Jaune Arc's Multiverse

by LazerWolf1

Just a normal day at Beacon , when suddenly RWBY as well as most of JNPR and many others are brought to another reality to see different versions of Jaune. What secrets will be revealed, will they learns something about themselves and their friend, and will Jaune get a girlfriend out of this, maybe even a few? You'll just have to find out. Rated M just in case.

12. Chapter 9

Hey guys, here's the next part if the Arcwitch arc. We're going to be doing chapters 5-8.

Once again I have to thank blaiseingfire for letting me use his story, I really appreciate it.

Also thanks to Phoenix Warehouse Productions for helping me with this series. And because all of you have been getting the wrong idea, you should know that Adrian Midnight-Phoenix is his oc, not mine. His, not mine. Hi-mi-. Got that? Even the little ones? (Kronk's new groove references anyone?) But seriously stop.

He's been a great help with this and deserves the credit he's due. He has been helping me come up with ideas with this series and is the one that writes the omake's, I just make the reactions to them. Please give him the proper credit.

Anyway that's enough of that… for now. Let's get to the story.

Story: blaiseingfire's A Drunken Archwitch Marriage 5-8

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Everyone in the theater were trying to get used to their new forms, after the humans were turned into faunus and the faunus into humans. Some were enjoying it, like Ruby, others were not comfortable, like Sienna.

Glyda was uncomfortable for a different reason about it. The fact she was a cougar and they had watched, and were going to continue watching, her being married to one of her students. It was like some sort of sick joke.

While everyone was waiting for Wolf to start the next viewing, Ruby was helping Pyrrha get used to fighting with her new cloak.

"Your doing pretty good Pyrrha." said Ruby as she put crescent rose away.

"Thank you Ruby. I have to say, it has become much easier fighting like this thanks to you. You are a wonderful teacher." Pyrrha complimented.

"Oh thanks." Ruby was smiling a lot at the compliment. Her new tail was wagging from it.

Pyrrha couldn't help but giggle at how cute it was. "Well we should get back to the theater room." said the champion.

When they got back they saw Cici playing with Adrian in the grimm shark costume. To put it lightly, it was fucking adorable.

"This is still so weird." said Blake.

"I think it's pretty interesting. Gives you a chance to know what it's like." chuckled Kali.

"That's only partly what I'm talking about mom."

"Oh? What else my little kitten?" Kali tilted her head.

"That fact were descended from a goddess!" stated Blake. Ren nodded in agreement.

Ilia could only sigh. "It's weird having my freckles look different." she started rubbing her face.

Sienna was freaking out still while rubbing where her ears used to be.

When Ruby sat down she got out her infini-lunch box. She grabbed a couple of Jaune's cookies out.

"I wouldn't eat to many of those Ruby." Blake told her.

"Why?" she asked with a quirked eyebrow and ear.

"Some faunus can be affected by the same things as the animals they share traits with." she explained.

"So when you were a faunus you could be affected by catnip?" chuckled Yang.

"Yes." growled Blake. "It can be a bit different though."

"What does it do to you then?" the dragon brawler asked.

"Depends on the type I suppose. Some, like mint, can make me high. My mother actually makes mint tea sometimes." Blake explained

"It can help to relax after helping Ghira with paper work." Kali giggled.

Blake then sighed. "But others can make me…" she had a huge blush on her face.

"Make you frisky?" chuckled the blonde.

"That's putting it mildly. Some are more potent than that and makes it more like going into heat, amplified by ten." she explained. "And I can be like that between twelve to twenty-four hours. I won't even be tired during that time, I wouldn't even give my partner a break and-"

"Get to the point!" shouted a blushing Weiss. Ilia was a blushing mess thinking of her using catnip like that on Blake. Velvet thought that sounded a little similar to when a rabbit faunus goes into heat.

"And what's this got to do with me eating my cookies?" Ruby asked her.

"Oh right. Because dogs can't eat chocolate." Ruby went stiff at that. "Like I said it can be a bit different for faunus. You can have two or three, but any more than that will make you have an upset stomach or food poisoning." Blake explained.

"W-well… im sure I can be fine with just two." she said as she ate them. She then kept looking at the box nervously sweating. She was then about to grab another but Glynda used her semblance to take the box away. "Awww." whined the Wolf faunus.

"I will not have one of my students make themselves sick." chastised the teacher. Ruby was now hoping she could be human again soon.

Wolf then appeared. "Alright everyone, we got another video from Amp."

"Oh great, more things that will leave us confused." sighed Yang.

The screen then turned on

A Black Phoenix holding a Green Shield is seen on the screen with the caption Phoenix Warehouse Productions security tape.

Static is seen on the screen.

We are shown the same scene as last time, only now Helen and demanding that Oz tell her how being given magic is a form of adoption.

"That's what I would like to know." demanded Raven. She was not too keen on being dragged into the confusing as hell family. Yang, Ruby, Emerald and the Schnee sisters felt the same.

As that is going on we see Esmeralda sneaking around behind Joan and Rouge. She grabs them both by the back of their shirts and before anyone can say a word states, "Adrian, I am taking the girls for a talk. turn the idiota's back to normal soon ok? Oh and stay out of trouble while I am gone or you will sleep on the couch for the next century."

As Esmeralda is walking out of the room with her nieces we hear Gale ask, "Why are you smiling about being possibly punished Feather Brain?"

"The girls were conceived the last time I was sent to the couch Gale, that's why I am smiling. Now who wants to go back to Normal?"

"Blegh! I did not need to know that!" shouted Cindy.

"Yeah i agree with that. Not really something I wanted to know." said Coco as she shook her head.

Raven and Summer however were chuckling.

"Uh… mom, why are you laughing?" asked Yang. Ruby wanted to know to.

"Well you see, that's also how me and Tai made you." Raven told her daughter.

"Hehe, same with me and Qrow." giggled Summer.

"You girls two? I thought I was the only one." said Kali.

"Thats how all my children were made." Juniper sighed happily at the memory. Saphron shivered a bit remembering when she walked in on her parents making Verte. She was told Rouge had the same thing happen when they were making her. It became an Arc tradition for the youngest to walk in on their parents making them a sibling.

"Oh gods why?!" shouted Yang.

"Now I can't get the images out of my head." groaned Blake.

Ruby was just blushing a bit.

"Can I stay this way?" Asks a nervous Talon.

"Sure"

"So she will stay like that?" asked Salem.

"Pretty much yeah." said Wolf.

"Well, i actually prefer her like this." the queen of the grimm said.

Es and the girls just shake their heads as Es carries them into the library from before.

Es stops and stares at the books before asking, "Do you girls know what these books are?"

Joan and Rouge look at each other before shaking their heads.

"These books are the entire history and magical knowledge of the Arc, Gardner, Goodwitch, and Elemental Clans."

"Elemental Clan? I thought they were the Phoenix." Says Rogue

"Hey yeah, that's right." said Cici. She was a little confused.

"The clan itself split into four families. each one with a hereditary element. The Phoenix family controlled Fire, the Titans were masters of the Earth, the Roc family Lords of the Air, and the Leviathans were as fluid as the Water the controlled. And their personalities reflect the element they posses. Fire users were ALWAYS passionate and creative. Earth, the solid element, are always grounded and made the best teachers. Air, the element of laughter and joy, always playing jokes and making others laugh. Water always changing, always moving, considered the bipolar element by all."

"Huh, so four major families, and four sub families?" asked Salem.

"Essentially." shrugged Wolf.

"This just keeps getting more and more confusing." sighed. Neo. It was becoming harder and harder to keep track.

"But I don't understand." said Salem. "There are more than just four elements to magic. Why are those the only ones?"

"Well those are the only ones that are hereditary." explained Wolf.

"What are the elements of magic?" asked Winter.

Wolf then began explaining. "Well, Earth controls basic earth and plants. Stone controls rock and to a lesser degree crystals. Dust controls dirt and dust in the air. Gem grows and enchants Crystals of all kinds including Diamond. Lightning can absorb and is immune to all forms of lightning including electricity. Air is all about Speed, a master could even fly. Wind is a pure combat element and can cause a simple breeze to a Hurricane. Water can make the user breathe underwater and even shape water in the air into shields and weapons, or make it solid enough for them to walk on. Ice is a combat element, it can freeze the water in the air around their enemies as well as ice weapons. Snow is a playful element, it can freeze the water around them and form shapes out of the water in the air. Mist creates a strong fog that they can hide inside of. They can also use the mist to reflect light and create illusions. Fire is the most basic of the destructive elements. Creates fire itself and won't harm the wielder. Plasma creates a liquid fire that is hot as a solar flare and strong enough to burn through diamond. Magma/Lava is a unstable destructive element. Mainly used by those with Fire and Earth, they only achieve this element when mentally unstable. Light is the healing element. Gravity is an unstable element due to the effects on the mind. The user can either negate their own gravity or the gravity of others, or increase it infinitely to crush them. Needed Elements are Air and Stone. Magnetism is unstable due to the effects on the body. With it a master can do what Pyrrha's semblance could only dream of including bringing the atoms together in the air to create metal. Elements needed for this are Air, Lightning, and Dust. Dark is the hiding element. Divine is the element that allows True Creation. The ability to create life itself."

"Uh… wow, thats a lot." said Yang.

"So many ways magic can control things." said Weiss as she wrote everything down.

"What happened if Uncles family is the last?" Asks Joan with a puzzled look on her face, and surprisingly not making any perverted motions towards her aunt.

"War happened. The Leviathan's decided they didn't like just sitting back and watching the world. They decided they agreed with the Gardner family. They decided that those with magic were meant to rule the world and not help it. That is what broke the truce. The Arcs wanted to protect all Life, while the Gardner's wanted to be kings. As you can guess that didn't sit well with the rest of the clan. The fight that followed killed nearly all members of the clans. Adrian's Grandmother had an ace though. She knew my Grandmother, who was at the time the Fall Maiden. When she arrived she was only able to save her friend and her unborn daughter. Adrian spent the first million years he was trapped here not even able to travel gathering all this knowledge to give to Cinder and Amber if he ever found a way home." Esmeralda says sadly while looking around the library.

Joan and Rouge are both stunned and saddened to hear about what happened to the clan as well as some of the Fall family history.

"Wow, that's… thats really sad." said Emerald.

"Very tragic." sighed Glynda. She's heard many sad stories where many people die. She never gets used to it, though she supposed that was probably a good thing.

Both Nora and Cici felt sad that that's the history of their family on both their mothers side.

Suddenly she sees two items on a shelf to her right. when she gets closer she lets out a startled gasp. She then starts to cry while holding the two items which we now see to be two gift wrapped boxes. One has red paper with to Cici from Bebe written on the paper in gold crayon. The other is wrapped in gold paper with to Bebe from Cici written on the paper in Red Crayon.

Cici didn't know why, but they looked familiar. And it made her feel sad seeing them.

"He kept them, for all this time he managed to hold onto them." Now her tears turn to sobs.

"Aunty Es, what are they?" Asks a nervous Rouge while glancing at a clueless Joan who looks as lost as she feels.

"Adrian and I died on our daughters seventh birthday. what he managed to keep here was the presents he helped them make for each other. he has held onto these two items for over fourteen million years, and knowing him he made sure they would still be as if they were just made." Says a very happy Es. "I should probably put these back, but I am going to give the girls their birthday presents after all these years."

Cici was tearing up hearing that. That they worked hard on making gifts for each other but never got the chance to give them. Emerald then gave Cici a hug to calm her down.

"Thank you Emmy." said Cici as she hugged her back. Tears still falling from her eyes.

After saying that the two items are then sent to the respective sister to receive.

Camera cuts to the Arc house

We now see Amber healing and resting at the Arc family kitchen table. Suddenly a shadow starts to form a box in gold paper in front of her.

Cici was so happy to see her sister. She wished she could change things so she had never attacked her. Just then her box appeared on her lap as well. It was a wooden with rabbits carved into the lid, on the side rose bushes and ivy on the corners. She then began opening it.

After inspecting it she decides to open it, only to see a small wooden jewelry box with a wind up key on the side. she takes a moment to look at the box seeing that it has Horses carved into the lid as well as trees and flowers carved into the side.

After winding the key and opening the box she hears a voice she hasn't heard in close to thirteen years.

"Happy Birthday Bebe! Daddy helped me make your present, and I hope you like it. I love you." Says a VERY young Cinder Fall-Phoenix.

Then Amber can hear a violin playing Fur Elise, as she starts crying.

"Happy Birthday Cici. I love it and miss you very much."

Cici got a similar message on hers before the music. "I… I miss you to Amber." sobbed Cici. She holds the box close, hugging it to her chest.

"Are you going to be okay?" asked Emerald.

"I'm… I'm fine Emmy." she told her as she wiped her tears.

Esmeralda then looks at Joan and asks "So when are you shifting back?"

"Uh…. What?" asked Pyrrha.

"What does she mean shift back?" asked Kali.

"What do you mea-" Rouge starts to say before looking at Joan to see her form start to shift like she is made of smoke.

After a moment of being made of smoke Jaune Arc is standing there in his usual attire.

"Did you have to tell her this way Aunty?" Jaune asks with a smirk.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" Yells a shocked Rouge.

That was the reactions of many of the viewers. Salem was surprised but she felt she knew. Though it would still surprise her if she was right.

"The Genderbender dust was something I made based on a story from the Goodwitch Family. according to the story one of their members could take animal form. So Adrian and Gale wondered why not change genders. The Dust was my way of helping them learn how the change feels. Unfortunately there is a side effect that depends on how many times you use the Dust to make the change. The more you use it, the more the parts of your personality, the parts you shove into the back of your mind, become dominant. If you were born the opposite gender, your personality would be reversed." Explains Es with a smirk.

"So, if Yang was a guy he would be calm and be fine with haircuts?" asked Ruby.

"I think I would like to meet that version of Yang." chuckled Blake.

"What's wrong with how I am?!" asked a slightly hurt Yang.

"The fact we all get in trouble whenever you lose your temper Yang." explained Weiss. The caused Yang to cross her arms and pout.

"That's really surprising. The only form of shapeshifting I heard of was turning into the form of beasts during my time. Human shapeshifting was only a myth, said to require powerful spells or potions. To learn how to do it through dust is fascinating." said Salem in awe.

"You, Mom, and the others all taught me to respect women so I buried my lust. Due to the bullies I had low self esteem as well as zero confidence. As Joan I am a being of pure confidence and lust." Jaune explains while rubbing his neck with a nervous look on his face.

"Huh… guess that would explain it." said Yang.

"Well I suppose growing up with that many women can make a boy be like that I suppose." shrugged Kali.

"Ok, that explains the change. But why did you only flirt with Talon, Roman, and Ozma?" Asks Rouge.

"Even as Joan, I refuse to be a homewrecker." Jaune says looking serious. "I will look, but not touch. Unless the want her to with their wife's permission of course."

"Well atleast Joan has some restrain." sighed Ilia.

"Yeah, I was starting to think she had none." agreed Sienna.

"Well I'm glad to know she still has some of Jaune in her." said Pyrrha.

"Ok mister, since I see your mind is still a mix its time for Bunny Mode." states Esmeralda with a happy look on her face.

"SHIT!" Jaune shouts as he starts to run before being covered in shadows.

"What's bunny mode?" asked Velvet.

"Oh, is the bunny curious about bunny mode?" chuckled Coco.

"Coco, that's not funny." deadpanned Velvet.

"Agree to disagree Bun."

"I'm not even a faunus right now, so your joke doesn't work." Velvet told her. Coco just huffed a bit.

"What's Bunny Mode?" Asks a nervous Rouge.

Only for Esmeralda to point at what was once a Young Man covered in shadows to now show a little boy no older than five in a bunny onesie that matches his hair perfectly.

"J-j-Ja-Jaune?" Asks a shocked Rouge.

"Oh my gosh, its my little baby!" said Juniper. She thought she would never see that face in person again.

The little boy then looks around, sees Rouge and Aunty and SMILES!

"SISSY! AUNTY!" He is heard saying before being scooped up in Esmeralda's arms.

The room was filled with awws from many of the girls in the theater.

"My heart… can't… take it." groaned Ruby as she clutched her chest. She felt she was going to have a heart attack.

"Oh no, he's too cute." said a shocked Weiss trying to keep it together.

Pyrrha and Velvet were blushing at the site of how cute he was.

Esmeralda looks at Rouge who is still stunned by what she is seeing and simply says, "This is Bunny Mode."

"I thought I heard shouting coming from in here." A silky voice is heard saying from the doorway.

Salem jump recognizing that voice. Her new ears stood right up.

As one Esmeralda, Rouge, and B.M. Jaune look to the doorway to see Sally, a version of Salem that lives in the Warehouse and acts as the maid. She is seen to be wearing a black silk night shirt, black silk pajama pants, and pink bunny slippers.

"I- it's me…" said a shocked Salem.

"And as a maid?" asked Willow.

"It would seem so." said Terra in just as much surprise.

"Is that how you usually dress when going to bed?" snickered Nora.

"As a matter of fact, yes." answered Salem. That surprised everyone to hear.

"SAWWY!" Screams Jaune jumping from Esmeralda's arms before running to Salem trying to get her to hold him. "Can I have a cookie?"

"Of course little one, here I made these earlier." Says Sally with a happy smile before handing Jaune a frosted Carrot Cake Cookie.

The girls just couldn't handle how cute he was.

"Oh I just want to scoop him up and hug him." squealed Salem.

"I know granny Salem, he's just so adorable." agreed Cici.

"Sorry if we woke you up Sally, but I was just punishing Jaune for using the Genderbender Dust so much that a split personality formed." Says a sheepish Esmeralda.

Rouge is just stunned by what she is now seeing and hearing as the two talk like they are best friends.

Salem was just as surprised. She didn't expect a version of her and the goddess of darkness to talk so familiarly.

"Its fine Milady." Says Sally with a smirk.

"Please don't call me that, Sally you, Summer, Elsa, and Amelia are my best friends. Please call my by my name."

"Does it bug you?"

"You know it does."

"Then I will keep calling you that." Sally says with a smirk.

"Hehe, I like her." said Yang.

"Same here." agreed Coco.

Salem was trying not to chuckle at her counterparts antics. But she was also surprised that her counterpart was her best friend.

"How have you bean Sal?"

"Good, but I was woken up from my sleep." She says with an annoyed look on her face as she sets Jaune down with a pat on his head.

"Sorry, we will try to keep it down." Says a now functioning Rouge as she picks up Jaune.

"Its fine, I will see you all when you travel home." Says Sally before leaving the library. "OH, before I forget. Tell my Son that the two children he was making in his lab are done."

"Uh… children?" asked Saphron.

"Wait, why did she call him son and not grandson?" asked Salem.

"Because he called her mama when he was drunk and depressed while she was acting like a mother hen with him. She decided to call him that ever since." Wolf chuckled.

"So what you're saying is I have a son and daughter in-law that are gods i get along with?" chuckled Salem.

"What Children?!" Asks/Demands Esmeralda.

"He made a girl using this little bunnies DNA, and the DNA of one of the girls currently in Wolf's theater. And a Little boy using Gale and Rebecca's DNA." States Sally without looking back.

"What?!" shouted Glynda, Juniper and the girls that like Jaune.

"He just made two baby's from people's dna?" asked a dumb struck Weiss.

"H-how is that possible?" asked Emerald.

"S-so who's the mother?" asked Ruby. She was hoping it was her. That thought was shared with the other girls that liked him.

