie do?"
"Well these Battle Sloths are as energetic as you, as determined as Pyrrha, as stealthy as Ren, as strong as Yang, as strategic as Jaune, have the weapons knowledge of Ruby, the dust knowledge if Weiss, and the senses of Blake. However Ren's smoothies can calm it down. And it's as loyal as Jaune so it won't ever betray you. Though this is when full grown. Till then who knows how they act... unless you wake them up from a nap. Then even the Brothers cry for Mommy." explained Wolf causing many to shiver in fear at the thought of fighting one.
Nora however just tighten the hug and decided to name him Ren junior causing the ninja to smile.
Ren when looking at the hammer paled a bit and Blake noticed this, "What's wrong?"
"It's just that Nora gets even more hyper when she absorbs electricity." answered Ren which surprised many to hear.
"Yep that's kinda why I'm as hyper as I am, my semblance has me absorb the electricity in the air. Since mine is a passive semblance I can't really turn it off." said the bubbly bomber who started to giggle. Ren nodded at that explanation, she may be difficult at times but he wouldn't change her for the world.
The last part of the message to her made Nora blush and look away from Ren.
Pyrrha Nikos, I send you Jaune's childhood photos. As well as a book on how to actually get him. Will say you guys may want to share him as he has a habit of using his semblance on himself without knowing it when he trains and is in the bedroom. As a result he has a lot of stamina and even super sperm. All of his kids will be on the same level as a Maiden and will only get luck raising them.
Pyrrha was gushing at how cute Jaune was when he was a child, she was also happy with the book, though the other girls who were crushing on Jaune glared at her. That was until what they heard next, everyone couldn't believe what they had heard though they supposed it made sense given aura equates to stamina. The five girls silently agreed to talk about this later.
Raven after hearing that now wanted even more for Yang to have children with him if his children will be as strong as a maiden. A few people also thought that sounded interesting and dangerous.
Lie Ren, I send you the crossbow wristband I made for your father. He saved not only my life but Amelia's. I also send you a better cooking cook book that has recipes for fighting styles. Your father wrote it and gave it to me many years ago. Also for fucks sake boy, tell her how you feel.
"Thank you I will put them to good use." said Ren when he received his gifts. This time after hearing that last part, he blushed and looked away from Nora, which got a few chuckles from those that know them.
Ozpin, I send you the chess set I carved when I was younger. The white side had Ozma is the king, Salem the Queen, and the rest were other historical figure. For the black side Grimm Salem is the King, the Grimm Dragon the Queen, Ursa the Rooks, Nuckelevee as Knights, Deathstalker bishops, and Beowolf pawns. I also send you an unbreakable and unending mug of coffee. Hey Oz, I ain't thought about killing myself in 3,198,268 years. Making progress huh Doc?
Ozpin began admiring the chest set and noticed how detailed they were, he then took a enjoyable sip from his new mug. "These are incredibly well made and very much appreciate this mug as well. But what was that last part about?" asked Ozpin after hearing the final part of his gifts message.
Glynda Goodwitch, I send you the Photo album of you, me, and Gale (who looks like an older Jaune except with green eyes and a goatee). I also send you Gale's Whip and Journal. Be the woman I once called my older sister figure. Always willing to teach and never willing to give up on a student.
Glynda was close to falling into tears when given her gifts, she was honored to have her brothers belongings, this was a chance to learn more of the brother her counterpart had. But she also felt guilt at that last part, for she used to not think so highly of Mr. Arc but it also strengthens her resolve to help him become a great huntsman.
Qrow Branwen, well my old friend I send you an ever flask filled with Midnight-Branwen Brandy. A special Brew you and I made together. I also send you the photo album filled with all the blackmail I have on the Tin Man. Enjoy Lil Bro.
Qrow took a sip and to put it lightly he loved it. "Now this is some good stuff, and I'll be sure to put this to good use too." said Qrow with smug look on his face holding the photo album getting. This got a growl from said tin man.
James Ironwood, you get a boot to the head. You are an idiot and a disgrace to all your counterparts.
Then suddenly a boot flew out of nowhere and hit him right in the head making him fall over from his seat. Everyone chuckled at that while he was none to happy.
Winter Schnee, I send you my German Shepard I got in another universe. She was a military dog trained to find landmines. Her name and rank is Cpl. Cupcake. She is 4 years old and the scars on her leg, chest, and jaw are from when she set off a land mine to save my life. I also send an outfit similar to Wiess'. Never retreat and never surrender Soldier, your the best at what you do and you make me proud of that.
Winter received the outfit first, she had admired it and then put it away. Then when cupcake appeared she walked over to Winter and wagged her tail. Winter's cold and calculated mask broke at the site, "Oh my aren't you just the cutest. Yes you are yes you are." she said as she began to pet the dog.
Many thought the dog was cute even with her scars, but Blake just jumped behind her chair and then her mother noticed this, "Blake stop that. Don't perpetuate the stereotypes Blake, this is getting ridiculous." scolded Kali.
"I'm sorry, I just can't help it!" whined Blake.
Raven Branwen, your counterpart asked me to do this if she ever had a shit reason for being a bad parent. She wasn't by choice but you were. Your gift is a boot straight to the jaw hard enough to break the jaw. Sorry bitch, NOT!
After getting hit by the boot Raven was rolling in utter pain, thankfully the magic of the theater room healed her but the pain was still there. Wolf and Yang were trying really hard not to laugh at this. After watching the second viewing Raven felt like she had deserved this after abandoning Yang as a child.
Roman Torchwick, I send you an endless supply of Cuban Cigars and matches. As well as the deed to a nice legal clothes shop for if you decide to retire. I give you the shop as you the one who made my Jacket. I also send you this, the Thievius Raccoonus award labeling you as one of the best thieves in the Multiverse.
Roman had received the first two gifts and he gave the cigars as sniff, "Oh these are good, and it doesn't hurt to be prepared for retirement and this would certainly be one I'd enjoy." said Roman. Then the third gift showed up and Roman was in tears at being given a reward naming him one of the best thieves in the multiverse. Though many were confused as to why it had an anthropomorphic racoon with a cane on it.
Neopolitan Torchwick, I send you an ever full tub of your favorite treat at just the perfect temperature. I also send you the deed to an ice cream parlor. You can run a nice legal business and calm down. Oddly enough when you run these places your always peaceful and kind except to those who threaten your customers and store. The kids loved the "Pretty and nice ice cream Lady"
Neo took a spoon full from the top and shivered with delight but when she had the deed in her hands she grew the biggest smile she had ever had and then she and Roman looked at each other and began to consider an early retirement.
Sun Wukong, I send you a vest that's pockets are always filled with unlimited always fresh bananas. I also send you the staff of the original Sun Wukong, the Monkey King. I also send you the book that tells his tale.
"Sweet!" shouted Sun when he put the new vest on and took out a banana. When he got the book and the staff he tried picking said staff but it was to heavy.
"Oh right let me help," said Wolf who snapped his fingers nd the staff glowed for a second, "There now that bound to you, you can pick it up without needing the strength to do so. I guess he forgot how heavy that thing is, it is a size changing sea piller after all." This shocked everyone to hear and Sun decided he really needs to give the story a read because of that.
Neptune Vasillias, I send the # for a phobia specialist. Seriously get help.
Neptune groaned in his seat with Sun giving him a pat on the back while Weiss just face palmed.
Penny Polendia, I send you a box of snacks to try. As well as a book on how to cook. Your human now so you will need it.
Penny tried one of the snacks and she loved it, "Friend Ruby you must try these, they are so good!" said Penny. When Ruby tried one she agreed, then Penny looked at the cookbook, "I will endeavor to learn how to make all of these."
Ghira Belladonna, I send the Charter for the White Fang that you and I signed. I also send a photo album of your wife from across the Multiverse… there are pretty risque ones in there as well.
Ghira smiled when looking at the charter but then the album appeared and he had a giant blush on his face while Kali chuckled. Thankfully Wolf was nice enough to not show it and Ghira thanked him for that.
Kali Belladonna, I send you the recipe for Salmon your counterpart has been asking me for for years. I also send you the outfits that your counterparts wore. They gave them to me rather quickly when I said Ghira hadn't seen them yet.
