Back in the present, at school.
"You must understand children we are dealing with very large numbers here."
"That's my Man." Thought Mrs Garrison.
"So, Evolution doesn't even happen by chance, It is in fact bound to happen."
"That's right kids, and so you see, there is no god."
"Careful darling, the school board doesn't like it when we…"
"Well there could still be a god." Interrupted Stan.
"What?"
"Couldn't evaluation be the answer to how and not the answer to why?"
"UH OH!" Cried Garrison as she got out a chime and started banging it. "Retard alert! Retard alert class! Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster too, bubble head!?"
"I wasn't talking about spaghetti."
But Garrison ignored him as she picked up his desk and carried him the from of the room.
"Come on you, Your gonna have to sit in the dunce chair."
She placed in down and put a cone saying "I have faith."
Afterwords.
Garrison and Dawkins were sitting on the couch together watching Cartoons on nickelodeon.
"Mrs. Garrison… I'm not so sure what you did in class today was right."
"What… But… I thought you said the world would be a better place without religion."
"Yes… But to be so horrible about it… It just seems cruel."
Garrison scoffed.
"That's because you've been too soft on religious people in the past."
"What do you mean?"
"Think about it, With your intellect and my horridness we could change the future of the world!"
"How?"
"Simple, We just make people think like we do."
"I see."
Dawkins got up and walked to the window.
"I sometimes lay awake at night thinking about it, A world without religion, No more Muslims killing Jews, No Christians spawned abortion clinics, and I say to myself "The world would be a wonderful place." without god."
Garrison went over to him and wrapped her arms around his.
"You're the smartest man on earth richard, That world can be a reality, with my help."
Meanwhile with the boys.
"And I thought he was crazy before." Said Kenny.
"Yeah, He's really going nuts over this whole atheist thing." Agreed Kyle.
Stan Kyle and Kenny were all walking home from school talking about Garrisons new found faith in atheism.
"I still think evolution is the reason to how and not the answer to why." Mutterd Stan.
"Don't go telling that to Garrison again or You'll really get it," Warned Kenny.
"Yeah, Whatever." Said Stan.
"Are still upset about getting put in the dunce chair?" Asked Kyle.
"Yeah, I was just trying to make a point for christ sake! Not Preach about a spaghetti monster! Now everyone thinks I'm retarded."
"No they don't, I'm sure they think you knew what you were saying." Said Kenny.
"Hmm, Maybe you're right, I guess it's not a complete humiliation."
"In front of Wendy?" Asked Kyle.
"What?"
"Yeah, you know Wendy saw the whole thing."
"Oh C'mon, We broke up remember? I hate her."
"Do you." Asked Kyle. "I seem to remember you being jealous of me hanging out with during the egg project."
"Well… Yeah I… AGH!"
Stan marched away.
"I wonder where Cartman is." Thought Kenny.
Meanwhile.
Butters and Dougie were in his backyard dressed as Professor Chaos and General disarray, Pretending to be villains.
"Quick General disarray! Kill those super heroes!"
Dougie Made pretend laser shots at the toy comandos and knocked them down.
"Yes! Now the world shall feel the wrath of Professor Chaos!. HAHAHA!"
"Oh what Jolly good fun." SAid A Tied Up Pip.
Just than Butters Dad Appeared behind them with three cops.
"Butters, Have you seen Eric Cartman in the past few days?
Butters Froze. "Who Me?"
"It's very important son He's missing, have you seen or heard from him?"
"No sir."
"Alright then." Stephen and the cops went back into the house.
"C'mon Professor Chaos lets destroy this ant hill."
"Um Dougie? Pip? Can I ask you guys a scientific question?"
"Okay."
"Alrighty."
"Can anything bad happen if you completely freeze yourself for three weeks?"
"Yeah." Said Dougie.
"Like what?"
"You die." Said Pip.
"DIE?"
"Yeah, If you freeze your body, You end up dead, If you freeze it three weeks later you're still dead." Explained Dougie.
Butters was horrified. "OH HAMBURGERS!"
And He ran off.
He Reached the mountains where buried Cartman, With Dougie and Pip on his tail.
"ERIC! ERIC!"
"You just left him here without a jacket or anything?!" Asked Dougie in disbelief.
"He told me too!" Cried Butters.
"He's Dead for sure." Said Pip.
"Wait…"
Butters looked around to find the tree and rock but he didn't see them anywhere.
"It's all different, Nothings in the same place!"
"Oh my god…"
"Oh no…"
Butters began to frantically dig at the snow.
"Eric! ERIC!"
Dougie grabbed him.
"Butters! We have to get out of here!"
"What?!"
"No one's ever gonna find his body." Said Pip. "You have to say nothing about this you understand?"
"Yeah he's dead, and if anyone finds out you were apart of it you'll go to jail." Added Dougie
"But I just did what he told me!"
"It doesn't matter now, We need to go and never come back!" Said Pip
Pip and dougie began to go back the way the came.
"But guys…"
"C'mon we have to leave!" dougie called.
"Oh jumping jesus."
Butters than followed them.
To Be Continued.