"I bet its Glynda." chuckled Kali teasingly. "We have been watching a universe where she is with the young man, and the other baby is her brothers. It just makes sense."

"Kali please, can you not do thi?" begged Glynda.

"Not a chance." the former cat faunus smirked.

Camera cuts to show her face and we see a big smirk on her face, and hear her muttering. "This ought to teach that brat to trash MY kitchen."

"Wow, even when a nice maid you're still the evil queen of the grimm." chuckled Yang.

"No one ruins my kitchen. No one." Salem told her. Cinder knew that from when she was a child. She wouldn't admit it but she still has nightmares.

Camera cuts back to the girls and we can see Esmeralda is now angry.

"Stay here for a bit kids, I have to go speak to my Darling Husband." Esmeralda states before she leaves the library.

"Daddy isn't going to make it out of this one." Cici said sadly.

"Hehe, no he isn't." Cindy evilly chuckled while wringing her hands.

Rouge decides that she is just going to roll with what's happening and play with her little brother before the sound of screams can be heard from down the hall.

"WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING YOU STUPID BIRD BRAINED MORONIC DUMBASS!"

"I WAS THINKING OF HELPING OUT A FRIEND WITH ONE AND FOR THE OTHER I WAS DRUNK AND QROW WAS INVOLVED!" Adrian is heard screaming over the sound of his bones breaking.

"Of coarse Qrow was involved." sighed Summer. She loved him but Qrow could be a real dummy some times.

"It couldn't be anyone else." Raven told her. This caused the daughters of Qrow to just deadpan.

"MAKE THIS RIGHT YOU STUPI-"

"I AM SENDING THE KIDS TO WOLF'S PLACE WHEN I SEND THE GUYS BACK! GALE IS IN NO SHAPE TO WATCH OVER HIS SON RIGHT NOW AND THAT GIRLS MOTHER IS THERE!"

"GOOD! JUST REMEMBER THAT YOUR ON THE COUCH NOW!"

"Ooh, looks like you might get some more siblings Cinder." teased Yang. The blonde chuckled when Cici was a blushing mess and Cindy was spouting different propensities at her.

Esmeralda comes back into the library looking a little frazzled but calmer.

"Anyway Rouge I need your help making a simple dress for Cinder."

"A dress from lady Rouge? Commissioned by a goddess? I'm extremely jealous." said Coco with a grin.

"Oh what kind of dress will mama have her make for me?" asked Cici. She was curious of what it could be and what it would look like.

"What are we using?" Asks a nervous Rouge.

"My hair is a for of my darkness, we are going to use your scissors that Jaune made for you, and cut my hair when I am in my Goddess form. Using that we can make her a dress that will shapeshift to match what she desires." Says a smirking Esmeralda.

"Oh man now I'm really jealous. I could have any outfit I want with that." groaned the fashionista.

"Its ok Coco." said Velvet as she patted her teammates shoulder.

"I'm actually kinda envious myself." nodded Yang.

"When do we start?" Asks Rouge with a glint in her eye that says she has found her masterpiece design. the one article of clothing that she never be able to outdo.

"I recognize that glint anywhere." said Juniper with a smirk on her face.

"Yeah, that's the look she has when she is excited to make a dress." finished Saphron. She couldn't help but chuckle remembering all the dresses she made with that look. She spent whole nights without sleep, just so she could finish them.

"Right now but first to keep Jaune out of trouble." Esmeralda says before making a small amount of darkness and forming a Grimm. Only this Grimm is a small cute little pug.

Rouge sets Jaune down and he runs up the newborn puppy and begins to play with it.

Once again the girls in the theater went aww at the sight.

"Wait, but aren't grimm vicious beasts?" asked Summer.

"Well yeah, but they weren't always that way in your universe. The grimm were originally created to protect children and their dreams. They themselves were dreams, but became corrupted into nightmares, making them the grimm they are today." explained Wolf.

"How did they become corrupted?" asked Ilia.

"That's a story for another time." Wolf told her. "Anyway, I also have a letter for Velvet from Gale." Velvet was surprised to hear that. Wolf got the letter out and cleared his throat.

Dear Miss Scarlatina,

My name is Dr. Gale A. Goodwitch, brother to Professor Glynda Goodwitch. I write this letter in the hopes that you would be willing to take a job offer I have. I, due to an accidental in my past have lost my vision. I am however about to begin teaching a mandatory class at Beacon on Morals and Ethics. I would like for you to be my assistant in this class, along side another student who has volunteered stating that he feared he would fail. He requested that instead of being paid as I was willing to do, that I count his help as extra credit for the course as well as explain my lectures where he could understand them better. Your duties would be to write down the points of interest as well as the reading references that are required on the chalk board. I would do all the speaking in the class, and you and your assistant would be doing everything that I would need my eyes for. The young man in question before you ask is none other than Mr. Winchester. He has informed me of the problems you two have had in the past and stated that he would return as a normal student if you were uncomfortable working with him. If you decide to take this offer the pay is 20 lien an hour. Class is for 5 hours every Saturday, and you would work 1 hour a day Monday through Friday learning what you will be writing on the board as well as getting up slideshows and powerpoint Presentations for the class. Please send a response letter to me through either Glynda or Mr. L. Wolf.

Sincerely

Doctor Gale Goodwitch, Psychiatrist and Historian

"Wait, Cardin would be my assistant?" asked Velvet.

"Well yeah he wou-"

"I'll do it." she said interrupting Wolf. She had an evil smirk on her face.

"Uh… really?" Wolf asked.

"Yes, I'll do it." she was going to have fun making Cardin her bitch. Despite her sweet and shy personality, she holds grudges.

What she doesn't know is that Cardin expected this and is fine with her making his life hell, as long as she doesnt go all Glynda Goodwitch on him. Unfortunately for him, she plans to.

Coco saw the sadistic look in her eyes and knew Cardin was screwed. Though for some reason she was also turned on.

Just then a pure black dress with what looked like star on it appeared on Cici's lap.

"This must be the dress mama asked for. It's so beautiful." she said happily. "I'll put it on later."

"So then if your fine with being kinda naked with Emerald hugging you, can I try it on?" asked Coco. Yang nodded.

Cici's eyes went wide as she ran off to put it on. Emerald pouted a bit with her dog ears flattening and her tail drooping.

Cici came back with the dress and it changed to a red dress with butterflies on the side. (Think Ada Wong's dress from Resident Evil.) While in the mirror, Cindy had a red and black version of Salem's outfit. She sat back down in her seat.

"Alright now let's start the viewing." said Wolf. Glynda wasn't very excited to continue this specific universe. The screen then turned.

"Jaune, can you get your hands off of me please?" Glynda asked, annoyed that Jaune had his hands wrapped around her head.

"I don't think I should," Jaune replied softly.

"And why not?"

"Because if I do you'll start slamming your head against the desk again, and you already made a large dent in it." Glynda opened her eyes and looked down to see that there was indeed a large forehead size dent in her desk.

This got a laugh out of a lot of people while Glynda was blushing up a storm.

"Wow, looks like your more hard headed than I thought." said Raven.

"Well she can be pretty stubborn." giggled Summer.

Glynda sent the two of them a glare. Meanwhile the daughters of the two moms where trying nit to laugh.

"...oh." Glynda sighed as she grabbed her riding crop and used her semblance to fix the desk. "Thanks."

Jaune let go of Glynda's head, but unintentionally put one of his hands on her shoulders. "Uh sure… anytime." The door to her office opens a second later. Jaune and Glynda turned towards the door and felt some relief when they realize it's not a student.

"Jaune, Glynda, good afternoon," Ozpin acknowledged as he walked in the room, his cane tapping the ground with every step.

Glynda had a bad feeling. Since her counterpart sent him that text she just knew Ozpin would have some comments about it.

"Good afternoon Headmaster," Jaune greeted with a wave.

"Ozpin," Glynda nodded. "To what do I owe the pleasure?"

The headmaster stopped right in front of Glynda's desk. "I'm not er… interrupting anything am I?" He asked with a raised eyebrow and a barely noticeable smirk. Jaune and Glynda were confused for a few moments before they realized something. Jaune had his hand on her shoulder, they both were standing behind her desk, and they were facing and slightly leaning towards each other.

Glynda was blushing hard right now and wanted to die.

"Aww, and you were both having such a loving moment." teased Kali.

Glynda wished Kali had grown up even a little since beacon, but it seems she hasn't changed a bit.

"Uh... nope!" Jaune said quickly in embarrassment as he and Glynda practically bolted away from each other. "Nope nope nope nope. Y-you were not-not i-interrupting anything. E-everything's just fine." Jaune mentally slapped himself in the face, Glynda sighed, and Ozpin's grin grew.

"I'm sorry for barging in unannounced and interrupting," the headmaster said. "It's nothing to feel ashamed or embarrassed about. It's perfectly natural and normal for new couples to do after their wed-"

"I knew, i just knew he would have some kind of comment." snarled Glynda under her breath. In all the years she's worked for him he never missed an opportunity. She has been wondering what she saw in him when she was his student.

"Finish that thought and we'll see if you can survive being thrown out the window," Glynda spat out in irritation. Jaune looked to the window at the side of the office and remembered that they were on the fourth floor.

"Do it do it do it!" chanted Salem.

"Damn, she is pretty pissed about their 'divorce' had she?" asked Yang.

"That would be an understatement." replied Pyrrha

"Technically I'm your boss and you can't kill me." Ozpin's face became more smug as he spoke. "Besides, who will sign your paychecks?" Jaune could have sworn he heard a vein pop on Glynda's forehead and slowly took a step back. Ozpin sensed it too and dropped his smug smirk. "My apologies," he raised his hands to show he meant no harm, "but I couldn't help but tease a little."

"Of course not! When have you ever?!" shouted an angry and pissed off Glynda.

"Well, I suppose it's nice to know Ozma hasn't changed much after all these centuries." sighed Salem as she then started to giggle a bit. She may have some anger towards him but it was his sense of humour that was one of the things she fell for about him.

Glynda dragged a hand down her face and released a sigh to calm her frustration. "Is there reason you're here then?" Glynda was frustrated over the whole marriage situation, even more so when she figured out she told her friends by practically sexting them. The last she wanted was her colleges teasing her about it.

"A bit late for that isnt it?" asked Raven with a smirk.

"Do not start with me Raven." spat Glynda.

"Wow, someone is touchy." Coco whispered to Velvet. The former rabbit faunus nodded in agreement.

"Yes there is." Ozpin reached for the folder he was holding under his shoulder. "Here are the final plans of the housing arrangements for the transfer students for the Vytal Festival, as well as plans for the upcoming ball." He place the folder on her desk. Glynda took it and peeked inside it. "Everyone else got them yesterday, but since you were absent I want to personally make sure you got them."

"Ah," Glynda closed the folder and looked up. "Thank you."

"Well I'm glad he was not solely there to make fun of the situation." Glynda sighed in somewhat relieved.

"Well, I think you should take any opportunity to do both." chuckled Kali.

"She's not wrong. I enjoy teasing my baby sis when ever I can." Yang laughed while holding Ruby close.

"Yang!" protested the reaper.

"Well it is an older siblings duty to tease the younger." chuckled Winter. She then gave Weiss a smirk, which the young heiress wasn't too pleased about.

"No problem. Have a good day." Ozpin turned around and walked a few steps before pausing. "Actually, since the two of you are here," he turned back around and walked a few steps forward, "there is something I want to ask the two of you."

"Uh… what is it?" Jaune asked. Glynda even raised an eyebrow at the man.

"Well, I was just curious," the headmaster started. "Would you mind if I could see the marriage certificate?" Jaune sweat dropped. Glynda stared at the man before pinching her nose. With a heavy sigh, she reluctantly reached into a draw and handed Ozpin the certificate. Ozpin grabbed it and looks it over for a few seconds.

"What's he got planned?" wondered Raven.

"Hopefully way out of this situation." pleaded Glynda.

"I'm surprised Glynda. Most women our age would kill to have a handsome young man for a husband." chuckled Willow.

"Willow, don't start. It's bad enough with Kali, I don't need you joining in." Glynda said with a glare.

"Hmm, the line where it states where you got married is covered in a blob of ink. That's unfortunate."

"Is it really that big of a problem?" Jaune asked with a hand gesture.

"In Vale, the law requires that if you want to get a divorce and end the marriage, one of the things you need to provide is the location where you got married. If you can't prove that, or one of any other of the requirements, I'm afraid there's not much you can do." He paused for a moment and smirked. "Not that I'm sure why you would, I mean you both seemed overjoyed in the photo."

"Wonderful…." groaned the teacher. She had her face in her hands.

"Well he's not wrong. I can guarantee your more honest when your drunk, and the smile you had in the photo was an honest joyful smile." said Willow. "So you can hide it all you want, but your counterpart seems to enjoy being married to the young man." Glynda sent a glare to the Schnee mother.

Ozpin's smirk grew when he saw their reactions. Glynda was definitely going to make him pay later but it was worth it. He finally understood why some of his students do this all the time. This is fun. Though if the steam rising from Glynda's red face was any indication, maybe it was enough teasing for now. He decided to get to the second point.

"Please do." begged Glynda.

"Man, this universe is really getting to her." said Emerald.

"Well I'm pretty pissed to. That Jaune guy get to be with the hot teacher." smirked Mercury. That got yet another smack from Emerald. This time a very loud one.

"But regardless," Ozpin adorned a more serious tone, surprising the newly wed couple, "even if this wasn't the case, I'm not sure Mr. Arc's morale code would allow for the marriage to end." Jaune raised an eyebrow at him.

That raised a lot of eyebrows at that.

"Um… what does he mean?" asked Pyrrha.

"I believe we will find out." said Ren.

"Uh… headmaster?" Jaune spoke slowly, unsure of what to say and curious as to what was he getting at.

"Please, just call me Ozpin," the headmaster insisted.

"Ozpin," Jaune felt a sense of deja vu, "what do you mean my 'moral code'?" he asked slowly.

"I've taken the liberty to do a little research yesterday after I received Glynda's message," Ozpin readjusted his glasses and a red faced Glynda shrunk into her seat a little in embarrassment. She still couldn't believe she had done that. "And I discovered that in Valean tradition, right before they say 'I do', the clergy asks the couple if they promise to be by each other's side until the end of time."

"Oh, that's what he meant." sighed Juniper.

"Yeah that makes sense." agreed Saphron.

"What are you talking about?" asked Neo. The two Arc's didn't answer.

"And how does this apply to Jaune's supposed 'moral code'?" Glynda asked, not noticing how uncomfortable Jaune was getting.

"If I can recall correctly, as long as the Arc family has been around, they have been very fond of keeping and never going back on their word, more commonly so when they make vows or promises. To go back on their word is considered a great dishonor."

And like that everyone's eyes went wide in realization.

"Oh… it meant because of Jaune-Jaune's family thingy." said Nora in understanding.

Glynda's eyes widened slowly as she put the pieces together. She turned to Jaune and saw that he had the look of absolute horror plastered on his face. His mouth was moving as if he wanted to try and speak, but no words came out.

"B… b… b… but wait a second!" Jaune finally found the words he was looking for. "N-no! That doesn't count for this-"

"Because you were intoxicated?" Ozpin interrupted with a chuckle. "No I'm afraid not. Your father was also in a similar situation, in the sense of making a promise while drunk. And even after all these years, he's still keeping it." Jaune was honestly hoping, practically praying, that Ozpin was just messing with him. I mean, he did with Glynda so he has to be with him right? Oh god if he actually promised to stay be Glynda's side…

Just then the theater was filled with Juniper's laughter.

"Uh… mom, why are you laughing?" asked Saphron.

"Well you see, that's actually how a lot of Arc men got married. Your father with me included." Juniper said holding in her laughter.

"Wait, what?!" shouted Saphron.

"Yes, and if I remember correctly, Qrow was involved." Summers eyes went wide at what Juniper said. Of course Qrow was involved. She facepalmed a bit.

Strangely the worst thing he could imagine was the constant teasing and puns from Yang.

"Yeah, I would tease him mercilessly." Yang chuckled.

"That's why I didn't want to tell you that i like him." groaned Ruby.

"Hey, it's my job to tease you for liking a guy." Yang told her. This caused Ruby to groan in frustration.

"Don't believe me? Ask your father." Ozpin turned around. "Well I best get going." He walked out of the door and closed the door behind him. The second the door clicked Jaune pulled out his scroll.

Jonathan Arc was a proud man. Jonathan was also a strong huntsman and was part of Camaron's garrison. He had just finished taking out a rather large pack of Beowolfs and was admiring his handiwork as the corpses of the creatures of darkness evaporated into a black mist and then to nothingness. He took out his scroll and held it in front of him. Now, Jonathan wasn't one to take selfies, but Jenny and June thought it was cool if he included the slain Grimm in the background, so he was fine with it.

"Well Verte certainly does." Saphron giggled a bit. She remembered growing up Verte used to beg their dad for pictures of the grimm he beat.

He smiled and was about to take a picture when his scroll vibrated. He perked up when he saw he was getting a call from his son, audio only though. He, and the rest of the family, wasn't to thrilled about his son running off to attend a huntsman academy, but for him to get accepted and to become a team leader, perhaps he misjudged him. Jaune called occasionally, but not often, to check on home to see how everyone is doing. He usually called Joanne when he wanted to catch up with family. For Jaune to call him, it must be important.

"That's true as well. He only ever seems to call Rouge and Saprhon." sighed Juniper.

"Well… it's because we're the only ones who he trusts the most. He's kind of afraid of you dragging him home." Saphron told her.

"But… we wouldn't do that." Juniper exclaimed.

"He doesn't know that."

He quickly tapped the accept button and put the scroll to his ear. "Hello Jaune," he greeted. "It's nice to hear from you. How is Beacon?"

"Beacon is… going swell," Jaune's hesitation and concerned tone wasn't lost on Jonathan. "I've improved greatly since I started attending. Yeah there's been… a few hiccups, but it's nothing I was able to handle." Jonathan was about to call out Jaune's hesitation when he started to speak again. "Actually uh, there is one thing..." Jaune stopped talking, unsure how to word it.

"I'm listening." In the past they would have to practically beg Jaune to allow them to help him with a problem he couldn't solve on his own, whether it be homework or problems with a school bully. The fact that Jaune was now reaching out for help instead of tackling so situation he couldn't solve by himself head on made Jonathan smile. "So what's the problem. Actually hold on a moment." Jonathan took a few moments to survey the area around him to make sure there weren't any Grimm creeping up on him. "Jaune I'm actually in the middle of a Grimm hunt. The area is clear for now, but if you can can you keep this short? If not I can call you back later."

"Probably a good idea." said Raven. "He might end up in a grimms stomach otherwise."

"Well that's… morbid." said a grossed out Summer.

"But not wrong." chimed in Winter.

"Oh nonononono!" Jaune said rather quickly. "Actually keeping it quick and simple is a good idea. So uh… the Arc vow..." Jonathan suddenly had a bad feeling about this, "does it still apply to a ridiculously made promise… that was made while one was… intoxicated?"

There was a long pause of awkward silence. Jonathan was sure his son could hear the sigh he released as he dragged his other hand down his face. "Heh, you know Jaune," he said with a chuckle after a few moments, "you and I aren't so different."

"Hehe, he really is." chuckled Juniper. Jaune had a lot in common with his father. One of those being that they are as dense as a sack of rocks.

"Well like father like son I suppose." said Yang. Winter and Weiss both hoped Whitley didn't turn out like Jacques.

"Uh… what now?" That obviously wasn't the answer Jaune was hoping for.