When Kali got the recipe she and Blake couldn't stop drooling. Then when she got some of the outfits, some of which were a little risque, she gave Ghira a cheshire grin causing Ghira's blush to return.
Tai Xio Long, I send you this book on how to care for sick kids for dummies.
Tai was happy to have received the book but then he noticed something, "Wait for dummies?" he asked and then slumped in his chair. Ruby and Yang began to snicker at that.
Nicholas Arc, I send you a portrait of Joan d'Arc the first to bear the Arc name as well as the first to wield your family blade. I also send you the location of her armor, good lucking getting it.
Nicholas felt proud to receive this portrait. The name of the first to have the Arc name had long been lost and it was good to learn her name. "I will work hard to find it, and I will not rest till I do." he said when given the location.
Juniper Arc, I send you the knowledge you will have grand babies strong enough to kick everyone's ass well as video of them doing it.
Juniper felt proud seeing how strong her grandbabies were and so did many of the the girls who would be their mothers, Yang especially was shouting 'Make mama Yang proad!' at the top of yer lungs. Raven couldn't help but be proud of her grandbabies either.
Saphron, Terra, and Adrian Arc, I send you an outfit for Adrian that will change to look like heroic outfits Jaune wears in different worlds. As well as a flavored toy for Adrian to suck on, no sugar pure flavor and it wont ever dissolve. Enjoy girls
They gave Adrian the toy and he really seemed to love it, and then when they put the outfit on him and it changed to look like Jaune's hoodie and armor, to say the least Terra, Adrian, Juniper, Weiss and Yang all cooed at how cute he looked.
"Aw I can't wait to be able to show Jaune when we get back." said Saphron.
"I'm sure he'll love it." said Terra. Adrian make some happy babies noises, knowing he was dressed as his uncle.
Summer "Stinky" Rose, I send you the hat of one of my counterparts that died in battle. Inside you will find the pics of you and me together. I also send you Crimson Rose, the first Bo Staff, plasma scythe we made together. It doesn't change form but we made it together. I also send you the video of me, Qrow, and Tai in drag singing I feel pretty. We did that when your at the time boyfriend turned out to be cheating on you. We just wanted to see you smile. Live for today and for your family little sis, if you ever follow my advice follow that.
She looked into the hat and smiled at the photo, it had Summer standing next to an 9" tall man with feathers in his hair and on his arms and talons on his fingers. It filled her with warmth to see it and was happy to receive Crimson Rose. When the video showed up Qrow, and this time Tai, shrank in their seats while everyone laughed. "I will, I promise." said Summer at hearing those final words, though she was kinda confused when he called her stinky.
Salem, I send you the family trees for your descendants. I think I was born a woman in your world. Look for either Rain Phoenix or Adrian Phoenix as it is through my mother I am descended from you. I also send you some advice. See a therapist, your suffering severe depression and that's what makes you want to destroy the world in your suicide attempt.
When the family tree showed up it had Ozpin and Salem's descendants starting with one of their daughters who they long thought died. Everyone gasped when they saw who the current living relatives were. Ms. Goodwitch, Cinder and the entire Arc bloodline starting with Joan d'Arc. Thankfully Ozpin's new mug was unbreakable because he had dropped it when seeing this, Salem had her hand over her mouth and looked towards Wolf, "H-how is this possible?" she asked.
"Well as you see one of your daughters survived, it was thanks to her magic she escaped but she lost her memories. Thankfully a kind family took her in and she grew up and had a family of her own." explained Wolf.
Salem had tears in her eyes from learning this and then looked to Cinder, Goodwitch and all the Arc's and said, "From now on I want you all to call me grandmother, understand?" to say they were surprised at hearing this was an understatement but nodded along with it. She decided she might take Mr. Midnight-Phoenix's advice since she didn't want to end up destroying her new found family.
Cinder was not used to seeing Salem like this and asked, "Uh mistr-" she was cut off by the glare Salem gave her, "Uh I mean grandmother…" Salem smiled at that and let her continue, "are you alright?"
"I'm fine dear, I'm just so happy." replied Salem
Juniper looked at the family tree and noticed something, "Honey isn't that my father's half sister Morgana le Fay?"
"Huh I think that is, it looks like she is related by her father side." replied Nicholas
Ironwood thought to keep in eye on the Arc's and Goodwitch with this new knowledge in mind.
When Jaune's friends saw his grandfather they couldn't believe how big he was. If Jaune and his father were tall this man was a mountain, no other way to describe him. (A/N: think Reinhardt from overwatch, scar and accent included.) Then Blake noticed he had fangs and claws.
"Wait is Jaune's grandfather a faunus?" asked Blake.
"Why yes he is. A lion faunus to be exact, I just take after my mother and so I'm human." answered Nicholas.
"But I thought the faunus genes were dominant." asked Blake.
Nicholas chuckled at that, "Your not the first to think that but that is false, there is just a higher chance of a child of a faunus and a human to turn out as a faunus. But the chances of having a human are higher if the mother is human like mine." he explained. Everyone nodded and found that interesting.
Blake also found it inspiring to learn just how much the Arc family considers the faunus equals, that they have faunus in their family.
Tyrian Callows, I send you Saw Directors Cut with signed scripts, and even a signed reverse bear-trap used in the movie for your collection. I also send the copies from an alternate reality where you played John Kramer and Salem played his ex wife. I also ask if your willing to take care of the lawyers for me? If so I can give you the outline for Grimm Hearts, a Romance Horror novel you wrote and turned into a very successful movie series. You wrote it for Salem and you even got to meet your favorite actor, Robert England, when he got cast as the protagonists father.
"Hehehe oh i'm going to enjoy these so much when I get home, and don't worry I'll take extra good care of those pesky lawyers, anything to get to meet Robert England!" said Tyrian with a big smile on his face.
Arthur Watts, I send you a boot to the nuts.
When the boot made contact he was on the floor rolling in pain while many just laughed including Wolf.
Hazel Rainart, I send your sisters diary.
Hazel looked at the diary and felt a few tears leave his eyes, he wasn't sure if he should read it or not so he decided to save it for later.
Adam Taurus, I send a boot both to your head and nuts. Fucking nut job should be killed before he does more damage to human Faunus relation{I agree Boss, he alone pushed relations back 50 years and seeks human extinction}
When both boots made contact it was the same as with Ironwood and Watts with him sprawling on the floor in pain. This got a chuckle from the whole Belladonna family and even Sienna. Then the Belladonna's, Sienna and Ilia were all surprised and horrified when they heard how badly Adam damages human faunus relations, doing the opposite of what the white fang, even under Sienna's leadership, is trying to achieve.
Sienna feels as though she will need to do something about him later.
Ilia Amitola, I send you pics of your possible children with both Blake and Jaune. And before you say that you're a lesbian he wound up being the only man in a LOT of universes that you could love.
Ilia was just flustered and stammering at that and her entire body turned pink. Blake also had a bit of color on her cheeks. To say the least Ilia was confused as hell but she would be lying if she didn't think her kids were cute.
Sienna Khan, I send you advice get rid of Adam he is planning your death. I also send pics of you possible cubs with Jaune. He doesn't see species he sees the person.
After hearing that suddenly a memory from the vision came back to Sienna and Ilia and the tiger faunus growled at Adam. Now she knew she definitely had to do something about him. Then when the pictures showed up it was her turn to blush. She did however find how Jaune sees thing very sweet, as did many faunus in the room, I.E Ilia and the Belladonna's.
Willow Schnee, I send you the Count of Haven. Specifically the same copy your counterpart used to teach me to read. I also want to say, don't give up. You can take back your company and divorce your husband.
Willow smiled when receiving the book and when she heard was Adrien MD said she had tears of joy. The thought that she could end her miserable marriage and get her father's company back filled her with hope
Cardin Winchester, I send you lighter armor and a more solid mace. The mace is like Jaune's sword, unbreakable and hiding secrets waiting to be discovered.
Cardin thought that was awesome. Though when hearing that about Crocea Mors everyone was surprised, then Ruby confirmed it saying Jaune once let her hold it and it just felt right and like the sword was alive. She said she never held a more perfect blade in her life.
