Warning, the following chapter contains sexual activities, If you are uncomfortable with it please stop reading.
At Mrs Garrison's house, she and Dawkins were in bed with Dawkins thrusting into her.
"Oh yeah, Yeah I'm a monkey! Give this monkey what she wants!"
"Oh Mrs Garrison!"
"Yeah Pound my Monkey Hole richard! Yeah I'm a monkey alright!"
Meanwhile in the mountains.
The snow was falling hard and fast, Cartman was almost frozen by nightfall and his heart was starting to give out.
"Nin-ten-do… I'm coming… Coming Nintendo…"
With one final sigh, He was frozen.
The next morning Cartman was Frozen where he was buried, The sight where Butters left him was still visible.
Suddenly a Avalanche happened covering everything, Evan Cartman!
Cartman was buried.
Ducktales theme starts playing.
Life is like a hurricane here in duckburg
Race cars. Lasers, air planes, It's a duck blur!
Might solve a mystery Or rewrite history! Ducktales Woo-Hoo!
Everyday their out their making Ducktales!
Tales of daring do bad and good luck tales! Woo-Hoo!
D-D-Danger lurks behind! There's a stranger out to find You! What to do? Just grab on to some ducktales! Woo-Hoo!
Everyday their out their making Ducktales! Woo-Hoo!
Tales of Daring Bad and Good, Not {ponytails or Cottontails No DUcktales! Woo-Hoo!
Several Machines examined Cartmans Body.
"We have a pulse."
Cartman suddenly Became awake and coughed up a fit.
"Can you understand me?"
"Where am I?"
"My name is Spec, you are safe."
"Safe where Butt hole?"
"My friend, This is going to be a bit of a shock but, It is the year, 2546."
"What?"
"You have been frozen in ice for over 500 years."
Cartman ran to the nearest window and to his horror found out the spec was right!
"Butters… Butters You Black Asshole!"
Cartman felt a cramp.
"Please be careful, You are frail."
"Is the Wii out? Where's the Wii?"
One of the future people opened a screen and looked it up.
"Ah, Nintendo Wii, A primitive gaming device used in his time."
"Primitive? It has motion controlled controllers ass-wipe!"
"Young man you don't seem to understand, Your family Your friends, Everyone you knew, have bean dead for over five hundred years."
"Except Towelie and Mr Hankey."
Yes, Except Towelie and Mr Hankey."
"But is their a Nintendo wii?"
"The Company Nintendo went out of business years ago, Nintendo wii no longer exists."
Cartman was stunned.
"No… NOOOOOO!"
To be Continued…