"The Arc vow is the most sacred thing the family has, and every Arc takes pride and honor in it." Jonathan said, reciting what every Arc was told countless time. "No matter what, when you make a vow, you keep it."

"You just recited what grandpa tells us all the time," Jaune said with a hint of annoyance. "I mean are there any loopholes into backing out? I mean being drunk seems like a pretty good excuse because you know... you can't really think straight!"

"One would think so, but sadly no. I tried the same reasoning with my dad a long time ago. All I managed to do was piss him off." He could hear Jaune shudder with bad memories. Grandpa Arc was one person you didn't want to anger. Everyone angered him at least once when they were kids.

Their bottoms were sore for weeks.

Saphron shivered from the memories. "Grandpa Richard is a sweet guy… until you get him angry. Then all bets are off." She shuddered.

"Oh I remember from meeting him. His personality really does a one-eighty when angry." chuckled Kali.

"Yes, it's astonishing how quickly he makes the turn." sighed Juniper.

"Ok but, wait… same reasoning… not so different…d-dad what are you saying?" Jaune sounded very concerned.

"Well son, a long time ago, I once got drunk with a very beautiful and smart woman. Then sometime during the night when we were talking about our future, I promised her that we would have as many kids as she so desires. I just wish she didn't have a perfect memory and that I knew ahead of time that she wanted eight kids."

"...oh my god." Jaune said. An audible slap was heard through the scroll.

Once again Juniper's laughter filled the theater room.

"Indeed so-" Jonathan paused and looked to his side as he heard growling. "More Grimm are coming so I'm going to wrap this up. It doesn't matter what it is or what circumstances it was made under. When an Arc makes a promise he keeps it, or invites the wrath of grandpa. Gotta go." Jonathan quickly put his scroll away and drew his weapon as he charged the Grimm.

Jaune was sitting in the chair opposite of Glynda's desk. He had it on speaker so she was able to hear the call as well. He put the scroll away as the two of them sat in silence, unsure about what to do or say.

Can you blame them, they just found out that not only can they not get divorced because of forever lost information, but now Jaune has a sworn duty to stay by her sure.

"Look on the bright side Glynda. He seems like he'd be a loyal husband." giggled Summer.

"Not you to." groaned Glynda.

"Well she's not wrong. I raised Jaune to be loyal and respectful. You should feel lucky to have him." Juniper said proudly. Glynda could only groan.

Jaune finally broke the silence after several minutes. "So… what now?"

"Jaune," she sighed, "I honestly have no idea." Her scroll went off a moment later and she picked it up. "Shoot, I have a class to teach. We'll discuss this later."

"Ok." They both got up out of their seats and left, heading in opposite ways in the hallway. Their minds were clouded with thoughts and memories of the past few days.

'Why does everything have to be so complicated?' Jaune thought as he walked down the hall. To think that this all started because he wanted to give his friends and teammates some space… he honestly couldn't blame them, he almost got some of them killed. They had a right to be angry. Besides, he was guilty of getting angry and overreacting at his sisters and vice versa. Though those feuds usually ended with everyone taking time to cool off, then everyone would come together to apologize, and then all was forgiven and everything was ok.

"Well that's how most arguments get resolved at home." said Saphron. She remembered how many times Verte and Bleu fought over how to solve things. Verte with brawn and Bleu with brain. There were also the fights that Blanche and Noire had over which of their styles of music was better.

Jaune's friend's however had different thoughts going in their heads. They were sad being reminded why this all started, how their counterparts snapped at Jaune like that.

Instead he now had the bonus of being married to his professor and basically be bonded forever. Though he supposed it could be worse. He could have gotten married to some random stranger, or even a dude... oh god his sisters would never let him live it down. He supposed he was lucky it was Glynda. She was responsible, reliable, and someone you can count on.

Glynda blushed at his thoughts of her.

"Aww, you hear that Glynda? How sweet." giggled Kali. Summer was also giggling while Willow was chuckling.

Glynda shoved her face in her hands and wanted to scream. This was the four years of being a student at beacon all over again.

Not to mention she was kind and caring, and not a bad site to look at. Just a little bit taller than him, an hourglass figure, a cute ringlet of blonde hair, piercing yet elegant green eyes, and her well endowed- 'NO, BAD JAUNE! OUT WITH THOSE THOUGHTS!' Jaune slapped himself and shook his head. He still had a hard time believing everything, especially after the talk with his dad yesterday. Apparently, getting drunkenly married was an Arc tradition. Did that mean that grandpa Arc also-

"Oh yes. Richard told me that's how he and Lumièr were married. Like father like son it seems." Juniper was loving this a little too much.

Glynda however was having an even bigger blush by the thoughts Mr. Arc was having of her.

"It's not wrong… lucky bastard…" grumbled Merc again. I think by now you know what Emerald did. Mercury wasn't too fond of that.

"Oomph!" Jaune rounded a corner and immediately bumped into someone and knocked them down. He looked up and saw Sky Lark and Velvet Scarlatina, though she was on the floor. "Oops, sorry." He and Sky gave her a hand and lifted her back up. "You ok?"

"What am I doing with him of all people?" snapped Velvet. She still held a huge grudge against all of Cardin's team.

Coco is still impressed with how much confidence Velvet had been showing since coming here.

"Uh… yeah no worries, I'm fine." Velvet responded with a kind smile.

"Sorry," Jaune couldn't help but apologize again, "I wasn't paying attention, just have a lot of thoughts on my mind."

"Yeah I bet you do," Sky said softly with a smug grin.

"Wha-Sky!" Velvet slapped him on the shoulder only for him to let out a chuckle.

"Your acting pretty friendly with him." Coco pointed out.

"Trust me, I have no idea why." the former rabbit faunus said with a glare at Sky on screen.

"Uh… am I missing something?" Jaune asked with a raised finger.

"Nope!" Velvet answered quickly while shaking her head. "Nope, nothing." Jaune raised an eyebrow. They knew something.

"Alright what's up?" Jaune asked with his arms crossed.

"Well," Sky started, ignoring Velvet's pleading look, "last weekend, Velvet and I spent the weekend in Vale… at the Valiant Inn… in room 236." Jaune dropped his arms as his face paled and his eyes widened. He couldn't help but remember that he and Glynda stayed at the Valiant Inn, in room 235.

"Oh my gods… they know…" Glynda said horrified.

"Wait… what were you and him doing there Velv?" Coco asked. Velvets eyes went wide. She wasn't sure she wanted to know the answer.

"Sky!" Velvet pulled Jaune out of his stumper, "I thought we agreed that we weren't going to bother him and it was his business, not ours!" Jaune silently thanked Velvet for being the logical one and dropping the subject.

"Pfft, says the girl who pressed her ears against the wall." And just like that Jaune's hope died as fast as Velvet's face turned red, which was now hidden behind her hands and rabbit ears. "You also said something along the lines of 'I didn't know it was possible to make such noises'." Velvet emitted a muffled, embarrassed squeak. It almost made Jaune chuckle until he remembered what they were talking about.

"Wow, didn't take you for a voyeur Velv." chuckled Coco.

"I am not!" shouted a blushing Velvet.

"Then why were putting your ear to the door?" the newly made bear faunus smirked at her teammate.

Velvet made an embarrassed squeak like her counterpart.

"So Jaune, who's the lucky girl?" Sky's grin grew even more smug.

"Ah yes, I was curious as well," Velvet cheerfully chimed in. All signs of embarrassment were replaced with a childlike smile, one that Jaune was all too familiar with. He saw it on his sister all the time when they were getting in trouble but then someone else did something that drew the attention away from them.

'TRAITOR! And to think I let you take the last piece of carrot cake in the cafeteria last week!' "Uh... I have no idea what you're talking about," Jaune knew it wouldn't convince them, he was stalling to think of something to salvage the situation.

"Yeah! How dare you throw fearless leader under the bus like that?!" shouted Nora.

"And to think he gave you the last if the carrot cake. Tsk tai." said Yang as she shook her head.

"Yeah Velv. I'm disappointed in you." agreed Coco.

"Ok, now your all just messing with me." Velvet said with a blush. This caused the girls to laugh.

"Bro, the fact you got all nervous when we asked says otherwise," Sky said. "Besides," he motioned to Velvet's ears, "I didn't need super hearing to hear the woman shouting your name."

"W-wait what?!" shouted a blushing Glynda. She was uncontrollably purring.

"Oh my, guess the young man is pretty good, eh Glynda?~" giggled Kali.

"Terra can attest to that." smirked Saphron.

"Saphron!" squealed Terra. She was also purring a lot.

The girls that like him were really jealous. Surprisingly Ruby was the most. You wouldn't know it from looking at her, but she has had a lot of ideas of what she would do with Jaune, if you know what I mean.

Jaune didn't know how to respond to that. 'Wow, I'm I really that good a- FOCUS YOU FOOL!' Jaune's thoughts ran rampant until a particular idea came to mind. "You know this got me thinking," Velvet and Sky gave him their undivided attention, "how is it that you two presumably heard that? Well obviously you two were in the same room together, but that raises the question of why were you two in a hotel room together on the weekend?" Jaune smiled as he saw that their faces now showed concern. Oh how the tables have turned.

"Yeah, that's what I want to know to~" smirked Coco. Velvet was glaring at her.

Just then without anyone realizing, a package fell on Wolf's lap. There was a note on it.

Dear Wolf.

Sorry, my idiota husband forgot to send you this. I'm sure there are a few who would enjoy these.

Signed, Es.

PS

Have Coco put on the sunglasses he gave her and channel her aura into them. They have night vision, x-ray vision, as well as can read Aura levels of those who are syncs her glasses with.

When he finished reading he looked in the box to see what was in it. He was very surprised.

"Nothing," Sky answered quickly. "Just… you know, two friends spending the weekend in Vale."

"Yeah, it's cheaper to rent one room than two," Velvet added.

"Oh," Jaune raised an eyebrow, enjoying this more than he should have, "are you sure that's all you were doing?" He shared a quick glance between them. "We're not going to see little blue bunnies anytime soon are we?" He almost burst out laughing at how quickly Sky and Velvet recoiled.

"What?! No no no no no. Don't get any wrong idea Arc," Sky pointed an accusing finger at him.

"Yeah, we used prote-EEP!" Velvet immediately clapped both hands on her mouth and her eyes widened. Sky's jaw dropped and he turned to his totally not girlfriend. Jaune finally understood why Yang did this all the time. This was kinda fun. Mean, but fun.

"Oh, got something to tell us Velv?... Velvet?" Coco turned to her teammate and saw a face that actually surprised her.

There was nothing but furry in her eyes. "No… no no no NO! NO FUCKING WAY I WOULD EVER SLEEP WITH THAT BASTARD!" she screeched. This surprised everyone who knew her.

"Oh really now?" Jaune decided to take it a step further. "Well, how unfortunate would it be if Cardin and Coco came across this information, especially if they also found out that this has been going on for quite a while now?" Sky and Velvet paled like ghosts. Their teams have been in a cold war with each other for some time now. If they found out that they went behind their team's backs and was seeing a member of the other team… not even Ozpin's office would be safe from the war.

"Please don't," Velvet managed to squeak out.

"No, tell them now! Do it Jaune!" roared Velvet. She knew her team would tear Cardin's apart. She would love to see that.

"O-okay Velv, you can calm down. It's not even you." Coco said trying to calm Velvet down.

"No, fuck off! I refuse to believe there is any version of me that would even consider dating someone on that team!"

Coco decided to just back away a bit. Though for some reason, she was feeling very turned on. She did always go both ways. Maybe her and Velvet sharing Jaune had more perks then she thought.

"Hey Velvet." called Wolf.

"WHAT!" spat Velvet.

"I have something that might help you relax." he said as he reached in the box. He then threw down a life sized dummy of Sky. In the box was also a dummy if the rest of crdl and Jacques.

Velvet had an evil grin as she pulled her weapon out of nowhere and made a construct on Nora's hammer. Wolf, Ren and Mercury all flinched when she smashed it on the dummy's crotch over and over again. It was a good thing they were indestructible.

While Velvet was doing that, he told Coco about what her new glasses from Amp could do. When she heard that they had x-ray, she put them on and looked at Velvet. She got a good view of the bunny booty and had a small nose bleed. She wiped it away before Velvet could see.

"How about a trade then, my silence for your silence. Sound fair?" Jaune was getting nostalgia from back home when he was younger. He would always use these blackmailing tactics to get the advantage over his sisters and it always worked. Except against Joan. No one ever messed with the oldest sibling. She knew all of your secrets, and when she blackmailed you in return it was truly terrifying.

"Our Jaune did that a lot to. He used it a lot to get out of us dressing him up." Saphron chuckled. Good times.

Juniper was curious though. "What about with Rouge?"

"We never piss her off mom. You will be embarrassed to hell and back if you do." Saphron had a look in her eye that said she knew from past experience.

Terra then curled into a ball. "How did she even get a video of us doing that?"

Velvet and Sky shared a brief look with each other before looking back at Jaune. "That sounds reasonable," Velvet said a moment later. "We accept."

"DAMN IT!" shouted Velvet.

"Alright then, good day," Jaune bowed his head and stepped to the side to allow them to pass. The pair quickly hurried away and Jaune continued walking back to his dorm. Looking back he felt that he went too far with threatening to tell their teams about their secret relationship, but he needed to make sure they didn't say anything. In fact he was actually glad he ran into them because it highlighted an issue he needed to lookout for.

They knew that he got with someone. They don't know it was Glynda or that they were married, but it was just enough to stir up the Beacon rumour mill, and from there it would spiral into a mess of accusations and theories. Jaune could try to deny them as just rumours, but rumours were more entertaining and believable for some reason. Oh god, what would his friends think? Worse, what would Glynda think if that rumours started?

'Hey Glynda, is there a reason you wanted to meet me at the top of the CCT tower? Strange, I thought it would be crowded. Uh… you ok? You look a little mad- WAIT PUT ME DOWN! NO I DON'T KNOW HOW THE RUMORS STARTED! PLEASE NOT LIKE THI- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *SPLAT*!'

"Well, I'm sure you would never even dream of doing that. Right Glynda?" asked Juniper. She had a sweet smile and tone, but everyone could feel a murderous aura around her.

"O-of coarse n-not…" said a nervously sweating Glynda. She wasn't the only one sweating.

"I thought so." she said while still holding that sweet smile and murderous aura.

Yeah, that wasn't a comforting thought. Maybe… maybe Glynda should know about this.

The elevator bell dinged as its door opened. "Ozpin." General James Ironwood greeted as he stepped out of the elevator and walked towards Ozpin's desk.

"Oh great. Him." spat Sienna.

"I'm not happy about it either." said Glynda.

Before coming here, Winter would have been upset at how they react to Ironwood. Now she couldn't help but agree.

"James," Ozpin greeted with a welcoming smile, "it's been too long. How have you been?"

"I must admit running both Atlas Academy and the Atlas military has become tiresome at times, but nothing I can't handle." As he got close to the desk he passed Glynda. "Glynda," he greeted with a smile and then sat down in the chair in front of Ozpin's desk.

"Well, that certainly isn't like James." Glynda said out loud.

"What do you mean?" asked Penny. "I don't see how the general is acting out of the ordinary."

"It's complicated." Glynda sighed.

Glynda couldn't help but curiously raise an eyebrow behind the man's back. Normally he would have complimented or borderline flirted with her. Instead he just said hi and sat down. This wasn't like him. Was something wrong?

"Thats why." Glynda answered. She had gotten annoyed with his flirting in the past.

"Ah, I see." acknowledged Penny.

"Care for some?" Ozpin asked as he offered a mug of freshly brewed coffee.

"Thank you," Ironwood accepted the mug and took a slow sip from it. Now Glynda was convinced that something wasn't right. While he wasn't like Qrow, Ironwood liked his alcohol and usually carried a flask with him to mix it with other drinks, usually coffee. The fact that he didn't raised some flags. Did something happen?

"Now that is certainly strange. In all the time I worked for him he never once hasn't added something." said Winter with a suspicious look.

"Something isn't right." said Glynda.

"Hmm, something wrong James?" Ozpin asked. "Usually you like a little something else with your coffee." Glynda couldn't help but ponder at the tone of voice Ozpin used. She heard that tone voice before, but couldn't place when and where.

"Well let's say that I've recently discovered some… dangers professors can face when alcoholic substances are involved," Ironwood said with a grin. "so I decided to cut down." Glynda furrowed her eyebrows.

"Oh, that's why." said Ruby.

"That makes sense." agreed Blake.

Glynda was sharing her expression with her counterpart.

"That is responsible thinking old friend," Ozpin matched his grin. "I also hope you took in the dangers of drinking and texting." Glynda's eyes narrowed.

'Calm down Glynda. Don't think about murdering the both of them the next time you see them.' thought the teacher.

"Don't forget those cameras, they can be scary things." Glynda's mouth curved downwards.

"Not to mention the dangers it causes to buildings or poor innocent scrolls." Glynda tightened her grip on her crop.

"Wow, they are really not being subtle." said Yang.

"Ironic coming from you." said Weiss. Yang sent the heiress a glare.

"It does look like she is close to doing something drastic if they don't stop." pointed out Pyrrha.

Glynda was close to snapping.

"Not to mention what bad of an example it makes you for the students. Why, what if one wants to follow in your footsteps?"

'Think happy thoughts Glynda. Think about puppies. Think about… little corgis running around on their cute stubby little feet.' Glynda took a silent breath and slowly pushed the thoughts of double homicide out of her mind. 'Aww, they're so cute.'

Just as Glybda's counterpart said that, Zwei ran up to Glynda and hopped on her lap. He then proceeded to give her nose a little kiss.

That managed to calm her down as she couldn't help herself from hugging the adorable dog. "You are just so cute!" she gushed. This was something the students were not used to seeing.

"If I can recall correctly, Ozpin said that he had to speak with you in private and I have assignments to grade," Glynda said as she readjusted her glasses. It wasn't a lie, she did have things to grade and Ozpin did say Ironwood wanted a private conversation. "Gentlemen, good day." She turned around and made way for the elevator.

Once she was a reasonable distance away, Ironwood leaned in close to Ozpin. "I thought she would have lasted a bit longer," he whispered.

"I'm surprised she didn't leave when we got to the texting bit," the headmaster whispered back, his grin as smug as ever.

"Ozma truly hasn't changed in all these centuries." sighed Salem.

"So he has always been like this?" asked Raven with a raised eyebrow.

"Yes he has." the grimm queen nodded.

The both turned around when the elevator dinged and out came Qrow. He nodded towards Glynda and side stepped to let her pass. As the door was closing Qrow muttered something to the deputy headmistress, and then laughed. Right as the elevator door was about to close, it was suddenly and violently forced open. Qrow was then surrounded by a purple aura and was sent flying out the window. The door then ruggedly and screeched closed and the elevator went down leaving Ozpin and Ironwood alone in the office, smiling nervously with a few beads of rolling down their foreheads.

And now Glynda felt so much better.

Raven was laughing hard in her seat while Summer and Willow face palmed.

"Next time we do this closer to the ground floor and not at one of the highest point on Beacon?" Ironwood asked his old friend.

"That would be a wise course of action." Ran nodded.

"Even I know not to test her like that." giggled Nora as she snuggled Ren more.

"You think working with you for so long, Oxpin would know that." Summer said to Glynda.

"You'd think." growled Glynda.

"Agreed," Ozpin took a sip from his mug and sobered up. Before he could question Ironwood, he was thrown out of his thoughts at the sound of wings flapping and then a thump of a human falling. Qrow was on all fours and breathing heavily.