Nicholas then said that the blades forging process and secrets had been lost to time and all he knows is that it is indestructible and never needs to be sharpened. This made many impressed if not a little jealous, and Oobleck decided when they get back he would ask Mr. Arc to let him see the blade.
Coco Adel, I send you my old sunglasses that I got from your father. Sorry about the crack in the lens but that happened during the wreck that crippled your father.
Coco just looked at the glasses with tears in her eyes remember all about being told about the wreck that crippled her father, it was not a fun day for her. Velvet hugged her to help her feel better and she returned the hug.
Velvet Scarlatina, I send my recipe for carrot cake, as well as pics of Jaune as a child in his bunny onesie. Enjoy Cina Bun
Velvet was smiling at the thought of making the carrot cake, then she gushed seeing Jaune in the onesie. "As look at him he is so cute!" she squealed.
Peter Port, I send you my guide on Grimm. I wrote this with help through out my entire time in my home reality. It just needs to be published.
Port had a single tear in his eye to learn that one of his students in another universe would trust him with this. He promised he would take proper care of it and when he goes to have it published that he would give proper credit.
Dr. Bartholomew Oobleck, I send you the knowledge that any important books that are unique to worlds you watch will appear in your present box.
Oobleck was chomping at the bit, thinking of having access to all the different knowledge in the multiverse. To put it lightly he had never been so excited.
Mercury Black, I send you $2,000,000 and the advice to go live your life the way you want to.
"Sweet!" exclaimed Mercury. He was trying to think of what to do with all this money, but then gave those last words some thought. Is this really how he wanted to live his life, or was he only doing what his father wanted him to.
Emerald Sustrai, I send you the same thing as Mercury, as well as advice to follow your heart for it will never lead you wrong.
When Emerald received the money she couldn't believe her eyes, she had never held so much in her life. And the advice made her start to think about a few things.
And finally my dear Cinder Fall, I am not sure whether I was your mother or father in your universe only that I was your parent. I send you a full body mirror. Will wait till you look in it before I tell you what it does. Well since you looked I can tell you that it split your mind/soul into two parts. Good and evil. Good half is named Cici, while evil is Cindy. Until they can agree to recombine Cinder will be asleep. Cici is in control of the body. You can see Cindy in the mirror as she looks in her mind. Both of them will be able to talk at will. When Cinder is put back together she will receive my counterparts journal and weapon. She will also know everything that Cici and Cindy did. Her personality will also be a little different, maybe more good, maybe more evil. How she turns out is up to you guys, please try and help her.
When the mirror appeared Cinder looked into it only for a second, and that second was all the time it need for it to take action and her eyes began to glow. When the glowing stopped everyone noticed that Cinder's eyes were now blue. (A/N: Cici's text will be normal while Cindy's will be italic.) She then began to speak, "W-what happened?" she asked and then her eyes shifted to red, "Whatever that bastard did I will make him suffer in ways no man has ever before!" she raged.
Then when Mr. Midnight-Phoenix explained what happened many were surprised at this, someone having their soul split in half to their good and evil sides, it has never been heard of before. Cici and Cindy looked at each other through the mirror and Cindy had a look of pure rage on her face while Cici was a little frightened.
"Cinder, are you alright dear?" asked Salem who was concerned for her newly discovered grandchild.
"I don't know granny Salem." said a scared Cici, which made Salem smile at what she called her but that smile was swapped for a scowl when Cindy spoke up, "Does it look like I'm ok you old hag?!" Salem had half a mind to punish her but she knew that would also effect Cici who is being an Angel. Cici apologized for Cindy's words.
This is Adrian Midnight-Phoenix
The man who killed an entire race
The man who ended wars
The man who destroyed a sun
The man who killed billions yet saved trillions
Signing off.
"OK Miss Khan, would you be so kind as to edit that and send it to the leaches in our legal department please?"
Ozpin couldn't hold in his chuckle at what Mr. Midnight-Phoenix called his lawyers
"Of course sir, and may I say I enjoy my job as your secretary being my punishment for my actions in ruining Human Faunus relations. When you said I would be your bitch I honestly thought you meant as a sex pet."
Sienna blushed hard when she heard that part.
"Sorry Miss Khan but while I am widowed I still love my soul mate and will not date another but her or the woman she brings into our bed. Now please take care of that tape then go home and rest. We have a busy week ahead of us coming up."
"Alright here is another gift from an author named Jauneforever, he sends a video from a Jaune you all seen before." said Wolf. Then the screen begins to start.
Jaune stares into the video camera, several training dummies standing behind him.
Neo recognizes this Jaune by what he is wearing, this is the Jaune she had kids with.
Many recognized this Jaune as well and were i interested to see what he was doing. All except for Ironwood who was still pissed at this Jaune for killing him.
"We rolling Neo? We're good, alright. Hello people, my name is Jaune Arc and this is a guide I'm creating for any future Polarity, or similar, semblance users. I have seen someone limit themselves when using such a semblance and don't want its potential to be wasted in the future. So first we'll go over some basic techniques starting with the simple armor crush." Jaune gestures to a dummy covered in metal armor. A glow surrounds the armor and a cracking sound can be heard as the wooden dummy begins to break, soon after the dummy explodes the armor crumbles into a ball.
Pyrrha knew he was talking about her and was depressed remembering how this Jaune was better at using polarity then her, but she saw this as a great opportunity to learn some new tricks and techniques.
Then everyone recoiled when seeing the dummy get crushed and exploded into nothing. Pyrrha wasn't too sure about this one, she would probably only use it if she had to.
"Next, grenades. If they rely on a pin those are generally metal, if they explode based on impact there are several components you can use to force them to detonate." Two dummies had a belt of each respective type Jaune had mentioned. With a flick of his wrist the pins on the first flews to his hand and after a few seconds a glow surrounded the impact-based grenades. Both dummies were engulfed in flames as the explosives went off.
Pyrrha then felt a little queasy at seeing this, she felt it would come in handy she just hoped there was a was a non lethal way of using them. Maybe bending the pins so they can't be pulled out or throw the impact grenades in another direction.
Nora felt a little nervous about sparring with Pyrrha now, because she uses impact grenades for Magnhild. Though she figured it be a good way to help Pyrrha train her semblance.
Neo was liking the different ways her counterparts husband thought of using his semblance, she would be lying if it didn't make her excited.
"Another tactic I'd recommend is creating an improvised buzz saw." Jaune drew his sword and then made it levitate. It began to spin, picking up speed with each second. A whine filled the air as it displaced the air; Jaune then flicked his wrist and the sword went flying towards another dummy. The spinning metal sliced through the dummy like a knife through hot butter, the top half falling to the ground as Jaune sheathed his blade via his semblance.
Pyrrha was trying hard to be open minded about this and think of a way to use that without killing but it was getting harder and harder, she just didn't like the idea of killing but would do it if there was no other choice.
Neo was now jumping up and down in her seat seeing this, she just couldn't contain herself.
"Jeez these are pretty brutal huh P-money?" asked Yang, which Pyrrha nodded in agreement.
"Speak for yourself, I find these quite creative and fun looking." said Tyrian.
"Next, metal implants. Lots of people have them, lots of ways to use them." Jaune gestured to a particular dummy. "This one is built as though it has a pace maker." A lump of metal rocketed out of the dummy's chest and the camera turned to focus on another. "Metal fillings, brush those teeth kids." The top of the dummy's head practically exploded as a dozen small metal bits flew out of it. "The last example, joint replacements." The four limbs on a dummy were violently torn off.
Now Pyrrha just felt like she was going to puke. Many felt the same way as her and thankfully buckets appeared by their seats, so they took advantage of that and lost their lunch.
"That's just awful.""Yes just replace awful with outstanding and, and just with extraordinarily!" said Cici and Cindy.
"I agree with Cindy. The thought of seeing someone explode from their little implants sound like a real blast hehehe." chuckled Tyrian.
"I know a few huntsmen with those kinds of implants, they wouldn't stand a chance if they went up against that." said Qrow.
"It here we turn to electronics. Now I have not yet figured out how to create an EMP but I think I'm getting there. Instead just remember that all electronics have some metal, no matter how little, in them. The camera zoomed in on a computer chip, focusing in the little metal bits that were being bent out of shape or ripped to shreds.
