In the future.

Cartman was sitting in his own quarters, which had been provided for him by the future people. He was feeling very sorry for himself.

"This is a disaster… Five hundred years in the future… With no Nintendo Wii!"

And Cartman began to cry.

Just than, Shvek and two others came into the room.

"Eric i have good news for you, We may have found you a Nintendo Wii."

"What? Really?!"

Cartman was delighted!

"Yes! Yes!"

"It's rumored that theirs on in the museum of classic technology in new new Hampshire."

"So I'm not to late, Common let's go!"

"There's just one thing though, Something we need from you first."

They went to the council chamber to explain.

"You see my young friend, You were unfrozen for a reason."

"Lots of people froze themselves in cryogenic labs and we don't unfreeze them, But you are special."

"How so?"

"You are from the time when a great event occurred, A glorious event that finally made all religion obsolete, Now the entire world is atheist."

Cartman rubbed his chin.

"And this gets me a Nintendo Wii how?"

"We believe someone you knew in your time was the person who first started our wonderful group: The Unified atheist league."

"Who?"

Before the medic could respond with a large shake was felt.

"What is sciences Name was that?!"

Outside was an enemy ship that had blown a hole into the building and just as it did and group of strange men charged in.

The unified atheist league came in to see it.

"Oh No! It's the united atheist alliance!"

"Oh science help us!"

The UAL began to fire at the UAA.

"Science damn you unified atheist league!"

"Who are they!?"

"The Alliance atheists, Were at war with them."

The two sides continued to fire what looked like lasers, But actually turned out to be metallic darts that explode their heads.

"No!"

"Jesus Christ!"

"Hahaha, You believe in a supernatural being."

Shvek was so distracted by Cartman's folly that he didn't see the dart hit his neck.

"Oh my science…"

Than his head blew up, with the UAL dead, The UAA Surrounded Cartman.

"I'm just a little boy from the past who wants to play Nintendo wii."

The UAA took him aboard their ship, and headed to the bridge.

"Put me through to the allied atheist alliance." Ordered the leader.

"On screen."

"Look allied atheist alliance, We have the time child."

The Allied Atheist Alliance turned out to be sea otters, their leader was on a hover chair.

"Science damn you United Atheist Alliance."

"Now you see, foolish sea otters, that we are the atheists in control."

"It won't make a difference, this is the dawning of the sea otter, Know this time child, I shall mash your skull like a clam on my tummy."

"What?"

At the lair of the AAA.

"Otters! The time has come! Sound the Nafferty!"

"The Nafferty!"

One of the otters went over to a large horn a blew into it.

The leader came out on a platform, armed for battle, and allowed a lens to drop to his nose.

"So… It begins."

Back at the ship.

"The AAA are preparing to attack! Battle Stations!"

"Activating Turrets!"

"Deploying battle ships!"

"Initiating force field!"

"Contact reinforcements!"

The UAA sent out several small aircraft's to protect the ship while a series of hatches were open to show Turrets.

"Oh god I'm fucked!" Thought Cartman.

"Any sign of the AAA?" Asked the leader?

"Negative, Are scans have not picked them up yet."

"Sir! We have them in our sights!"

Down below the AAA had arrived and were preparing to attack.

"Otters, Start up the shields!"

A large energy dome was turned on.

"Load Cannons!"

Several cannons were pulled up and aimed at the ship.

"Position Hooks!"

Large Grappling hooks were pulled up and also aimed at the ship.

Back on the ship.

"Sir they have prepared for any counter attacks!"

"Just keep moving forward."

As the ship moved into position the AAA leader saw his factions chance.

"Open Fire!"

The cannons fired straight up at the ship, which was protected by its own force field.

The battle raged for only a few minutes more, then something happened.

A shadow crept over the battlefield, The AAA looked up in horror.

"Oh shit!"

"Retreat!"

The Otters ran away with their tails between their legs.

"Reinforcements at last!"

"Uh sir, Those aren't our's."

"What then who's… Oh No."

Cartman looked out to see what they suddenly scared of, And what he saw, Made his jaw drop.

"Dear god it's… It's... "

"The Affiliated Atheist Union!"

The ship came into view to show it was a large Black Battleship with a large orange symbol that looked like a cross between the Autobot and Decepticon symbol, It immediately began to fire upon the ship destroying the shields and air fighters,

"Abandon Ship! ABANDON SHIP!"

"Hey what about me?"

"Use the escape pods!"

Everyone ran to the pods and ejected from them, Just as the AAU Was firing Grappling hooks and boarding shoots.

Cartman was panicking, Almost all the pods were taken in a desperate fit of desperation he found a unused Pod and Jumped into it, It launched and flew off.

"I should be safe now."

He was wrong, Something blew up behind him, He had been shot down.

"Oh Crap…"

As Cartman's pod went down he thought he saw something coming towards Him, Something Fast, It moved like a jet as it followed the falling pod, Before Cartman could make it out clearer, It crashed into the mountains side, Luckily for Cartman, He was unhurt, As He climbed out of the Pod, He looked up and stared in terror, THe figure that was coming towards him was now visible for him to see, As it flew in, Garbed him and Pinned him against the mountain.

"Did you think you could escape!?"

The Figure looked like a human being with Olive green Armor, Olive green wings with Blue stripes, Gatling Guns on his arms and Black boots, On his chest was the same symbol Cartman had seen on the ship.

The AAU Member threw Cartman to the ground, Cartman Bolted towards anything he could use as cover.

"Come Back, I just wanna fuck you up!"

Cartman Ran as fast as he could to find someplace to hide, All while dodging projectiles from his Attacker, He saw a hole in the ground, Conveniently big enough for him.

"I'll hide there."

He jumped into the hole, Just as the UUA Member could catch him.

"Little Fatty, Little Fatty, Let me come in…"

"Do you have Nintendo Wii?"

"Un… No…"

"Than Fuck you!"

"Alright you asked for…"

"BLITZCRACKER!"

The Agent whose name turned out to Blitzcracker, turned his attention to his communicator.

"Yes… Sir?"

"Do you have the time child?"

"No sir, Not yet, I have him trapped in a whole."

"Bah! Your taking to long, Science Damn it BlitzCracker, We need that time child, Bring him back to ship so we may take him back to Terrafa."

"Yes, Sir."

Blitzcracker, Now done with his conversation, Turned his attention back to Cartman.

"Now… Where were we?"

Unknown to him, While He was distracted, Cartman had found a way out of the whole, and was currently sneaking away, Hoping he wouldn't be caught, His hopes were dashed, In an Instant BlitzCracker was upon him, Grabbing him by the arm

"Na, Ah, Ah, You ain't…"

Blitzwing found holding Cartman, Pretty Hard.

"Ugh, How do you weight?"

"I'm not Fat, Asswhipe."

"Why don't you-"

Before he could finish, Something hit him square in the chest."

"AGGHHH!"

He dropped Cartman who scrambled away and saw a shuriken in BlitzCracker's Chest, It started to beep.

"Oh, That's it, I'm gonna…"

"KABOOM!"

When Cartman opened his eyes, BlitzCracker was blown to smithereens.

"Huh, Acolytes..."

Cartman looked up to where the voice was.

A figure jumped down and landed in-front of him, It was a boy around his own age, His hair was black and long, He wore a Black leather Jacket, Over a purple shirt, Grey pants and black shoes.

"Who are you?"

"I am someone who also wants you, Come with me if you want Nintendo Wii."