"Hes okay!" Ruby cheered for her duckle.

"Well yeah, he can fly." pointed out Emerald.

"Well he could have not reacted in time." suggested Pyrrha.

"Yeah I'm fine, thanks for asking!"

Raven grumbled a bit.

"Aww don't be like that Raven. I know your happy he is okay." giggled Summer. Raven may not show it, but Summer knows she cares for her brother. Raven turned away in a huff. She didn't want Summer to see her blush.

Glynda poured freshly brewed tea in a cup, placed the kettle down, and then let out a slow breath as she took the cup and sat down in the chair behind her desk. Just from what happened this morning and in Ozpin's office she could tell that it was going to be a long week, but at least thanks to Qrow's over confident gloating she figured out who placed that brochure of popular honeymoon spots on her desk, and then promptly threw said person out the window.

He can turn into a bird, he'll be fine. Now, she just wanted to relax for a few moments and enjoy a cup of tea. Right as the cup reached her lips the door burst open and startled her, almost making her drop her cup.

"GLYNDA!" Jaune sprinted in the room, and stopped just a few meters in front of her desk. He raised a finger and tried to say something, but he was so out of breath that he couldn't get anything out and instead was hunched over with his hands on his knees trying to catch his breath.

"How far did he run?" asked Yang.

"Maybe from one end of beacon to the other? It is a big place." Blake told her.

"Hmm… I guess that makes sense." nodded the newly made dragon faunus.

"Jaune?!" Glynda quickly got up and rushed over to him. "Are you ok?" She placed a hand on his shoulder. "What happened?" Jaune took a few more moments to catch his breath.

"Aww, look at you concerned for your husband~" said Kali with a grin.

"It's so sweet." smiled Summer. The two mothers giggled a bit. Glynda groaned.

"They are clearly used to teasing her." Yang whispered to her friends. They all nodded.

"We… uh, we've been... partially... compromised," he finally managed to say in between breaths. Glynda's eyes widened in fear as she felt a haunting chill crawl up her spin. "B-b-but I took care of it. Let me explain."

Jaune spent the next two minutes explaining what happened, who was involved, and how he resolved it. Glynda was kind of surprised about Sky and Velvet, considering that she had to threaten the two teams every now and then to stop a fight from breaking out and she did have a small blush when she was told how they discovered them, but was overall relieved.

Velvet was seeing red upon being reminded about her counterparts horrible taste. She then used her weapon to made Coco's minigun and started shooting the Sky dummy.

"I-is she alright?" asked Winter.

"She just… doesn't like anyone on that team." explained Pyrrha.

"That seems to be a huge understatement." Emerald interjected.

"Why does she get to cause some mayhem? It's not fair." grumbled Cindy. She crossed her arms in annoyance.

"So just to double check, as far as Mr. Lark and Miss Scarlatina are concerned you spent the weekend with a woman, but don't know it was me and the don't know about our marriage?" Glynda asked.

"Correct," Jaune said with a deep sigh. He wasn't as out of breath as when he sprinted here, but all that talking didn't help much.

"Ok, I suppose it could be worse. But let's take this as a lesson that we need to be careful at all times. We don't know where there could be prying eyes or ears. All it would take is one misunderstanding for the rumour mill to chew us up." Glynda said, all too familiar with how rumours worked from when she was younger. Jaune nodded in agreement.

"I remember when you made it slip about my… childish crush." Glynda sighed to Kali.

"I remember that to. Everyone kept commenting on it." she giggled.

"Glynda, here are the transcripts of the transfer students that you reque-" Doctor Oobleck bellowed quickly as he rushed into the room, only to pause for a moment to take in the sight before him. Glynda and Jaune were in close proximity, though they jumped slightly at his sudden appearance. She had a hand on his shoulder and a blush on her face, and he was breathing slightly heavy. "Oops, sorry for interrupting, I'll come back later," he apologized quickly and left as fast as he entered.

"Jeez, this is like those romantic comedies." cringed Yang.

"Yeah… seems like something written for the sake of causing humor in a book." agreed Blake.

Wolf just let out a little cough. He then summoned some water to drink.

Glynda stared at the door, then at each other, then back at the door, and then they pulled away from each other once they realized what Oobleck thought he saw. Blood rushed to Jaune's cheeks and Glynda facepalmed with a heavy sigh. 'Think of the corgis. Think of the corgis.' "I don't even care anymore," she said as she walked back to her desk. As she took a seat she noticed Jaune was still standing there, unsure of what to do. "Mr Arc," she called for his attention, "care for some chamomile tea?" She offered while raising her glass up.

Glynda started to pet Zwei more and more to calm down.

Zwei loved the attention she was giving him, and he was happy that he was helping her calm down a bit.

"Uh… yeah sure," he replied. Glynda used her semblance to bring the pot and another cup on her desk. Jaune sat down right as she finished pouring his cup. Jaune accepted the cup with a nod and smile. Jaune took a sip right after Glynda did with her cup. "Wow, this is really good," he complimented honestly as he took another sip.

"Thanks," Glynda offered a small smile. "There actually some chamomile flowers in the back garden and in the Emerald Forest. I use those whenever I just need just a moment to relax after a hard day."

"Like today?"

"Especially today." They shared a chuckle and continued to drink their tea in silence, trying their best to forget the embarrassing moments that happened earlier that day.

Just then a cup appeared in Glynda's hand. She really needed it right about now.

"You need to learn to relax more Glynda." giggled Kali.

"Mom, is it really a good idea to antagonize her?" asked Blake.

"Oh don't worry sweetie. I used to do it all the time at beacon. She won't try anything." the mother Belladonna smirked. Glynda felt like she was going to pop a vein on her forehead.

But as they sat there drinking their tea, they were also secretly enjoying each other's company.

Kali was giggling, much to Glynda's chagrin

"Aww~" went Summer. Ruby was giving her an unhappy look. "Aw don't be like that my little Rose. You still have a chance with your version of him."

"I guess. But I still don't like the fact you keep acting like that about him with ms. Goodwitch." Ruby grumbled while puffing her cheeks. Summer then just hugged her daughter

"... other than that, you two fought well," Glynda said as she looked over the two students in the arena. "Good match." The two students nodded and walked back to their seats. She silently sighed in disappointment. She saw the looks in their eyes. They didn't much care for the advice she offered to help them. To them, she was just nitpicking. Only very few students actually listened and took her advice to try and improve.

"Such a thing is true for our world as well. Everyone seems to think I nitpick. All save for Mr. Arc. He actually heads my advice and takes it to heart." sighed Glynda.

All the students cringed. They were guilty of such a thing. Even Pyrrha. She took a bit of pride in her ability to fight, it came from how she honed her skills in a competitive environment. It made her feel upset to be criticised on how she fought. Now she felt guilty for being upset at Glynda trying to help, like she had been doing for Jaune.

Speaking of which, the roulette wheel on her scroll just selected the pairing for the next match. "Our next match will be... Jaune Arc vs Dove Bronzewing. Will both of you please take your places in the arena," she commanded more than asked. Both contestants made their way and stood on opposite sides of the arena. Dove readjusted a strap on his armor and twirled his sword around. Her husband attached his shield to his gauntlet and gripped his sword tightly in his other hand.

'I just referred him as my husband again, didn't I?' Glynda shook her head. She had to stop thinking of him like that, otherwise if her thoughts got use to calling him that she could accidentally verbally refer to him as that while others are around. And that won't do.

Glynda was having the same thoughts as her counterpart. Seeing Mr. Arc like this has been making her start picturing the two of them in a romantic relationship. Something she was getting worried about.

But at the same time, would that be so bad? He is obviously loyal and kind. He heads her advice and doesn't get annoyed by it. He shows he wants to grow and isn't just satisfied with where he is at, even if he has already gotten quite far.

And, admittedly, he was very handsome and from what she saw from the to- 'Ah! No, bad Glynda! You will not think such things about a student.' she chastised herself in her head.

"What's wrong Glynda? You looking flushed." asked Kali. Then a thought went through her head. "Is it perhaps your starting to see the young man in a more romantic light?~"

"I don't know what your talking about." Glynda said as she turned away. Kali just giggled at that.

"Are both combatants ready?" She asked. Dove nodded towards her and twirled his sword again, and her hu-Jaune nodded towards her and took a battle stance with his shield raised high. "Begin!" No sooner had the words left her mouth, Dove was covered in a bronze aura and in a flash was right where Jaune was with his sword raised high. However, Jaune was already mid backwards jump, having anticipated this from his last match he had with him, and just barely dodged Dove's strike.

"Smart. Learning from previous fights to learn your opponents strategy is useful." complemented Raven. She was seeing more and more reasons for her to want this boy and Yang to give her grandbabies.

"Yes. It's amazing the level he is at from only beginning this year." agreed Winter. She was impressed with her friends growth.

"Jaune had always shown a knack for strategy." said Ren. His brother in all but blood was a natural leader.

"Yeah, fearless leader is really smart." giggled Nora.

Jaune countered by rushing forward with his shield raised and bashed Dove in the chest, sending him back. Jaune lowered his shield slightly to get a better view. Dove was knocked back farther than he wanted, far enough to make another aura charge, or at least that's what he calls it. All he knows is that Dove's semblance allows him to charge at breakneck speeds with the force of a cannon ball and then use the same energy to unleash a shockwave a few seconds after the charge.

Despite his shield being up, the force of the aura charge forced Jaune a few steps back. Dove quickly unleashed a shockwave and forced him on his back. Dove leaped into the air intent on bringing his sword down upon him, but Jaune was quick and raised sword to block the strike. He then punched Dove in the face with his shield and got back on his feet. He then got inclose and began exchanging blows with Dove.

Jaune's sword was thicker and had more mass, but Dove's was longer and lighter. Dove could get in quick strikes from both sides, but Jaune was able to block from both angles and counter at every opening Dove gave him. Whenever Dove backed away to give him space for an aura charge, Jaune would quickly close the distance, rendering it basically useless in close quarters combat.

"It would seem the lessons you've been giving Jaune have been paying off Pyrrha." complemented Weiss.

"O-oh well… it was nothing." blushed Pyrrha. "I just wanted to help him is all."

"Well it looks like my baby is a fast learner." Juniper giggled.

In the audience, many of the students were whispering to one another, making idle comments about the fight and rooting for one of them to win. Up on her podium, Glynda had an unnoticeable small smile on her face. They were using the advice that she had given them to try and win the match. Dove was using quick attacks to distract Jaune and get distance to try and use his semblance. Jaune was using both his sword and shield to block and counterattack against Dove's attacks and kept close to Dove so he couldn't use his semblance.

Glynda would be lying if she said that wasn't nice. Seeing her advice being used like that gave her a warm feeling as she smiled.

The fight was close and their aura levels were neck and neck, but Dove slowly gained the advantage. He was finally able to get the distance necessary to do an aura charge. Jaune tried to dodge but it was too late. Dove shot forward, knocking Jaune back, and then immediately followed with an uppercut shockwave punch. His sword and shield were knocked out of his hands as he was sent sailing into the air. He closed his eyes and held his arms out infront of him to brace for impact against the wall.

"Well… easy come easy go." sighed Yang.

"Hey, he at least tried Yang." protested Ruby.

"Yeah well, he still lost." shrugged the dragon faunus. Ruby made a little growl at her with ears and tail stiffening.

Yang had always put Jaune down a bit for his lack of skills, whether it was intentional or not. Whether she liked it or not, she was a bit like her mother in regards of valuing strength.

Jaune impacted the wall seconds later. And it honestly didn't hurt. The wall wasn't made of hard reinforced metal like he thought, it was soft and warm. It took Jaune's brain 0.025 seconds to realize that that didn't make sense. The arena walls didn't have round, soft lumps for his hands to grab onto or stick his head between. He quickly shot his head back and was met with the sight of his hands on Glynda's boobs. Time froze as the realization of what just happened entered Jaune's mind. "Uh-"

Blake had a bit of a nose bleed, her mother a little bit as well.

Glynda was blushing up a storm. Though a part of her was kinda ha- 'NO! Stopitstopitstopit!' she screamed in her head. She was also trying to stop from purring.

"Lucky bastard." growled Merc.

"You'd think you'd learn." spat Emerald as she smacked him again.

A lot of the girls that liked Jaune were jealous of Glynda. Mostly Neo, Pyrrha and Ruby.

"No fair. That should be my chest he has his face smothered in." grumbled Neo. She crossed her arms under her chest to accentuate them. It was surprising for someone her size to have a chest as big as hers. They could be compared to Yang's.

Weiss looked at Neo and the screen, then put her hands on her chest. "It's not fair." she cried a little. Why did someone so much shorter than her have a bigger chest. She then looked at Ruby and was upset that someone younger than her was also bigger in that area. Life just isn't fair.

SLAP

Everyone flinched at that a bit at the sound of a slap.

Time resumed at normal speed when Jaune felt something smash against his face. He stumbled backwards and tripped back into the arena, landing on the floor face first. He groaned in pain and cupped his face.

The whole class was silent. There wasn't even a single whisper as everyone just stared at Jaune's prone from. Glynda's eyes widened as she pressed her lips together, put her hands down to her sides, and fought back the blood that rushed to her cheeks. When she realized what was happening she meant to push Jaune away. She didn't mean to slap him off the podium! She suddenly remembered she was in the classroom and glanced over to the overhead screen. Dove's aura was in the red while Jaune's was depleted.

"You better not have meant to slap him Glynda. Otherwise I won't be held responsible for what id do to you." Juniper said as she turned toward the teacher.

"N-no of course not." Glynda swore. She remembered at beacon that if there is one thing you don't do, its piss off Juniper Artoria Pendragon. She was like a demon when angry.

The students were shocked to actually see Glynda fucking Goodwitch be scared of someone. It was something that made them a little worried.

"A-hem," she recomposed herself and coughed into her hand to get the class's attention. "The winner of the match is Dove Bronzewing for ring out and aura depletion," she said in her usual calm, neutral tone. "Dove," said huntsman turned his attention to her, "your light attacks have gotten quicker, but you continue to attack in the same pattern, thus becoming predictable. Try experimenting with different attack patterns."

"Yes Miss Goodwitch," Dove nodded.

"Jaune," she looked over to see him on his knees and still cupping his face. "Are you ok?"

"I thin my nos es broen," Jaune's broken voice echoed. Some of the students chuckled at his expense, causing Glynda to sigh and then slapped her crop on the railing. The chuckling stopped and everyone stood straight in attention.

Everyone cringed at that.

Juniper's stare became more intense towards Glynda. Said teacher was now sweating a bit. She didn't know why she was being blamed for the broken nose. She only slapped his cheek after all.

"Anyway," she readjusted her glasses, "You've improved your combat prowess by including your shield in your offensive strikes, but you're letting too many openings go free. Please learn to identify and take advantage of them."

"Ya," Jaune held up a thumb, it had some blood on it.

Salem and Saphron then joined in on Juniper's death glare at the teacher. She was now drenched in her own sweat. She wanted to find some way out of this hell she found herself in.

Glynda stared at the blooded thumb until he recupped his nose. "Good fight you two. Jaune, perhaps a trip to the infirmary is advisable." Jaune gave a thumbs up as he and Dove exited the area, Dove to his seat and Jaune to the exit. Pyrrha stood up to help escort him but waved a his hand.

"Nah, ill ba fin," surprisingly Pyrrha understood his broken language and nodded.

Pyrrha felt a little upset that declined her help.

"Its okay Pyrrha. Fearless leader is fine. A broken nose won't stop him." assured Nora.

"I guess…" pyrrha sighed.

"Ok," she offered a soft smile. "We'll meet you in the cafeteria later." Jaune nodded and turned to continue walking out of the room. As he exited the room, something bothered him. There was a certain look in Pyrrha's eyes. She almost looked… hurt when he declined her offer to escort him. He made a note to look into it later.

Nora then just patted her friend's shoulder.

Meanwhile, Glynda was having some troubling thoughts as well. When she slapped Jaune away, her thoughts weren't to do it because Jaune was groping her, it was because Jaune was doing it in front of other people. Did… did that mean she was comfortable with Jaune touching her? It couldn't be that, could it? She shook the thoughts out of her head. Now wasn't the time for this. She would worry about it later. "Alright class, that's all the time we have for fights for today, but I have a few quick announcements."

Glynda was blushing. Though she would be lying if she said she didn't feel the same. But that doesn't mean she wouldn't lie.

"Oh my, how daring of you Glynda." Kali giggled. She was having a riot with this.

"Kali, please…" Glynda begged.

"Nope."

'Why is the infirmary so far away?' Jaune thought as walked down the hallway to the infirmary. It wasn't too far of a walk but it was farther than necessary from the arena and it was in the opposite direction from everything else in Beacon. "Ooph!" He rounded the corner and was forced back when he accidentally bumped into someone.

"He's got a point. Why put the infirmary so far away from everything else? Shouldn't it be closer to where people usually get hurt?" asked Pyrrha.

"She's not wrong." nodded Blake.

"I have no idea." sighed Glynda. She had always wondered that herself.

"Ah, Jaune," Jaune looked down and saw Professor Peter Port. "My apologies," he dusted off his shoulder, "I shouldn't have been walking as fast as I was in the hallway. Sorry for bumping into you."

"Iss oka," Jaune waved off. Port raised an eyebrow.

"Are you alright lad?" Jaune pointed to his face, and Port lowered his eyebrow in realization "Oh, your nose is broken. Here, let me help you."

"Wha?" Before Jaune could protest , Peter reached up, grabbed his nose, and started violently yanking it in multiple directions. "Ow, ow, ow, AOW!" Jaune yelled with each pull, but then the last one was immediately followed by a cracking sound and a sharp pain. "Why?!" He cupped his nose with both hands. "Why would you… do … that... huh." His anger quickly faded when he realized that the pain was gone, he was speaking normally, and he could breath through his nose again.

"Well… atleast his nose is fixed." said Nora.

"Yeah, but that had to really hurt." Yang added.

"I'm not sure if I would be grateful or angry." sighed Weiss.

"I would be grateful my nose was fixed." said Pyrrha with a smile.

"Better?" The portly man asked.

Jaune paused and took a deep breath through his nostrils. "Yes actually. Thank you." He offered the professor a smile. "You just saved me a trip to the infirmary."

"Bah," Peter dismissed the praise with a wave of his hand, "the lads in the infirmary would have done the same thing, only less effective and probably more painful."

"Oh, well..." Jaune suddenly had a fear of the infirmary, "thanks again."

Every other student started to have the same fear.

"Well… Peach would have at least tried to be gentle." Glynda sighed. She put emphasis on the word try.

"No problem, I'm always willing to help one of my students." Port then checked his watch. "I have a meeting to get to," he said as he turned around to walk away. "See you tomorrow Mr. Arcwitch."

Glynda's eyes shot wide open. Why would that idiot say that right out in the open?!

"You to-... hey wait a second!" Jaune turned around but Port was already gone. He then panically looked around the hallway and sighed in relief when he realized no one else was around to hear that. He then made his way towards the cafeteria to meet with his friends.

But right as he was about to round the corner, someone else rushed around it and bumped into him. For a brief moment, he found his face once again pressed between two round, soft, heavenly hills before the force from the impact forced him back on his butt.

"Jaune?!" Glynda gasped, one hand covering her breasts while the other covered her open mouth. "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry." She reached down to help him up.

Just then Emerald delivered another smack to Mercury.

"OW! What the fuck?!" he shouted. "I didn't even say anything!"