Pyrrha was happy to find something she could use, that would certainly come in handy and trying to figure out how to make an EMP could be useful to.
"Now mech-shift weapons, highly popular and incredibly lethal. They are utterly worthless against me." Jaune held up a simple knife/pistol combination and began to make it switch between its two forms before a glow surrounded it. The weapon stopped moving and was stuck in-between the two modes, utterly worthless.
Pyrrha definitely would use that if she fought human of faunus opponents with mecha shift weapons like white fang or rogue huntsmen.
Ruby on the other hand felt dread for if that happened to her baby.
"Given that most if not all huntsmen or fighters these days use mechashift weapons, that could definitely cripple many in battle. You could even use it to force a weapon to be halfway through the tra deformation and then damage it." said Ozpin making many start to appreciate Jaune's use of a simple weapon.
"We end today with an idea I derived from Yang Xiao Long and her prosthetic arm. As many of you may have seen during the last Festival before team RWBY graduated Yang is capable of launching her prosthetic." The camera focused in on a computer playing a video of Yang launching her fist at an opponent. "It's good but Polarity lets me improve upon it." Jaune held up his hand and a glow surrounded his gauntlet. The piece of armor came off his hand and then flew at the last remaining dummy, latching around its throat and squeezing. With a crack the dummy's head popped off as its neck was reduced to splinters.
Yang suddenly remembered what happened during the fall where she lost her arm to Adam and grabbed her arm, then when seeing what her counterpart did with it she thought it was pretty cool so maybe losing an arm wasn't so bad. Don't get her wrong she wouldn't lop of her arm just to get the prosthetic but it would be pretty cool to have all the same.
Pyrrha now thought about getting gauntlets for her armor in the future to try that, though she would probably try a less… horrific way of using it.
"Well I hope this helps you future masters of metal. Remember that there is always more to your semblance than moving weapons around." The camera shut off and Neo smirked at Jaune.
"Wait why is it still going, shouldn't it be over now?" asked Raven.
"Oh there is something he'll do off camera, just wait." replied Wolf.
"What?" Neo gestured at Jaune and he smirked back at Neo.
"Really Neo, you know me better than that. I wouldn't give away all my tricks." Jaune hadn't shown any of the tricks he used to fly or his most deadly technique. "Plus you never know who's watching. Do you want a guy like Tyrian with a semblance like Polarity being able to do this?" Jaune made a cut on his hand and a few drops of went flying into the air before stopping and they began orbiting around Jaune's outstretched finger.
As the screen turned black Pyrrha was amazed at what she saw and heard. Flying by using her armor, and using her blood as a weapon, that would be amazing! Now she really wants to practice with her semblance even more. Wolf told her that this would be sent to her scroll for later use to which she thanked him.
"Oh I love how he can think of fun ways to bring such lovely carnage. My only complaint is he should have used live people for the demonstration." said Tyrian who earned a few looks from other people.
"By the look on your face Ms. Nikos, I'd say you are now motivated further. I wish you the best of luck with your training." said Ozpin.
"Ozpin you can't be serious? She could be too much of a threat if she learned to do any of that. I should just have her arrested right now." said Ironwood. He didn't like the idea of being able to control the iron in someone's blood, she could cause their limbs to explode or even control their body and that was to much of a risk to take.
"You will do no such thing James. I will not let you touch any of my students, do you understand me?" demanded Ozpin. He would bring all of Ironwood's army to ruin if he even tried, and Oz would have all of Beacon by his side. Ironwood couldn't believe Ozpin would take such a risk, Ms. Nikos could become one of the biggest threats to the four kingdoms if she learned the full extent of her powers.
Wolf then spoke up, "Alright just one more delivery, it should be here right about… now.
A crack in reality forms and shatters like glass leaving behind a ring in the shape of a Dragon chasing its tail with a Blood red and ethereal ruby pulsing with power, and a note.
Wolf walks over and picks up the note and ring. He clears his throat and reads aloud.
Dear Watchers,My Name is Alvelvner A. Asphodel, and I am what you would call a... meddler or someone simaler to Mr. is with great fun, mirth, and a little madness that I send you these gifts and treasures and hope they find you well.
Many were a little nervous the that madness part and hoped it wasn't too extreme.
The ring is an interspatial storage ring from one of the higher realms, to use it merely inject it with Aura or magic and the particular gift will come out. Enjoy, and remember their us no such thing as too much ,Alvelvner A. Asphodel, master of the Dova' Zul, Killer of Elder gods, Cambion lord of lust, madness, and chaos, and one of your biggest fans.
Everyone was now even more concerned with the titles he has.
P.S. theirs a gift in the Ring for You as well Wolf, people always forget the host but not this time.
"Ah that's so considerate." said Wolf
Ruby: Jaune's secret cook-pie-ake al' amode a hybrid cookie, pie, cake dessert that Yang made him swear never to tell Ruby about, lest she becomes...off.
"Oh no…" mumbled Yang. When the gift appeared Ruby took it sat in a corner and said it was her 'precious'. As she ate it she knew she had to ask Jaune to make her more.
Weiss: A pet mini snowman monster that will grow in power as you do.
"As an he is so cute." said Weiss. She picked it up and hugged it.
Blake: the collected works of AzureGigaCyber, a well-known Writer of stories more...mature in nature, most of which are about you all.
Blake had another nose bleed and had them shoved away my for… later use.
Yang: Because I know you like, no love, your hair I give you shampoo and conditioner that makes your hair invulnerable and smells and looks great while at the same time making it impossible for any hair to fall out.
"Hell yeah! No one's going to be messing with my hair ever again." said Yang. Glynda was happy about that as well, because now she probably won't tear the school apart when someone accidentally nicks her hair in a match.
Pyhrra: footage of 7-year-old Jaune at the beach...in a girls swimsuit. Because I am the Lord of lust, and I know all of your fantasies, you may want to check with Blake later, if you know what I mean.
Pyrrha had a bit of a nosebleed and asked Jaune's family why. Saph said it's something she and her sister did all the time with Jaune. After hearing the second part Pyrrha turned towards Blake and knew she had to talk with her later.
Nora: Arc family recipe for super pancakes that would feed even you after one plate. WARNING: DO NOT EAT MORE THAN ONE SERVING OR YOU'LL DEVELOPE UNCONTROLLABLE SUPER STRENGTH AND HYPERACTIVE BEHAVIOR. ALSO NEVER FEED IMMATURE BATTLE SLOTHS ARC PANCAKES AS THIS WILL CAUSE THEM TO ENTER BATTLE MODE AND GO BERSERK. EFFECTS OF OVERDOSE LAST 1 HOUR...might as well be an eternity.
"Oh no…" said a frightened Ren.
"RENNIE I KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING LATER!" Shouted Nora. Ren went pale hoping it wouldn't be as bad as he thinks.
Ren: A miniature and portable Herb garden that requires no upkeep and is always fresh and cab synthesize new strains of hybrid plants.
"These look like they will go great in my smoothies." said Ren. Nora blanched at that remembering how Ren's smoothies taste.
Arc family: Jaune's personal photos of him and his friends. This includes any awkward moments including the food fight.
The Arc family were happy to see the smile on Jaune's face with his friend's, knowing Jaune was happy with them by his side. Then it took all their strength not to laugh seeing pictures from the foodfight or the dance.
Ozma: Your old staff from your first life. Never forget who you are.
Ozpin just looked at the cane with a sense of nostalgia. "I haven't seen this in centuries." said the wizard who ran his hand along the staff.
Salem: An encyclopedia of monsters from throughout the multiverse and methods for cultivating them.
"My, now these are interesting looking creatures. I wonder which one to make first?" said Salem who was perusing the book.
Hazel: A Scroll that can call your sister whenever you want. Family is important, and I promise its really her.
Once again Hazel begins to tear up, first her diary and now a way to call her from the afterlife. He doesn't know what he would say, he doesn't know what she would think. How would she react if he called? Would she be happy to hear from him, or would she despise him for all the things he had done?
Tyrian: the anarchist cookbook, a collection of recipes for homemade bombs and other instruments of destruction.
