Sometime later at the Principal office.
"Principal Victoria i was simply trying to make a point to Mr Dawkins, about the incongruity of some scientific statements."
"Mrs Garrison, I am pulling you out of the classroom."
"What!?"
"Principal Victoria I really don't think that's necessary, this woman is very opinionated but… she does care about her students."
Principle Victoria looked from one to the other and sighed.
"Very well but there is to be no more throwing of feces understood?"
Mrs Garrison walked out of the office, Dawkins caught up to her.
"Mrs Garrison, Mrs Garrison could I have a word with you please?"
"What?"
"Look I know you think were at war, But I want you to know, I admire your passion."
Garrison was stunned.
"You-You do?
"I've never met a woman with so much… fire."
This Flattered Garrison, who rubbed the back of her head.
"Well I… I do bring down woman's wrath now and again."
"So much boldness in a woman." Continued Dawkins. " So beautiful, I'm sorry I'm sure you have a husband but I…"
"No! N-no My Boy- Husbands le- go - d-dead."
"Would you then, Consider having dinner with me tonight?"
Garrison didn't know what to say.
Well… Well I suppose we could have a little stake or something.
Dawkins smiled at this.
Soon Garrison was skipping down the hallways with glee.
"I've got a date! I've got a date!"
Annie knitts and Heidi turner looked at her with confusion.
"You have a date?" Asked Heidi.
"My first real date with a real man since the sex change operation."
And she skipped out the school, still overjoyed.
"Oh boy what would I wear?"
And then she continued to skip into town.
"Hey everybody! I've got a date!"
Meanwhile at Cartmans house.
Liane had just come home with the groceries, she took out a food can and went to put it in the freezer.
"Hey!"
"Oh!"
"Close the door I'm trying to freeze!"
"Eric Get out of there!"
She then pulled him out.
"No! No! It's too soon!
"Eric this has gone far enough, you need to learn to be patient."
Cartman wasn't giving up so easily though, soon he went to Butters, He knocked on the door and Butters came out.
"Butters get your coat we gotta go."
"Go where?"
"Your gonna help me freeze myself."
"Okay"
Butters went back into the house to prepare.
Soon they were deep into the snowy mountains of colorado, trekking through the snow to find the perfect spot.
"Well, How come gotta come all the way out here?"
"Butters, If anyone else comes across my frozen body they'll try to unfreeze me right away, I have to be hidden."
Cartman chizzeld a whole in the snow took off his coat sat in the hole and started to bury himself.
"Now no matter what happens butters,You are not to unfreeze me until the day Nintendo wii comes out you got it?"
"Eric are you sure this is a good idea?"
"No, it's not a good idea, It's an awesome idea."
"Yeah, I guess it is."
"Okay you got the spot figured out, you're not gonna lose where I am right?"
"I got it, Big tree, Oval rock."
"Alright now get out of here, you can't freeze to or were both screwed."
Butters started to walk off but quickly looked back.
"Get out of here you asshole you gonna ruin everything!"
"Oh Geez."
And Butters went away, Leaving Cartman to wait.
"Yes… Common… Freeze… Freeze."
Meanwhile.
Dawkins and Garrison were at the french restaurant that no one could pronounce the name of for diner.
"So I told my gynecologist, You put so many things in my vagina maybe I should charge you!"
The two laughed at this joke.
"Oh Mrs. Garrison you are the most outspoken woman I have ever met, It's almost as if you're one of the guys."
"Yeah almost."
"You have so much spunk, so much life, if only you were an atheist."
"Well… Well you know… I'm open to stuff."
"Why is someone as outspoken as you given to his whole god thing?"
"Oh I'm not… I'm not totally into the whole god thing you know i just… I just think you can't disprove god."
"Well what if I told you there was a flying spaghetti monster, would you believe it simply because it can't be disproven?"
Garrison thought for a moment.
"Your right! It's so simple! God is a spaghetti monster! Oh thank you! geez, my eyes are open now."
Garrison got up in her seat.
"Hey everybody I'm a atheist!"
No one paid attention though.
"Really?" Asked Dawkins. "That's wonderful!"
"Yeah I totally get it now! Evolution explains everything! There's no great mystery to life just evolution and God is a spaghetti monster! Thank you richard!"
"You're so welcome."
"Would you like to… Head over to my place for desert?"
Hey guys, I decided to stop here because of the next scene, I wrote this chapter at school and what happens next more suited to home, Hope you like this story so far, don't worry it will get fun soon. And don't forget to read my other stories and leave reviews for them see ya. :)