"You were thinking it." Emerald said with a glare.

"How the fuck would you know that?!" he snarled.

"That look on your face said it all." she retorted. Mercury glared at her and grumbled.

"Please stop fighting you two. I hate watching you fight." begged Cici.

"Don't listen to her, keep fighting. This is better entertainment then this stupid romance flick we're forced to watch." chuckled Cindy as she ate popcorn inside the mirror.

Cici could only sigh at her counterpart.

"I'm fine," Jaune waved it off as he accepted her helping hands. "Just knocked me down is all." He pulled him back up on his feet and he dusted his pants off..

"Sorry," she sheepishly apologized again. "I was just on my way to the infirmary to see if you were ok. I guess I didn't realize I was walking so fast." Granted, Glynda always checked up on any of her students who were sent to the infirmary. But to hear that she was rushing to check on him with such a small injury, it made a comforting warmth well up inside Jaune.

"Aww, you were worried about your husband." said Kali with a smile. Glynda was blushing and trying to deny everything.

"Hehe, your mom is a riot Blakey." chuckled Yang.

"Yang, I swear to whatever god is listening, if you and my mom ever try to tease me together, i will shave your head in your sleep." Blake said through gritted teeth.

"Geeze, touchy aren't you." Yang said with her hands up.

"Thank you," he said with a genuine smile and gestured to his face, "but as you can see, I'm fine now."

"How though?" Glynda raised an eyebrow. "I thought that you would still be there?"

"Oh I uh, ran into Professor Port and he fixed it… by trying to tear it off."

"Of course he did," Glynda sighed as she pinched her nose. Her eyes widened slightly at a certain thought. "Did he do or say anything else to you?"

"Um," Jaune looked around the hallway to make sure no one else was around, "he referred to me as 'Mr. Arcwitch', if that's what you're looking for. Why?"

"Well," Glyda started with a frustrated sigh, "since some of the staff found out about you and me, our situation and myself have been used for the punchline of several jokes by almost everyone, including Ozpin", she muttered the last part, but Jaune caught it.

"I don't know whether its relieving or frustrating that he hasn't changed after all these years." sighed Salem

"I would say frustrating." Glynda told her 'grandmother'.

"Wait, everyone's been teasing you about this? Even Ozpin?" Glynda noticed how his expression hardened.

"Jaune, we are huntsmen and huntresses sworn to protect the world and we are professors tasked to train the next generation of Remnant's protectors. It is a very stressful job for us all. We take what we can get to ease the stress." Glynda explained. She smiled softly when Jaune's expression softened up.

"Still doesn't seem fair to you."

"I can't complain too much. It's all harml-" she remembered throwing Qrow out the window two days ago, "It's all just a little fun. Besides, I was once the trouble maker myself." She chuckled at Jaune's widened eyes. "Oh relax, I was no worse than Miss Xiao Long is."

"Wait, you were like me?" chuckled Yang.

"Well a little yes. Though I did care far more about my studies then you do." Glynda told her.

"So what, like a combo of me and Weiss, or P-money?" asked the dragon brawler.

"Yes… I suppose you could put it like that." sighed the cougar.

"I remember how fun you used to be. Now your little miss serious." chuckled Kali.

"Yeah, we had a lot of fun together." giggled Summer. Glynda gave a sigh, Though she would be lying if she said it wasn't fun.

Wolf then went to Yang. "Hey, show Glynda page 175."

Yang raised an eyebrow, until she remembered it detailed a prank Gale did involving a toaster, rubber gloves, some feathers and a spoon. It said that his version of Port was now afraid of chickens. She chuckled as she went over and showed Glynda.

When Glynda saw it she bit back a laugh.

"Yang as a teacher…" Jaune shuddered at the thought, "... those poor young, innocent souls. Lord have mercy."

"Hey, I would be an awesome teacher." grumbled Yang.

"Oh please. What would you even teach?" scoffed Weiss.

"Badass 101." chuckled the blonde with a smug look. This caused Weiss to roll her eyes.

"Though thankfully I never tortured anyone with puns, I was more of a prankster. Just some small harmless jokes here and there." She smiled in nostalgia.

The smile was contagious. "Sounded like you had fun. Why did you stop?"

"Lets… just say I finally bit off more than I could chew." She wasn't sure if she should tell him it. She, Peter, Oobleck, and Ozpin swore never to tell anyone about that. But with how Jaune's eyes shone with curiosity… "You want to know the story, don't you?"

"I'm sure as hell curious." said Yang.

"Me to." nodded Nora.

Glynda sighed. She felt this would be similar to what she did.

"Please, if it's not too much trouble," He nodded. Glynda briefly looked around the hallway and then back at Jaune.

"Not here, it's too public. Back in my office?"

"Sure," Jaune nodded and followed her lead. Along the way they passed some students in the hallway. Glynda noticed that the students were giving them odd looks as they passed. She turned to Jaune and she stopped and stared at him with wide eyes in realization. "Uh, is something wrong?" Jaune asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Um, perhaps you should use restroom over there," she gestured to the wall next to them where the restrooms where. "Your nose and lip are still covered in blood."

"Wow, how did they not notice? How did we not notice?" asked Terra.

"We were probably more focused on what they were saying." Ren theorized.

"Damn, that's a lot of blood." said Yang. "Right P-mo-... Pyrrha?" she turned to the crimsonette and saw she was super pale.

As it turns out, even though she was a four time champion and top of her class as a huntress, Pyrrha has a few fears. Blood, needles and spiders, just to name a few. Though that last one is shared with a lot of girls at beacon. They can kill giant monsters, but spiders is what scares them.

Jaune touched his lip and nose and gasped when he felt the dried blood. "Oh yeah, I should. Thanks." He hurried off into the bathroom to wash up.

Glynda had another realization. Several students saw her walking down the hall with a bloody nosed Jaune close behind. Knowing the Beacon rumor mill, word would spread about how she was prancing Jaune and his injury around the school as a show of dominance and a warning to others.

She couldn't tell if it was a bad thing or not.

Glynda blushed at her counterparts thoughts once more. But she also thought that might not be so bad. She was then brought out of her thoughts by Kali.

"Ooh, want other girls to know they need to stay away from your man?" chuckled Kali.

"Kali, why must you be like this?" groaned Glynda. She was starting to wonder how they were possibly friends at Beacon.

"Hmm… Maybe I should do that with Qrow… I'm sure there are a lot of hussies that would try to sink their filthy claws in him. What woman wouldn't?" surprising many, it was Summer who said that. They never expected Summer of all people to say that.

One quick stop at the restroom and a few minutes later, the Arcwitch couple made it to Glynda's office. They stood in front of her desk and faced each other. "This stays between us." Glynda said sternly. "Alright so, I was a third year student in Signal Academy, and it was in a class that was taught by Professor Port, before he got a job here at Beacon..."

/

Peter Port paced around as he told the class about another one of his glorious tale. But Glynda Goodwitch glared at him. The man had the audacity to give her a D on her essay exam. But unbeknownst to him, today she would have her revenge. She overheard a conversation between Peter and Professor Xiao Long and found out he was afraid of mice.

"Wait, Tai being a professor at the time? That must be another difference for this universe." said Glynda.

It was Summer who asked the question. "But who's age is different here, Glynda's..."

"Or Tai's?" finished Raven. Many were curious as well.

"Also, Ports afraid of mice?" chuckled Yang. Coco and Nora were laughing a bit to.

"Oh he is." nodded Glynda. She had a feeling the rest of the story would be similar. She was excited and scared.

"And you unleashed it on him for giving you a D?" asked Winter.

"I studied hard for that damned test! I may have loved to pull pranks and joke around, but i took my studies seriously. That's mustachioed buffoon got what he deserved!" snapped Glynda. Everyone went wide eyed a bit at that.

/

"Mice?" Jaune was flabbergasted. "The man who boasts about tackling Grimm hordes with his bare hands is afraid of a little mouse?"

"I was just as surprised as you are," Glynda nodded

"And wait… Professor Xiao Long… as in-"

"Yes, Yang's dad teaches at Signal Academy… he's the exact opposite of her."

"There's another difference. Yang and… dad, are so similar it's scary." said Ruby. Knowing the truth of who her father is, is still hard for her. She wonders if she should still call him dad or start calling him uncle.

"Yeah, he's where I get my incredible sense of humor from." chuckled Yang. This got those who know her to deadpan.

/

She rubbed the top of a small shoe box hidden by her feet. Inside contained the demon that would enact her vengeance. She took the top off and unleashed the beast towards the center of the room. She grinned evilly as it made it's way to the professor.

"Squeak."

"Awww!" went many girls in the theater at how cute it was.

"It's so adorable." said Cici.

"It's a rodent you idiot." deadpanned Cindy.

"It's still cute." Cici pouted while crossing her arms.

Peter Port froze in fear. The fact that he stopped talking also drew the attention of the rest of the class. Peter turned and looked down, daring not to move as the gray haired, black eyed monster started into his soul.

"Squeak."

Never before had Glynda thought that such an old, hardened veteran could emit such a high pitched, girly scream.

/

Jaune held a fist over his chuckling mouth. Glynda paused for a moment before continuing.

Everyone was much the same, save for Ren who had a bit of a grin, and the Schnee sisters, Pyrrha and Blake, who were trying not to laugh. No one was prepared to hear Port of all people scream like that.

/

The professor jumped back over his desk and the mouse followed. Many students began to laugh at the poor man's expense. The man backed up against the wall as the demon neared. Peter then gasped as an idea struck his head. His fist smashed against the wall behind him. From a decorative display from above, his blunder-axe fell into his hands.

"Oh no!" screamed Cici in fear of the poor thing.

He aimed and opened fire, but the mouse dodged, now squeaking in fear and fleeing from the armed man who gave chase. He fired again and missed, and he fired and he missed, and he fired and he missed. This happened several more times and then the mouse hopped up on a random student's desk.

Everyone gasped as instead of lowering his weapon, Peter just aimed and opened fire.

Everyone went wide eyed at that.

"He wouldn't seriously…" Weiss couldn't bring herself to finish.

"I… I think he would." Pyrrha was shocked beyond understanding.

/

Jaune didn't know whether to laugh or be horrified, so he just held his hand over his mouth and stared at Glynda with wide eye.

"Relax, we had aura and he never hit any of us. Everyone was fine," she reassured. "Well, at least physically fine."

"Well… that's good I suppose." sighed Willow.

"How was he not fired?" asked Ilia.

"Good question." Sienna sighed. You'd think a teacher would lose his job firing on his students over a mouse.

/

The student yelped as he barely dodged the incoming fire. The mouse then ran along the front row desks. Peter continued to open fire as the students jumped out of the way of the madman's fire. One student fell on her back and the mouse landed on her lap. She screamed in terror when Port's shadow overtook her. When she threw her hands up in fear, she accidentally threw the mouse in the air as well.

"Oh my god." snickered Yang.

"That's just awful." Coco said as she was failing not to laugh.

Peter took aim at the mid air rodent and pulled the trigger.

KA-BOOM

The mouse landed and scurried off. Port's face was covered in soot and the barrel of his blunder-axe was peeled back like a banana.

/

Jaune gave up trying to hold back his laughter. Glynda chuckled as well. She didn't know why, but the sight of Jaune laughing warmed her heart.

Glynda also felt a little warmth in her heart at Jaunes laughter. She was starting to think she was falling for him, but she was beginning to think that wasn't so bad.

Kali wasn't paying attention to that because, like Jaune, she was to busy laughing her ass off. So was everyone else.

Everyone then were surprised by the sound of snorted laughter. They turned and saw it coming from Pyrrha. When she saw everyone looking at her she was curious as to why, but then realized.

"O-oh dear… I'm so sorry." she said covering her mouth. She was always embarrassed by her snort.

"That's how you laugh P-P-money?" asked Yang.

"I know, its ugly." the tiger spartan sighed.

"No way, its cute." Nora told her.

"Yeah P-money. It's so you." Yang agreed.

"No it isn't. I hate my laugh." Pyrrha told them sadly.

"I'm sure Jaune would like it." chuckled Nora. This caused Pyrrha to blush hoping Jaune never heard her laugh.

/

Port looked at his weapon and say that the barrel was jammed with a coffee mug.

Someone coughed. Everyone turned to see Professor Taiyang Xiao Long near the doorway. He had an annoyed look on his face as he observed the damage. The floor was littered with debris and bullet holes, almost the whole front row of desks was destroyed, and the students were cowering in fear.

"Wow, yeah he is definitely different from dad." said Yang.

"Why? Did he never have that look on his face? With you two I expected him to have it a lot." said Weiss.

"No he has. It's just that look in his eyes is different from how they usually are." said Ruby.

"Peter," he slowly breathed out, "it was just a mouse."

"A MOUSE THAT WOULD HAVE BROUGHT DISEASE AND FAMINE TO US ALL!" Peter shouted as he slammed his fist down on a desk, making it shatter. "AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ITS TAIL! SO HAIRLESS," he curled a fist in front of him, "AND JUST SIMPLY UNNATURAL!"

/

Jaune was hunched over. His gut was starting to hurt at how hard he was laughing. He didn't know what was funnier, the fact that that actually happened, that Peter was so afraid of a little mouse, or that Glynda told that part of the part of the story while holding a finger over her upper lip like a moustache while doing the best impersonation of the Professor he'd ever heard. His laughter was contagious as Glynda felt herself begin to laugh as well.

Everyone laughed at this as well. Glynda's impression is what sold it. Pyrrha was trying and failing not to snort while laughing.

"This… is the best… day of my life!" laughed Yang.

"Thats so… fucking funny!" weezed Coco.

"I… I can't… breath," Jaune managed to get out within his fit of laughter.

"Perhaps," Glynda started after calming down her laughter a little bit, "the best part of all of that was..." she paused to get a last second chuckle out of her. "Afterwards, one student just stopped showing up to his class. We-we later found out that it was a faunus with a mouse tail." Glynda started to laugh again. "She- she was afraid that Port was going to m-murder her!" She got lost in laughter again and hunched over, clutching her stomach just like Jaune. The memory of the look of hear on the poor faunus' face was just too much for her.

"Oh! ...my stomach… it hurts so much!" laughed Ruby while clenching her stomach from laughing.

Even Ren, Weiss, Winter and Blake were laughing hard at that.

"I… I can't stop laughing!" said Ilia who's face hurt from laughter. If she was still a faunus she would turn pink from all her blushing.

Velvet was a laughing mess right now.

Jaune tried to say something but he couldn't, he was laughing to hard. He reached forward to try and grab something to help him up. His hands found something and he wrapped them around it. He was met with a comforting warmth as he felt a pair of arms wrap around him as well.

Jaune immediately realize that he and Glynda were hugging each other to hold themselves up from laughing so hard. But he didn't care, and neither did Glynda. They continued to hug one another as they laughed without a care. Their laughter eventually dies down and they pulled away from each other, with smiles still on their faces.

While everyone was laughing, Glynda had a big smile on her face. Her face was turning red from blushing and a bug purr came from her throat.

She wasn't even bothering to fight her feelings right now, she just looked at how happy her counterpart and Jaune looked.

"Oh my… that was... " Jaune shook his head, "I don't think I can look at him the same way again."

"Neither can we." chuckled Yang. Coco, Nora and Ruby nodded in agreement.

"I know I didn't," Glynda chuckled quietly and then crossed her arms. "Oh, I know I shouldn't have to say it, but please don't go telling this story around."

"To late." giggled Nora.

"Yeah, we all know now." chuckled Coco.

"I won't, Arc's word," Jaune said as he held a hand over his heart and Glynda nodded. They then heard a beep and Jaune pulled his scroll out of his pocket. "Oh, my team is wondering where I am. I uh, also have a class soon so I need to get going."

"No problem, take care Jaune."

"Thanks, you too." Jaune rushed out of her office to go meet up with his friends. Glynda stared at the door for a few moments before she remembered she had paperwork to complete. As she turned around and walked towards her desk, her smile faltered and was gone by the time she reached her desk.

When she sat down in her chair, she took one last look at the door before getting to work… all by herself.

"Aww, miss him already Glynda?... Glynda?" Kali turned to her friend who would usually respond to her teasing.

Glynda felt a little sad to see Jaune go. She felt like she was her counterpart, in which Jaune left her all alone to do work. She wanted Jaune to come back.

Just then, like the other girls, a model fell from nowhere and landed on her lap. This surprised her and everyone else in the room.

"...oh my Glynda, looks like I was right." Kali giggled.

"W-wait, that's not-" Glynda tried to explain.

"Don't bother Glynda. The magic of the theater doesn't lie." chuckled Wolf.

"So does that mean that Miss Goodwitch wishes to have romantic and or sexual relations with friend Jaune?" asked Penny.

"Yes Penny, it does." nodded Winter.

"So~ you like the young man that way now?" chuckled Willow. "Hehe, it's nice to know your trying to find a man Glynda, and a younger one at that."

Glynda was a blushing mess. She just looked at her new "toy" and her blush got worse. She put it away.

"Jeez, Jaune's making different girls fall for him left and right." said Yang to her partner. "Whats next, he turns a lesbian bi or seduces a married woman?"

"I don't know." shrugged Blake.

Meanwhile all the girls that like Jaune looked to each other. They will have to talk to Glynda after the viewing.

It was the middle of the night and Jaune sighed for the umpteenth. He was having trouble falling asleep. His mind was racing with a ton of different thoughts, but then they turned to Pyrrha and Ren. Their behaviour have been off for the last few days, since he returned with Glynda. They seemed… distant, and more hesitant to approach him than before, and when they did they looked a little upset when he declined their offer, like Pyrrha did during the spar earlier today.

"They… are probably feeling the same way I felt earlier. Like they don't feel like they deserve to be forgiven." sighed Pyrrha.

"I agree. It's hard to believe he could forgive us so easily for what we did." Ren said sadly.

He idly noticed that it was quiet. He sat up in his bed and confirmed that it was quieter than normal in the room. Usually everyone emitted some kind of breathing or snoring sounds while they slept, but he could only hear sounds of soft snoring coming from Nora.

Jaune decided to take a gamble, and took in a breath before speaking. "Hey Ren, Pyrrha, am I right to assume you guys aren't actually asleep?" A few seconds later he heard the sound of two people rustling in their beds.

"I'm surprised he could tell Renny was awake, he is usually so still and quiet you would think he is dead." giggled Nora.

"It's true. I got really worried during our first night at beacon." Pyrrha chuckled nervously. She was freaking out that night.

"I'm sorry I worried you so much." Ren apologized.

"I'm awake." Pyrrha said as she turned over to face him before sitting up.

"Yeah," Ren sighed as he threw his sheets off and sat up as well, "I can't sleep as well."

"So," Jaune turned his lamp on and stood up out of his bed, "What's up with you guys?" He glanced at his scroll and saw that it was past 2 a.m. "How about you guys going to tell me what's bugging you?" Pyrrha shifted uncomfortable and Ren looked away from his eyes. "... this is about what happened on the mission, isn't it?"

The two could only look down sadly. As did the others whose counterparts snapped at him.

"Yes," Pyrrha said sheepishly as Ren nodded. Jaune sighed. It's been a couple of days and he has forgiven them all, but they still felt bad for getting angry and chasing him off. He didn't understand why. But then an idea came to mind.

"Ok, how about this?" He stood up. "Why don't you guys tell me why?" he said as he walked in between Pyrrha and Ren's bed. They both looked at him confused. "Look, we've all made mistakes and we've all forgiven each other over what happened. I've even given you my reasons, but you've never given me your reasons."