"Ohoho look at all the fun toys! Oooh I think I'll make you first when I get the chance." said the psychotic scorpion faunus when reading the cookbook.
Watts: one free question about science and technology answered, complete with all necessary equipment for researching the answer.
"Hm I believe I'll save it for later. I don't know what to ask as of yet." sais Watts.
Cinder: A thermos of the finest Hot chocolate made from the best Mistralin Rain forest Coco plants.
Cici took and sip and she had a huge smile on her face, "Mmmm it so good, thank you." she said while in the mirror Cindy was just grumbling.
Emerald: blackmail on Mercury, and a new pair of hand scythe-pistols modeled after Weapons used by the incantion if Death himself.
Mercury was sweating while Emerald had a huge smile on her face, and then she looked at her new weapons, "I can't wait to try these out later."
Mercury: Your semblance returned
"Wait what?" asked Mercury, he then looked at his hands and focuses to make a small wind funnel in his hands. (A/N: Alvelvnor suggested I had Marc's semblance be air manipulation since it matches his style.)
Neo: the secret fourth flavor ice cream developed by the secret group the K.N.D.
Neo had a small taste and she loved it. She decided to store it for now thinking that it was something for a special occasion.
Roman: the director's cut of Clockwork Orange, I'm sure you'll love it.
"Hm looks interesting, I'll give it a look later." said the thief.
Belladonna family: A video of Blake hiding from Zwei in her teams dirty laundry for two hours.
"Pfft that's adorable Blake." said Kali trying to stifle her laughter. Ghira just gave up and laughed like a mad man while Blake just hid her blushing face in her hands.
Sun and Neptune: an oil that grows facial hair, and Real detective badges.
"Dude, do you know what this means?" asked Sun.
"Yeah I do." replied Neptune.
Then both inhaled and spoke in tandem, "Were real detectives!" and then they high fived.
Cardin: Mace lessons from Sauron the Dark Lord of Mount Doom. Careful, he could kill fourteen men with one swing.
"W-wait what?" asked Cardin before he started screaming when he was engulfed in fire and disappeared. Everyone was freaked out by that and some were wondering what was going to happen to him.
Ironwood: A lesson in history from Napoleon Bonaparte in how his arrogance and belief that he was the best general to live cost him everything.
"Excuse me, what is that supposed to mean?" growled Ironwood before a portal showed up on the floor in front of him. Suddenly his chair for some reason tilted forward and he fell in, and when he disappeared the portal closed.
Winter: For winter, I give my prototype AR vizor with FWO AR beta access, and Real-time Aura meter and scroll connection
Winter just looked at her gifts and couldn't wait to try them out. She was excited at the prospect of playing FWO in a way that its like she is actually there. It made her think of the last universe they had seen.
Sienna Khan: A list of all the ethics violations of Jackass Schnee with evidence.
"I am going to put this to good use." said Sienna.
Willow then walked up to her and asked, "Might I be of assistance? This is perfect for me to get my company back and divorce that dreadful man." Sienna gave it some thought and she did the unthinkable, she shook Willow's hand and agreed. This surprised many in the room, none more so then the Belladona's, Ilia and Adam.
Adam: Your face fixed and a reminder that even though you've fallen, you can still rise above your hatred.
Adam checked to see that the brand was indeed gone, but that and the message did nothing to end his burning hatred. He would not forget all that he had been through and end his mission to bring humanity to its knees.
Penny: The story of Pinocchio, a wooden puppet that became a real boy.
"That sounds just like me when I was a robot. All I wanted was to become a real girl." said Penny.
Then Ruby hugged her and said, "And now you are Penny, you finally got your wish." Penny then returned the hug with a smile on her face.
Willow: Wine that makes you think clearly instead of making you drunk, just for fun and it will even help you kick the habit.
"Well I suppose I should now that I have a way to be rid of Jacques." Willow said bitterly. Weiss and Winter however were smiling at this.
Qrow: A ring that suppresses your semblance enough to control. So you can be with your family.
Qrow couldn't believe this, it was like a dream come true for him. He looked to Summer, Ruby, Tai and Yang, and then began to smile as he put the ring on.
Summer: A Pin with yours and Qrows emblems combined that lets you always know where a loved one is, and allows thought communication from anywhere.
Summer smiled when looking at the pin and then towards Qrow. She put it away for later and continued to smile.
Tai: The complete works of Bruce Lee, and his training methods.
"I don't know who this Bruce Lee is, but he must be impressive." said Tai.
Raven: A virtual training dummy of Raiden from Metal gear rising Revengence. WARNING: RAIDEN IS LISTED AS HYPER-LETHAL, ENGAGE WITH CAUTION.
"This should be good for some sword practise." said Raven, not knowing just how dangerous it will be for her.
Iliya: GF pics of Blake, and BF pics of Jaune, with both together sending you inviting glances.
Ilia blushed and started making confused lizard noises. Another multidimensional being showed her being with Jaune and Blake, and it was making her so confused about herself.
Goodwitch: A pair of katchin needles from the world I oversee, their indestructible and too heavy to block and can rip apart a Leviathan in one minute with extensive practice.
Glynda looked over the blades, and she could tell they were well made. She knew she needed to put in some work to use them effectively but she would work hard to do so.
Coco: Pictures of child modle Jaune and you from 10 years ago. Yes, he was a boy.
"Wait I remember that. So wait that was Arc, why was he their anyway?!" asked Coco.
"Oh that was when Rouge was just starting out as a young designer, and she had Jaune model her work for her. I guess you were modeling there as well." said Saphron. Coco was there because her mother is a fashion designer herself and had Coco modeling her child line. Coco was blushing like crazy seeing Arc like this, she thought that was a girl who she befriended but never saw since.
Velvet: Carrot Cake made from scratch by Jaune as a birthday gift that he was going to give you next week. It even comes with poetry wishing you happy birthday written with icing.
Velvet was blushing like crazy finding out Jaune did such a thing for her, and she nearly went to tears when she read what it said. It was beautiful and made Velvet know she made the right choice when she fell for the blonde knight.
Port: A hunting pass for Monster hunter world, a hunting reserve the size of a planet with millions if varieties of monsters to hunt.
"Oho, I think I just found my newest vacation spot.
Oobleck: A library card for the men of letters bunker complete with Exhibits on Supernatural creatures from another world(Supernatural on the CW)
Oobleck was now more excited then when he drinks a full pot of coffee. This had to be the greatest day of his life. He is given access to so much knowledge, so much that he doesn't know what to do with it.
And finally, for Wolf, I give a limited Kingdom hearts 3 edition PS4, and a Copy of Dragon ball project Z singed by Akira Torayama, don't ask how I got this.
Wolf just had the biggest smile on his face and in his head a chibi version of him was doing a little dance.
Suddenly Cardin and Ironwood fell from out of nowhere. Ironwood was grumbling after his little chat and Cardin was scared shitless after what he had went through. Neither of them wanted to talk about it.
"Welp I think that's everything so let's get bac-" before Wolf could finish something began to happen.
( reality shatters once more as Plush dolls of Jaune appear in everyone's laps. they all look like jaune, but in cosplay outfits of the owners.)
"Huh" said Wolf who then picks up another note and reads aloud.
Hello, again watchers,
Alvelvner here with one more gift. They're called Perspective dolls, and if you hug them, they will say nice things jaune has thought of you, provided you've met, or he's seen you ( they will update if you meet at a later time) some dolls are connected so the dolls will refer to more than one person.
At hearing that, those that had actually met Jaune gave it a try.
Ruby:"My best bud in the whole world. Don't let Yang know. I think she's gorgeous."
Ruby blushed at hearing that and hid her face in her cloak, though she was smiling while doing so. Meanwhile Yang was nudging Ruby with her elbow and a crooked smirk on her face.
Weiss: "One of the most beautiful, and talented girls in the world."
Weiss blushed at hearing that. She is happy to know that Jaune still feels that way and glad that she hasn't lost her chance.
Blake: "I'm glad she likes my books, but she should be careful reading so much in public."
"Wait what is that supposed to mean?" asked Blake.
"Why don't you ask his mother and sister." said Wolf. Blake turned to Jaune's family. Juniper and Saphron were just chuckling while Nicholas just face palmed.