"Oh wow, he's using that?" chuckled Saphron.

"What do you mean?" Neo asked.

"Oh it's a funny story." Juniper chuckled with her daughter.

It was something his parents did with him and his sisters. Whenever there was an argument and there was still heat left over, or someone was over apologetic, they would sit them down and have them explain why they were mad, upset, or too apologetic and then everything would work itself out when everyone understood why everyone felt the way they did.

"Yep. Always helped when they all got into a fight like that." snickered Juniper. "I remember how much that helped with Verte and Bleu's fights.

"Yeah, those two are always butting heads." sighed Saphron.

"Huh… that seems like a good way to solve these kinds of things." Ilia said.

"So," he sat down on the bed next to Ren and looked at the two of them, "why don't you guys tell me why you're still upset over this. At least help me understand why." They both remained silent for a few moments and then Ren coughed to get his attention.

"I'm not sure if Nora ever mentioned it... I won't go into detail, but Nora has been the only family I've had for most of my life and vice versa. We've looked out for each other for as long as we knew one another," Ren said. Jaune nodded to show he was listening and Pyrrha politely remained quiet as he spoke. "During the mission, when Nora got hurt… I..." he had trouble maintaining eye contact when he spoke, "I felt like I was losing my family again."

Nora hugged Ren tighter. Everyone was quiet. There wasn't really anything they could say.

Juniper and Kali then went over and hugged him. "You have a family who can support you now." she said trying not to cry. She hugged her adoptive son tight. Kali did the same, wanting to support her new 'cousin'.

Jaune and Pyrrha's expression grimaced slightly as they remembered the incident. The small, still healing scars Nora got didn't do justice to the damage she took. Everyone was afraid that she wouldn't make it. Jaune even held her hand on the bullhead back, hoping that him telling her she'd be ok wouldn't be a lie.

Now it was Ren who hugged Nora tighter. Such a thought scared him to his core.

Everyone looked at them sadly while Pyrrha began to cry. Like Jaune does, Pyrrha saw Nora as a sister. Knowing she was in that state broke her heart.

Ren continued speaking. "When we got back and we found out that she'd be ok, I… I remembered that it was your idea that we listened to and I…" he took a moment to look back at Nora, "I was just so emotional at the thought of losing Nora that I got angry and snapped at you. It was only afterwards, when I calmed down, I realized what I exactly did… when Nora looked at me." Both Jaune and Pyrrha perked up at this.

"The first time I met Nora was when I saw her getting bullied by other kids. She looked at me the same way she looked at them and..." Ren didn't know how to finish the sentence, his words were stuck in his throat, but Jaune nodded in understanding, knowing what Ren was getting at.

Everyone was pretty pissed at those kids.

Salem then joined the hug. "Your my grandsons niece, so your part of my family. You will always be welcome in my home." she told Nora sadly.

Cici joined in on the hug crying. She was so sad at what her cousin went through.

"Can we stop hugging already? If I go and teach those brats a lesson can it stop? At least then i would be punishing those that would hurt what's mine!" shouted Cindy.

"I understand," Jaune nodded and then turned to Pyrrha. "How about you?"

"Umm…" Pyrrha rubbed her arm for several moments, "I never really had much of a social life before Beacon, because of my sponsorships with being a tournament fighter and all. Um, most of my 'friends' were business partners, sponsors, or people looking to leech off of my fame and success." A soft smile formed on her face. "And then you guys came along. None of you knew who I was, and even when you did you didn't let that decide anything. For once I thought I could have genuine friends I can hang out with and count on."

"Pyrrha… is that true?" asked Weiss. She then realized she must have been when they first met and after.

Pyrrha saw the look on Weiss' face. She felt she didn't need to say anything.

Jaune sensed a 'but' coming when Pyrrha's smile faltered a bit.

"All of you have been there for me," she stared into Jaune's eyes as her smile completely vanished, "but I wasn't there for you. When Cardin was bullying you, I was the first to see what was wrong and I didn't do anything. Even when you said not to and you'd handle it yourself I still should have done something, but I didn't." Jaune figured out what she was getting at, but remained silent for her to continue.

"And after the mission, when most of us turned against you, I should have had your back and defended you like a friend should, like you have for me so many times. But I didn't, and instead I sided with them and… you didn't deserve what we said to you," she looked down in shame.

Pyrrha looked down sadly. Her ears drooped down and her tail sagged. She was just as guilty for not helping him when he needed her. Honestly she felt guilty for not doing anything at all. She was then taken out of her thoughts when she heard a sigh from Goodwitch.

"It's alright miss Nikos. I should have done something about the bullying as well." said the teacher. "I suppose hindsight can be…"

"A bitch?" asked Yang.

"Yes. I suppose it can be a bitch." Glynda agreed. Pyrrha still looked sad.

"Listen Pyrrha at least you admitted you messed up." said Summer with a smile. "That's the first step to making things right." Pyrrha had a small inkling of a smile, but she still felt terrible.

Jaune was silent for a few moment, gathering his thoughts before nodding. "I get it now." Both Pyrrha and Ren looked up at him. "Ren, you felt like you've become something you deeply despise and hoped to never become, because you let your emotions control your actions. Right?" Ren nodded in a 'more or less' gesture. "And Pyrrha, you feel like you betrayed our friendship by not being there for me when I was there for you. Right?"

"...yep," Pyrrha replied a second later.

"Sounds about right," Ren chipped in.

They both looked down sadly. He pretty much hit the nail on the head.

"And both of you guys still think this, even after I said I've forgiven you, because I didn't know the reasoning behind your actions so you thought I was just saying I forgave you to put it out of the way. Right?" Pyrrha and Ren looked at Jaune with slightly widened eyes before nodding. "What would you both say if I told you that even after knowing your reasons, I'm still not mad at you and still forgive you?"

"What?" They both asked in confusion.

They were just as confused as their counterparts. Even after hearing their reasons for doing what they did.

"H-how can he still forgive us?" asked Pyrrha.

Ren didn't know either. He just sat there silently.

"You guys were right. I made a bad call and… we almost lost Nora and Ruby. You guys had a right to be mad and upset, there's nothing wrong with that. And yes you said some things you didn't mean, but the fact that you feel bad and are apologizing for shows that you guys didn't really mean it and it was just your emotions talking."

Jaune then stood up and offered them a soft smile. "We made mistakes, and we're all trying to learn from them and get past them. So no, I'm not mad, disappointed, or upset with you guys, and even knowing your reasons I'm still not." The small smiles forming on his teammates' faces told Jaune that he didn't need to elaborate further.

"Damn. That's really mature of him." praised Coco.

"He always helped when Blanche and Noire fought a lot. He has a lot of practise." Saphron told her.

"It's nice to know that Mr. Arc is one of my more mature students in that regard." said Glynda with a smile. She blushed a bit when she said that.

"There's just one thing missing from this picture." giggled Juniper.

This honestly reminded him of how he would help break up fights, defuse situations, and end rivalries between his younger sisters. He smiled at the nostalgia. However, there was something missing… something his sister would always do afterwards… ah. "Group hug?" Jaune held his arms out, inviting them in.

Saphron and Juniper both giggled and said at the same time. "There it is."

Ren smiled and shook his head and Pyrrha giggled into her hand, but they both stood up and all three of them embraced each other in a warm, comforting group hug.

The two members of JNPR smiled at that. But they were then surprised by Nora's outburst.

"Blasphemy! How dare you initiate a team JNPR group hug without me!" shouted the Valkyrie.

"Blasphemy!" Jaune, Pyrrha, and Ren didn't have time to react when they felt Nora jump up and wrap her hands and legs wrap around them. "How dare you initiate a Team JNPR group hug without me!"

"Exactly!" stated Nora as she puffed out her chest.

Yang chuckled at how Nora and her counterpart said the same thing. Ren and Pyrrha just chuckled at her antics and hugged her.

Jaune couldn't help but giggle. "You're right. I'm sorry Nora." He then readjusted himself so Nora could join the hug properly.

"I won't forget this… heretic," Nora playfully growled.

"No I won't." she smirked.

"I'm sure you will." Ren told her.

"Nope!"

"I'll make sure you get first dibs at the pancake stand at breakfast tomorrow."

"Your forgiven." Nora had a huge smile on her face. Ren and Pyrrha just started laughing.

"You're forgiven." Nora beamed up with a smile. The rest of the team got lost in a fit of giggles.

Now more people were laughing as that's twice now that's happened.

The screen then turned off. "Alright, that's it for this universe." Wolf told them.

"Aww, but Glynda was finally enjoying it." Kali said sadly. Glynda had a huge blush.

"Well sorry, got other things to do." he told her. He then grabbed a dust vial. "Alright time to turn you all back." he said.

"Aww man, I like being a dragon..." sighed Yang.

"Your destructive enough without it." Weiss told her teammate. Yang just pouted a bit.

Wolf then threw the vial down and dust exploded everywhere. The humans were all back to normal. But then they heard Blake shout.

"What the hell!" she shouted. The humans all saw that she and the other faunus had a few more parts then they should.

She, Kali and Sienna now not only had their ears back, they also had tails, claws and fangs. Their eyes also seemed a bit more cat like.

Velvet now had a fluffy rabbit tail now. "Cute tail Bunbun." chuckled Coco. Velvet blushed a bit.

Ilia now also had a tail, as well as horns. She also had scales the color of her hair on different parts of her body. Mainly on her arms to the forearm, legs to the shin and joints, like Yang did. (Her elbows, knees, wrist, ankles, shoulders, back of the neck, spine, hips, finger and toes.)

"H-how did this happen?" asked a shocked Ilia. Then when she saw Blake's new tail she blushed hard. Kali chuckled when she saw that.

"You must not have shaken off the last batch." Wolf told her. "It must have changed you a bit more than intended."

"So we now have even more faunus traits now?" Sienna asked.

"Pretty much." Wolf shrugged.

Blake then walked over to Iliw to see her new scales. "Wow, do they even go all the way down your whole back?" she asked her.

"I-i don't know." the chameleon faunus told her. Blake traced her hands down Ilia's back to feel the scales. They in fact did go all the way down her back. What she didn't know was her scales were very sensitive. So much so that she was turning into different colors of the rainbow.

"Oh by the way, Saph, Terra. You both can put Adrian back in his costume. The next one is safe." he told them.

"Are you sure?" Terra asked. Wolf nodded. They shrugged and put it back on the baby. Adrian giggled a bit.

Cici then had the costume change to her old grimm shark costume. She squealed looking at him and gave him a hug.

"Also, were getting someone new to the theater." the god told them. "She's already been brought up to speed."

"Uh… who's she?" asked Raven. Just then a bright light happened. When it faded they saw… A little old woman with what looked like mechanical eyes.

Summer felt like she knew her. But when she looked at her clothes and cane she realized who it was. "A-aunty Maria?!" she ran over to the old huntress and hugged.

"Aunty?!" said a surprised and confused Ruby and Yang.

Maria tapped her mechanical eyes. "Summer? Well if it isn't my favorite student. I see you haven't grown an inch since I last saw you" she cackled.

"Aunty!" whined Summer. She was always upset about being short.

"Uh… What's going on? Why did you call her aunty, mom?" Ruby asked.

"This is Maria Calavera. She taught me how to fight the way I do. She also taught me about my eyes. I saw her as an aunt. Aunty its been so long."

"Well given I used to be young, a damn fine piece of ass and had eyes when I last saw you, I'd say yes, it has been a while." Maria chuckled. Summer laughed with her.

"So how does she know about silver eyes?" asked Glynda.

"Simple miss dominatrix, I had silver eyes myself." she cackled at Glynda's blush at being called a dominatrix.

It surprised everyone to hear she was a silver eyed warrior.

"Hehe, well anyway, you guys relax a bit." Wolf told them. 'You better fucking read the goddamn authers notes, i swear to fuck.' he thought to the readers. Seriously, READ IT!

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And that's all of Blaiseingfire's Drunken Arcwitch marriage that were doing. Thanks again Blaise for letting me do this.

I also want to thank my friend, Phoenix Warehouse Productions, for helping me out with this. Thanks bud, don't know what id do it without you. You've helped me with so many ideas and making the omake's.

Also thanks Jauneforever for helping Beta this story for as long as you have. I know you're probably busy trying to make your own stories, so I appreciate you taking the time to help.

Also doing a special chapter with Oberon1211 next. So keep an eye out for that. I'm super excited for it.

Anyway, check out the omake for this one, PWP worked hard on it. It's pretty long actually.

Beta readers: Jauneforever, Phoenix Warehouse Productions, and Blaiseingfire

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Wolf appeared again. "Hey guys, got another tape from the warehouse. Also after its done the dads will return." he told them. The screen then turned on.

A Black Phoenix holding a Green Shield is seen on the screen with the caption Phoenix Warehouse Productions security tape.

Static is seen on the screen.

"Well kids it's almost time to send the dad's home. Thank you again my dear for helping me with making a dress for Cinder," says Esmeralda.

Cici was happy to see her mama. She was also loving the dress she got. It is so nice and lovely.

"It's no problem Aunty Es, I was glad to help. And thank you for letting me use your hair for a personal project." Rouge answers while scooping up a sleeping Jaune. "So how long is he going to be in bunny mode?"

"I will turn him back before your dad leaves, I want him to turn into Joan and sing the story from the Goodwitch family." Say Esmeralda as she looks around the library with a happy smile.

"Oh joy… another visit from Joan." sighed Weiss.

"Yeah, not too excited to see her again." sighed Yang.

"I'm sure it will…" Pyrrha couldn't even finish that. She knew she would just be lying.

They start walking out of the library and down the hall. And into the sitting room that Adrian said he and the dad's would be in.

When they walk in all they see is Roman talking to Winston about online classes he could take to help with his business, Talon talking to Sally about what plants she should plant in her counterparts garden, as well as a white haired woman who could pass for Jacques Géle's twin sister, and a female cow faunus who could pass for the twin of Adam Taurus.

"Hmm, it would be nice to add to the garden." Salem thought out loud.

"Uh… who are they?" asked Blake.

These are Jaclyn "Jackie" Géle and Evelyn "Eve" Taurus.

"But Jacques doesn't have a sister." said Willow.

"Neither does Adam." Sienna added.

"Oh there clones." Wolf told them. "Amp originally intended to make clones of them to kill to relieve some stress. Something happened making the clones female and completely different from the assholes they came from. Eve is sweet and as shy, if not more so, then Velvet. Jackie is kind and very protective of her."

"Huh… that's… something." Sienna didn't know what to think.

"Wow, someone shyer than you? Hard to believe isn't it bun?" chuckled Coco. Velvet sent her a glare.

Blake and the three Schnee girls sit there stunned. Their minds all shut down at the fact. Wolf had an idea to help with that. He summoned a huge tuna. He winds back with it and smacks Blake right in the face with it, knocking her back to reality.. The smacking sound knocks the Schnee's back as well.

"Here you go as an apology." he said handing Blake the tuna. The cat faunus looks at the fish starry eyed. Her eyes turn to slits as she then begins to devour the large fish.

"Hey, where's mine?" pouted Kali.

"I-i… I would like one to…" Sienna sair bashfully.

Wolf then makes two more. "You sure you want them?" he asked them with a smirk. They both nodded. Wolf's grin grew and he smacked them both with the fish and gave them each their own.

The two faunus then enjoyed their fish. Wolf made another and looked around. "Anyone else?" he chuckled. No one answered. The only sound made was Maria laughing her ass off from what she saw.

Jackie has long white hair pulled into a bun, blue eyes, and a tattoo of a burning snow flake on her left forearm, and is wearing a white sous chef uniform.

"She really is different from Jacques. A tattoo and working as a chef? He would rip his hair out if he saw that." chuckled Willow.

Eve has long red hair pulled into a French braid, light brown eyes, cow ears, two small cow horns, a tail, and a black vintage maids uniform.

Blake was weirded out seeing a version of Adam dressed as a maid. But Yang was focused on something else.

"Holy crap! Her chest makes Joan seem small." Yang said in disbelief.

"Well… She is a cow faunus. It kinda makes sense." Neo shrugged.

"Alright, were are the others?"

"T-they said they were going to go catch up and not to wait up, Mama." States a rather nervous Eve.

"Mama?" asked Ilia.

"She think of Adrian as her father, which makes her see Es as her mother. Jackie sees them as her aunt and uncle and they see each other as sisters." Wolf explained.

"This is… weird." said Weiss.

"Extremely." Winter nodded.

"Alright, and do you know where they went Eve?" Asks Esmeralda as she starts to get angry.

"Oh boy… she does not look happy." Juniper chuckled nervously.

"They said they were going to Vacuo, Aunty." States Jackie while looking at Roman with a longing in her eyes.

"Is… is she loojing at my dumb dumb like she wants his babies?" asked Neo.

"You call your adoptive father your 'dumb dumb'?" asked Winter.

"Well what else do I call him? Without me he would have died a long time ago." Neo said proudly.

"They did, did they?" Asks a clearly mad Esmeralda, before getting an evil smirk on her face. "I heard Roman is still single and looking to mingle. Why don't you go introduce yourself to him Jackie?"

Jackie just sputters while Eve starts giggling.

"Well it's confirmed. She wants to bone Roman." Coco said with a smirk.

"I am never going to see her as my mother." grumbled Neo. She was fine with how things were. Just her and her dumb dumb.

"Or you can go and ask him about Blake and Yang and see what his opinion of them is Eve."

Now Eve is a blushing mess.

Blake then sighs. "So… now I have two in love with me. Well… At least she isn't like… him." Blake spat at the thought of Adam.

"But why is she in love with me?" asked Yang. "A little weird that the clone of the guy that's supposed to take my arm has a thing for me."

Esmeralda and Rouge laugh lightly at the site of the two women now blushing at the thought of the people they have crushes on.

"Oh and Eve what do you think of this little cutie?" Esmeralda asks pointing to Bunny Mode Jaune.

Eve just stares at Jaune...before squeling and saying, "our children will be as cute as you are now."

Rouge is just stunned by what she heard.

"So… she also likes Jaune?" asked Saphron.

"And now he is unintentionally seducing female clones of guys!" shouted Yang in disbelief.

"How the fuck his that idiot getting all the chicks?! Girls should go for guys like me." Mercury said angrily.

"Oh what? Bad boys who care about looking cool and think their hot shit?" asked Emerald. "You know it actually pisses me off that so many girls are stupid enough to go for jerks like you when they have perfectly nice guys to fall for like that Jaune guy. Guys like him actually know how to treat a woman right, not like assholes like you." she ranted.

Mercury was pissed off by what she said. Cici however wanted them to just be friends and get along.

Weiss however felt kinda stupid for when she ended up falling for Neptune. While not a bad boy, he was a guy who cared about looking cool, and didn't care if he broke a girls heart. She was glad she dumped him and decided to fall for Jaune instead.

"Ok, I am going to get them you girls stay here and be good." Esmeralda says to her niece's and adopted daughter.

Before they can reply Esmeralda turns into a smoking shadow and disappears.

Screen cuts to a Vacoan police station's lobby.

"Hello, who do I speak to about getting five drunken idiotas released into my custody?"

Officer at the front desk, "do you mean the naked idiots using Branwen as a battering ram? If so they are down the second hall to your left, last cell on the right."

"Uh… how did he know?" asked Weiss.

"Yeah, that is kinda weird." agreed Yang.

Esmeralda sounding confused, "how did you know?"

Officer sounding bored, "he ends up here every Friday."

"What?!" shouted Summer.