"You see dear, me and Jaune are the ones who wrote Ninjas of Love, while Saprhon and my other daughters helped published it." said Juniper. Blake's eyes went to the size of saucers at hearing this, she has been going to class with one of the authors to her favorite books series?! Many others were just as surprised to hear this, especially Ruby since she also read it a bit without Yang knowing.
"W-what, how, why?" stuttered Blake trying to wrap her head around this.
"Well it started as a family bonding exercise and kinda grew from there. Jaune had always kinda been embarrassed by it and my husband's criticism on it never really help." said Juniper glaring at her husband who was sweating bullets. "Any way that is probably why he never told anyone, for fear of what people would say, so he must be ecstatic to know you like it so much.
"All I said is I'm not comfortable with my son writing that kind of… smut ok, I didn't mean anything by it." said Nicholas.
"It's not smut its erotic literature Nicholas." said Juniper, making Blake give Yang a smug grin. Yang just rolled her eyes at this.
"If you truly care for your son you should have supported him in this instead of criticizing him on it." It was surprisingly Raven that said this, earning a look from Qrow, Tai and Yang. "I can only imagine why you never trained him if that's what you thought of his book."
Nicholas sighed, "My son was never as strong as his sister, so I always feared he would get hurt. I didn't train him thinking that would make it so he would try and stay away from danger."
"Are you kidding me?! The point of training is to become stronger you idiot, no wonder your son appears to have confidence problems with how you basically told him to give up on his dream." once again Raven being the one to criticize bad parenting, making it really drive home how bad the Arc's messed up. Jaune's friends felt bad for the dork knight, now realizing why Jaune is always putting himself down.
Blake couldn't believe any of this, she then took out her book and saw the author's initials and saw J.M.A, that one she understood for Jaune Miles Arc but she was confused by J.P.A, "What does the P. for your initials stand for Mrs. Arc?" asked Blake.
"Oh dear please call me Juniper, Mrs. Arc makes me sound old. And as for your question it is for my maiden name, Pendragon." answered Juniper. This got a nod from everyone. Blake decided that during the break she would ask Juniper to sign her book, and when they got back she would have Jaune do the same. Meanwhile Ozpin and Salem felt like they had heard the name Pendragon before but couldn't figure out why.
Yang: "I know Ruby said not to say I like them, but Yang is the "punniest" girl in the world, love puns, love her.
"Wait Jaune loves my puns?!" asked Yang hoping it was true, while Ruby was dreading this knowing it would motivate her to make even more.
"Well yes he does, the only reason he doesn't show it is because Ruby told him not to. He doesn't know why but does so because he respects Ruby's wishes." explained Wolf. Yang was so happy to know someone liked her puns and was on the verge of tears. Ruby now knew that they could expect an increase in her puns when they get back. This just added to the reason Yang likes Jaune, if this kept up Ruby might find herself with some sisterly competition.
Pyhrra: "The most beautiful and caring partner a guy could ask for, I'm glad of every day I spend with her.
Pyrrha was happy beyond words to hear those words, because she felt the same way if not stronger.
Ren and Nora: "I'm not sure if it's possible to be as close to someone as Nora and Ren are, but I'm proud to know such amazing people, they even share dreams some times.
Ren and Nora just smiled at each other, they were happy to know Jaune as well, thinking of him as the brother they never had.
Team RWBY felt like this explained how Ren knew how Nora's dreams went and looked to Pyrrha, who just nodded in confirmation.
Arc family: "Ill uphold the family name, and make you proud!"
The family all felt lumps in their throats and Nicholas spoke up, "We already are Jaune. I couldn't be more proud then i am right now."
Ozma: "I was shocked when he chose me to be a leader, I definitely didn't cry in the shower after he said he believed in me, nope not at all..."
"I'm happy to know he think so highly of my choice Mr. Arc." said the headmaster.
Cinder: "My heart stopped beating when I first saw her."
Cici blushed thinking he meant her looks, while in the mirror Cindy was grinning thinking he meant he was afraid of her.
Emerald:" shes really loyal to her leader, and seems caring, to Cinder at least."
Emerald actually smiled at that, that was the first time someone had ever called her caring.
Mercury: " Very witty."
"See Em? Someone appreciates my sense of wit." said Mercury.
"We just found out he laughs at the bimbo's puns. I don't think you should be happy that he likes your sense of humor, or lack thereof." said Emerald. Mercury glared daggers at her while Yang's eyes were blood red and her hair was on fire.
"Oh you better not have just called me what I think you did, or I will shove my Amber Celica so far down your throat that you'll be crapping out dust rounds for a weak!" shouted Yang. Emerald just stuck her tongue out at the blonde brawler.
Neo: "Fem Fatale incarnate from what Yang says."
Neo blushed at hearing that. She was happy to hear that from Jaune and hoped to actually meet him soon.
Roman: "Best-dressed gentleman thief. in the four kingdoms, that's for sure."
"Hehe well I'm glad the kid has good taste in style." said Roman.
Sun and Neptune: "The best bros from Mistral."
The two of them high fives and said, "Yeah we are!"
Cardin: "I just know there is a good guy in their somewhere.
Cardin just got filled with guilt for bullying him and Velvet at the beginning of the year.
Ironwood: "The most renowned general on the planet."
The general had a smirk on his face while everyone else just rolled their eyes.
Winter: "She's every bit the Woman I'm sure Weiss wants to be one day."
This surprised Winter to hear, she turned towards Weiss and her sister nodded in confirmation. This made Winter smile knowing her sister thought so highly of her.
Penny: "A cute, quirky girl, and a great friend.
"Aw thank you doll of friend Jaune." said the former android.
Qrow: "Yang says his semblance is bad luck, but how bad can it be if he has Yang and Ruby."
This made Qrow think that maybe his luck wasn't as bad as he had thought. How bad could it be if he had them as family?
Goodwitch: "A strict, but a kind teacher, I'm honored to be her student."
"No Mr. Arc, it is I that is lucky to have a student like you." said the professor.
Coco: " A kind and caring Fashionista that makes goddesses look mediocre."
"Now that may be true, but if you keep buttering me up blondie I might just have to take you out on a date." said a smirking Coco, much to Velvets chagrin
Velvet: "A kind, sweet girl that I have a hard time believing, would even talk to me let alone let someone like Cardin bully her. She deserves nothing but my best, and that's what she'll get.
That meant a lot to the rabbit faunus, she knows what a kind person Jaune is and its why she fell for him.
Port: "the fact that a hunter his age exists is proof that all his tales are true."
"And it's any wonder why he is my favorite student. It's because he has the makings of a true huntsman." said the portly professor.
Oobleck: "The most knowledgeable historian in Vale."
The doctor just straightened his glasses and took a sip from his coffee with a smirk.
"Alright now that that's done I feel like I'm in a gift giving mood myself, so I'm going to give a gift to Nora, Ren and team RWBY." said Wolf who snapped his fingers and suddenly boxes appeared on their laps.
When they opened the boxes they found the outfits that they wore after the fall of Beacon. (A/N: Yang has both her vol. 4 and vol. 5 outfits.) Ruby looked at the chest of hers with confusion.
"Don't worry you'll develop into it. In fact if you decide you want to wear it you just have to go to the changing room down the hall and put it on, your body will develop to the point in which you where it." explained Wolf.
"Wouldn't it be weird for her body to physically age like that?" asked Weiss.
"It's no problem, it will only be by a few months." said Wolf. This surprised everyone to hear that Ruby develops that much in just the span of a few months and makes Weiss a little jealous.
"Welp I think that's it, we went through all the gifts that we have." said Wolf.
After hearing that Yang then walked over to her uncle. "Alright Uncle Qrow now that, that's out of the way can we talk about what we saw?" asked Yang.
"Yes I was wondering the same thing mother." said Weiss. Emerald was also interested in hearing this.
"I was kinda hoping you all forgot about that." sighed Qrow.
"You guys want to tell them or should I?" asked Wolf. Qrow was surprised for a bit on how he knew that but decided to roll with it all the same.
"No it should be me I suppose." said Qrow. "Well it goes all the way back to our time at Beacon as team STRQ, me and Summer liked each other but because my semblance brings bad luck I felt it was too risky to be in a full time relationship."
"I understood but neither of us were to happy about it but we didn't let that destroy our friendship." interjected Summer.
"Yeah like short-stack said. Anyway years later I helped Willow here out with a job, then we were both drunk and one thing led to another."
"There was more passion in that one night then in all the years I spent married to Jacques. And it was because of Qrow's semblance the protection we had didn't work so nine months later Winter came into the world and I don't regret it one bit." said Willow.
"Well. I suppose that explains why you told me to call you daddy that one time, i had thought it was some fetish of yours. Although it would explain that doll you gave me later that day." said Winter.
"I always half suspected but never knew for certain, anyway a few years later I was traveling around and I ended up in a bar. The owner was that green haired woman that showed up on screen during the big reveal, I believe her name was was named Jasmine Sutrai and I think you all can guess what happened next, and we agreed to have it be a one time thing. Speaking of which how has she been, I haven't seen her since that night?" asked Qrow.
"My mother died when I was little!" shouted Emerald with tears in her eyes glaring at Qrow.
Qrow and many in the theater were taken back by this and Cici ran up to Emerald and hugged her, "It's ok Emmy." she said. This kinda freaked Emerald out given she wasn't used to Cinder doing this kinda thing, then again this technically wasn't Cinder now that she thought about it.
Qrow walked up to her and said, "Kid I'm… I'm sorry, if I had known I- I would have done something. I would have looked for you and I guess take you in or something, maybe bring you to Tai." Emerald just glared at him for a minute or so until she started to tear up again and just hugged her father.
This surprised Qrow because he was more expecting to get socked in the jaw or something, anything, but this… this was not it. He hugged her back till she calmed down a bit, after he did he continued with the story. "Ahem any way not to long after that Willow called me back for booty call."
"And I must say what a fine, as you call it, "booty" it was. And from that night Weiss was on the way." interrupted Willow. Weiss and Winter were horrified by this revelation and by how their mother had put it.
"Uh right what she said." deadpanned Qrow.
"So what about Whitley, he didn't show up in the photo so what about him?" asked Weiss.
"Unfortunately for the poor child he is Jacques'. Somehow the limp pencil dicked bastard that is my soon to be ex husband was somehow against all odds able to sire a child." said Willow with venom dripping from her words as she spoke of Jacques. Winter and Weiss looked scandalized at Willows words while Qrow, Yang and Wolf just chuckled. "I'm afraid that ended up being my last night with Qrow. Jacques was suspicious enough with you and Winter already, what would have happened if either of you had his black hair or red eyes? Oum knows what he would have done." explained Willow which the sister nodded in understanding.
Wolf's thoughts went to Bleiss just then, the foul mouthed, depraved, Jaune obsessed pallet swap of Weiss. Sometimes she was Weiss in another universe, sometimes her twin, and sometimes it was Weiss in a Jekyll and Hyde situation. And most, if any of them, weren't even Qrow's… at least as far as Wolf knew.
"Well anyway a while after that me and Summer decided to hell with the consequences and got together. We got married and decided to start a family."
Summer then walked over to Ruby and hugged her and take over the story, "And so I was carrying Ruby, but it was around that time that Raven left and Tai was devastated, he was in no condition to raise Yang." Raven then looked away in shame at that, not knowing how badly her leaving effected Tai. "So then I asked Qrow to let me help him till he got better and he agreed. Then Ruby was born and Yang thought they were sisters and I was her mother."
"None of us could bring ourselves to tell you because we knew it would break your hearts so we decided wait till you both were old enough to understand." interjected Tai. "But then when Summer- when she… neither me or Qrow had the heart to tell you after that because we knew how much you needed each other, so we kept the lie going after that and it's been eating at us ever since."
"So we're not sisters we're… cousin's?" asked a shocked Yang.
Tai then hugged her and held her tight. "Yang you may not have been sister by birth, but your sisters in where it counts. In your hearts and if that doesn't make you sisters then nothing would." Yang hugged him back with tears falling down her eyes still trying to get ahold of this revelation.
Ruby walked up to her uncl- her father and said, "I… I think a part of me always knew. I always felt closer to you then da- to uncl-" she was cut of when Qrow raised her hand.
"It's fine kiddo, don't need to force it he was more of a father then me so just do what feels easy ok?" said Qrow.
Ruby hugged him, "Well if I can still call him dad can- can I atleast call you my duncle, my dad uncle?" she asked. Getting a laugh and an ok from Qrow.
"So am I correct in assuming that the death of your wife is why you drink so much?" asked Winter.
"Well partly. I used to drink a bit before it happened but wasn't constantly waisted, but after Summer… after it happened I got worst." answered Qrow. Winter felt something akin to sadness for her biological father, and if her and Weiss were being honest at least he was several leagues better than the man they were raised to think was their father. He was good with Ruby and Yang, made in effort to be a part of their lives and actually cared about them. He was nowhere near world's greatest father, but if they had to make a choice between him and Jacques then they would choose the drunk over the tyrannical bastard anyway.
"Well I like to look on the bright side of this, not only do I have Yang but I also have three other sisters so that's pretty awesome!" said Ruby giving all her sisters one big hug. Yang, Weiss and Winter decided to roll with it but Emerald was a little hesitant at first but got into it after a bit.
While this lovely moment was happening Pyrrha, Velvet and Neo all walked up to Ruby and Weiss and asked their now extended family, "Excuse us but can we borrow these two for a moment?" asked Pyrrha earning a few raised eyebrows followed by a nod from the family members
When the five girls went to a empty room Pyrrha spoke up, "So I think it's clear we all have a crush on Jaune correct?"
Many of the girls gave a few shakey nods except for Weiss. "Excuse me? I have no idea what your talking about." she said hiding her blush.
"Weiss we all got the model of Jaune's… you know, and he said it was for those that had a crush on him so you don't need to lie." said Ruby.
"Alright so what if I do? After learning how he felt and that he doesn't hate me after what I did, it made me realize how I felt about him. So now that I admit it what is this about? asked Weiss. Ruby nodded also wanting to know.
"Well like Mr. Adrian suggested, instead of fighting for him I propose we could share him" said Pyrrha. "It's clear we may not be the only ones to develop feelings for him as time goes on here, and it would seem from what we were told that it would be needed given Jaune's... reserves." she continued with a blush.
"We-well I don't mind, if it means I have a chance with Jaune th-then I'm ok with it." said a blushing Velvet.
"I guess that works for me. If I hurt any of you so you stay out of my way he wouldn't be very happy with me, and I don't want to ruin my chance with him." said Neo.
"Well I guess I don't mind sharing, as long as Jaune is ok with it." said Ruby.
Weiss was giving it some thought, she wasn't too keen on the idea of being in a harem, but she wasn't going to throw away her chance with Jaune like she did before. "Alright I suppose I can agree to that." signed the heiress.
"Alright then it's decided, we will share Jaune. I'm sure he'll agree, he isn't the kind of person to break someone's heart so at the very least he'll most likely give it a chance." said Pyrrha. The five then nodded in agreement and also decided that if they found out if anyone in the future had feelings for the knight, they would ask them to if they wanted to join.
When they came back they saw Nora kissing Ren and Blake going gaga over her book. Pyrrha walked up to Wolf and asked, "What did we miss?"
"Weeeell."
*Flashback*
Blake walked nonchalantly over to Juniper and asked, "So... I was maybe wondering if you could… sign my book?"
This caused Juniper to laugh, "Why of course dear, anything for a friend of Jaune's. You know if you want I could also get you the platinum edition?" this caused Blake to go starry eyed and just got super happy seeing her book signed.
Meanwhile Ren and Nora gave some thought to it and walked up to each other. But when they tried to talk, they ended up saying the same thing simultaneously, "So I wanted to ask- oh you first. No you first." they both just laughed at this.
"Alright on the count of three we both say what we want to?" asked Ren, earning a nod from Nora. "Alright 1, 2, 3…"
"I like you." they said at the same time causing them both to laugh again.
"So does that mean we're… together-together?" asked Nora.