"What's the problem?" Maria asked. After she lost her eyes she went into hiding. She didn't really keep in contact with anyone.

"Qrow is my husband." Summer told her old teacher.

"Ah. Well at least he isn't boring." she chuckled.

"I don't get it. Sure he drank a bit at beacon, but never this much. What happened to him?" Summer asked both sadly and angrily. She and him had quite a bit of drinks together in the past, but this much?

"Well… It was you." Wolf told her.

"What do you mean?" she asked the god.

"Well, on the mission you… well… he had a bad feeling. He knew you were looking deep into the council's illegal actions. A lot of huntsman that have ended up KIA. He went as fast as he could to find you, but he came too late." Wolf explained.

Summer had a bad feeling she knew where this was going.

Wolf then continued. "When he got there he saw your body mauled horribly, your eyes missing, and the guys with grimm standing over you. Apparently the agents the council sent secretly worked for Salem in the fact they hunted those with silver eyes, or used to before becoming agents of the council. All i know is that worked for Salem at some point in their lives to be able to use grimm."

Salem was quite pissed. She wished she had gotten her hands on those idiots. She would have given them a slow painful death. She had come to like Summer in the time they were here, plus he was the adoptive sister of one of her grandbabies.

"He was so angry that he went into a blind rage slaughtering them all. When he was done he went over to your body and got a closer look at you. It wasn't a pretty sight for him. Ever since then the pain has just been too much, and add that he blames himself for not showing up on time, and that his semblance is the cause, the very reason he was scared of having a relationship with you. So he drinks trying to make the pain stop, or at least make it numb." Wolf said sadly.

Summer was a little pissed that that was how Qrow mourned her death, but that was overshadowed by sadness. Tears fell from her eyes thinking how much pain Qrow had been in over the years. She knew it couldn't have been and easy sight for him.

During the fight she hesitated when she could have taken out one of the agents. That cost her, because it gave another time to take out both her eyes. After that she was left scared and confused, causing her to swung wildly, only to be hit from behind. After that they didn't stop, she felt nothing but pain for what felt like forever. Her death was anything but quick. She knew she wouldn't have been a pretty sight in the state they left her in. She felt horrible knowing that Qrow also blames himself for not saving her, and being the cause.

Winter felt horrible for always looking down on him for how much he drank, not knowing how much pain was behind it. She felt sadness for her biological father.

Maria also felt sad. Her student, who was like family to her, died in a similar fashion to how she lost her eyes.

Yang and Ruby both gave Summer comforting hugs. They didn't like seeing their mom, the woman who they looked up to, being like this.

Wolf knew it was hard for her to hear that, but he also knew she needed to.

Esmeralda walks away with an odd look on her face.

As she walks down the hallway she kept hearing thudding sounds.

"Harder!"

THUD!

"AGAIN!"

THUD!

"AGAIN!"

THUD!

"AGAIN!"

THUD!

"AGAIN!"

THUD!

"AGAIN!"

Everyone kept flinching with each thud.

"What are they hitting against the wall?" asked Ruby.

"CAN SOMEONE ELSE BE THE BATTERING RAM?!"

"SHUT UP QROW!"

Esmeralda just walks up to the cell to see Nick, Ozpin, Ghira, and Gale using Qrow to hit the wall in the cell. All if the men are naked as the day they were borne.

"Well… That explains that…" said Raven.

"Wait, where's dad?" asked Yang.

"He's at the warehouse watching All's version his and Raven's wedding video. He wanted to watch that instead of getting a drink. That Raven had Amp give her away since he was her best friend." Wolf explained.

"I thought I was your best friend Rae?" asked a hurt Summer.

"Well to Raven your like a sister in all but blood. You were the maid of honor while Qrow was the best man." Wolf told her.

Summer smiled at Raven. "Aww Rae. You really see me as a sister?" she asked as she hugged her. Raven tried and failed to deny anything.

"Though Tai laughed when he saw the tape of Qrow and Summer's wedding. Qrow had a revolver at his back since apparently that Qrow knocked her up before marriage." the god laughed.

"Wait… that's not how it happened. I decided I didn't care about the risk of his semblance and asked him to marry me." Summer told him. Ruby was surprised it was her mom that proposed.

"Not in Amp's universe."

Looking to her left she sees that on the wall they are trying to knock down leads to the storage locker room. Looking back into the cell she sees Adrian having a mental break down and slamming his now broken prosthetic limbs into the wall muttering about needing to get to the precious.

"Uh… whats wrong with him?" asked Willow.

"Dont… don't ask." Wolf sighed.

"It's your fault Adrian has turned into that wreck," says Gale.

"Well excuse me, but no one told me his FUCKING HAT IS WHAT KEEPS HIM SANE!"

"YOU GOT HIS HAT TAKEN AWAY?!" Screamss Esmeralda, "THAT HAT IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT HE HAS HAD SINCE HE WAS MURDERED! INSIDE IT ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PICTURES OF HIS FAMILY! IT WAS THE ONLY COMFORT HE HAD TILL HE FOUND HIS WAY OUT OF THE WAREHOUSE, AND YOUR TELLING ME YOU GOT IT CONFISCATED BY THE POLICE?!"

Everyone was shocked at how unstable Amp's mental state is that he requires his hat with the pictures inside.

"I… I can't believe daddy spent all they time alone. He needed those pictures of all of us just to stay sane…" Cici was on the verge of tears for her father.

Salem, Summer, Willow and Ruby were all pretty pissed at Qrow. But they can't entirely blame him. How was he supposed to know after all. But that didn't change how pissed they were.

Qrow starts shaking in fear and is now thankful for being in a cell.

"I am to angry to punish you and leave you alive Qrow Branwen. As such I am sending you to your wife, your girlfriend, and your daughters to be punished for what you have done to my husband." Esmeralda says in a dead emotionless voice, before sticking out her hand and covering Qrow in shadow magic and making him dissolve before everyone's eyes.

"Well I am definitely going to punish that idiot when he gets back!" shouted Summer. Willow nodded in agreement.

Just then from a torrent if shadows, a naked Qrow appeared in the theater. "Uh…" he was really confused and looked around.

"Qrow!" shouted Summer and Willow. Qrow jumped a bit when they did.

"U-uh… yeah?" he asked a bit worried.

"I can't believe you would do something so stupid!" shouted Summer.

"Indeed. Even I wouldn't have gotten that drunk." Willow agreed.

"L-look I didn't mean for it to get like that." Qrow defended.

Summer wasn't having it. "That's no excuse Qrow! You are so-" they both froze when they noticed Qrow was naked and in front of them.

They both hadn't had any action in years. They looked at his crotch, then to him, then back at his crotch. They did this again and again. They then looked at each other and nodded.

"Uh… everything okay?" Qrow asked.

They then both said at the same time. "We will forgive you if you give us both another baby." Qrow was surprised by that, as was everyone else.

Just as they were about to jump him right there, all the girls then tackled the three and got into a cartoon fight cloud with them. When the cloud dispersed, Qrow, Summer and Willow were knocked out and tied up.

"Jeez. I can't believe Summer would just forgive him for a chance to get laid." sighed Raven.

"Hehe, then you obviously didn't know her like you thought you did." cackled Maria.

Wolf snapped his fingers so Qrow had his clothes on, then created a bucket of water and dumped it on them. They woke right up. He didn't want them to sleep through the rest and have to catch them up later.

"Was that really necessary?" asked Summer.

"Yes!" shouted some of the girls.

While the guys try to figure out if they are in trouble as well, Esmeralda turns and goes into the storage room. When she comes out she has everyones pants and Adrian's hat.

She covers everyone and their clothes and they dissolve into nothing.

Cut back to the Warehouse just after Es left.

We see Rouge teasing the girls, while Winston and Roman are still talking civil, and Talon is still talking to Sally.

"So one of you had your heart stolen by Roman, and the other is in love with my little brother...who is still asleep somehow." Rouge says before looking at her brother still passed out as a toddler.

"It's confirmed." sighed Neo

"Fearless leader is a ladies magnet!" chuckled Nora.

"It sure is crazy how the most unpopular guy in beacon can be a total chick magnet." Yang said with a whistle.

Both of the 'sisters' are still blushing up a storm.

"So with that course you would have the last item you need for a business degree." Winston says after showing Roman the full list of classes he would want to take to be able to run the business side of his shop properly.

"Well, that will be very useful in the long run." nodded Weiss. She would know since she was raised to run a company.

"Yes. It would be very helpful." nodded Winter.

"Thank you Mr. Watch. I hope that I can call you if I have any questions, I hear you are a good tutor." Roman says with a smile on his face.

"Though I am curious as to why your not acting like how you usually act with Faunus." Inquires Winston looking like he expecting to be betrayed.

"That's something I'd like to know." growled Sienna. She was none to happy for his animal cracks.

"...did you know my father was a Raccoon Faunus?" Asks Roman, "he was not a good man. He beat my mother and myself daily. I was happy when he died when I was fifteen. I have seen Faunus act only as animals, so I call Faunus that do to how my father acted. I do treat those that prove they are more than animals as the people they actually are. I can't help it. I have respect for Adrian, yourself, Ghira, Kali, and Blake. But I will slip up every now and then. I have no problem working with them, but I can't help how I was raised."

Sienna and Ilia were not expecting that. Kali, Blake and Velvet just felt sad. They forget that sometimes, there are humans that hate faunus simply because of abuse from faunus. Faunus aren't the only ones that get abused.

"How is your mother now Roman?" Asks a shocked Winston.

"She is doing good, she runs a soup kitchen in the poor part of Vale now. Though we did have a health scare a few years back. She had Breast Cancer. But she's a tough old broad, and that didn't slow her down for a bit." States a happy Roman. "And while she loves Neo, she keeps harping on me about settling down and giving her more grandbabies to spoil."

"I like her to. But I wish she would stop pinching my cheeks all the time." grumbled Neo.

"Hehe, she's probably just happy to have some grandkids. I know I was when Adrian was born." Juniper giggled. Said baby giggled as well.

"Are you sure that she will like those?" Asks a rather nervous Talon.

"Yes she will like the sunflowers in her new flower garden. Not only are they beautiful, but I do have a weakness for sunflower seeds." Answers a rather happy Sally.

"Well… that's not untrue…" Salem said with a blush. She just loved them.

"Hehe, the queen of the grimm having a weakness for sunflower seeds?" chuckled Yang.

"Is there a problem with that?!" demanded a blushing Salem. A few people were just chuckling a bit at her. She was blushing even more.

"Alright, and what about the violets that I was originally going to plant in the garden?"

"Those too, also try some fruit bushes and trees. We want an area of her castle where the kids can be happy and safe, don't we? We might as well make sure we have healthy snacks for them."

Salem then froze when her counterpart said that. The idea of children in her castle, running around and playing. The cute pitter patter of their feet. The idea seemed like a wonderful, beautiful melody to her ears.

Not even thirty seconds after she went to get the dad's, Esmeralda and the dad's all fade into the room from a nearby shadow. Only difference is now the dad's are dressed and Adrian is looking around confused.

"What just happened? Last thing I remember is going out with the guys for a beer, and next thing I know is I'm in my parlor...AND WHY THE FUCK ARE MY ARMS BROKEN?!" Adrian asks looking around before he notices that his arms are now scrap metal.

"Huh… guess he blacked out when he lost it for a bit." said Coco.

"Looks like it." nodded Raven.

The cries of two young children is heard as well as Jaune's muttering of what's going on. Adrian had woken up the children.

"I'm going to make him regret waking up my little girl." said Pyrrha with a glare.

"Excuse me? Who said it was your kid?" asked Coco glaring at Pyrrha.

"Yeah, if anything, she's my little girl." argued Neo.

"No way, I'm sure she's mine!" butted in Ruby

"Oh please, I'm sure it's mine. Jaune had liked me first after all." retorted Weiss.

"You don't know that. For all you know, it could be mine." argued Velvet.

Glynda was also hoping it was hers, but she was also happy to see her nephew.

It evolved into a full on argument between all the girls that like Jaune over who the child belonged to.

"Girls!" shouted Yang. They all looked at her. "You can find out when we see the baby. Whoever she looks like must be the mother." All the girls looked at each other with glares, and then settled down.

Jackie grabs Gale's son and calms him down, while Eve grabbed the baby girl and calmed her down.

The girls tried to get a good look at the baby, but it wasn't a very good angle. They couldn't see a single defining feature that would show who the mother is. They got frustrated and gave up.

"Why did Adrian freak out about his hat being gone if I might ask?" Asks Nicholas.

"That hat is one of his most prized possessions. Summer gave it to him when he was seventeen. It was the first gift that he received since his parents died when he was six." Answers Esmeralda when she sees her husband is trying to figure out what happened to him.

Hearing that, Summer was mad at Qrow again and glared at him.

"Hey, I had no idea shortstack!" Qrow defended.

"And can you explain how me giving Qrow and Raven magic is me adopting them?" Asks Ozpin

"That's what I want to know!" shouted Raven and Qrow at the same time.

"In times when the family's were low on members, they had two ways to fix that. One was incest, and due to the magic in their blood it made the resulting child more powerful. The second was to share a part of their core with an outsider and being them k to the Clan. This was done either with our spouses and their children from previous marriage or adopted children. Sharing your core like this was you claiming them." Explains Adrian absent mindedly. "However without focusing on the type of magic itself you have an unstable inheritance to the lines. Their magic wont decide a specific branch of magic for another four generations."

"So… we don't all get the same magic powers?"

"Pretty much." Wolf shrugged.

"Well I think it's time to send these guys home. But first to listen to a song." Esmeralda says before turning to Jaune and turning him back to a teen. Only now his hair is as long as Joan's and he is shirtless.

All the girls that liked him were practically drooling at the site of Jaune without a shirt.

"Damn it, even as a guy he rocks long hair." grumbled Yang. She had been upset that Jaune had been showing her up in a lot of ways. He looked better in a dress then her, had a better body as a woman than her. Now this? Life just isn't fair. Blake patted her partner's shoulder.

"Really Aunt Es?" Asks Jaune when he notices how long his hair is. "So I guess you want me to turn into Joan and sing? Are you going to do something to me when I transform into her as well?"

A few people groaned knowing Joan was going to make a return.

"Wait, is she going to change him shirtless?" asked Winter. She as well as several others blushed at that. Ilia was having confusing thoughts again.

"Maybe."

Jaune starts to look like he is made of smoke before Esmeralda covers him in shadows. When the smoke settle Joan is now shown in a black dress.

A few people sighed in relief. A few *coughs* Mercury *cough* groaned. 'They' got a smack.

"Wait, my mind is still male?" Asks a confused Jaune.

"I didn't want to deal with you like you normally get. I just wanted you to sing the tale of Gale's great great great grandfather, Gale Goodwitch the first."

"Well that's good to know. All we need is for her to be involved and we won't have to deal with that pervert." Weiss sighed happily.

"Ok this is the song as it was told to me, and as it was told to Gale." States Joan, looking happy to be able to sing and keep herself under control.

"I am curious about a song involving my ancestor." Glynda said. She wondered what it would be about.

The men all look at her and wait for her to sing.

"As we were out a hunting one morning in the spring

Both hounds and horses, running well, made the hills and the valleys ring

But to our great misfortune, no fox there could be found

Our huntsmen cursed and swore but still no fox moved over the ground

So up spoke our Master Huntsman, the master of our chase

"If only the Devil himself ran by, we'd run him such a race!"

And up there sprung like lightning, a fox from out of his hole

But his fur was the colour of a starless night and his eyes like burning coal

So they chased him over the valley and they chased him over the field

And they chased him down to the riverbank, but never would he yield

And he's jumped into the water, and he's swum to the other side

And he's laughed so loud that the green woods shook

He's turned to the huntsmen and he's cried:

"Ride on, my gallant Huntsman… when must I come again?

For you should never want for a fox to chase all over the glen

When your need is greatest, just call upon my name

And I will come and you shall have the best of sport and game."

Well, the men looked up in wonder and the hounds ran back to hide

For the fox it changed to the Devil himself, where he stood on the other side

And the men, the hounds, the horses, they went flying back to town

But hard on their heels went that little black fox, laughing as he ran:

"Ride on, my gallant Huntsman… when must I come again?

For you should never want for a fox to chase all over the glen

When your need is greatest, just call upon my name

And I will come and you shall have the best of sport and game."

"The men were hunting my ancestors familiars. He used his magic to turn into a fox to protect them, by scaring the local Lord away from our lands." Gale says laughing, "He was an air element in a family known for producing earth. Then again I was born an Air, and after what happened I turned to an Earth element."

"Well, that is a very interesting story turned song." Weiss complimented. It was wonderful to hear.

"Yes, I'm happy to know more about my family history." Glynda nodded.

"And it involves him messing with those hunters in a hilarious fashion." chuckled Yang.

"So what Elements do we have?" asked Weiss

Wolf then began to explain. "Everyone, even those without magic are attuned to the elements. Ruby is an Air, Wind and Light. Innocent and fun loving."

Ruby was blushing a lot when Wolf said that. Summer and Yang awed at her.

"Wiess is water, ice, and Earth. Grounded but a storm of emotion beneath the surface."

Now Weiss was the one blushing up a storm. She then sat right up when her mother spoke. "Im proud of you for staying in control for so long." Weiss was surprised by that, but she smiled.

"Blake is Darkness and Earth. Able to control her lust and keep her team grounded."

Kali laughed hard at Wolf's comment. Blake was blushing because of it.

"Yang is an Air, Fire, and Magma. She is passionate about her family and fun loving."

Yang smirked at that. "Hell yeah I am! Guess that's why I'm always fired up." punned the brawler. The room was filled with groans at the pun.

"Nora is a Water and Air, Lightning. Fun loving and always in motion. A still Nora is a scary Nora."

Nora bounced around while giggling a bit. Ren then had a thought 'I wonder if her elements are why she absorbs electricity in the air.'

"Pyrrha is an Earth with a very weak Air, and Magnetism. Grounded after training and being alone so long she craves friends as a bird craves to fly."

Pyrrha was now blushing. Weiss however felt awful at how she treated her at the start at beacon. Pyrrha came to beacon to get away from her fame, and instead all she did was throw it right into her face.

"Ren is an Earth, Stone, and Darkness. His darkness is in the form of his love of sleeping, but he is also the one to keep Nora in check at all times."

While Wolf was saying that, he was actually starting to nod off. But just then his Nora sense went off and he stopped her from doing something stupid.

"Ozpin is Light, Earth, and a VERY weak Fire. He has been grounded for so long that he has almost lost all passion for what he does, his light element is due to his curse."

They all wonder if thats why he enjoys pranking so much. To keep what little fire he has left lit.

"Glynda is a strong Earth, Fire, and Wind. While grounded and strict she is also a passionate teacher and truly cares for her students."

Glynda was blushing hard at Wolf's words.

"That just shows your a born teacher." giggled Kali. her other friends from beacon nodded in agreement.

"Qrow is Water. Due to his semblance and how he has lived his emotional state is all over the place.

Summer and Willow just sighed a bit. They turn to each other for a few seconds and just nodded.

"Winter is a Water, Ice, and Earth. Same as her sister."

"Just one more thing you and I have in common Weiss." Winter chuckled. Weiss blushed but nodded.

"Raven is an Earth, Fire, Lava, and Darkness. While grounded she is passionate about her sword skills, but the darkness in her heart from being a bandit will never fade."

Raven was happy she and her daughter had something in common, but she was sad that her past will forever haunt her.

"Roman is a Fire, Air, and Mist. He is passionate about all he does so he does forget details ALOT."