"I'd like that." said Ren. This made Nora squeal in delight and just started kissing Ren like it tasted better than any pancake in the world.
*Flashback end*
"And that's what happened." said Wolf.
This caused Pyrrha and the other girls to go, "Huh" simultaneously.
"Well anyway guys I'll let you all enjoy your gifts and then I'll let us get back to our regularly scheduled program." said Wolf.
*Omake*
Wolf then appeared and said, "Hey guys I found something on the back of the note that came with the dolls, ahem."
P.S: However, I wouldn't be me if I didn't add a plot twist hehe... if you pull the left leg they will say Jaune's most perverted thoughts hes had of you if you're a girl, and embarrassing truths he found out if you're a boy...enjoy.
They were all afraid of what they were going to hear but did so anyway. The girls were blushing at the thought and the men were sweating from fear.
Ruby: I've got some milk to go with those cookies...hehehe.
This earned an 'eep' from Ruby who was hiding her blush in her cloak.
Weiss: Those dancers legs look like they could bend in all kinds of directions.
Weiss was stuttering with a huge blush while trying to hide her legs in her skirt. Though don't tell anyone but she isn't as opposed to the idea as much as you think.
Blake: You like my Ninjas of love eh? Well, at least I know how to make this kitten purr.
Blake had the biggest nosebleed you have ever seen and she was even silently purring a bit.
Yang: I wonder if she'd be capable of Yanging all night?
"W-well I mean i-if you think y-you can take me lad-lady-killer." stuttered a blushing Yang trying to play it off. She may talk a good game but unbenounced to everyone she was a complete virgin, she never even kissed anyone before.
Pyrrha: I know its not right, but sometimes I hope she just snaps and takes me right on the roof even if I resist and say "no"...especially then.
Now Pyrrha's nose was bleeding just as much as Blake. She was contemplating whether or not she should try that.
Ren and Nora: What Ren and Nora don't know is that I know about Ren's secret love of cross-dressing. one of the dreams they mumble about is Nora forcing Ren to go Trap other guys, and he just mutters "yes mistress."... it's always the quiet ones, and they hold conversations in their sleep.
Both Ren and Nora just looked at eachother blushing, they were afraid that now everyone knew their secret. Everyone just looked at them with weird expressions, but Blake just thought that was pretty hot.
Arc family: I think my innocence died when Saphron and Terra asked for a "donation" I'm not sure if I can look, my "Nephew," in the Eye when he's older, Oum forgive me.
"Uh Saphron, what is that supposed to mean?" asked Juniper.
"W-well me and Terra wanted a child and she wanted it to be an Arc so it was related to me and I wanted it to also be related to Terra as well so… I asked Jaune because I trusted him and he then "donated" so Terra could get pregnant." Saphron hesitantly explained.
"Wait so does that mean…" Nicholas didn't know if he wanted to finish that or not.
"Well I… am bisexual." said Terra who was nervously laughing.
Many, including the girls that have a crush on Jaune, were couldn't believe that Jaune wasn't a virgin and did it with his sister's wife.
Ozpin: I accidentally sneezed a looge in his mug, and he didn't notice... I watch him drain the whole mug with a smile.
Ozpin just went wide eyed at that, and he was happy he had gotten a new mug.
Cinder: She THOT I was scared of her when we met in the halls... I just couldn't walk straight prayed she didn't look down.
Cici was blushing up a storm with her face in her hands. Meanwhile on the other side of the mirror Cindy was spouting several curses at Jaune and saying something about the fires of damnation.
Emerald: One word about that ass "Anaconda."
"W-wait what?" stuttered the green haired thief. She had an atomic blush and had her hands over her rear as to hide it.
Mercury: Em says he only acts smart because he's "compensating," seven isn't too bad, its half of mine.
Merc didn't know wether to be offended or flattered. He went with offended given that it was insulting his intelligence and was a backhanded compliment.
Neo: Yang said she could change her appearance and make illusions, sounds kinky.
Neo was now also sporting a blush and also several fun ideas for when she meets Jaune.
Roman: It's sad he can't seem to win against teenage girls.
"Well now that's just uncalled for." grumbled Roman.
Neptune: Sage told me that Neptune secretly dips sun's bananas in the toilet, to get back at him for all his pranks lolz.
"Dude what the fuck?!" shouted Sun who was trying to strangle Neptune.
Sun: I am really tempted to ask Blake to put a restraining order on him, the guy has been stalking her like crazy. I've seen him watching her from a window a few times.
"Wait what was that?!" shouted Blake. Sun was now sinking in his chair hoping that she won't try to kill him. Meanwhile Blake thinks that maybe a restraining order is what she needs.
"So let me get this straight, you have been peeking into our room for who knows how many nights while we were asleep…" asked Weiss
"Just so you could stalk my partner?!" finished Yang with her eyes now blood red and hair on fire. Ruby wished she had Crescent Rose so she could teach Sun a lesson
"Mr. Wukong, I can not tell you how disgusted I am with your actions. Stalking one of my students, I have half a mind just to disqualify your entire team from the Vytal Festival and give you the worst punishment I have ever devised." threatened Goodwitch, the headmaster and the other teachers nodding in agreement.
Blake's father was growling at the monkey faunus and wanted nothing more then to tear him apart, and Kali would let him to. Wolf was considering temporarily letting everyone do it to.
Sun had never been more scared for his life then he is right now.
Cardin: I just know that mace is compensating for something.
"Hey!" countered Cardin. Then he heard Coco and Velvet chuckling and he felt that maybe he deserved that.
Ironwood: Qrow said that the general was a cyborg. He hides it well, but I'm starting to think "Irondick" is more accurate than Qrow's sarcasm makes it out to be.
Qrow was just laughing his ass off while Ironwood was grinding his teeth together.
Winter: She looks like she is in desperate need of of some "stress relief", reminds me of my friend in FWO, maybe I can convince her subordinate to help out.
"O-oh my." said Winter not knowing what to think.
Penny: I can show her a thing or twelve on how to make a friend happy.
Penny didn't know why but the temperature in her face was rising to critical levels. In layman's terms she was blushing like crazy.
Qrow: looking at pictures Of team STRQ, specifically Summer, and seeing Ruby, I'm pretty sure he's "gotten lucky" at least once.
Qrow and Summer looked at each other blushing, though now that the secret is out they didn't feel the need to hide it.
Goodwitch: I wonder if she likes having a riding crop used on her?
"W-well I… my word… Well I n-never…" stuttered the professor. Even though she is a grown woman, much like Yang she is also inexperienced in any sexual or romantic way.
Coco: I may not know how to wear clothes like Coco, but I'm better at taking them off.
"Quite bold of you Arc. I like it, I might just let you." said Coco while dipping her shades and lickingbher lips.
"Coco!" complained Velvet.
"Well could you blame me Bunbun? We all saw the toys you and the other four got, I'd be a fool to pass that up at least once. Don't worry I won't steal him away from you, it will be purely physical." said Coco. Velvet still wasn't to happy about it though.
Velvet: look at those thighs; they look like they can crack nuts, and I've got plenty that needs busting.
Velvet was now sporting am atomic blush and was hiding behind her ears while Coco was nudging her.
"See Velv, you got nothing to worry about you still have a shot.
Port: The fact that he can put all of his students too sleep with his heroism is proof that he probably just grades us Pass/Fail.
"Well… that's not untrue." said Port.
Oobleck: I once saw him, and the headmaster almost have a death match over the last cup of coffee, CRDL got in between and was sent to the infirmary but thankfully didn't remember a thing. The played off the Cane and bat markings as some new type of Grimm, that Grimm Attacked CRDL four times in one semester, that's how they passed history.
"Wait that was what happened?!" shouted Cardin. Both Oobleck and Ozpin looked away and pretended they knew nothing, while receiving glares from Cardin and Goodwitch.
Alright that was the gift chapter I hope you all enjoyed. This was a lot of fun to make and special thanks to PWP, Jauneforever and Alvelvnor for sending these gifts.
Also I might make some of the things in the omake be cannon to the story. Not the omake itself just either what the dolls say or the reactions for the dolls. I'm not going to say what because I might change my mind, but you guys can suggest which ones you want and I'll think about it.
Beta reader: Jauneforever