"So that's why my dumb-dumb is always so absent minded?" asked Neo. she was pretty surprised by that.

"Neo is a Water, and Mist. Due to her past her emotions are not stable without support."

Everyone turned to Neo when he said that. She sighed when she noticed. "I don't want to talk about that dark time in my life."

"Cinder is a Darkness, Fire, Lava, Plasma, and Earth. She will always crave power, but will also be passionate about her plans. Her Earth element makes sure that she always double checks her plans."

Cici was blushing hard hiding her face behind her hands. Cindy however felt different. "I deserve all the power I can get!" she spat.

"Mercury is a Darkness and Air. Due to his past the jokester can only see things in how to kill them, not how to make them laugh anymore, even though he does try to make his friends laugh."

"Who said you could tell anyone that asshole!" he shouted at Wolf. this earned him another smack from Emerald. Wolf thanked her and continued.

"Emerald is a contradictory element of Fire and Water, with Mist. While she is passionate about her friends, due to her past she isn't able to stand up for herself and will swing between strong and weak".

Emerald blushed when he said that. It only got worse when Cici hugged her to try and help comfort her.

"Penny is Pure Light. A truly innocent Soul, uncorrupted by what she has seen."

"Hmm… interesting." Penny said plainly as she tilted her head.

"Kali is a Darkness and Air. She loves to laugh and make jokes with friends, however is unable to deny her lust."

"That explains it." said everyone that knows her simultaneously. She merely laughed in response.

"Ghira is a solid Earth. Though he has a dream for the future he knows he needs to plan a long game to get there."

"Thats dad/Ghira for you." Blake and Kali chuckled.

"Taiyang is a Fire, and Magma. He is passionate about all he does, and his wife leaving him nearly extinguished his flames."

Raven's eyes went wide at hearing that. She was filled with sadness hearing that Tai nearly died of heart break because of her leaving. As if she wasn't already guilty enough, now it was even worse.

"Nicholas is an Earth, and Fire. Honorable and stubborn to a fault when he makes up his mind he won't back down. "

"That's just how he's always been." Juniper sighed with a smirk while shaking her head.

"Juniper is an Earth and Fire. Keeping the house under control but always showing her children love she is a true mother."

"That's why I can't think of a better mother." Saphron said with a smile. Juniper smiled back lovingly at her daughter's words.

"Saphron is an Earth and Fire. Same as her mother."

"Well it looks like you'll be just a good of a mother then. Terra chuckled. Saphron blushed a bit and smiled.

"Terra is an Earth and Fire. While serious and grounded nearly all the time, when with her friends and family she shows how passionate she can be."

Saphron chuckled a bit. "Oh she was VERY passionate when making Adrian."

"SAPHRON!" shouted a blushing Terra.

"Adrian is right now a Pure Light. His soul is too young to have developed his elements."

Adrian just clapped and giggled in response.

"Summer is Light, Fire, Air, and minor Darkness. She is a fun loving mother who will always show her family that she loves them. Her light is due to her awakened eyes."

Ruby then hugged Summer. "And it's so good to have you back."

"Thank you my litte rose." smiled Summer as she hugged back.

"Salem is Darkness, Divine and Fire. Her elements have been driving her mind for all this time."

"I wonder if my emotions or magic causing it combined with my depression?" Salem mumbled to herself.

"Ilia is a Water right now. Due to her unstable emotions due to what she has discovered she is so unsure of her cause that she is now doubting herself."

"Right now? What did i used to be?" Ilia asked the god.

"You used to be fire." he said plainly.

Ilia looked down sadly. She felt he might be right. She used to have a burning passion for the White Fangs cause. But now… she was just left unsure of herself, questioning all the things she did.

"Sienna is a Fire and Earth. Passionate about her cause but now knowing she messed up, she is willing to learn from her mistakes and start again."

"I'll try to do better from now on. I promise." claimed Sienna.

"Willow is a Water, Snow, and Earth. She is always up for a laugh, but hasn't had a chance or reason to laugh in years."

"Being married to that bastard killed any joy I had. I was even unable to protect my little girls from tat monster." Willow said sadly. Weiss and Winter walked over to their mother and gave her a hug.

"Coco is a Fire and Earth. While passionate about her hobbies and helping her friends, she does not lose herself to her desires or sight of her goal."

"Hm… maybe I should add more red to my outfits." Coco thought out loud.

"I like your current color scheme better Coco." said Velvet. She made an eep sound when she realized she said that outloud.

"That's sweet of you Velvet. Guess I don't need to change after all." Coco said hiding her blush.

"Velvet is a Water and Earth. While always unsure of herself due to bullies, with Coco's help she has learned to be a force of nature in battle. Nothing can stop her when her Earth is revealed in the heat of battle as when she taps into that element, she is focused and sure of herself."

"Now we just need to make you a force of nature in everyday life." Coco chuckled. Velvet blushed but also smiled at that.

"Alright I am taking you guys to the theater, as well as these two children and I am staying as well. I refuse to be here when the mechanic shows up as I can't stand him." Says Esmeralda, "let me grab two things and we will be on our way."

Es then grabs a small metal box, and a pot with a small apple tree. The tree is special as it's parent tree is the same apple tree that Adrian proposed to Esmeralda beneath.

"What's the tree and the box for?" Kali asked.

"The tree is for Salem's gardin." Wolf told her. Salem had a smile at that.

"And the box?" Blake asked.

"I have a feeling but I'm not sure." Wolf said. He had a feeling and he felt Es was up to something...

"Alright Adrian I am taking these guys back, Jaune keep your uncle's out of trouble, Sally I will be back soon, and Talon your welcome to look in the garden for any plants or cuttings you want to use for your Salem's new garden. If your not sure just make note of them and I will let you know when I get back ok?"

Esmeralda doesn't give them time to respond before she covers herself, the girls, the babies, and the dad's in a shadow and port them back to the theater.

Static across the screen

"Well I think it's safe to say that Mother has gone to see big sister." States Emily.

"She hasn't seen her in fourteen million years, so that's a safe bet. Hope she enjoys her visit." Says Elizabeth.

"So I finally get to meet mama?" asked Coco hopefully.

Just as she asked that, shadows appeared Es, the girls, the babies and the father's. But the fathers were not in their regular clothes. Ghira was in a French maid outfit. Nicholas was in a Kilt complete with battle paint. Roman was in a pink version of his suit. Ozpin was wearing makeup to make him look like Salem and in a black/Grimm version of his clothes. And lastly, Tai was in a male version of his wife's outfit.

The girls are also in different clothes. Jackie is in white high heels, white tight pants, a white baggy sweater with a white t shirt, her hair is down. Eve is in black sneakers with red laces, black jeans, red t shirt, and her hair is down.

"Here you go Ghira." Es said with a smirk as she handed him the box. "For you and Kali to have some fun."

"What's in it?" Ghira asked confused.

"Pictures of you shirtless and flexing. The pictures are also covered in really strong catnip to make her in an uncontrollable lustful haze." Es chuckled evilly.

It only took a second for Kali to see Ghira for her ears and new tail to go stiff. Her eyes turned into slits and she pounced on Ghira. "May we have a private room?" Kali asked as she began to open the box.

Wolf snapped his fingers and they disappeared. Thankfully he did it fast enough so the catnip didn't affect Blake or Sienna.

"Uh… where did they go?" asked Blake.

"I sent them to a room where time is sped up. Long enough for it to take a few minutes to us, but for them long enough for the catnip to wear off." Wolf explained.

"But won't she get-"

"Nope." Wolf interrupted.

"Why not?" Blake asked confused. "That usually increases odds of pregnancy." Wolf didn't say anything and just smirked.

Juniper couldn't control herself seeing her husband like this and jumped him just like Kali. Seeing him like that was incredibly hot to her. Just before she tore her clothes off, Wolf send them to a sped up room like the faunus couple.

"I… didn't need to see that." sighed Saphron. She felt she needed bleach for her eyes. It was like seeing them make Verte all over again.

When seeing Tai, Raven walked up to him with a smirk. "I think you and I should have some catching up to do Tai~." she chuckled when she saw Tai blush. "Can we have some privacy to."

"Mom!" shouted a blushing Yang.

"Sure, I'll set up a universe where time is sped up." Wolf told her. He then sent the two of them away.

"Wait, why a dimension and not a room this time?" asked Sienna.

"Reasons." the god told her.

Salem just smirked at what Ozpin was wearing. "Ok look quite handsome like that Ozma." she then surprised everyone, including Ozpin, by kissing him and going to sit back down.

When Merc saw what Roman was wearing he just laughed. "Nice suite mister pretty in pink!" he chuckled. This earned him a smack from not just Emerald, but Neo as well.

"For your information peg-leg, men who wear pink in their outfits help fight breast cancer. Also, it takes a real man to wear pink. so shut your damn mouth before I shut it for you." Roman told him with a glare. Ren nodded with him on the fact real men wear pink.

Es was then surprised to See Maria. Oh, hello aunty. Sorry my husband couldn't come but you scare the shit out of him."

"Uh… why is he scared of her?" asked Winter.

"In my husband's world, she not only trained Summer, but him as well. And he still has the bruises on the back of his head when she kicked his ass." Es chuckled.

"Hah! I still got it if a god is afraid of me. By the way, tell your husband he's a wimp. He brought me to his lille warehouse to spar with him and he didn't even last four hours against me. And I'm an old woman." Maria cackled. That shocked everyone to hear.

"Here let me do something about your eyes." Es chuckled as she pressed her hands on the mechanical ones. Suddenly they disappeared and in there place, silver eyes that had balck instead of white were there.

"W-what did you do?" asked a shocked Maria.

"I returned your eyes, with a little added bonus on my part. Now you don't just kill grimm with your eyes, you can also control them." Es smiled.

Small reason she did that is because she loves how she can call in ANY version of Maria and her husband takes over cleaning the house and gives everyone a week off as he is that afraid to fight her. She doesn't have to do laundry or dishes for a week, it's a win to her.

When she did that she saw Summer, Willow and Qrow tied up. She smiled and walked over and untied Willow and Summer first. She gave the two of them hugs. "It's so nice to see you both. Your counterpart is like a sister to me Summer."

"What about me?" asked Willow.

"Your counterpart is an old friend." Es told her. She was a little nervous when she said that. Her counterpart didn't fully approve of her. Oh she stopped bitching, but when dating she always claimed Esmeralda wasn't good enough for her little did become friends but she is also afraid Willow/Elsa would start saying she isn't good enough again.

When they broke the hug Es looked over to Qrow. She smirked and walked over to him.

"Well well Qrow. I see you've been punished like I wanted." Es chuckled.

"Look, I had no fucking idea his hat was that important." Qrow told her.

"Doesn't really change what happened." she said as she untied him. "By the way, here's your wallet." she threw it infront of him.

Qrow grumbled when she did that. He bent down to pick his wallet up. When he did a ripping sound was heard. He went wide eyed as his pants fell off. Willow and Summer had their eyes focused on him and jumped at him. The second they made contact the three disappeared to a sped up dimension by Wolf.

"Jeez, they just can't keep it in their pants." sighed Wolf.

"Cut them some slack, neither of them had had a chance to have sex in years. Besides, Summer has always been the kinkiest person around." Es smirked. "Silver eyed warriors were always like that." Maria smirked when she said that

"Wait what?! There's no way Summer is like that, and Ruby definitely isn't." argued Yang. "Right Ruby." Ruby didn't answer and just looked away, twiddling her fingers and whistling. Yang went wide eyed at that. "Ruby?!"

"Hehe, oh yes. Lust is one of the things I rule over and I see everyone's kinks. Ruby is a dirty little slut who likes ANYTHING kinky, especially to please her man. She makes the Belladonna's look like nuns." Es smirked.

Ruby was blushing hard but didn't deny it. Which surprised Yang.

"Wiess loves being treated as a whore and calling Jaune Daddy. Makes sense given how much you have daddy issues." the goddess chuckled.

Weiss was completely red and trying hard and failing to deny anything.

"Blake likes bondage and being treated like nothing more than a pet. Very surprising for someone who fights to prove faunus aren't animals." She laughed.

Blake was blushing now, especially with the surprised looks Sienna and Ilia were giving her.

"Yang, despite how protective she is of it, having her hair pulled and being physically punished, rougher the better. She apparently loves cosplaying as a magical girl to." Es laughed her ass off with that part.

When everyone looked at Yang she was red and stroking her hair a bit. It was a nervous tick of hers.

"Pyrrha gets turned on being punished and treated like garbage."

"N-no I dont!" argued a blushing Pyrrha.

Velvet actually likes her ears being pulled, as long as its someone she likes, and being a sex slave. She does have a dominant side, but that would be for someone else." Es told them. When she said that last part, she was looking at Coco.

Coco and Velvet were both blushing hard. Like Yang with her hair, Velvet was stroking her ears in embarrassment

"Coco wants to be a sex pet for both Jaune and… someone else, as well as being dressed up and having her clothes ripped off before they use her."

Coco's blush got even deeper at that.

"Glynda likes to be dominated, and having her own crop used on her. She also likes to have remote controlled toys in her while in class and wants to give Jaune the remote."

"I… I don't… Well I never…" Glynda tried and failed to deny everything with a huhe blush.

"And Neo likes to be tied up and treated like a helpless bitch. She also likes making it as kinky as she can, she loves Rape play. Especially when using her semblance to look like someone else. And that's just to name a few of the people here." Es told them.

Neo was blushing, which is something that doesn't normally happen.

"Why would you just tell everyone all that?!" asked Yang who was still blushing.

"Because I thought it would be funny. Oh, and girls, i think you should give the babies to their family." Es said to Eve and Jackie.

"Here's your nephew Glynda. His name is Chance." Jackie said handing him to Glynda.

Glynda just looked at him and smiled. She thought he was just so cute. He had strawberry blonde hair and green eyes. He was dressed in a male bay version of her clothes. He was giggling a lot, it was just the cutest. She thought she would quite like being an aunt. She brought him over to play with Adrian. Saphron and Glynda set the babies down on the floor to play.

The other girls that liked Jaune looked at Eve, hoping she would give the baby to one of them. She however didn't go to any of them. Instead, she handed the baby to Ilia. "H-here you go Ilia. Her name is Juliet." Everyone went wide eyed at that.

None more so then Ilia. "W-wait me?!" she asked as she turned red. She looked down at the baby.

She had color changing freckles like her mother and her eyes as well. Her hair was dirty blonde and he had Jaunes skin tone. She was dressed in a baby version if Ilia's clothes. Juliet looked up and her mother and uttered one word. "Mama." she was smiling when she said that.

It was at that that Ilia's heart skipped a beat and she felt her motherly instincts kick in. She hugged her little girl in her arms. She then brought her over to play with Chance and her big brother Adrian.

When she got there she looked at Adrian before hugging him. "Buby!" she called him.

Adrian hugged right back. "Juju." he said to her. The theater was filled with aww's from how cute it was.

"I guess its cute… for two wastes of space." said a blushing Cindy.

"There just the cutest aren't they?" Saphron asked Ilia.

"Y-yeah, they are."

"Trust me, your going to love being a mother." Terra told her. They began telling Ilia stories of a lot of cute things Adrian has done.

Adrian was still in the grimm shark costume. Just then Juliet's clothes changed to an octopus costume and Chance into a seahorse.

Just then Juliet saw Blake's tail and was mesmerized by it. Like mother like daughter. She crawled over to the cat Faunus and started gumming on her tail.

"Ow!" went Blake. She pulled her tail away from the infant. Juliet then pouted and looked like she was about to cry. Blake flinched at that and sighed. She gave her tail back to Juliet, who smiled and went back to gumming.

"Huh… so you gave them magic outfits two?" Wolf asked Esmeralda. The goddess nodded.

"By the way, here's your tree Salem." Es said handing it to her. Salem was in tears a bit, knowing how special it is to her grandson Amp, and that he would want her to have it. "I also have gifts for the girls that like a certain blonde knight." Es chuckled. She waved her hand and rainbow lollipops that were as long and as thick as the models of Jaune's 'sword' appeared in their hands. "Think of it as… practice." Es giggled.

Yang then shouted. "W-what the hell?! How do you expect anyone to-" just before she could finish, both Ruby and Velvet had the whole things in their mouths. Coco was blushing like hell at that. Ruby figured since the cats out of the bag she can stop hiding how kinky she is. And being a rabbit faunus, Velvet was horny a lot.

"Another thing is, they don't dissolve, so you can have them forever." the goddess told them. Just then, she looked at Cici. Her eyes went wide as she then just jumped at her daughter and had her in a big hug. "I missed you so much my little baby!" she said to her.

"I'm so happy to finally meet you mama." Cici said as she hugged back. Es just kept muttering never again. She always blamed herself for being unable to stop the car crash.

Jackie then walked over to Roman with a blush. "H-hey Roman." she said to him.

"Oh hey. Jackie right?" he asked her.

"Yes that's me. I wanted to ask you something."

"What's that?"

Jackie then cleared her throat before asking. "S-so, are you sure you're trying to quit being a thief? Because you seem to have stolen something quite important to me." she asked with a blush.

Roman was a bit confused. "Uh… what?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

"W-wait I messed it up! What i meant is… is… Igottago!" she said as she ran to the otherside of the theater.

Eve then was blushing as she walked over to Blake and Yang. "H-hello…" she mumbled to them. "H-how are you…"

Yang and Blake were a bit conscious at first since she was a clone of Adam. But soon Yang just smirked with an idea.

"Oh, I'm feeling bovine. Cow are you doing? It's nice to see you maid it here." the blonde punned. Blake groaned. But just then, something they didn't expect happened.

Eve was laughing at her pun. "O-oh my gosh… *snorts*... That's… thats so funny *snorts*."

"Hey, she laughs like you Pyrrha." giggled Nora. Pyrrha was blushing hard.

Yang went wide eyed, but then smiled. "I like her." she said plainly. First Jaune now Eve. She was so happy they came here.

Just then both Ruby and Velvet looked at each other and glared. They had the pops come out of their mouths.

"Can we have some cherries please?" Ruby asked Wolf. Wolf was confused but gave them both bowls full of cherries.

The both put a bunch in their mouths. They wanted to show up each other by showing their skills. Velvet opened her mouth and showed she spelled out her name with the tied up stems. Coco was blushing like crazy from that. Velvet gave Ruby a smug look feeling she won, but then Ruby showed she tied hers into the Arc crest.

Yang was crying a bit. "You used to play hopscotch! What happened to my sweet little sister?!"

Both girls just glared and walked over to each other.

It was Velvet that spoke first. "I get to polish Jaune's 'sword' first!" Coco was both surprised and turned on at that.

"No, I am!" shouted the young reaper. Yang was horrified and even more heart broken.

The two just kept arguing back and forth. A lot of words were said, some were insults, others saying they would do a better job pleasing Jaune.

Just then, Ruby slapped Velvet. The rabbit faunus's yes went wide. "Why you little!" and slapped back. They just kept hitting each other again and again.

It soon devolved into a full on cat fight. The were pulling one another's hair while rolling on the ground. They were even ripping each other's clothes apart.

Maria was laughing with some popcorn. "Now this is entertainment." she chuckled.

Yang, Coco, Nora and Winter tried to break them up, but then they got dragged in. A giant cartoon fight cloud then formed on them all.

"Ah fuck me sideways." grumbled Wolf. "I'm gonna get drunk so I don't have to deal with this. So im going to need a drink. Or several. Fucking Irish genes making it harder then it needs to." he grumbled.